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differenthead · 8 months ago
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Volume 296
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Special guest: Jim Powers
0:00:00 — "Super Heroine Theme" by Super Heroines (1982)
0:03:38 — "A Lie and a Cheat" by Scared of Chaka (1999)
0:05:55 — "Me" by Rubella Ballet (1982)
0:08:53 — DJ
0:19:27 — "Pushing Buttons" by TV Neats (1981)
0:21:21 — "Thin Green Line" by TV Smith (1994)
0:25:17 — "Marshmallow in a Keyhole" by The And (1984)
0:28:03 — "Prove" by Ric Ocasek (1982)
0:31:48 — "Carolina Called" by Friends of the Maid (1984)
0:37:08 — DJ
0:47:39 — "New Blood" by Screen 3 (1981)
0:51:02 — "Blålys" by The Aller Værste! (1980)
0:55:00 — "Call the Uh-Oh Squad" by Robert Ellis Orrall (1982)
0:57:10 — "Love Bomb" (Dub) by Clare Grogan (1987)
1:00:27 — "I Cannot Read Your Mind" by The Grogans (2023)
1:03:17 — DJ
1:14:55 — "The Girls Are Out Now" by Roy Sundholm (1979)
1:18:12 — "Fake I.D." by The Anemic Boyfriends (1981)
1:20:52 — "Band of Brothers" by Billy Changer (2014)
1:23:45 — "Theme from Cow" by Inspiral Carpets (1989)
1:25:27 — "Blow It Up!" by The Dark Side (1980)
1:27:33 — DJ
1:40:00 — "Fuegos de Octubre" by Patricio Rey y sus Redonditos de Ricota (1986)
1:43:30 — "Living the Answer" by The Comets (1981)
1:46:33 — "Rhetoric" by Stick Against Stone (1985)
1:50:22 — "Deathwish" by Luther Thomas & Dizzazz (1981)
1:53:36 — "Each Time Centered" by Spahn Ranch (1987)
1:56:11 — DJ
2:07:01 — "Le Cri" by Pro Memoria (1988)
2:11:11 — "Nights of Passion" by The Radicals (1981)
2:14:06 — "Reaching the Bad Man" by Singers and Players (1981)
2:22:42 — "Penguin in the Jungle" by Ramesh (1981)
2:26:52 — "Valleys" by Fourwaycross (1986)
2:32:10 — DJ
2:46:23 — "I Came, I Saw, I Left" by Rob Stoner (1980)
2:48:42 — "Sparkle That Shines" by Straitjacket Fits (1988)
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dialoogid · 6 days ago
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The Anemic Boyfriends - Fake I.D. / Love Attack! (1981)
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averageclawcodeenjoyer · 6 months ago
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Inconsistent art style my beloved
UMMMM UM, SO HEAR ME OUT: GANKE USIND MILES AS A CANVAS AND DRAWING THINGS ON HIM WITH WATER SINCE HIS SCALES REACT TO IT
ALSO HAPPY MERMAY I DIDNT POST YESTERDAY BECAUSE IM A MAJOR LOSER BUT.... FORGIVE ME. I've been BUSY working on a clawcode animatic :((((( it's consuming my life :((((((((((
I'll try to post them often since it's mermay but also I'm a busy man and they may simply be doodles....
ANYGAYS
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ssaraexposs · 7 months ago
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Atsushi and Akutagawa being...
ATSUSHI AND AKUTAGAWA
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e40536 · 1 year ago
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vamp au shenanigans
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abbenai · 7 months ago
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the stars aligned and i was able to get a bunch of high iron foods for cheap at the amish market today
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rivertigo · 1 year ago
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anemic blood doenst taste like pennies btw
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boag · 2 years ago
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It is constantly a million fucking degrees in my house 😭😭😭
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roserenarde · 2 years ago
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So. I went into premature labor at work, without REALIZING it, just felt a lot of fucking pain. Apparently they were contractions because my water was pushing against my cervix. Hospital broke my water and then they just stopped. No more contractions.
So THEN they want to try to keep me pregnant till I'm 34 weeks - I'm BARELY 24 weeks at this point - and I'm freaking the feck out at this point because at this point I'm told I have a high probability of losing my son if he decides he does want to come now.
