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do i seriously look like someone u wanna fuck with
#tough as shit#too cold#ice princess#hard af#never lost a fight#i’ve been to jail#seven times#i swear to god i’ve never lost a fight#i got the best uppercut#the best jabs#the best weaves#i swear to god
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can't even cat nap in peace 😾
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more windbreaker comics
#poor sakura couldnt even KO for 10 minutes before everyone started prodding and jabbing him like damn#EVERYONE LOVES HARUKA SAKURA SUPREMECY!!!!!#wind breaker spoilers#wind breaker 149#haruka sakura#and...gang... my energy lvls are too low im not tagging everyone closes eyes#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#cant believe its been two weeks since i made a post ashdfkj my dissociation is getting the best of me smh#dw i still have wb brainrot endou in those last two chapters was just FUELLING it hes a riot man what a guy#cant believe he really woke up and did the draw me like one of ur french girls poses this guy is so unserious#ILL BE BACK WITH MORE NONSENSE SOON... eventually.... i just gotta get my mental health in check like PHEW this noggin be foggin
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i feel like. the more i like and care about something. the less i am capable of watching video essays about it. game i never heard of and don't intend to ever play? sure i'll watch 8hrs discussing it's flaws.
but thing i like? if you think you can point out flaws i'm not already aware of, you are dead wrong. none know better how much my interests suck than me.
and also. if you get one thing wrong about them i'll maul you. with things i like it means i've already seen every single piss on the poor take of it ever, and i'm much more polarized. i got emotional investment. i'm going to start biting people.
#feli speaks#i keep getting recommended video essays about fe fates#like. bro. bro i KNOW#i know the story is best enjoyed when you build a mind palace of headcanons#i know the supports vary wildly in quality#i know the localization discussions. i know the gameplay discussions and how the pair up system is peak#or worse yet. engage video essays. shut the fuck up. i already know everything#of course the solution is to just NOT watch them and i DONT#this is inspired by how i did click on one but clicked off 40seconds in because the moron just HAD to get the jab in at engage#you're trashing engage in a FATES VIDEO??? when being an engage defender is what made me give fates a shot in the first place??#like are you out of your mind. fates and engage are brothers in arms
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"Suddenly the world was gray and dull and my heart was so heavy I felt like I couldn’t move, let alone make it back to Treasure Town. But because of Echo’s last wish… I was able to keep living.”
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SORA : (Partner)
Abilities: Justified / Inner Focus
Nature: Gentle / Hardy
Moveset: Aura Sphere / Metal Claw / Poison Jab / Dragon Pulse
#It's my baby girl!! My sweetiepie!! Sora the light of my life my bestest girlie#Her own character sheet to go along with Echo's since I had so much fun making that one and obvs Sora needed to be given as much love too#Sora learned Poison Jab as a riolu back when she was mistrustful towards Grovyle and wanted to thrash him around#nowadays she feels bad about knowing the move when her intentions for learning it were to get an upper hand against him in battle#but she also refuses to unlearn it and keeps it as a reminder that sometimes your own expectations about others are wrong in the end#plus the idea of someone as sweet as Sora knowing a poison-type move just makes me go crazy. did you expect a fairy type move or something?#Cause no. She'll literally stab you to death with literal poison because she can if you upset her or Echo.#And to anyone wondering about the large scar on her tail... yes it is literally a hand-print courtesy of Dusknoir#insert the universally traumatic “YOU TWO ARE COMING WITH ME” classic Dusknoir villain-arc moment#(he then proceeds to grab Sora by the tail and drag her into the dimensional portal but she struggles and he loses patience)#(so he unleashes a point blank will-o-wisp that causes so much pain she is too busy recoiling and screaming to make an escape)#Hey Dusknoir it was kinda f'ed up to permanently scar a kid like that ngl not your best decision I hope it doesn't haunt you forever#Echo still hates him for it and I'm not sure she'll ever let that particular event go even after they reconcile#also I gave Sora the ability Justified because of the implications that her partner is a dark-type and she also has darkrai-related trauma#the idea of her attack stat raising if Echo accidentally hits her with a move??? like Sora is so scared her stats literally go haywire#that's my idea of angst and it keeps me awake at night#sora/lucario#Team Wish my beloved...#pmd ocs#pmd eos#pmd2#explorers of sky#my art#click for better quality tumblr compressed it like garbage D:
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Essek: [infodumping about the Aeorian enchantment chamber]
me: [chin in one hand, kicking my feet, twirling hair]
#he's SO clever and smart and knowledgeable 😌#he isn't allowed dignity but he IS allowed to be a know-it-all and I love him best boi#as a lifelong know-it-all myself I support him#(this is a jab at my sister we shall ignore it)#cr spoilers#essek thelyss
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I’m rereading Po3 and despite its flaws I really enjoyed the introduction to the three. Jaykit isn’t mentioned to be blind in the first few chapters and instead they chose to show how much MORE capable he is compared to his littermates; until at the end of chapter 3, he brings up his blindness on his own. It makes forcing him to be a medicine cat SO much more frustrating because it really feels like they’re setting him up to be a warrior and choose his own fate (note i haven’t finished the reread this is just my first impression)
I like how you seem to take that path in BB regardless! It makes his arc so much more enjoyable
His arc in canon is super frustrating because he's such an independent character who clearly wants to make his own decisions in life, but then he just gets shoved into the medcat den. I LIKE that he ultimately goes there and that he enjoys it; but it was still really fucked up that they stripped away his autonomy in the process.
