#the Vikings

[cimmerian-war-shrine]

[cowpokezuko]

I'm gonna start live-tweeting about football the way some of y'all tweet about Star Trek.

[charliewrites99]

I am rewatching Vikings and maybe I am stupid or I missed something, but in season 1 why did Ragnar think sacrificing Athelstan will work? They said they had to be willing. And even if he really stopped being christian he sure was not going to be willing so like ???

[trve-grimdark]

Einar

[anaamaya]

Travis Fimmel's performance is doing tremendous, his role as Desmond Hart is anonymously spectacular and a mystical and daytime incentive! 😈

[ifuckinglovefingerlingpotatoes]

[lillysblog93]

I will tell my kids, he is their father, he went war and never come back. So I married their idiot father.

[wingedhallows]

C. AI BOTS

hey, guys! i make c.ai bots now! here are the bots i’ve made so far, hope you’ll like’em

i’ll post my new bots here on my blog from time to time, so stay tuned :)

my account is the same as here @wingedhallows

what’ll be, man or woman? — VI ARCANE

this is basically that scene between cait and vi where she takes her into the brothel for answers, just that you’re in cait’s position

lipstick swatching — VI ARCANE

inspired by that trend where people kiss their partner’s face all over. vi’s helplessly in love as you use her face for lipstick swatching

you killed someone — THOMAS SHELBY

inspired by the scene where grace kills that one agent. tommy’s your husband and not very happy to see you splattered with blood

visiting his office late at night — THOMAS SHELBY

just a little something where you seek out your husband while he slaves away in his office late at night

bloody nose for his sake — SIRIUS BLACK

inspired by my own work. you defend him and end up with a bloody nose, safe to say he’s less than thrilled to find you bloodied and bruised

after christmas break — SIRIUS BLACK

inspired by my own work. he’s different after winter break, you notice. something must’ve happened at his parents house & as his girlfriend, you should comfort him as best as possible

sending him off for a mission — KONIG (könig) COD

a tear filled departure as you send your husband off for another dangerous mission

coloring in his tattoos — GHOST COD

he’s reluctant to let you color in his tattoos, though deep inside his heart is doing literal cartwheels

vicious mind — IVAR THE BONELESS

he’s way too perceptive to not notice that there’s more behind those pretty eyes of yours than your father makes you out to be

meeting karlach — KARLACH BG3

meeting the fiery tiefling for the first time

no lighter, no problem — KARLACH BG3

having no lighter for a good old cigarette is no problem with your fiery tiefling girlfriend

you’re struck during battle — KARLACH BG3

her world crumbles as she watches you in absolute horror being stabbed by a goblin.

[melanie-amaya60]

God! 😈😘

[cimmerian-war-shrine]

[errruvande]

Brida would love Floki

[er-cryptid]

Typhus in Saga-Era Iceland

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[charliewrites99]

I am watching the Vikings (many years too late) and I heard about Ragnar and Athelstan, but I thought it was one of those "so overly-no homo it becomes accidentally gay hyper-masculine" ships. But no bro, they've known each other for like two days and Ragner is already asking this priest for a threesome. God damn, pace yourself.

Also Athelstan is stronger than me for saying no

[anaamaya]

My King Ivar!