BUT baby decides to stay in for a bit. Fast forward 2 days. I'm transferred to a better hospital that is equipped to take care of my baby should he come. By this point I've had 4 steroid shots - those burn like a mfker - to help my babies lungs. While this is going on they've been taking blood from me. Quite a bit. I'm told my hemoglobin is at 7.1. It should be between 12 and 15. I'm anemic as fk. They had such difficult times getting blood out of me. They stuck me 5 times at one point trying to get blood. Ended up trying the artery in my arm. If you've never had blood taken from your artery, be thankful. It was so goddamn painful.
Anyway, I end up getting 3 IVs altogether, and as someone who HATES needles, I am shitting myself. The powerglide was horrific to put in.
After I am transferred, I am told I need iron infusions. Badly. Was supposed to get a blood transfusion as well but that never happened. I'm AB+ so I can take anything. Dunno why they just forgot about it but whatever.
Fast forward 2 more miserable damn days, I end up having contractions the night before thanksgiving. Doctor comes in to check me around 7 after I told the nurse I felt pressure down there. She takes one damn look and stops, pauses, and says she sees my baby's head. Next thing I know, like 10 damn people are in the room and I have my baby 10 minutes later.
I'm all alone by myself up there because I'm only allowed 1 visitor because I caught covid from a coworker and my 1 visitor is my boyfriend but he has to work that day. But they end up bending the rules and allowing my mother to come in. My boyfriend's boss told him he'd get pointed that day if he didn't show up. Once we reach a certain total, we're fired and it's hard to get rid of points once you get one. I work at the same place. He did manage to come see me for a bit before going in which I was thankful for. But we live an hour away from the hospital I was at.
I wanted to name my son River but my boyfriend and I couldn't compromise on a name. He kept picking video game characters and anime characters as names lol which is fine I guess but the ones he chose I hated. We eventually compromised on Eren as his first name and River as his middle name.
He'll be in the NICU for quite a while, till around March, which was when his due date was. Little brat decided he wanted to be born on thanksgiving day instead haha. I wish he could have stayed in me for his full term but I'm just thankfull he's okay. I just wish I could hold him. He has to stay in an incubator for a long time. He's so tiny. He was only 10.5 inches and 1 pound, 63 ounces when he was born.
Hopefully everything goes well and I eventually get to bring him home. I'm tired of crying over not getting to hold him.
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genekies · 2 months ago
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#so i think my boyfriend is going to break up with me#i just had an abortion a week ago and i was at the ER last night for hours#ive been in so much pain recently and it stopped today after the ER visit bc of the meds they gave me but also i learned that due to all the#blood loss im now anemic and might need a blood transfusion and im so afraid of everything getting worse because it is#im still homeless and trying to get stable housing. im staying at a temporary housing place right now but im sleeping on my moms couch on#and off because she has a car and os close to the ER if something goes worse.#im pretty sure hes going to leave me. hes been distant and i really need him right now. like he isnt taking care of me when i can barely#move because of the extreme pain. he hasnt been cooking for me after i cooked for him every night since we got together until now.#he hasnt been there emotionally and is only there physically sometimes even though hes with me everyday and night. hes not there financially#either. the one time he sent me money to help was 2 days ago and he essentially made me spend the 25 on games and wouldnt let me save it#for when we needed it. it also seems like hes blaming me for his blood sugar even though ive been spending my last cash on him and when i#have nothing i still get him sugar and food. he hasnt contributed at all really and i feel so fucking used and that hes going to drop me now#ive been using all of my connections and resources to make sure we have a place to stay. an apartment. food. sugar. and safety.#but all hes done is lie about putting in job applications and try to get into an apartment over an hour away from where we are and he knows#i dont want to move there at all. but he keeps trying to get in. ive told him im not moving there. he said all he wants is for us to live#together and he doesnt care where it is. but damn i dont feel heard at all. and i feel like hes definitely going to leave me#im so scared i love him so much#tag vent#vent#vent in tags
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moonstruckme · 1 month ago
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pls hear me out 🙏🙏 vampire!james is recently turned and doesn’t feed cause he’s such a sweetheart he doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
reader notices how weak he is and finds out he hasn’t been feeding and basically offers herself to him and it’s just really comforting and cute
Babe I hear you !!! I hear you soooooo clear (the voices omg, I was so excited to write this). Thank you for requesting!
cw: blood mention
vampire!James x fem!reader ♡ 1.7k words
James never had a problem with eating animals before he became a vampire. You pointed this out to him, once, but he only said it’s different. You suppose it is. The chicken nuggets he used to devour came to him cooked, fried, and with sauces, utterly unrecognizable from what they’d once been. There’s no separating the live-ness from what James has to eat now. 
