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Sheogorath why is your suit the lesbian flag ,, do you support girls kissing girls
Of course I support girls kissing girls! I support all queer people! What kind of Madgod would I be if I looked down on people for being who they are?
Plus, I am, on occasion, what you mortals might call a "girl" and, on occasion, like to kiss other girls.
#bitches love me for my gender swag and aroace pansexuality#just don't expect the beard to go away on my fem days#the beard is a forever thing#anyway happy pride you funky little lesbians#(and every other queer)#sheogorath#oblivion#daggerfall#morrowind#skyrim#tes#tesblr#lesbian#pride month
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something something “we accept the love we think we deserve”
#coach beard#ted lasso#anti beardjane#like there is no wonder why beard latched onto abuse and toxicity#especially since canonically he’s so depressed he’s lost interest in things but jane makes his life interesting so#forever haunted by him saying he knows she can’t solve what ails him when he’s with her the world is more interesting#and how he says in all his happiest memories he’s single and that’s troubling to him#how ted gave him a PURPOSE and how after 20 years he still hates himself for betraying ted#his family didn’t want him. his mom is a qanon supporter.#beard so clearly was raised with abuse. definitely catholic too
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At times I'm like "maybe I should have a variant of Sam with longer hair, it looks cool with the chunky armor" but again, I don't know how much he can get away with it.
Designing canon-based male Spartans makes your creative options very limited lol
#the 'no beard but mustache only? Yes absolutely' thing still kills me#there is not a singular canon male Spartan II who doesn't have a buzzcut mfs think they are forever stuck in training#not the female ones tho. This proves the point that the idiot-gene from Spartan II augments infects mostly males
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Carlos explains the uniqueness of race suits
(and also the times his thighs and neck got bigger so he had to re-tailor his suit)
from Formula Santander
#why does he look so beautiful in all these santander videos#his hair so nicely styled almost with a freshly washed look#his beard is perfect#and he has a shine in his eyes#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#f1#santander#i love his face and gestures when he is explaining things#could listen to him forever
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Happy 1 Year Big F*** You to another show ruiner called Jason.
#tedbecca my lovelies you are together in my head#roy and jamie didn't act like misogynists#keeley actually got to gain confidence and be the girlboss she can be AND is in a relationship with roy because the two can co-exist#and roy is in a relationship with jamie#they're all this beautiful triangle of love#beard got free from jane#the team won#ted stayed in london and moved henry over and michelle (who finds someone who isn't her therapist#THEY ALL GET TO HAVE BBQS TOGETHER#ill forever be p*ssed at how they added all the stuff even in s3 and it meant nothing#that it still has me thinking canon t/r was the original ending#also they can f*ck off with the dvd that has no extras on and is way too pricey#thanks for making a rewatch hard by ruining things in one ep#even the christmas ep#tw flashing gif
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if you dont mind.. can we get aaron art (pdh?)
this guy,,
#i know i know its very messy#im trying to be better abt posting half-finished things jaksfjls#an art#aphmau#aphblr#aaron lycan#phoenix drop high#askbox jukebox#hold up i gotta make another post abt pdh aaron#ALSO THO... if yall ever have any art requests for me feel free to send them#it might take me forever to get to them bc my schedule is very busy but. i will try :]#i do see them and i do appreciate them#anyways#i think aaron looks more ragged this era#he's growing hair everywhere. he still can't grow a full beard but is growing patches. he's got acne. he's got a werewolf trying to break#out of him constantly. he’s in highschool#man..
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so that finale huh.
