#the System

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[drivebypainter]

The system is rather mean to Shang Qinghua!

A doodle for @artsarasp ‘s very fun system possession au!

[rhiangalaxy]

What if the System was more humanoid?? (ft. some bonus warm-ups)

[ID: A Scum Villain drawing. A humanoid System, dressed in pale blue robes with a teal and blue weimao. The front of which depicts a kaomoji face instead of a human face. The kaomoji is happily raising its arms in the air. Their entire body gives off a blue glow. The System says "Welcome User!!! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o" In the bottom right corner a box containing a chibi version of SQQ in sleeping robes, dishelved hair and a very confused expression goes "???". The box is captioned: SY who just woke up as SQQ. End ID]

[ID: Scum villain doodles. All characters draw in chibi form. Top left depicts the system clapping its hands together, its robes having very long sleeves that cover its hands and saying "Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!" The image to its right depicts The System bonking SQQ's head, who scrunches up, and saying "OOC!!!" The last doodle depicts the system with a happy expression, slightly leaning over SQQ and saying "Hey User, remember how you threw your disiciple into the Abyss?" to which SQQ with a tired expression simply responds "Fuck off." End ID]

[linecrosser]

Febwhump 2024 - Day 7 - Suffering in Silence

Not able to share whats going on in your head, because you would suffer dire consequences if you ever spoke about it.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: System System on the wall, aren’t I the greatest author of them all?

The System: Nuh-uh.

Shang Qinghuq: The fuck you mean “nuh-uh”?

[naehja]

ok ok imagine (prompt svsss, free for adoption)

The ending is here. The wedding BingQiu is about to happen.

Except the system decides to be a bitch.

[User! Congratulation. Congratulation. Congratulation.]

"What?"

[You reach the more or less happy ending. \(^o^)/)

"more or less?"

[It could have been better User :/]

"so why do you want"

[You have succeeded to the quest. You did what you need to did]

"And?"

[You can return home now =)]

"WHAT?"

[I lied when i said you were dead in your world, to force you stay. Sorry User ^^" In fact only three hours have passed in your world, you have just passed out.]

"What do you mean?"

[You can return home. Horray \^o^/]

"But what will happen here?"

[The body will be given back to his rightful owner! =)]

"Wait…This scum will have everything i won?"

[So rude user >_< you have seen his past]

"but he doesn't love Binghe"

[The world doesn't turn around the protagonist.]

"he doesn't love Binghe"

[That's not my problem user!!]

"But i made a life here! I want to stay!"

[That body has never been your, User.]

"He killed Liu Qingge in the original"

[Nope :P He didn't]

"But the wedding. I want to stay here. Please."

[So user is happy to take the life of someone else?]

"And what about Airplane?"

[Author was here since the birth of his body, it has always been his body!]

"I refuse!!"

[Not my problem User! è_é]

"I don't want!"

[Fine user, then you'll not remember!]

And Shen Yuan wakes up in his old room, after have apparently passed out because he had eat bad food.

Meanwhile.

Shen Jiu wakes up. His memories are fuzzy. He panicks when he sees someone in his bed. REALLY panicks.

"Shizun?"

IT'S ONE OF HIS STUDENTS oOo?

LUO BINGHE (EWWW)?

Wait…Luo Binghe wasn't 14?

Everyone panicks because he has years of memories who vanished? He has some flashs but doesn't say it.

Binghe thinks that he wedding should still happen. "he will have his memories back at a point!"

Cang Qiong is like "NO? He doesn't remember being in love with you!"

Binghe tries to win over Shen Qingqiu again, brings back medicals things against amnesia, but the poor guy is kinda traumatized, doesn't feel safe in his home, feels dirty because he feels his body has been used against his will to do some...things…he runs to Liu Qingge and asks him "WTF is happening Shidi?"

Strangely he remembers saving Lu Qingge.

And thinks that Qingge = safety

Liu Qingge is really annoyed to see Shen Jiu being harceled like that.

Everyone remember that Shen Qingqiu seemed have changed after this QI deviation years ago, seemed to lose memories, and now he seems have those memories back but not the ones from the time where he was different?

so what if it was really a possession? But he could use his sword!

Binghe doesn't take it well. And all his attempts are not well receveid by Shen Jiu. Who doesn't feel safe with him.

At a point, a mysterious aterfact from demon world reveals that Shen Jiu's soul was "asleep" for all those years since this famous QI deviation. So that "something" take over for all this time. Something who knows things and used it to pretend being him.