You spy on him over the top of your book. He’s sitting on the other end of the loveseat with your feet in his lap, massaging your arches through your thick socks while he watches a football match on the telly. His dusky skin had paled after he was turned a few weeks back, but he looks even paler than that now. If he were still human you’d think he was anemic. It’s four in the afternoon, and your ball-of-energy boyfriend looks as tired as if he’s ready for bed. 
“Jamie,” you say, and he squeezes your heel to indicate he’s listening, “can I ask you something?”
“Of course you can, lovely, yeah.” 
“Have you been feeding?” 
James stiffens at the term. “Mm, why do you ask?” 
It’s as close as he thinks he can get to a non-answer, and it’s an answer for you anyways. James can never stand to lie to you. It’s terribly endearing. 
You turn your foot to poke his abdomen. “I can hear your stomach growling.” 
His lips curve. He glances at you. “I’m not sure that’s how it works.” 
“Really? How does it work?” 
“I don’t actually have a clue.” James smiles, which was your aim. He’s been far too downcast for your liking, his new condition entirely to blame. 
“Well, you’re looking pale.” 
“I’ve been pale.” 
“Paler than pale.” You set your book on the side table, moving closer to him. You sit with your feet folded under you. “Also, you haven’t been going out to feed like you used to.” 
James finally looks a bit sheepish. You smile and cup his face in your hand. Though he knows you know, James has still been a tad secretive about the vampire business around you. He sneaks out after he thinks you’re asleep. You’ll hear the front door open and shut when he leaves and then again when he comes back, the kitchen tap running as he cleans himself up. You wish he’d just use the shower. You don’t mind him walking through your bedroom with blood and dirt on him if it means he gets to feel clean when he slips back into bed with you. 
You rub your thumb over his cheek. “What’s keeping you?” 
He sighs. His face weighs a bit heavier in your palm. You think this must be progress, and you repeat your ministrations to his cheek to encourage it. 
“Everything’s hibernating,” says James, a quiet shame underlying his tone. “The…things I used to feed from are gone, and I’m not left with a lot of choices.” 
You hum. “Well, you’ve gotta eat, Jamie.” 
He hesitates, and you give him your sternest look. 
“You do. What about the deer?” 
“They’re harder to catch. And…I…I just feel bad, you know?”
You nod. Take his hand and press a kiss to his palm. Your poor sweetheart. You know James hasn’t killed anything he’s fed from, but even scaring them and potentially hurting them for the time it takes him to feed rattles him terribly. He’s too good, good and kind down to his core, but you know he’s going to have to find some way to cope other than starving himself. 
“What about people?” 
James’ eyes round behind his glasses. “Wha—no, I—”
“I wouldn’t mind you using me.” 
He seems to falter for a moment. His thick brows draw together in stages, from disbelief to confusion and back again. “Angel,” he says, “I couldn’t do that.” 
“Why not?” 
“Because, it’s—it would be—” 
“Or maybe we could try someone else. Someone bad, like a corrupt politician or one of those people who siphons money away from charities.” 
“No.” 
“Then we’re back to me.” You smile at him, one part teasing and two parts genuine. “James, I want to. I don’t like seeing you like this, and I really don’t think I’d mind it.” 
James looks like he’s still having trouble processing. “You don’t think you’d mind?” 
“I don’t,” you repeat patiently. “I’m sort of curious, actually. It could be fun.” 
He looks, to your surprise, like he might actually be considering it. He’s gnawing on the inside of his cheek. “I don’t know if it’d be fun, angel.” 
“That’s okay,” you promise him. “I want to do it for you. You’re hungry, yeah?” You try to make your voice serene and persuasive, your hand coasting up and down his arm. “Let me help.” 
James looks you in your eyes. You hold his gaze. After a while, the fight seems to go out of him. 
“I don’t want to hurt you,” he says. 
“Oh, baby.” You kiss him on his cheek, your heart bulging. “You won’t. It’ll be fine. How do you want me? Hair up?” 
He shakes his head. “It’s good the way it is. I think, um, it might be easier if you were in my lap.” 
“Okay.” You grin, lifting your thigh over his so you’re straddling him. His hands settle on your hips. “Are you romancing me? Is this part of it?” 
James lifts the corners of his mouth, but you can see the trepidation lingering beneath his smile. You do your best to soothe it away with your hands on his shoulders. 
“I want to be gentle with you,” he says.
“I bet you say that to all your victims.” 
“Sweetheart…”
“Sorry, sorry.” You’re nervous. You kiss his nose in apology. 