Re: they are not real, they are writing choices. Taking away the choices a disabled character can make over their own life, forcing them into a celibate nun role, and then going "awwwww dont worry see? he likes it! This was the best thing for him :)" was fucked up.
And imo it didn't have to be that way! You wouldn't have to go the FULL route I did with big changes, he could just be more involved in the descision to stop being a warrior apprentice and it would be fine. Minor change that would make a world of difference.
I do also have to interject to say though... blindness should really not be an extremely severe impairment for a ThunderClan cat.
I'm dead serious.
Whiskers are built-in sensors that tell you the exact position of everything within several inches of your head, ears swerve to pick up sound, and the jacobson's organ provides a sense of smell so keen that I have an entire Clanmew expansion draft because I needed to make WORDS describing the power of this sense that humans do not have. I cannot stress enough how delicate their other senses are, felines do not rely on their sight like primates do
ThunderClan lives in a mixed-oak woodland, where sight is already often obscured by foliage, objects are close together (for whiskers to feel), and nearly every movement makes noise against the leaf litter. RiverClan and (moor-running) WindClan cats would have a harder time with this disability than Thunder or Shadow.
Cat sight SUCKS to begin with. It sucks BADDD. They don't have color vision, they're significantly nearsighted, and they can't track up-and-down movements well. WC doesn't write realistic cats (more like small fuzzy people really) and I also work with more humanesque eyesight, but the only thing Jay should really lose is an ability to rapidly track a small animal swerving fast. Blind cats are often still excellent hunters in spite of that!
So it's an extra big waste that they railroaded him into a position he didn't choose, saying he couldn't be a warrior. This is the perfect disability to write, if you want to explore how ableism can impact the characters in this society who ARE legitimately still capable of nearly full independence, but still need to find accommodations for what they can't do.
In the same arc they're doing the dumb Cinder Reincarnation Plotline, no less!! Where SHE is also feeling like she has no choice over her "destiny," and gets a conflict over a potentially disabling injury
"Oh nooo if cinderpaw breaks her leg she wont be a warrior!"
"What the f-- Im Jaypaw and im reporting live from the scene where a Category 1 Idiot Moment is taking place. Woman breaks leg, suddenly everyone believes she is a horse, more at 11."
One of these days I should really make "herb guides" just covering how various sensory disabilities impact the lives of Clan cats and some tips for writing them as warriors, especially between Clans. Stuff you wouldn't usually consider, like how much noise deaf cats tend to make, how RiverClan would get a ton of sinus infections and lose their sense of smell, being blind in Sky vs Thunder, etc.