#ted lasso spoilers#ITS..... NOT GOOD... NOT BAD EITHER.... its a finale alright#i understood why he had to go back to his son i knew he couldnt stay in london forever but oh my fucking god what the fuck was that .......#probably absolute horseshit take incoming but oh my goddddd just the whole thing with jamie and his dad and beard and jane what. what#its a show about bad fathers and forgiveness yeah and people can change but that doesnt excuse all the terrible things theyve done to you#before that...#IDK I CANT PUT MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS RN IM JUST SO. SO BAFFLED?#there were alot of scenes i loved dearly like the singing and colin finally being able to kiss his fella or the video scene but it all felt#so so so rushed for some reason??#i have so much more to say about this rip mail for getting the brunt of my insane ramblings on dc IM SORRY AHJGKVJHAGDF#BUT IDK??? spare some thoughts? talk to me about it. send an ask or reply idfk i wanna hear people's thoughts on it#i know ted must be happy to be with his son again and we just. dont know what his life is like back in kansas so. scratches head#not art#pn.txt#its 1am.. ill probably come back to this later to add more thoughts IDK
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I think one of the reasons why this whole Ted ending doesn't really work for me (apart from the straight up way of how depressed and ooc he looks the entire episode) is that Ted never clearly says why he needs to go back to Kansas.. Like we know it's because of missing Henry and his mom guilt tripping asking him to think of his son, but Rebecca literally gave him a satisfactory solution for this? What the hell else was the whole "bring Henry here, Michelle can go teach, etc" speech for?? She literally spelled out every single Ted fic ending the fandom has written in the past couple of years, and TED HAD NO RESPONSE!!!! Someone tell me why they said this ON SCREEN and didn't give a valid counterargument. She said London is HOME for him and he didn't deny it.
I just don't get it. If this is truly the last episode ever, then all of the above just doesn't make sense and that's why it feels so wrong and unfinished to me.
#ted lasso#i really liked everything else in this episode#i was properly sobbing out loud at some bits#i even didn't mind the beard/jane thing#i guess some people just have fucked up relationships that can make them happy and i can live with beard's#i also liked the roy/keeley/jamie arc#i know people hated the 'regression' of them fighting about Keeley but i didn't even read it that way#it was more of an idiots to lovers plot point for me#they obvs still get together and love each other#but the ted of it all makes me really sad - especialy if they'll confirm that this was the true ending forever#i guess i'll be here clowning and hoping for a next season for a while#in the meantime i KNOW this amazing fandom will provide all the fics for us#it's been such a great ride regardless of anything and i love this show forever with all my heart
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Anspielungen auf Nina Rubin in Tatort Berlin: Das Opfer (2022)
#tatort#tatort berlin#robert karow#nina rubin#mine*#gifs*#weeps forever and always#that said and i've already said this to anyone who'd listen but#i thought and still think it is such an good idea to have him deal with the death of another loved one#in the episode that is kind of the designated 'deal with nina's death' episode#because of the first/last (to date) love parallel#like yes ostensibly he was occupied with maik's death here. obviously. but the whole undercurrent of his state of mind is bc of nina.#that beard didn't spring up over night#and the episode shedding a light on things we never knew about him and thus telling us partly Why#he's always so damn difficult in relationships#including the one with nina#(which ofc she also played a part in yes we know this)#anywayyyy i loved it#i have a list of things to gif it's gonna take me through christmas break#does anyone remember when/where we saw nina with those gloves before?#mir fällt nur Ätzend ein wo ihr Vater halt im Boxclub arbeitet
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no like this was so wild of him to say lmaoooo
#''you've got some friends who are a rock. who are your friends forever and that's what beard is. he's quite content to be that.''#HE ONLY HAS WISDOM AND LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i did always lose my mind whenever brendan said beard's most important thing is that he's loving .#but also ''he has no aspirations'' is kinda funny like beard is just there to be a gay little henchman
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i sound absolutely unhinged talking about shit from 2017 but if i could telepathically share the thoughts i'm having you would all get it
#im abt to start my villain arc#this is all exclusive to mcd but hear me out#dilf garroth. he looks like a bear. dad bob (but still muscular). really curly hair thats kinda damaged from how often he (was forced to)#straighten it as a child. his hair is one of those light blonds that almost look white and it's peppered with silver hairs. he either has a#stuble on his chin or its a short beard (there is no in between). he has crows feets and smile lines and eyebags (but he is an eligible#bachelor to the ladies in the town). he's like 6'5-6'7 because hes 'apart' of the divine warriors but he's like a teddy bear more than#anything. he's super hairy (esp on chest. face. and thighs) but bc of how light his hair is you can barely see it.#i could go on forever omfg#he also has elf-like ears because of the divine warriors (something exclusive to them) thing but he cut them because they made him so#recognizable.#the one unattractive thing about him is that he's british (-adjacent) but he has a nice voice so he's like#a 5.4 ig#(a 10. hes a 10. i need him.)#maj's descent