“If I hurt you—if you don’t like it for any reason, I want you to squeeze my shoulder. Okay?” 
“Okay.” You nod, trying to look certain. “Does it usually hurt?”
“I don’t think so,” James admits. “With animals, they don’t usually…move much after I’ve bitten them. I’m not sure if it stuns them or what.” 
“I’ll report back,” you say seriously. You glance down at the couch cushions. “Will it be messy? Should we go to the bathroom or something?” 
“No, I’m—I’ve gotten better at it. We should be fine here.” 
You smile at him, your pride genuine. “Sounds good.” 
James is starting to look worried again, so you kiss him. On the lips, as sweet as you can muster, and imagine all your love pouring through it. Then, you pull your hair to one side and bear your neck. 
His pupils splay out.
“Remember to squeeze my shoulder.” He sounds hoarse. One of his hands slips up your back to steady you beneath your shoulder blades. 
“I will,” you vow. 
James looks dazed, almost reverent. He wets his lips, and when he opens his mouth you see his tongue skim over pointed teeth. Some prey animal’s instinct sends a shiver of fear through you. Your blood hums with anticipation. But just before James’ teeth skim your neck, he pauses. 
“Jamie.” It’s soft, a murmur, a plea. “It’s okay. Do whatever you want with me.” 
He makes a quiet sound, like a sigh or a whine, and closes the gap. 
At first, it’s only like he’s kissing you. He’s exceedingly sweet about it, lips opening warmly over your skin, his tongue pressing over your artery as though testing the waters. He splays his palm wide over your back in silent warning before his teeth sink into you. 
There’s a sting, but you were ready for it. You keep yourself from wincing, from doing anything that would make James move away, and after a second the pain dulls. Everything does, except for the extraordinary feel of James’ mouth on you. 
“Oh.” Your mouth opens of its own accord, head lolling further to the side to give him better access. You want more, more of this, more of him. Your brain fuzzes and your heart pounds, every nerve in your body narrowing its focus to where James is sucking at your neck, lapping you up. 
You wind your arms around his neck, wanting to be closer to him, and his palm coasts up your back comfortingly. You feel molten, spectacularly, transcendently languid, like you could press your fingertips to his shoulders and they’d melt right in. You don’t, not wanting him to misinterpret it as your signal and stop, but after a while James’ arms are the only thing keeping you from tipping sideways onto the couch, and he stops anyway. 
He finishes with a few chaste kisses, and you think giddily that you weren’t too far off about the romancing. 
“Y’okay, lovie?” he mumbles into your skin. 
You hum in reply. 
James presses one more sweet kiss to your neck, almost a thank-you. He seals the wound with his tongue. A giggle bubbles out of you, one shoulder coming up to ward him off. 
“Sorry,” you say to James’ surprised look. Your head is starting to clear. “That part tickled.” 
His grin splits his face, one part tentative and two parts relieved. “Yeah? Are you really okay?” 
“Super okay,” you promise him. You can’t help grinning. “You were right, it didn’t hurt. That was nice.”
James’ expression eases, some mix of relief and interest in his gaze. “Was it actually?” 
“Mhm. I would be your blood donor any time, really.” 
James scoffs, but he’s clearly elated. He strokes from your hip to your ribs with a big hand, trailing tender kisses up to your cheek. You’re thrilled to see how much more energy he already has. 
“I don’t know about that,” he says in between kisses. “I’d still rather not make you my victim if I can help it.” 
“I didn’t feel like a victim, if that helps.” Your words go mushy as he reaches your lips, but you keep talking, wanting to make your point. “I just mean, I wouldn’t mind doing it again. Maybe when you’re lacking in other options.” 
“Mm, maybe. What was it like?” 
“Like a really good kiss.” 
James backs up from you to give you a dubious look. “Better than the ones I give you normally?” 
You grin. “Maybe a little.” 
His eyebrows shoot up and his mouth drops open, curving on one side. “Oh, yeah? Bold claims.” 
“I don’t know if you can compete with whatever vampire magic that was, Jamie.”
“My kisses are very magical. It seems like I may have to remind you how good they really are, though.” 
You shrug coyly. “If you think you can top that, you’re welcome to try. I mean, you’re really only competing with your—”
James is on you before you can finish.