#I once saw someone say offhandedly 'well what if someone snuck up on jay from behind and attacked him. No whiskers there'#NEWSFLASH! YOU ALSO DONT HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD#He doesn't have short whiskers either they're normally sized#Something like 4 - 5 inches on a cat like him. About double the size of the head foward and sideways#Once you're talking about close combat like the cats usually do there's no way that you can stay back far enough to avoid them#I want to rewrite owl and jay's fight or make a rematch where jay realizes owl is being a coward#Hanging just out of his range and jabbing at him#But once he realizes it's just a coward's strategy it clicks that the counter is to be aggressive#And not let his opponent out of his 'range'#Also give him a neat little scene where they're grappling next to Black's dam project where it's super muddy#And Jay is like 'YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? LETS GET FILTHY' and dunks Owl's face down into the mud#Because Jay can fight without his sight but Owl doesn't know how to continue while there's stinging gunk in his eyes and nose#I like thinking about what I'm going to do for BB!Jay's matches because his fighting style is really fun to write#1. Be aggressive and proactive 2. Don't let them out of range 3. SCARE THEM#From the Mud Match he learns that the best way to end a fight quickly is to absolutely terrify them#Because they're usually not expecting the fight to be difficult nor are they expecting to feel like theyre in danger#So if you surprise them it breaks their willpower real fast#And as he gains a reputation for brutality he faces less opponents until he's practically known as the Cleric Without Mercy#Bone babble
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#He gets upset easy when it comes to how he looks#good for best friends jabbing at each other#welcome home#wally darling#julie joyful#shitpost#not ship btw#ARG#character creds to partycoffin#website is clownillustration#you all know alr mwah#thsi did well on tiktok so tumblr can have it
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claiming tim drake has done the most progress to the mantle of robin, or that adaptations heavily draw inspiration from him to give to the other robins because he has the longest robin run, is quite silly. after all, linda danvers also had the longest-running supergirl run, yet her influence on adaptations is mostly limited, much like drake’s, to her costume (STAS), and no one is claiming she’s objectively the best supergirl because that would also be silly. perhaps, the most notorious thing about tim’s robin are his pants? at the end of the day, the most iconic robin will always be dick grayson and the most iconic supergirl will always be kara zor-el.
#NOT a jab at linda#just a comparison to show how silly is to say tim is objectively the best robin#idc if he’s YOUR favourite#but he isn’t the best#anti tim drake
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jay is so aditya kashyap coded, oh my god. from the haircut to the glasses to the mannerisms and tough exterior. i might actually start tweaking because huh
#AM I A GENIUS OR AM I A GENIUS#XYNIA ARE U SEEING MY VISION#i saw a adiya edit#AND SKDNSJDBSJBDSJHD IT WAS SO JAY CODED DONT EVEN START W ME RN#jab we met#is also one of THE best bollywood films ever#am i going to write a jab we met inspired jay fic??#FUCK I MIGHT HAVE TO#nah i don’t think YALL GET IT#JAY IS SO ADITYA IM CRYING#the glasses ☹️☹️#THE HAIR THE FACE SHAPE#i also had the fattest crush on shahid kapoor#so#omfg#jay park#jay enhypen#jay thoughts#desi engene#enhypen#jay soft thoughts#enha jay
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I'm watching a Overly Sarcastic Productions video about secret identities and one part that caught my interest was the relation to secret identities and superheroes in a time before technology, (zorro for example) where all the over power would need to do is burn their house down to stop them if they knew who they were (indirect quote from the video)
That being said
Anti hero/secret identity merlin au.
From the beginning he wears a mask and dark clothing so no one can tie back his crimes to the princes manservant. He doesn't go by Emrys or any name, which infuriates Uther and intrigues Arthur. Id say even uses his ability to shape shift to thwart the knights and go in as a spy either in camelot or other scenarios. Arthur has met merlin multiple times doing this, once as a noblewoman at a masquerade ball wearing a black lace fabric hat covered only their eyes. It didn't register until later for him who that might have been the poor idiot
Arthur certainly knows (and alot at that) about the "folk hero" going about his lands, hatefully from his father thats for sure. (Arthur doesn't know he's met the "hero" many times, every morning. Some days he makes it hard for said hero not to turn beat red from how much he laments about him throughout the day to the man himself, flattering as it is)
Scenario where uther has sent arthur to track the man down after he's been sighted, and once meeting for the "first time", they connect immediately in such a way that it gives arthur whiplash and makes him think of anther encounter where it felt as is he had already known the person
Just - merlin who is a magic vigilante who hides his identity and swoons the prince? Fuck yes
