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dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth
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Are Portal Au Dipper and Bill going to "marry" eventually or are they going to be stuck at the boyfriend phase forever? Not that it makes that big of a difference but it's still interesting to know. If they do marry, is it an accident or on purpose?
They might! It's totally possible for them both to be perfectly happy being long-term boyfriends.
But if a marriage thing happens, it's gonna be on purpose.
And it would have to be Bill who proposes.
Dipper, as a human, would think of it first - socialization and all - but he wouldn't mention a Really Big Step forward that, in his mind, isn't something demons do. He's still on shaky ground when it comes to the whole 'does he really like me though' thing! As far as he knows, Bill could be confused by the very concept! Or disgusted, or disinterested, laugh at him for being such an idiot. Or worse, do it just to placate Dipper. Not because he wanted to. Just to shut his human up. No matter how interesting the idea sounds, it's clearly off the table.
Catch this man giving longing glances at the rings on someone else's hand, and telling himself he doesn't want that. He can't want that. He's got a great thing going. Everything's better than he imagined already, he should - Just be happy with what he has, damn it.
#answers#The idea of marriage will literally not cross Bill's mind for years#Probably not a decade but definitely years#He's simply never considered himself and being hitched in the same idea since he was a tiny triangle#And still thought that kissing was gross and that EVERYONE had to get married one day#Once he learned that wasn't true he tossed the whole idea out the window#But when/if he starts thinking of himself. And this human. Together. Dipper wearing something that says he's HIS and that Bill's his too-#It's gonna be one HELL of a shock#Bill's gonna need some time to process. And also SCHEME.#'Cause if there's one thing Bill Cipher does it's go after what he thinks is a good idea and never ever stops#Dipper is oblivious but at least THIS time it'll be a good surprise#In the theoretical crossover between Portal and Familiar AUs#Portal Bill starts off all arrogant about being able to use multiple powers in reality#Up until Familiar Bill starts with the psychological warfare#Starting with 'so when you gonna pop the question?'#Truly a misstep by Portal Bill. Shouldn't have messed with your alternate self#Familiar Bill may be slightly 'tamed' but that steadier emotional center only makes him more dangerous
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What do you do when your pink fades and your purple girl decides it's over?
You can read my comic Mundane Magical Girl on Slipshine or on my Patreon 💖
#caffe art#comic#Mundane Magical Girl#what does sunrise do?#the answer may shock you#webcomic#yuri divorce#magical girl#but not yet#read it first on slipshine <3
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don’t go to disney for your bachelor party. your best friend might meet a group of people who are also there for a bachelor party and one of them might take your spot in their wedding 😭
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#shane and ryan#besties fr#we are watcher#fya pod#for your amusement#i like to picture they were barely close at all too 😭#like shane texted this dude one day randomly and was like “yooo u wanna be in my wedding 💀“#cause that mental picture is SO FUNNY to me#who will win? a man you met at Disney randomly or your best friend of almost a decade that you see everyday? 😭#the answer may shock you 😔😭🙏
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camp fam redesign 2024 edition
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#how many times am i going to redesign them... the answer may shock you#ive had these designs in my head forever now so maybe they'll stick for a while#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#ignore how like half of them are wearing the same shoes i got lazy#white sneakers are always in#c posts#my art#fanart#is is 2am and my hand is cramping beyond relief 😔#if i find a mistake in the morning it is what it is
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(alan wake-gravity falls crossover) man i love that character. you know, the deeply paranoid author who made a pact with a dark entity that ultimately ended with him stranded in another dimension separated from his loved ones for years at a time? takes place in the pacific northwest? has twin imagery associated with him and a reoccurring specific piece of symbology related to the unfortunate situation they're in? doesn't ever explain the reasoning behind his actions and instead just kinda goes "bro trust me"? yeah he also wears an outer layer of clothing with elbow pads on it, that one.
#my art#stanford pines#alan wake (the man)#ford pines#gravity falls#alan wake#remedyverse#SAtT au#i am. normal about the crossovers i make up.#what do you mean the esoteric weird horror game about stories and the disney cartoon about family dont have a shared audience. sounds fake.#anyways the comic on the right is in honor of a joke i had to scrap in my fic wip due to a perspective switch.#rip that joke i thought you were pretty funny. i like the idea of alan critiquing his own manuscript pages upon the events happening.#oh i should probably do a warning since theres that crunchy image of the aw2 alan death screen huh. uh#blood#aw2 alan death screen my beloved. literally made me go ''oh god'' out loud in shock and horror when i first saw it#anyways did you know theres an au to this objectively already an au crossover. i call it ''bill cipher gets sent to the shadow realm''#bill doesn't show up a lot in this au he gets one scene where he taunts ford abt alan being a danger#with the implication that the dark place/presence genuinely freaks him out. but in this self indulgence of a self indulgence#alan essentially manages to trick bill into swapping places with him and bill ends up trapped in the writers room/the dark place.#lmao get yötön yö'd idiot. YOU are aleksi kesä now.#also i like the idea of zane and bill meeting as well as door and bill meeting. i think they might scare bill a little bit.#just like how zane scares me <3 what a cool character what the fuck is his deal#also you may be wondering why alans in his aw2 look and not aw or awan look despite the fact that lines up closer#to when gravity falls happens-ish. well the answer to that is 1: the crossover uses a lot of the elements from aw2#and 2: i like alans long hair and suit and beard. i like the pathetic sopping look when his hair is in his face
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playing my fun game of "how many school technology rules can i break at once"
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“wait—”
back to your regularly scheduled hhau angst <3
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quite frankly im so shocked that roddy would be most excited to return to his fatherland go to finland. truly.