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bengals-barnesbabe · 1 month ago
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I Can Fix Her
~ joe finds a very concerning video on his fyp and goes into protective boyfriend mode when he finds out why ~
joe burrow x gf!reader
TW: period talk, passing out, reader's anemic, joey's very concerned
“Thank You TikTok” | Main Masterlist
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~ actually inspired by a tiktok lol, i also may be projecting...
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kimberly-spirits13 · 8 months ago
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Jason Todd During Your Period
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Sweetest thing
Feels so bad that you feel bad and does anything humanly possible to alleviate the pain
He knows how to handle periods since he has all the batgirls and he had to take care of his mom when he was younger
He’s the kind of boyfriend where you can just be like “hey when is my next period?” And he’d know off the top of his head
Won’t blame you for any outbursts or anything and he tries his best to not annoy you
If you get nightmares or really funky dreams on your period that wake you up, he always wakes up to make sure you’re okay
Becomes a light sleeper during your period in anticipation that you wake up and need something or are basically dying
Specifically ordered you two of those massive heating pads and let’s you lay on top of him with them
One heating pad for the back and one stomach
It’s a miracle tool yall
It’s the kind of thing where you finally get settled and you cry because it’s so amazing
NOT BEING IN PAIN AND BEING ABLE TO SLEEP IS WONDERFUL
He’d feel so bad if that happened though because he’d realize how bad you really felt in the moment
He knew you were struggling but it always hurts him to see you in pain
Stocks up on pain killers
Makes you your favorite food and brings your favorite food home from patrol because let’s be honest
No girl is sleeping on her period without her comfort 🤚
He’ll take as many naps with you as you want and do a spa day
*face mask on and hair mask in* “no Dick I’m not on patrol tonight, I’m busy.” “
Knows exactly what to get at the store if you ask him since he had to get stuff for his mom
Will bring back chocolate or whatever your favorite snack is
Let’s be honest, chocolate gets boring after about a day
Holds you while you’re in pain
Makes sure to call you often when he’s on patrol go check in, especially if you’re benched from patrol for the week because of it
Is mostly calling for himself to make sure you’re not dying or anything
Gets medical advice from Alfred
Is genuinely afraid you’ll become anemic or something if he thinks you’re losing too much blood
You two are experts at getting blood out of things so don’t even worry about it
Let’s you wear all of his clothes and takes up doing the chores since you’re probably bloated and swelling
Kisses your cheek and forehead a lot if you’re not feeling well
Does anything you need to feel better
His guilty pleasure is when you’re on your period and are craving carbs because he really really loves carb loading but can’t do it often
Bagels, pasta, pizza, crackers, cinnamon rolls, anything carb
If you start running a fever he freaks out a bit but has enough experience to know you’re not dying
Puts an ice pack on your forehead and gets advil for you
Stocks up on ice cream if that’s your thing
Excuses himself and you from any galas and makes sure the paparazzi isn’t around
Probably threatens them or something who knows
Has one of his sisters come over to give you company if you need some girl time
If you want to you’ll 100% be welcomed to just sit in the bat cave during patrol and help monitor
The entire week or two is just Jason doting on you more than usual
He’d wrap you in a blanket burrito and carry you everywhere
Is very touchy when you don’t feel well so he latches himself onto you
Movie marathons
I watch Law and Order and lots of crime documentaries when I’m on my period for some reason and he’d 100% binge those
Has fuzzy socks for you
They’re probably funky colorful ones that he thought were funny and got them for you one day to cheer you up
Won’t let you talk bad about yourself
If you call yourself yuck or gross or fat or anything he’d smother you with his entire body
Not today Satan
Praises from him are the best let’s just keep it at that
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rs-hawk · 3 months ago
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Master List
This will be consciously updated so check back periodically. Enjoy!
