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sawbloopers2004 · 7 months ago
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dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth
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tswwwit · 9 days ago
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Are Portal Au Dipper and Bill going to "marry" eventually or are they going to be stuck at the boyfriend phase forever? Not that it makes that big of a difference but it's still interesting to know. If they do marry, is it an accident or on purpose?
They might! It's totally possible for them both to be perfectly happy being long-term boyfriends.
But if a marriage thing happens, it's gonna be on purpose.
And it would have to be Bill who proposes.
Dipper, as a human, would think of it first - socialization and all - but he wouldn't mention a Really Big Step forward that, in his mind, isn't something demons do. He's still on shaky ground when it comes to the whole 'does he really like me though' thing! As far as he knows, Bill could be confused by the very concept! Or disgusted, or disinterested, laugh at him for being such an idiot. Or worse, do it just to placate Dipper. Not because he wanted to. Just to shut his human up. No matter how interesting the idea sounds, it's clearly off the table.
Catch this man giving longing glances at the rings on someone else's hand, and telling himself he doesn't want that. He can't want that. He's got a great thing going. Everything's better than he imagined already, he should - Just be happy with what he has, damn it.
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caffeccino · 1 month ago
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What do you do when your pink fades and your purple girl decides it's over?
You can read my comic Mundane Magical Girl on Slipshine or on my Patreon 💖
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theghoulboysblog · 3 months ago
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don’t go to disney for your bachelor party. your best friend might meet a group of people who are also there for a bachelor party and one of them might take your spot in their wedding 😭
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idle-compy · 9 months ago
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camp fam redesign 2024 edition
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uncleardyn · 3 months ago
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(alan wake-gravity falls crossover) man i love that character. you know, the deeply paranoid author who made a pact with a dark entity that ultimately ended with him stranded in another dimension separated from his loved ones for years at a time? takes place in the pacific northwest? has twin imagery associated with him and a reoccurring specific piece of symbology related to the unfortunate situation they're in? doesn't ever explain the reasoning behind his actions and instead just kinda goes "bro trust me"? yeah he also wears an outer layer of clothing with elbow pads on it, that one.
#my art#stanford pines#alan wake (the man)#ford pines#gravity falls#alan wake#remedyverse#SAtT au#i am. normal about the crossovers i make up.#what do you mean the esoteric weird horror game about stories and the disney cartoon about family dont have a shared audience. sounds fake.#anyways the comic on the right is in honor of a joke i had to scrap in my fic wip due to a perspective switch.#rip that joke i thought you were pretty funny. i like the idea of alan critiquing his own manuscript pages upon the events happening.#oh i should probably do a warning since theres that crunchy image of the aw2 alan death screen huh. uh#blood#aw2 alan death screen my beloved. literally made me go ''oh god'' out loud in shock and horror when i first saw it#anyways did you know theres an au to this objectively already an au crossover. i call it ''bill cipher gets sent to the shadow realm''#bill doesn't show up a lot in this au he gets one scene where he taunts ford abt alan being a danger#with the implication that the dark place/presence genuinely freaks him out. but in this self indulgence of a self indulgence#alan essentially manages to trick bill into swapping places with him and bill ends up trapped in the writers room/the dark place.#lmao get yötön yö'd idiot. YOU are aleksi kesä now.#also i like the idea of zane and bill meeting as well as door and bill meeting. i think they might scare bill a little bit.#just like how zane scares me <3 what a cool character what the fuck is his deal#also you may be wondering why alans in his aw2 look and not aw or awan look despite the fact that lines up closer#to when gravity falls happens-ish. well the answer to that is 1: the crossover uses a lot of the elements from aw2#and 2: i like alans long hair and suit and beard. i like the pathetic sopping look when his hair is in his face
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codecicle · 2 months ago
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playing my fun game of "how many school technology rules can i break at once"
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linkito · 9 months ago
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“wait—”
back to your regularly scheduled hhau angst <3
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ratatatastic · 27 days ago
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quite frankly im so shocked that roddy would be most excited to return to his fatherland go to finland. truly.
"Is there any of your non-Finnish teammates who've picked up some Finnish? Has Evan Rodrigues learned any words just because he's played with you and Eetu a lot?" "No, he thinks he can—some words in Finnish but he's probably the guy who thinks he knows the most Finnish and probably knows the most Finnish of the guys in the team but..." "He's gotta say 'kiitos' after that pass last night! I mean, that was a nice setup!" "Yeah, yeah, exactly."
honestly im SHOCKED that mr hot rod would ever be named in relation to finland.
who couldve forseen any of this coming? like honestly? surprising. shocking. my gasteds have been flabbered.
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we live in a society truly
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THERES MORE FROM MR HALF FINNISH RODDY WHOS IN EVERY FINNS BUSINESS
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at this point it's become deeply comical... making history in finland... continuing to score goals despite not being in finland anymore precisely because of the robes... "im gonna have to keep it going then huh?"... sweet mary and joseph
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druidposting · 3 months ago
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So like, lets not get it twisted here. The Gods are sentient beings who escaped a devestation of their home world and are refugees of Exandria. They experienced unimaginable horrors. They have suffered imensly. But they are also cosmic beings of insane power who can flatten mortals with a single breath.
Two things can be true. And i think a discussion could have been be had about how to handle the innate imbalance of power between the Gods and mortals. And i think its a bad argument to say that the Gods are just like mortals, because they demonstrably are NOT. To equate them to humans is kind of horrific, actually.
But of all the mortals on the face of Exandria, id say Ludinus is most like the Gods. And he took ANY possibility of there being a discussion about the Gods' place in Exandria and just blew it the fuck up like he did Molaesmyr.
Lets not get it twisted here. Ludinus would have sent Aeor crashing and burning into the ice plains of Eisselcross if he had uncovered a plot that stood against his machinations. The Gods warred with eachother through the Calamity. Ludinus started a war between empires to get what he needed. The Primes allied with the Betrayers to destroy the Factorum Malleus. Ludinus has allied with beings of terrible intent (the Weavemind) to complete his goals. Ludinus claims the Gods siphon power from mortals to feed their own kingdoms in the sky, while he has consumed the essence of fey beings to extend his own life and powers.
The Gods are not like mortals. But Ludinus is just like them.
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prismatic-starstuff · 1 year ago
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Honestly I am Not the gods' strongest soldier because if Astarion approached me in the dead of night expressing that he just needed, well, blood— and if Astarion looked at me with the softest and prettiest eyes and purred 'pleeeeeease~' at me so very sweetly— I would simply slap my neck and inform him this bad boy can fit so much blood in it, I can't even pretend otherwise
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grokebaby · 1 year ago
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The worldbuilding urge to create an original gender / sex system
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butch-himbo-king · 1 year ago
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you know it’s real when she helps you scoop the chicken shit
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nostalgiamonster · 2 years ago
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“This train terminates here.”
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total-drama-brainrot · 8 months ago
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Also posting this here. Got married to my two beautiful spouses who can and will beat me to within an inch of my life every time I misbehave. (It's fine, I live on Looney Tunes logic so the frying pans and anvils only hurt a little bit.)
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zeroaddzero · 24 days ago
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unemployment level: investigating which eras bruce shaved/didn't shave his chest
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