#the UNfortunato

[gkatte]

Alternate ending to "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe.

[temmie03]

Oooooookay, so I found this picture (unfortunately I don't know where does it come from, if anybody knows please tell me 🙃) and it whispered softly to my ear "I'm clearly a Nevermore reference: you kinda have to draw the characters in this context"... so I did! 🖤

(I hope we all agree that Duke doesn't have chest hair 😂)

(Also don't mind the writing in the back, I have the dangerous habit of drawing in my school notes...)

(Lastly: if anybody is asking, I used a pilot pen with a fine point, and a 1mm acrylic pen for the whites)

[ladiesdrinkpurealcohol]

Forgive me this bad joke but being entombed alive by his own friend was definetely an unFortunato event

[derpyslurpy-da-derp-master]

Funny Things Said In My School

”Here’s our teacher SuStuart Shadeliquan Booze-sen-its-”

“HEY! I’m not a Hoe i’m a shovel! GET IT RIGHT!”

“BIRD! WHERE IS THE BIRD FRIEND?!”

“Dude stop making Eldritch horrors in Photoshop FOR FIVE MINUTES-”

“I’m gonna go to Akihabara and you guys are gonna spend the entire time dabbing.”

“WHO WROTE THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS?!”

*to the tune of Sweet Caroline* “I never learned Grammar so good-” “SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!”

“Oh we got trouble right here in River City.”

“ODYSSEUS YOU COMPLETE MORON-”

“Well that’s unfortunato.”

“Quoth the Raven-” “EAT MY SHORTS!”

“When I said prepare a monologue I didn’t mean DO A REPORT ON MONO!”

“Who’s the 9th President of the United States?” “Abraham Lincoln.” 

“HI MILLY BAYS HERE WITH THE JING-BITE!”

“So that’s how to be a pro gamer! Why are these steps all expensive?” “Because if you don’t spend your money we can’t get your money and that’s what matters.” *both start nodding and smiling at the camera awkwardly*

“Hello fellow meat person do you enjoy the sound waves that produce the music known as Jazz?”

“FBI GET DOWN!”

“Dude what are you going to do to your brother’s corpse?”

“I can tell you’re having a really bad time since usually when you tell me your problems I end up laughing but nope not this time this is so sad it’s not funny.”

*insert that fish from The Lorax going ‘Aww...’ here*

“You want some croutons?”

“I LOVE CHEEZITS!”

“Lets obtain this grain.”

“Are you enjoying the movie COMRADE?!”

“What’s Satire?” “Animal Farm.”

“The creators of that one Final Fantasy game are gonna take a nice sharp stick to go fuck themselves and them Bob Ross busts through a wall ready to kick some ass for hurting his happy little trees.”

“Anyone watching us must think we’re drunk. THESE CUPS ARE FILLED WITH SONIC SODA WE SWEAR!”

“Hey can you kill me?” “No.” “Aw why?”

[lizardthirty]

I just saw your comment on the fuckinn rich people vampire post and literally thank u so much for being one of the only smart people I follow, because unfortunato it looks like half this damn ass site is a clickbait headline away from just bumping antisemitic conspiracy theories at will across my dash. This Site Will Kill Me Because Everyone is a Fool: the lesson I will apparently will never learn. This ask sounds rlly salty i realise but for real sjkdfh thanks for consistently being cool

no problemo my dude 👍

[artofheatherhudson]

Unfortunato the Easily Distracted (detail) #pencil #pencildrawing #sketching #drawing #fae #fairy #faerie #sketches #sketchart #sketchbook #sketchbookdrawing #junefae #junefay #junefaye #junefairy #character #fantasy #gardenfairy #studiowondercabinet #heatherhudson #art #artist #artwork #workinprogress #wip #magic ##cutemonster #fantasyinsect #fantasycharacter #fantasycreature #othersideofthewood

[venticarus]

I have a new saying. Instead of, "that sucks man" say, "That's unfortunato my gelato". There's so many pros to saying this.

1: It's non-binary

2: It rhymes

3: It's more original

4: Gentle yet understanding without making a joke out of a bad situation

[mentosmorii]

It's the end of quarter one for me and I apologise in advance for the typos that I've already made and the ones yet to come because we're basically on a stream of consciousness train right now unfortunato