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I've said it before and I'll say it again even though there's people who can say it much better than me. You're allowed to present however the fuck you want, however masculine or feminine or androgynous you want, different every single day or intensely many things at once or always mostly one way literally look and dress However you want. It's your life. Same goes with hobbies, you can be a man who likes doing makeup, you can be a woman who loves working on cars, you can be a nonbinary person who's hobbies happen to align to the gender norms society expects of men like literally just DO what YOU want. How you present in the ways you dress, ways you act, it's whatever you want. The things you spend your life doing, that you're "allowed" to do or not? Are anything you want, whatever you want. Your gender identity for that matter also does not need to fit into any neat boxes. It can if you feel it's right for you, and perhaps even your presentation you feel best with also aligns into the neat box of the particular society you live in. But society changes, and individuals change. And you are valid and awesome exactly as you are, you're real and the way you want your life to actually be matters, and always is something you deserve regardless of where those rigid boxes end up trying to shove everyone. Most people are not going to fit the Top Ideal boxes their society expects of people, you're not broken for not always fitting it, and you have a right to exist the way you want to. For necessitity, survival, to blend in, and other reasons each person may choose to conform and try to blend in with our particular society's boxes. But when it comes to actual identity, you choose it and it is however you feel. There's no hoops you have to fit through or box to smash into to deserve to be who you already are. And you don't have to follow any rules or hide parts of yourself or lie, in order to simply get to be who you are. You already are, the rest of what you do is whatever you want to do and choose to do for your sake given the circumstances we are stuck living in.
#rant#in part by this i do mean. the strictest of gender and masculine feminine societal roles and norms#are determined by the rich. so no most of us will never successfully fulfil them#even if youre born cis man and love masculinity and hate feminine things... newsflash pretty much#every single cis man still needs to LEARN to cry and ask friends or a therapist for emotional support. to live an attempt at a healthy life#on the strictest of gender norms. he isnt allowed or supposed to. which would self destruct him.#on the strictest of gender norms a cis woman should be underweight. to fit the beauty expectation. but thats not good for her health.#very few people Actually fit every gender norm and very few people want to or should.#the truth is? you feel youre X gender? congrats you are.#how do you be X gender? ANY WAY YOU WANT. theres no real rules#this is all me being bad at saying theres no rules you have to follow to be your gender or sexuality okay#if youre a cis woman you are ALLOWED to shave your head and never wear makeup again#if youre a cis man youre allowed to wear a skirt every day forever and hate sports#if youre nonbinary youre allowed to have a beard and dress like a lumberjack#if youre a lesbian youre allowed to be feminine for YOU if you like it and no one else#if youre a butch lesbian uoure allowed to want to use he him and Still identify as a woman if its what you want.
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yes i make all my hawkes black haired for shits n giggled but that doesn't mean i can't make lilian fake-black
#this is semi canon but it is in my head regularly xD#just because why not#and also because it would be very funny to me if seb (ergo the only companion who wasnt around in act 1)#would not realise that she is fake until he sees carver in act 2 for the first time#yes he did see her in act 1 but he didnt exactly remember every detail and simply assumed it has always been black#this is not important in any way but she *would* tease him with it forever#like my friend have you never noticed my roots coming thru. have you never noticed that my body hair is not black#and he'd just get flustered like well i didnt look THAT closely#(theyre good friends btw)#laya plays dragon age#i may have brainfleas rather than brainworms bc they jump around all over the place all the time lmao#but they all get back to the same thing & circle around each other#been spending way too much time in the black emporium w robin and came out with the exact same look hdshsh#technically i would remove the beard bc i think they would feel dysphoric abt it at this time but also the face looks weird without it#& i cant get the face to look how i want#so beard stays on#gotta draw them to figure them out maybe idk#for now tho: recruitment time!! i need to gather my disaster gang <33