"Is there any of your non-Finnish teammates who've picked up some Finnish? Has Evan Rodrigues learned any words just because he's played with you and Eetu a lot?" "No, he thinks he can—some words in Finnish but he's probably the guy who thinks he knows the most Finnish and probably knows the most Finnish of the guys in the team but..." "He's gotta say 'kiitos' after that pass last night! I mean, that was a nice setup!" "Yeah, yeah, exactly."
honestly im SHOCKED that mr hot rod would ever be named in relation to finland.
who couldve forseen any of this coming? like honestly? surprising. shocking. my gasteds have been flabbered.
we live in a society truly
THERES MORE FROM MR HALF FINNISH RODDY WHOS IN EVERY FINNS BUSINESS
at this point it's become deeply comical... making history in finland... continuing to score goals despite not being in finland anymore precisely because of the robes... "im gonna have to keep it going then huh?"... sweet mary and joseph
#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#niko mikkola#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#2324#2425#wdym half finnish as deigned by mikksy roddy is excited to go to finland#shock pikachu face#special mention despite the short time erod has been here hes fully in love with sasha#“o captain my captain o7” “b2? oh i was gonna say barky squared!!! love you cap!”#the non finn who desperately wants to be a finn#this is what happens when you play in colorado huh#predisposed to the finns#we have 4 finns? paul i think you mean 5 because of honourary finn erod#he is smooching every single one of em he damn well may as well be a full finn#any excuse to bring up that roddy mikksy presser again is a good one im still recovering from it actually#my favourite thing is luosty going yeah erod. hes too excited. it has to be him#lundy bullying erod off the cuff for his lack of finnish prowress LIKE GIRL RELAX HE BARELY KNOWS ANY PORTUGUESE OKAY LET HIM LIVE#and mikksy being so terribly in love with him going youre half finnish because i said so <3#we have a spy amongst us#terribly adorable how much erod has attached himself to the finnish four that this fucking happens godbless#roddy raising his hand like OH OH ME I KNOW I KNOW and not waiting to blurt out the answer or he will die#LUNDY FUCKIN INDULGING HIM TOO OUGHHHHH#CEYINGNGGG#IT JUST GETS BETTER
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So like, lets not get it twisted here. The Gods are sentient beings who escaped a devestation of their home world and are refugees of Exandria. They experienced unimaginable horrors. They have suffered imensly. But they are also cosmic beings of insane power who can flatten mortals with a single breath.
Two things can be true. And i think a discussion could have been be had about how to handle the innate imbalance of power between the Gods and mortals. And i think its a bad argument to say that the Gods are just like mortals, because they demonstrably are NOT. To equate them to humans is kind of horrific, actually.
But of all the mortals on the face of Exandria, id say Ludinus is most like the Gods. And he took ANY possibility of there being a discussion about the Gods' place in Exandria and just blew it the fuck up like he did Molaesmyr.
Lets not get it twisted here. Ludinus would have sent Aeor crashing and burning into the ice plains of Eisselcross if he had uncovered a plot that stood against his machinations. The Gods warred with eachother through the Calamity. Ludinus started a war between empires to get what he needed. The Primes allied with the Betrayers to destroy the Factorum Malleus. Ludinus has allied with beings of terrible intent (the Weavemind) to complete his goals. Ludinus claims the Gods siphon power from mortals to feed their own kingdoms in the sky, while he has consumed the essence of fey beings to extend his own life and powers.
The Gods are not like mortals. But Ludinus is just like them.
#critical role#bells hells#ludinus da'leth#cr spoilers#the only meaningful difference between them right now is that the Gods distanced themselves behind the divine gate#while Ludinus roams freely on Exandra to do whatever he pleases#also. historically. when has a vanguard revolution ever worked out favorably for the proletariat? the answer may shock you
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Honestly I am Not the gods' strongest soldier because if Astarion approached me in the dead of night expressing that he just needed, well, blood— and if Astarion looked at me with the softest and prettiest eyes and purred 'pleeeeeease~' at me so very sweetly— I would simply slap my neck and inform him this bad boy can fit so much blood in it, I can't even pretend otherwise
#who would win: basic human survival instincts to avoid pain and/or death or One Pale Elf#(the answer may not shock you whatsoever)#astarion#baldur's gate iii
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The worldbuilding urge to create an original gender / sex system
#My thoughts#IT'S LITERALLY SO... INCGHRESRING...#Did I spell it horrendously on purpose? The answer may shock you....#Worldbuilding
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you know it’s real when she helps you scoop the chicken shit
#she didn’t even complain abt it once she actually took the scoop from me bc she Wanted to do it??? what a weirdo i love her so much#also let’s play a game called ‘where are wes’s eyebrows does he even have any’ the answer may shock you#personal#my face#catie
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“This train terminates here.”
#The Stupendium#Mypendium#Dan Bull#Choo Choo Charles#unhinged stupes is best#this is an absolutely excellent video#I had a lot of fun making these#ask me how hot I think the stupendium#the answer may shock you#the long coat shots are just-#they just-#i need to lie down
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Also posting this here. Got married to my two beautiful spouses who can and will beat me to within an inch of my life every time I misbehave. (It's fine, I live on Looney Tunes logic so the frying pans and anvils only hurt a little bit.)
#me and the two bad bitches i pulled by being autistic /ref#what's more important: wedding pictures or cake? the answer may shock you#might clean this up later. probably won't.#woe sketch be upon ye#ophe doodles#internposting#intern ophe#K.O.P
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unemployment level: investigating which eras bruce shaved/didn't shave his chest
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