A:
Átahsaiais
Angels
Angel Boyfriend
B
Beast (Beauty and the Beast)
Big Foot
Big Foot Camping
C:
Centaur
Virgin Centaur
Centaur Ranch MtF WLW
Centaur Handjob
Crow Girlfriend
D:
Dragons
Dragon Girlfriend WLW: Part One, Part Two
Dragon Girlfriend Gold Strap WLW
My Brother's Hot Friend (now exclusively on Patreon): Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
Dragon Guard
Dragon Queen MtF
Dragon Lover Nonbinary
Dwarves
Dwarf Boyfriend
Dwarf Lover
More Dwarf Boyfriend
Demons
Demon Church
Dullahans
Dullahan Boyfriend
Deathclaw
E:
Elves
Elves (Christmas)
Enchanted Armor: Part One, Part Two
F:
Fey
Fey Wife MtF
Fog Monster
G:
General Monsters
Short Monsters
Ancient Spirit
God Lover
God Husband MLM (Disabled Reader): Part One, Part Two, Short
Gorilla-Like/Missing Link Lover
Giants
Hiking Adventure (FtM Reader)
H:
House
I:
Icarus x Apollo: Part One, Short, Part Two
J
K
L:
Loveland Frog
M:
Merpeople
Siren Boyfriend
Octopus Merman
Mishipeshu: Part One
Minotaurs:
Minotaur Husband: Part One, Part Two
Minotaur Neighbor FtM
Nobleman Minotaur: Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Commission: Healer in the Dungeon Male Reader): Part One, Part Two (contains additional Monsters)
N:
Nagas
Naga Husband
Naga Girlfriend
Naga Husband (FtM Reader)
Naga Wife
Nymphs
River Nymph
O:
Orcs
Orc Husband FtM
Orc Mate WLW
Orc X Saytr MLM (third person)
Orc Mate MtF
Oracle Girlfriend
P:
Piasa Bird: Part One, Part Two, Short
Q
R:
Raven Mocker
Robots
Andrew Android
S:
Slime
Straggle
Shapeshifter
T:
Tentacles:
Tentacle House
Pet Tentacle
Two or More Monsters
Vampire and Werewolf Boyfriend (Plus Size Reader)
Vampire and Dragon Girlfriends WLW
Thunderbirds
Thunderbird Lover (on hiatus): Part One
Thunderbird Partner
U
V:
Vampires
Vampire Boyfriend
Vampire Boyfriend FtM
Vampire Boyfriend (Werewolf Girlfriend Reader)
Vampire Boyfriend (Anemic Reader)
W:
Werewolves
Werewolf Girlfriend MtF WLW
Werewolf Boyfriend FtM (MtF Reader)
Werewolf vs Human Boyfriend
Winter Wolf
Bestie's Werewolf Brother (Liwanu): Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six
Bestie's Werewolf Brother Alt (Ahiga): Part One, Part Two
Witches
Witch Girlfriend
Your Witch
Werehyena (Male Reader)
Writing Tips
Top Ten
Filler and Self Publishing
X
Y:
Yeti
Z
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brendaareiss · 1 month ago
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CAL AND ANDRE HEADCANONS! Finally! I feel like there's some I have already said b4, but idk. Enjoy!
⚠️Triggers⚠️: SA, SH
- Andre furrowed his brows when he was concentrated, Cal poked his tongue out
- Andre was actually a great student. That's why most of the people didn't like him either, whether being because of envy or because they saw him as a nerd and annoying. But bro had +A on everything
- Cal on the other hand, was pathetic at studies. His best ever grade was a C
- They didn't actually hold hands most of the time, just intertwine pinkies unconsciously
-Cal always followed andre everywhere. It was not even a conscious act.
- They both talked shit abt their siblings
- Andre=bpd + psicopathy
- Cal= adhd + depression (duh).
- Andre paid attention on the smallest details and had rlly good memory. Like, something stupid Cal said years ago, andre remembered it like it was yesterday. Or he knew what things Cal liked or not, even if Cal hasn't told him, he knew it because he paid attention to what Cal was doing
- Cal was a chronic nail biter. Rachel tried putting nail polish on him to make it better, because Cal reached the point where his whole finger was covered in blood
-Cal has had many addictions in his life. It was all because his depression, he couldn't get happiness (dopamine) in anything in his life so he tried to get it somewhere else. That's why he started doing weed at a young age, well, until the possession charge. After that, he went straight to cutting. It wasn't as good as to get high, but at least it worked and wasn't illegal. He used to get blackout drunk too, trying to get dopamine from where he could.
- U can't tell me they didn't explore each other's bodies. Ofc they did (I like to think they would refer to that as "favors"), but they never rlly knew what the fuck they were. Were they boyfriends? Were they just friends with benefits? That's actually where the term "the army of two" appeared, trying to give what they had a tag or a "name". But they knew rlly well they weren't just friends. They knew each other too much, they were too similar and too connected to be just friends.
- Cal was sa'd from when he was 7 years old until he was 14 by his cousin, who was 8 years older than him. He never told anything to anyone, not even Andre, but he eventually figured it out. He was paranoid and very protective with his siblings (even though he didn't like them, it doesn't mean that they weren't siblings, Cal cared for them a lot), making sure his cousin NEVER approached them. And if someone older talked to them he would get rlly anxious and freaked out.
