#the answer may (not) shock you

[sawbloopers2004]

dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

[caffeccino]

What do you do when your pink fades and your purple girl decides it's over?

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[theghoulboysblog]

don’t go to disney for your bachelor party. your best friend might meet a group of people who are also there for a bachelor party and one of them might take your spot in their wedding 😭

[idle-compy]

camp fam redesign 2024 edition

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[codecicle]

playing my fun game of "how many school technology rules can i break at once"

[uncleardyn]

(alan wake-gravity falls crossover) man i love that character. you know, the deeply paranoid author who made a pact with a dark entity that ultimately ended with him stranded in another dimension separated from his loved ones for years at a time? takes place in the pacific northwest? has twin imagery associated with him and a reoccurring specific piece of symbology related to the unfortunate situation they're in? doesn't ever explain the reasoning behind his actions and instead just kinda goes "bro trust me"? yeah he also wears an outer layer of clothing with elbow pads on it, that one.

[linkito]

“wait—”

back to your regularly scheduled hhau angst <3

[ratatatastic]

quite frankly im so shocked that roddy would be most excited to return to his fatherland go to finland. truly.

"Is there any of your non-Finnish teammates who've picked up some Finnish? Has Evan Rodrigues learned any words just because he's played with you and Eetu a lot?" "No, he thinks he can—some words in Finnish but he's probably the guy who thinks he knows the most Finnish and probably knows the most Finnish of the guys in the team but..." "He's gotta say 'kiitos' after that pass last night! I mean, that was a nice setup!" "Yeah, yeah, exactly."

honestly im SHOCKED that mr hot rod would ever be named in relation to finland.

who couldve forseen any of this coming? like honestly? surprising. shocking. my gasteds have been flabbered.

we live in a society truly

THERES MORE FROM MR HALF FINNISH RODDY WHOS IN EVERY FINNS BUSINESS

at this point it's become deeply comical... making history in finland... continuing to score goals despite not being in finland anymore precisely because of the robes... "im gonna have to keep it going then huh?"... sweet mary and joseph

[druidposting]

So like, lets not get it twisted here. The Gods are sentient beings who escaped a devestation of their home world and are refugees of Exandria. They experienced unimaginable horrors. They have suffered imensly. But they are also cosmic beings of insane power who can flatten mortals with a single breath.

Two things can be true. And i think a discussion could have been be had about how to handle the innate imbalance of power between the Gods and mortals. And i think its a bad argument to say that the Gods are just like mortals, because they demonstrably are NOT. To equate them to humans is kind of horrific, actually.

But of all the mortals on the face of Exandria, id say Ludinus is most like the Gods. And he took ANY possibility of there being a discussion about the Gods' place in Exandria and just blew it the fuck up like he did Molaesmyr.

Lets not get it twisted here. Ludinus would have sent Aeor crashing and burning into the ice plains of Eisselcross if he had uncovered a plot that stood against his machinations. The Gods warred with eachother through the Calamity. Ludinus started a war between empires to get what he needed. The Primes allied with the Betrayers to destroy the Factorum Malleus. Ludinus has allied with beings of terrible intent (the Weavemind) to complete his goals. Ludinus claims the Gods siphon power from mortals to feed their own kingdoms in the sky, while he has consumed the essence of fey beings to extend his own life and powers.

The Gods are not like mortals. But Ludinus is just like them.

[prismatic-starstuff]

Honestly I am Not the gods' strongest soldier because if Astarion approached me in the dead of night expressing that he just needed, well, blood— and if Astarion looked at me with the softest and prettiest eyes and purred 'pleeeeeease~' at me so very sweetly— I would simply slap my neck and inform him this bad boy can fit so much blood in it, I can't even pretend otherwise

[grokebaby]

The worldbuilding urge to create an original gender / sex system

[butch-himbo-king]

you know it’s real when she helps you scoop the chicken shit

[nostalgiamonster]

“This train terminates here.”

[total-drama-brainrot]

Also posting this here. Got married to my two beautiful spouses who can and will beat me to within an inch of my life every time I misbehave. (It's fine, I live on Looney Tunes logic so the frying pans and anvils only hurt a little bit.)

[zeroaddzero]

unemployment level: investigating which eras bruce shaved/didn't shave his chest

[passthroughtime]

yagami, WHY do you have to be such a bitch around kuwana. i'm going to strangle you.

(P.S.: he didn't tell kuwana that tesso said not to feel bad about it. obviously.)