Liu Qingge: I KNEW IT (wait it means that Shen QingQiu would have really saved me if it had been him?)

Yue Qingyuan: I'm sorry Luo Binghe but then…the wedding can't happen.

Binghe doesn't take it well. And tries a lot of thing. but Cang Qiong is now very protective of Shen Jiu. And whatever Binghe does, Shen Jiu stays the same. And becomes close of Liu Qingge.

Shang Qinghua:what the fuck system?

[Don't worry author, you'll stay in this world =)]

"it's not what i mean"

[Everyone deserves a happy ending]

"it's Binghe who will have not one now"

[we'll not always have what we want!]

Later

Shang Qinghua: my king, don't you think that Binghe became unstable?

Mobei-Jun: *sarcastic* ho REALLY? it's a fucking nightmare!

Shang Qinghua: Do you know about this plant who, when made into a certain potion, can turn someone into a baby while erasing all his memories? So they can start over a new life?

Mobei-Jun:

Mobei-Jun: interesting.

Few weeks later, Cang Qiong receives the new that Luo Binghe has been turned into a baby during a experiment.

Cang Qiong: WTF?

Shen Jiu: I fucking warn you, i'm not taking him as disciple AGAIN!

Liu Qingge: Yeah he stays away of our sect! (and of Shen Qingqiu)

Shang Qinghua: that was…weird!

[Author! Congratulation. Congratulation. Congratulation. Now that's a happy ending. Binghe can have a better childhood]

Shang Qinghua:

[That's your son, take your responsabilities!]

Shang Qinghua: Keeping him away of my scum son i guess :/ I can find him good parents. Mobei-jun can take care of him i guess. And what about Cumcumber bro?

[back in his world ^^]

"…Yes i knows that but..."

[herbofthyme]

break it

[starchbean]

The Scum Villain's Self-Replicating System

Be More Chill AU of SVSSS

Instead of being a neutral entity whose purpose is to facilitate SQQ improving the narrative, the SYSTEM in this AU doesn't believe that Peerless Cucumber has the means to totally fix the shitty writing of this universe on his own.

The SYSTEM has made it its goal to make every character in PIDW-world accept a system of their own so that it can control their lives and make the world perfect.

It tries to set up SQQ as an example of what the system can do for a person--turning them from a sad, scared bully of a man into a beloved teacher who is powerful, ethereal, and catches the gaze of countless suitors.

In the characters' moments of weakness (which are often engineered by what the system tells SQQ to do) the SYSTEM will prompt SQQ to offer his special secret up to the other characters in the story as a solution to fix their sad lives. SQQ doesn't want to do it, but the system can terminate his life at any time, so he doesn't think he really has a choice.

The thing is...

In the process of turning SQQ into an ideal man that *anyone* would desire to be, and to be close to... the SYSTEM is not immune to its own propaganda. It starts falling for SQQ--the one other entity that shares its objective to fix the world. Of course, things would be better if they fixed the world together, wouldn't it? [:<

As the SYSTEM threatens to take over even the Protagonist, there's only one person who can stop it. A certain hack author who has until this tipping point tried to stay on the sidelines and out of trouble. Shang Qinghua realizes that unless he acts, his world is going to fall apart. He's gonna need a certain Northern King's help with this.

((I'd write this, but as you may know--backlog. If you write it I will kiss you on the lips))

[mrbopst]

[the-cringe-reaper]

The system as a tumblr sexyman commissioned by @nibbelraz for bingyuan servers' commissions for gaza event

Some closeups below the cut

[fuzzyghost]

[rhiangalaxy]

Someone end this mans' suffering fr

[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. The left side depicts the Humanoid!System taking the form of Mobei Jun with his hands folded behind his back looking down at Shang Qinghua and saying "Will USER listen better with this form? (* ￣︿￣)" SQH has his hands raised up to cup his face with a nervous and flustered expression looking down and replying "This is Objectively Worse." To the right is a mini comic made in a chibi style. The top half has a head disicple! SQH, with a closed eyes tired expression carrying a bunch of scrolls and saying "SYSTEM, Do I have to become the An Ding Peak Lord?" The bottom half depicts the Humanoid!System, in teal/pale blue robes and a teal weimao with a kaomoji face, holding its hands together and replying "Yes <3" To which a teary faced SQH whines "Okay..." End ID]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[quote-bomber]

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”

Frank Zappa

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu: Everyday I wake up and get 1% more acquainted with the with the fourth wall.

Shen Qingqiu, about to hit the System with a sledge hammer: And today’s the day I break it.