- Andre always cared too much about Cal. He knew the state of Cal's mental health and physical health (anemic ass) so he always was there for him. And I like to think not only andre, but his family too. Feeding him until Cal couldn't physically bring the fork to his mouth (I'm sure Andre's mom would be the one to say: "Cal, you have to eat more! You're so thin!")
- Andre was not always seen with the Gabriel's (because Cal's sister HATES andre with all her guts) but Calvin was ALWAYS seen with the kriegman's. Andre's dad always knew that when he mentioned "family vacation/trip", Cal was tagging along.
-Cal learned to stay calm when Andre had his bpd splits (extreme anger most of the time). There was a time when he actually felt rlly bad when Andre said what things to him or just screamed and pushed him around, but as time passed, he learned it was just another normal thing on Andre. That's why in the car scene, he at first didn't take him seriously, he then shut the fuck up and tried to get out of the situation as quickly as he could afterwards.
- Andre never really knew what the fuck was wrong with him. He wasn't like Cal, he didn't get diagnosed with shit and didn't even went to a psychologist. He thought he was just really aggressive and nothing more.
- Andre was low-key an alcoholic. He never got blackout drunk though
- The only thing Andre didn't clean, was his car. Maybe once in a month (or a week if there where a lot of empty beer cans in the back seats)
- Cal rlly liked sour candies.
- Andre slept A LOT.
- idk if I said this b4 but Andre's hand was always on Cal's thigh while he drove
- most of their hangouts were sleepovers. They seriously couldn't live without each other
- OF COURSE the reason why andre didn't like Rachel it's because he was EXTREMELY jealous of her. He felt like she was taking Cal away from him. He also felt that she talked shit about Cal when he wasn't there. The night Cal ditched Rachel for him, Andre's ego was 100% fueled
- Andre had migraines. Yeah. He didn't throw up though
- Following, andre NEVER puked. Like, he probably just threw up 1 time in his life. Cal on the other hand, every time he got sick, he vomited.
-Cal ALWAYS forgot his things EVERYWHERE. His parents didn't even make him his own keys, because they knew Cal would probably lose them too.
- As kids, Cal adored sharks and Andre lions and bears. (Cal adored sharks all his life though)
- Andre's grandparents who lived in Germany, had a bigass house with a garden. They had ALSO, a bigass dog. Of course Andre as a kid spent most of the time in the garden, playing with his brother and the dog.
- The only thing that made Andre calm down when he was angry, was changing the situation, making him forget about it, talking about another thing or doing another thing that isn't related to the reason he's mad. Distract him and make him forget why he was mad in the first place.
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coolyiooo · 1 year ago
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BSD Men Dealing With Your Mood Swings
parings: Dazai, Fyodor, and Chuuya
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First time writing something other than smut 😶🔫
🖤DAZAI🖤
You were having a bad day, not only because you started your period but also some drama was happening between some friends of yours, so you were ranting to your boyfriend while driving. He was being the passenger princess.
"And then she was all like ' that's none of your business ' "
"Oh shit-" he said with a hand over his mouth, actually invested with your tea
"I know! And I was like-"
You suddenly heard one of your favorite songs playing on the radio
"Hold on- babe, this song is my jammm"
You started to vibe with the music and sing long with it, completely forgetting about your drama you had earlier in the day.
Dazai was a bit baffled but he started to laugh at how your mood just did a whole 360. He actually started to vibe with the music with you.
Another day, another pain of suffering of cramps, hormones, and blood 🤢 you were mad, annoyed, disgusted, and sad all at once. You literally just arrived at the ADA office and immediately said, in a monotoned voice
"I'm going to hang myself" And sat down
Everybody in the office was a bit worried and confused, they all faced Dazai to see if he'll comfort you and be a good bf but all he said was
"I'd never thought I'd hear you say those words" he had stars in his eyes.
Everybody gave him a disgusted look and he could feel it. He chuckled nervously and said
"I- I mean why don't I go to the store to buy all the snacks you want!"
" Aweeee thanks babe!"your mood immediately changed.
Dazai mentally gave himself a high five.
When work was over you were comfortable in the couch, covered in blankets, heat pad on your stomach, and reading your book. Everything was perfect when suddenly your boyfriend came in. You gave him an intense side eye and he immediately noticed.
"Uh- what's wrong, princess?"
"I need you to leave" you said straight up with no remorse.
For a second he looked a bit shocked, wondering if he did something. You felt bad but suddenly saw how pretty he was, so you used that as an excuse to let him down easy.