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#it's so sad seeing the t/r tag goddd#it really ended up like the kabby tag#forever mad at these men for actually turning out to be the most basic writers after all#who for all the preaching about romance couldn't let the big ships that made sense and felt like a natural endgame happen#but hey at least we got the iconic love story of beard with the woman who ripped up his passport...jumpscared him...stalked his friends...-#-didn't want him around his friends...threw his keys away and sent all those gross messages to him *sarcasm*#honestly it's worrying BH didn't see how bad that was and the message was nooo don't butt into your friend's ab*sive relationship-#-possibly saving them from a terrible fate and pain...(like you're just butting into a minor disagreement) just leave them be! what a-#-sh*tty thing to take from that...#and acting like they love their female characters but keeley who they gave a 'girlboss' ending (because oooo can't be both a girlboss and-#-in a relationship) but didn't show her being a boss in her own plot or anything really...#plus how last minute they made rebeccas plot and it didn't make sense and laughing at people who saw the t/r potential#they aren't sh*t and i mostly take back my praise (there were some good eps ofc which makes this mess worse)#hi im still mad about tl almost 3 months later#i try not to focus on it tbh i don't want to spend any more than 5 minutes thinking about it#the fact even when the strikes are done js will never own up to his sh*t#and i swear if that ep wins an emmy (when the other eps s3 and previously nominated were right there) im done#that'll be the sh*tty icing on the sh*tty cake
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Typical weebs defending racist art lol
#here we go#the Japanese artist drew a black boy getting held to the ground because he’s a robber and all I said was why make him a nigga and here go#the white knight neck beards who don’t believe that Japanese ppl are racist and that japan doesn’t have any ‘woke’ ‘poLItics’ (they love#delegating racism to politics especially when it comes to everyone and their momma being antiblack as shit#)#well#the art was racist sorry it’s#ugly#rambling#how is it realistic that the robber is black you’re just racist defending another racist#one thing about pixiv you can post legit cp and racist shit and ppl will defend you forever#and nothing will happen to you
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I LOVE YOU PAST MILO -current Milo nauseas head in a sparkling clean toilet I cleaned literally a half hour ago and then got too high while celebrating how clean it looked and feel sick now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#but yipppee sparkly clean. gonna put a little sticky toilet gel thing on the inside while I’m in here#maybe throw up if another nausea wave comes before I can stand up 😭#I had too much cereal and a lot of water at once and like. yuck yuck yuck I feel yucky high on the floor yucky I wish I was normal I need to#back off of weed a little to become a real person but also. I’d rather dig my own grave and bury myself in it alive than work a real job#like. fuckkkkkk I want to cry. fuck retail fuck fuck fuck I’m a failure wahhhhhhh I cant even handle beginner jobs#rattling the bars of my cage screaming crying throwing up why am I alive waahhhhhh okay nvm that’s too far it’s not that bad I’m chilling#the toilet is clean! look at the bright side. my therapist when I talked about like my mom maybe wanting to set a goal for working like a#certain amount of doordash hours and my therapists number she came up with was three hours and I was so happy like. she gets it. I am#exhausted just existing and she was like hmm you should work three hours a week. like. at most.#love her so much. it was probably a mistake but also. keeping it in my brain forever#imagine a three hour work week being backed up by my therapist to my mom like haha my therapist said I only HAVE to do three hours#god three hours still feels like a lot rn#like two weeks ago I dropped a salad in a tight packed restaurant and everyone watched me drop it and then walk back to the kitchen and wait#for them to make a salad so I could leave and fucking deliver the food and it was so embarassing and I haven’t done a single order since#then bc I get so anxious that I just exit the app if I don’t get an order like immediately which I haven’t yet so no orders.#I just get high. too high. and admire my cleaning work. it’s nice. I have to do the bathroom floor still. dog hair. dust. brother beard hair#my hair and bleach specks. I need to clean the bathroom fr. I’m excited I’m redecorating the bathroom in my mind and it’s giving me#motivation to clean it and I want to work more dooordash shifts (when I’m not this high) to save moneys to update my room and the bathroom#a little before the summer. just. replace air matress bc it’s low key a trigger now. so that’s fun. so buy a futon or smthing. and update#the bathroom into a thing that I like in my extra Milo type way. while making room for three ppl to share one bathroom. bc. it’s small#small bathroom for sure. but I’ll get it lookin good. add some cute decorations. maybe a candle or two. an incense thing for when I tak bath#slay. slay. building my dream bathroom in my mind and also. my Amazon wishlist land. and Pinterest land. I love making lists of things.
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