#from the first like adventure lets say outside of the castle#he'd thought it'd best to hide himself with lime a black scarf he never wore#and then just#kept helping the people sometimes when he could#when he realized no one knew him and he could say and do whatever he wante#be the man he wants to be outside of the fear of camelots condemnation#be the man he wants to be with arthur#which leads to very brave and bold advances#laced with flirtinh and jabs that make arthur flush#people through out camelot slowly get used to the idea of magic#because merlin has helped and saved so many people that they start to become like how New York City is about Spiderman#very protective#and have a personal relationship with#hes camelot spiderman but with magic that is what i am saying#bbc merlin#merthur#merther#merlin/arthur#arthur pendragon#merlin
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"Cuhut it out- you guys!" "Nu-uh, not until you're all perked up first! You don't want those gym challengers meetin' with an ol' mopey leader, do ya?" "Whitney's right, dear friend. No need to hide that beautiful smile of yours, alright?~"
What it takes to cheer up Johto's beloved ghost boy 👻💕
#some incredibly self-indulgent fluff for my own sake SKJDFSNDFS#Morty was having one of Those days where the weight of his responsibilities as leader and expectations as someone meant to bring back Ho-Oh#-felt a little too heavy to handle (more so than usual)#luckily his best friends (and mayhaps crush of nearly an entire decade) are here to take a stand against his low mood 🤼#I've been having brainrot of Whitney's dynamics with these two alrighttttt they all deserve to be silly with each other#best wingman award goes to this girlie for putting up with these two's mutual pining antics for years sdkfjskjdfh#the way I see it Morty and Whitney were besties way back before they had even become leaders (with Morty being the older between them)#there were definitely rumors going around between their towns about how they're an item#when the reality is that Whitney's more focused on winning the affections of the other cute girls she hangs out with#while Morty's a repressed gay lad burdened with religious guilt SDJFHUISJDNFS /LH /LH#the second Whitney caught wind of Morty actually developing a crush on someone you just Know she was on his ass Immediately#asking about aaall the details--who he is- what he does- how he dresses- if he could even conceivably pass her standards of how a--#--fitting partner for her best friend's meant to be#to which an incredibly exasperated Morty struggles to answer because Eusine is just beyond his comprehension /affectionate#when Whitney does eventually get to meet him in person the first time she most certainly takes a jab at his fashion sense SDKJFSDFNS#BUT they do end up getting along a lot better than Morty braced for- which was a huge relief to him#it soon reaches that point where Eusine's secretly asking her for details on the things Morty likes and how to possibly impress him#all the while Morty's asking her for advice on how he could cope with his feelings when he's still unsure on whether they'd be requited#Whitney finds the whole ordeal simultaneously very funny and perhaps one of the most frustrating things imaginable SDKJFSKDNFS#enough of me yapping thouuughhhhhh I should save that for its own post 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️#pokemon tickle#gym leader morty#morty pokemon#gym leader whitney#whitney pokemon#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#eusine#lee!morty#ler!eusine
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I'm absolutely still scratching my head at Ratio's localized name/title... In most languages, the character is called Dr. Ratio. His name is Veritas Ratio. This is normal
In CN, it's as follows:
Dr. Ratio -> 真理医生 -> zhēnlǐ yīshēng -> Doctor* of Truth
Veritas Ratio -> 维里塔斯•拉帝奥 -> wéilǐtǎsī lādìào -> Veritas Ratio again
"Ratio" originates from the Latin root for "logic/reason". But why did it slide in place of "Truth"? "Veritas" means truth! But he's still Veritas in CN! Doctor of Truth is a distinct title separate from Veritas Ratio. Is it just because "Dr. Truth" sounds stupid? Maybe!!
*Medical doctor/scholar, as opposed to 博士 (PhD) or 老師 (teacher). I'm curious as to whether or not that would make sense of his one flavor text where he's like.. something along the lines of "Even if I tell people a thousand times, the answer will not change. It's 'Doctor', not 'PhD'."
Looking back at leaks from a year-ish ago (sighs fondly in nostalgia of the time we only had his face and "Dr. Ratio is Imaginary"), translations kind of went back and forth on whether or not they referred to him as Dr. Ratio or Doctor of Truth. Everyone had an opinion on what was the better name. Sadly, his name is funny no matter what.
#hsr#dr ratio#dr. ratio#TOUCHES GLASS I've been following this one fic titled An Asymptotic Approach to the Universe which is (first of all)#one of the best Ratio characterizations I've ever seen (and I need to go back and comment on it)#and within it there's a thing about Ratio having legally changed his first name to Veritas on principle. it's a LITTLE bit jabbed at but#Ratio is simultaneously the most serious and unserious guy#so it really tracks.#enduring sigh... i love him like a son your honor
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Jab we met:
the beginning of the song (where he’s wearing the black kurta and looks down at his hands and then shyly looks up at her before singing) is literally the female gaze… (here on youtube)
Strange Magic:
Jukebox musical! With sparkles!