"your distracting me with your beauty" You went back to reading your book
He was baffled once again but then was flattered and smiling to himself. He left the room to yourself. He was a bit taken aback by the aggressive, flirting comment but a win is a win.
He'll try his best to comfort you during these times. I feel like sometimes he's the reason your mood is just sky rocketing all over the place, but he'll make up for it.
💜FYODOR💜
You were literally being a couch potato. Covered in blankets but also chips, crumbs, and snacks.Fyodor came in the room and saw the mess you surrounded yourself in.
"My dear, is it too much to ask for you to clean up after yourself?"
"Shut up your anemic" you retorted back with no sympathy.
Nikolai was in the same room as you two were in and tried his best not to burst out laughing . You realized what you just said and immediately began laughing. Fyodor was slightly taken by surprise by your bold comment but his face showed no emotions except for 'you better stop if you know what's good for you'.When you noticed his face, you immediately stopped laughing. Fyodor then walked towards you, you were starting to get scared
"w-wait! I'm on my period I'm sorry!"
He stopped in front of you "yes, I can see my love"
"I- ...I'm sorry" you said timidly
He looked back at you with dark eyes "just clean up after yourself, darling" he kissed your forehead and left the room.
"Your lucky he loves you" Nikolai commented
Later that same day you were laying your head on Fyodor's lap as he was petting your hair, reading a book. You were staring at his legs and randomly said
"You have very pretty legs, they look like they belong to a woman"
He immediately stopped what he was reading and looked at you. You stared back at him.
"I meant that as a compliment of course. I mean your just very beautiful"
He stared back at you with a hint of concern, but then reverted back to a straight face
"My dear, just go back to sleep" he said, gently scratching your head
Next day you were sitting on the bed, late at night, reading a book. Fyodor came in and stared at you. He was just surprised you were still awake but you felt judged.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" You said in a bratty tone
"Am I... Really that ugly?" You asked with curiosity and started to feel a bit down
He closed his eyes and deeply sighed "of course not, my love. Your more than beautiful" he sat next to you on the bed
"How so?" You pouted
He gently stared into your eyes "Your captivating, enchanting, and even pulchritudinous"
(Yes, that's a real word)
You didnt even know what that last word meant but since it sounded pretty, you felt flattered. You hugged his arm and kissed his cheek.
"Ugh thanks, Fedya. I love you" you had a smile on your face and snuggled close to his chest.
He smiled slightly "I love you more" he said, kissing the top of your head.
He usually doesn't take whatever you say seriously during these days just because of your mood swings and how this isn't what you'd normally do or say, but he'll still try to make it bearable for you and a little for him as well. You should definitely give him a thank you for dealing with your bs.
🧡CHUUYA🧡
He already knew you started you period. He low-key seems like the guy to track it down and stuff so he bought you a bunch of snacks. Usually when your on your period he cuddles with you so when he arrived at your shared place he went to go look for you. He found you laying flat on your face on the bed.
"Hey babe, how are you feeling?"
You responded by soft groaning
"Awe I'm sorry baby, I got you your favorite snacks. I hope that makes you feel better" he laid the bag down on the night stand.
He saw that you weren't moving, and out of sympathy, he touched your head.
"Don't touch me" you mumble in a strict tone
Normally he would probably be concerned but he understands that it's just your period talking and understands you probably just want to be alone.
"I'm sorry, let me know if you need anything" He said before making his way out the room
You lifted your head up looking back at him "wait, where are you going?" Your tone sounding sad "don't go"
He was confused but then you reached your arms out to him.
"I change my mind please cuddle with me" you said almost as an order
Your change in tone and mood startled him. He didn't want to make it worse by disobeying your order so he cuddled with you. You started playing with his hair and scratching his head. His thoughts were that he's the one supposed to help you relax not the other way around but the more you looked at him the more you realized just how literally gorgeous the man was.
"Chuuya, your so prettyyy" you said while kissing his cheek
He was starting to blush "the more I look at you the more breath taking you get" you then smothered him with kisses.
A moment ago you were literally not wanting any physical touch and now look at you, you can't keep your hands off him. Not like he's complaining though, but he's definitely struggling to keep up with your mood swings.He was about to respond back to you with compliments, but you then stopped your kissing and said
"now let me sleep I'm tired" you patted his chest gently and rolled out of his arms. Now he was just dazed.
He'll try to make you the happiest he can during your days of the month overall and you should definitely give him your gratitude for being a good bf
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