#the amazing hawkeye

[artaxlivs]

Trick please!

MUAH HAHAHA *rubs hands together. How 'bout a little crossover then - Buffy Summers/Clint Barton. Fun fact: Buffy Summers is canonically 6 months older than Clint Barton. Both 1981 babies 💜

Sure, Halloween brought all the crazies out but this guy was really weird. He was sporting vampire fangs but no cape or dark clothes. His clothes were honestly a little dated, like he hadn't been shopping for a decade. Clint had followed him all the way from the circus tonight. Now, he was leaning against one of the larger statues in the park, "Hey...." he sort of slurred.

"Drop dead - oh wait, you already did." A pretty blonde snapped at him before proceeding to quickly and efficiently kick and then stake his ass before Clint could even intervene. He was impressed. Even more impressed when she turned and zoned in on him immediately, "You next?"

"No, I'm cool." He held up his empty hands, "I'm just a carney, here with the circus." Clint waved at the still settling pile of dust she'd just killed. "I'm not whatever he was."

"You're with the circus?" She said in a slight valley girl accent, disbelief evident. "What are you - a clown?"

He laughed, easily vaulting off of the tree branch he'd been observing from. "Nah, I'm an archer." He may have preened a bit. "My act is called The Amazing Hawkeye - maybe you've heard of it."

"Yeah....no. Probably not amazing if you have to tell every one before they even buy a ticket."

Ouch.

Just as he was about to list off all of his amazing feats, the girl flipped the wooden stake still in her hand and threw it like a missile just to the right of Clint, he followed it's trajectory as it sank into a woman's chest and she exploded in a cloud of dust. Which he promptly inhaled.

"Oh *cough cough, gross, what the fuck." He coughed and gagged, trying not to think of the bits of person in his mouth and throat. "I got some in my mouth!"

"Vampire. You'll be fine." She shrugged one shoulder, "Amazing from what I hear."

She was so rude. Clint was half in love.

"Hey," he coughed once more, "You've got great aim...wanna go shoot targets?"

"Well, normally Halloween is supposed to be vamp free but it never seems to work out that way." She eyed him, "You any good with that bow strapped to your back?"

Clint smirked, "Amazing, actually."

"Let's go shoot some targets then, loser buys breakfast." She spun another stake in her hand and holstered it like a revolver.

Yeah....Clint was definitely in love.

[stevieschrodinger]

Hi I really love your writing and I was wondering if you still are working on The Amazing Hawkeye?

Yes. Very slowly. Clint is actually exhausting to write, who knew right?

[kacievvbbbb]

I don’t know why, maybe because I’ve been on a Garp kick lately.

But I do really think that Garp kind of became like a surrogate Uncle to the Roger boys and by extension Mihawk. Like I can just imagine Roger telling them that if they were ever separated from the crew or if something ever happened to him or Ray and they needed help they should go to Garp (I mean he entrusted his own baby to him it makes sense he’d also entrust his boys)

(for whatever reason Mihawk got this talk too despite him already traveling by himself and not being officially part of Rogers crew. But since Ray adopted him he’s Roger’s brat as well)

All this to say that Garp takes his uncle duties very seriously and what is an uncle if not an inconvenience and an embarrassment?

So Ofcourse he pulls up to Kuriagina during the timeskip (Hawain shirt and all) to visit his new grand babies (read Perona and Zoro) that he’s heard so much about. (read shanks immediately gossiped with him abou mt after stumbling upon them last time he came to visit Mihawk)

And because Garp is essentially the one piece equivalent of Florida man, this goes well for absolutely nobody

Except Zoro who is nothing if not a troll. And game must recognize game.

The monkeys love him tho, he communicates with them on a wavelength nobody can quite understand least of all Garp.

[ezrasimp]

I'm what's left when children go to war

Pray by The Amazing Devil || Dreams [8x22] M.A.S.H

[bfpierce]

margret pregnancy scare was an absolutely bonkers thing for them to do like a month and a half after she famously had sex in an abandoned hut with our star hawkeye

[2stepadmiral]

Imagine how confused Steve Rogers would be by youth slang in this day and age. Like, I’m hung up on the idea of Kate saying “No cap,” in the middle of one of Clint’s stories, and Steve getting confused and all like, “no cap? But I’m right here?”

[legendsofentity]

LET IT BE TRUE

LET IT BE TRUE

LET IT BE TRUE

[ohnoitsmysideblog]

bro unexpected wolverine/spider-man banter in this hawkeye comic. espEcially after watching the movie last night

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Sorry Honey, I got stuck on Pinterest again.

Staying out of trouble I hope?

I’m keeping Pietro out of trouble

[ianduncankinnie]

Man I love when my fav character (side character) gets a whole episode (15 mins of screen time) to themselves (they're furthering the plot of another character)

[hersterical]

Generally speaking I feel like all of the mcu tv shows and specials have been better than the movies

Almost like if you give the creative teams more space and freedom to make stories they actually care about and aren’t as concerned about appealing to as large of an audience as possible or prioritizing the connecting it to a larger story over the story itself, then that makes the stories better

[knowledgeispunk]

The MCU just can’t have good TV show endings, huh.

[kacievvbbbb]

While I do think there’s a kind of tragedy if Mihawk was Rayleigh’s bio child

But I do think it’d be funny if he just had a very Damien Wayne attitude about the whole thing with Shanks and buggy.

Can you imagine a 4 year old Mihawk staring with complete disdain into the treasure chest the Roger Pirates just stole, containing sweet little baby Shanks on HIS birthday!

He’d immediately ask for a refund and probably suggest they throw the chest into the sea if they can’t go back to God Valley for an exchange. He refuses to even entertain the idea that they might actually keep the baby

[andrea-dulko]

Here hoping that Hawkeye Season 2 brings to the table an even bolder Kate Bishop Matt Fraction's style

[remyfire]

Did you know that I feel normal about them?

[hballegro]

i present; my first viewing of MASH, heavily condensed

all said by me in a server with my friends where they give me a channel where only i speak, because i speak to much

feat; a snip from a real story about alan alda that my anthro professor told me [story happened around the time the movie The Aviator was in the casting stage]