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which characters do you want to draw more of?
yknow i feel like this is probably more pointed towards star trek. which there ARE a lot of trek characters id like to draw more of. but you just opened a whole can of worms man theres so much stuff i love that i havent really done much fanart for..... i want to do scooby-doo fanart soooo bad but i never get past the sketch phase....i havent drawn hardly any paranatural in ten years... woould love to draw more my babysitter's a vampire fanart its been so long since ive drawn those guys....... ive wanted to do jaane tu ya jaane na redraws for the longest time... okay i wont go on any longer ill stick anythin g else. in the tags lmao
#ask#anon#om shanti om i want to do fanart of om shanti om so so so bad but id want it to be colored n finished but. i dont finish things much :(#gravity falls ive got gravity falls wips tht i wanna finish#AMERICAN DRAGON i wanna draw jake long again its been forever since ive drawn that guy#PARANORMAN MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME PARANORMAN#jab we met my favorite romcom#ive got a screenshot redraw of that but i haated how it turnedd out lmao#aditya kashyap u are sooo handsome.#i just get so single minded about things and get so many ideas that i just have to draw that one thing over and over and over#and i get stuck with so many wips that i never finish#that i cant even get around to drawing the other things i like because they arent the one media thats shoved its way to the front f my brai#anyways.#at least i had a scooby doo halloween costume last year#somewhat fanart considering i did a painting for it. but it was captain cutler........#i had a scooby-doo birthday party when i was 5 and i think it was probably the best birthday ive ever had and will ever have
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Why am seeing so many posts saying the minecraft movie has been redeemed.did we watch the same trailer!? It's still looks like ass.
What it's all alright now because funny man made a reference to meme? What happened to memes sucking the moment a brand references them? Honestly what happened to not referencing current memes because they'll be outdated in a while but the media still exists.
Cause the line delivery at the beginning suuucks sooo much where its obvious its a 'how do you do fellow kids moment' like is that just me? It doesn't feel like he's recounting his backstory it feels like he's just going 'yeah I mined like in minecraft hehe get it 😜 '
Idk I could just be being an unnecessary hater but like the movie is in no way redeemed or better it still has the same fundamentally flaw of being a cash grab with no love for the source put into it
#sorry if no one else is being a hater i must bear the the hater's burden#a minecraft movie#minecraft#minecraft movie#sorry i got annoyed at the tag. people are so quick to forgive and forget#jack black worked as bowser in the mario movie really well but as steve he sucks ass he just being jack black not a Character#THIS IS IN NO WAY A JAB AT THE ANIMATORS THEY DID THEIR BEST WITH THE SHITTY DIRECTION THEY WERE GIVEN (some scenes even look pretty)
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Today on Everyday I Wake Up And Gotham TV Hurts Me news: You think Wayleska is not canon? i'm hereby referring you to Fred Alford's essey on the nature of evil and how we're wired to react to it.
Next i'm reminding you that in season 3 Bruce desperately tries to define his connection with Selina in common terms and pull her into a semblance of a relationship, and Selina refuses the labels. "We do we have to be anything? Why can't we just be Selina and Bruce?" and eventually they grow into something far more complex and deeper and more meaningful and multifacated than the combination of a bunch of definitions.
in Season 5 Jeremiah desperately tries to define his connection with Bruce and pull him into a semblance of a relationship, and Bruce refuses to engage with the idea of Jeremiah putting a name to them, "enemies" "brothers" "best friends", and really what they end up being is simply Bruce and Jeremiah. Following this thread of thought, you can see the narrative disclosing to you, the audience, that by utterly refusing any and all definitions for what he and Jeremiah are, in principle Bruce is acknowledging that he does not see Jeremiah as evil nor does he see a true foundational need to contain him, and with this choice in his mind his connection with Jeremiah Valeska is elevated to hold the same quality and cadence as his connection with Selina.
#oh look i talk!!!#i need to finish my meta on Gotham finale too but in the meantime#Fred Alford's piece was too enticing to not take a jab at i'm picking up his book yesterday#Gotham TV#gotham fox#wayleska#wayleska meta#gotham meta#oh and S3 batcat honeymoon ends in Selina kicking Bruce and screaming at him and calling him a lowlife#because Bruce tried to take control of Selina's narrative by stirring it in a direction he thought ''was the best course of action''#and that course of action involved Selina's parent.#S5 batjokes honeymoon ends in Bruce kicking Jeremiah and screaming at him and being verbally condescending#because Jeremiah tried to take control of Bruce's narrative and stirr it in the direction that he personally had decided was the best#and most beneficial course of action#and his decision involved Bruce's parents.#Selina continuously telling Bruce ''i'll be here whenever you need me.''#VS Bruce telling Jeremiah ''i'm here for you; we'll do this together.'' until the very last minute#like i dont know how to say this but JEREMIAH AND BRUCE'S RELATIONSHIP IS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO BRUCE AND SELINA'S RELATIONSHIP#AND THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT. THE REASON BEING THE FACT THAT IT'S A RECIPROCATED HEARTBREAKING TRAGEDY.
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