#the accident factory

[problematicsashawaybright]

Having an alter/part who's entire job is to be The Normal One is so funny because frequently it'll just go like:

Me, crying in bed before work: no one will ever love me. I should fucking kill myself.

Cameron (just some normal guy), popping into co-con and evaluating the situation: um. ok. so first we need to move our clean clothes to the dryer.

[detentiontrack]

I was really stressed out and triggered and planning on skipping class and not eating until tonight (bad idea) and I got pulled from front and I just “woke up” (fronted again) and I’m in my car at the gas station with my school bag packed, fully dressed, and a pasta salad with chicken and a receipt on my passenger seat. Also my playlist with taylor swift that I usually have on while driving isn’t playing, instead it is 100% Cam’s music taste. Cameron has been here…..

[samzier]

I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 4!!!!!!!

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Give me a job at the fish canning factory. My maladaptive daydreaming wont cause any issues. You can trust me around the fish guillotine I prommy

[generic-sonic-fan]

Look this may be my IRL Job Bias but it would be really fucking funny if Eggman got maimed in an industrial accident in one of his factories sometime.

I feel like it'd be good angst too. Local human who hates the company of anyone else besides some of his own robots falls victim to his own human fragility.

[kokomalls]

been watching a rf3 special playthrough recently, so i doodled the rf3 gals 💖

[bellabaxter2023]

the triangle shirtwaist factory was 9/11 for women

[bunabi]

Full time freelance is so liberating

I could make more money doing literally anything else, but having complete control over my schedule instead of everything revolving around my day job shifts is like snorting a line every morning

[downbadmostofthetime]

I should’ve never bought rune factory 4 in this day and age because the fandom is dead!!!! and none of my friends have played it so whenever I’m talking about it they don’t understand!!!!! 💔💔💔💔💔

[runefactorynonsense]

Melotober - Day 28 - Flame

What do you think you can do?

[hollowtones]

...okay, well, I probably Need to stream tomorrow, because my phone is astounding levels of dead & I'm leaving the country soon & I had to drop money on other hardware things recently. so I'm in a bit of a panic LOL

[detentiontrack]

Me, driving at night, about to turn left: okay, left, right, all clear I don’t see any headlights :)

Lily: unless someone forgot to turn on their headlights and they’re coming around the corner right now and as you turn left, you’ll crash into them and fucking die

Me:….. literally why the fuck would you even say that???? no please give me even one reason why that was necessary or helpful to say.

*checks the corner again just in case she’s right*

[chiprewington]

question. Is chipbus a separate entity to chip revvington

It is now.

[phineas-and-herb]

if i could put one fuck in phineas and ferb it would be in dude we're getting the band together when sherman starts quoting the documentary about why they broke up i would have a slightly longer pause on danny and bobby and then have danny say "what the fuck are you talking about???"

[ssruis]

Going through a straight up comical amount of irritating situations to get the stupid 4* guaranteed ticket from the welcome to sekai campaign. It Will Be Mine.

[clansunsharp]

since i cant put this in her bio on site: perenth's actual job title is Supreme Bitch