#the Squad™

[mobblespsycho100]

Dungeon Meshi Modern café / coffee shop au but make it Ran By MaiChilShi‼️🏡☕💐🎷⚜️ :

THEY WOULD HAVE A GARDEN CAFÉ !!! It would have overgrown vibes ... very pretty outdoors area with recycled stained glass art in the front :3

French / Paris Vibes . ala this song

family owned !!! so , Senshi is the Head Chef or Drinksmith / Mixologist guy, Maizuru is the Head Waitress / Manager Lady / Interior designer, Chilchuck is tha cashier / front-desk man and also the one who handles the finances. Anddd Chilchuck's daughters part-time as baristas, Laios and Izutsumi also come over to help with like events organising ( they have lil jazz performance nights me thinks !! ) and like making the drinks / serving and stuff too ...

Shiro, Hien, Beni, and Tade would definitely come over and help out too :3 !! I think they like coming up with new menus and special promo deals ... like a valentines pastry menu ??? aaaaa <3

Marcille and Kabru are THE BIGGEST ADVERTISERS of this Café !!! Social Media Posting And Snapping Pics Every Chance They Get ... the café 's socialmedia handle owners actually ... they just loveee it

Falin would sing or play the piano !!! during tha jazz performance nights :3

more to come soon ... i dont even know what the cafe is called yet HELP

[amgroscoe]

weep 🥲

[tabieeee]

what do u do if your new teammates are charming af technically a prequel to this? song: All The Right Moves - OneRepublic

[adhdtsukasa]

since (iirc) ichika canonically owns a miku voicebank (and if she actually doesn't, then she now owns because i Said So) i think it'd be cute if the rest of unit leaders owned a voicebank of their respective vocaloid as well

minori having a rin voicebank and using it to reproduce audio whenever the show recording she wanted to train her choreography with got struck with copyright. maybe kohane having a meiko voicebank and akito having a len voicebank (or the other way around) so there would be one for both vivids and bad dogs, since vbs have two main vocaloids either way. tsukasa having a kaito voicebank and trying to make his own songs on piano in middle school (but in the end deciding that being a vocap is not for him). and since ichika already has miku, kanade having a luka voicebank her parents bought her after hearing her first songs. this sorta stuff

[dipplinduo]

Fun fact about me: April 18th is my birthday! :)

And part of what I wanted to do to celebrate this year was to give back. Introducing * ~ a dipplinshipping birthday oneshot ~ * :

Rating: T

Summary:

Today was Kieran's birthday, but it was the last thing that mattered to him. In fact, he vowed it would never matter to him again. Instead, he would focus on things that would keep him strong: his battling, his strategizing, and his crown as the Blueberry Champion. His sister and the Elite Four won't stop asking him random questions, though, and if anyone brings up Juliana any more than they already have since she arrived as an exchange student, he's seriously going to lose it. But...why can't he stop thinking about her? And why is everyone acting so suspicious?!

A bittersweet birthday celebration fic for anyone who's had complicated feelings about their birthday. <3

Take this as a thank you to all of those who have followed my work and/or my Tumblr blog. I wouldn't have imagined having the support of this wonderful community on my last birthday, and I can't even begin to describe how encouraged and inspired I have felt to write since finding you guys. I have never written this much for this long, consistently, and your constant feedback and comments seriously brighten my day more than Juliana brightens up Kieran, LOL. Hope you enjoy this! <333

(And yeah, this fic is the "event based idea" that this poll was about. I thought it was so funny that some of you thought it was gonna be some devastating angst LMAOOOO. That's for after TTPD releases, tysm for the bday gift Taylor.)

[fairyroses]

When did you get to be so wise?

— SMALLVILLE, “Obscura” (1.20)

[ryuki-draws]

AU of an AU... lord almighty. (I'm playing with dolls again).

N°3 got shorts under a frilly coat because I'm a mother who doesn't want her daughter to run around indecent, meanwhile Erik is out there pulling TFP Silas :'D

[heckthis-heckallofthis]

CAWF Tumblr simulator

🦠 Neutro-2145 Follow

B Cell hasn't worked in a while, the bacteria tastes bland…

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❤️ IM1235 Follow

The neutrophils are so cool when they're saving the body! I should get them a gift to show my gratitude!

❤️ IM1235

Ok I just saw them rip out the insides of an infected cell, I don't think I can sleep tonight.

#oh my god #do they do that all the time???

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🧸 Dendri217 Follow

I don't think sewing lactic acid bacteria nearly everyday is good for my mental health, but it sure is fun! I need to go outside more I think

#lactic acid bacteria #my beloved #maybe I have too many of them #but you can never have too many lactic acid bacteria

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🎆 RegT59 Follow

As much as I love Helper T as a friend I wish he'd stop buying random things with our budget. He didn't even solve the Rubik's cube he bought last time, now he's buying those metal wire puzzles.

🎆 RegT59

He offered to get me something and I bought a conch shell just because it looked interesting. His bad habits are rubbing off on me.

#sigh #i should just stick to solitaire #our office is getting so cluttered

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⚪ Neutro-3033 Follow

The amount of people that don't know not all neutrophils enjoy eating bacteria or infected cells is wild. Have you tried to eat some?? It's terrible. Some of us only eat it because it's part of the job.

#i swear #its so annoying #at least the RBCS bring us stuff other than bacteria #i really wouldn't mind something less sweet

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✖️ Cross-TCell reblogged

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

How do I tell my subordinates that I don't actually hate them and that I'm just strict and they need to stop being so sloppy? Believe me guys I like having you around please invite me to something I'm begging you

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

That was a moment of weakness ignore that (please invite me please please please ple

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

WHICH ONE OF YOU REBLOGGED THIS?? NOW ALL MY SUBORDINATES ARE CONSTANTLY BRINGING ME WITH THEM FOR LUNCH????

#its okay squad leader #we honestly just thought you'd be too busy to bother with us #so glad you actually do like us #the boys love you too

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🍸 Microfold108 Follow

What even is the point of living? If not just for the sake of a higher being we don't even know? Are they good? Are they bad? Maybe they're the nicest person in the world, maybe they're a serial killer who has murdered countless of their kind. Do they know we work only for them? Do they know how many of us love them?

🍸 Microfold108

Nevermind Dendritic cell came over with a lot of friends and he said they all enjoyed me so maybe there is more to life than that.

#i need to find an actual interest #maybe then I'll stop being so negative about everything

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🟩 HelperT31 Follow

Apparently you can just buy a house??? On Sellular?? I'm going to prank Reg T with this. It's going to be so funny, imagine I pull out a whole house right in front of the office, she'd go insane.

#nobody reblog this I can't let reg t see this #itll ruin the surprise

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🗡️ NatKiller095 Follow

Non-immune cells are literally so scary, how do you socialize everyday without getting tired or stressed out??? What do you MEAN you think us murdering cells is scarier?? At least I don't have to go around the ENTIRE body just to hand over a box of gases to someone I barely know!

✨ Eosin-9024 Follow

I agree!! How else would you relieve stress if you can't straight up explode? I would rather die than have to deal with that everyday, I'm so glad parasitic infections are rarer than bacterial and viral infections.

#non immune cells #im sorry for exploding your houses all the time but you guys genuinely terrify me

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🪩 B265 Follow

I love working on the skin! So many beautiful women up here! Way better than working for that insane idiot boss in the alimentary tract

#talking about helper T cell #he sucks so bad #wont let me live my life for just 5 minutes #i do really miss reg t tho #she was way better than helper T

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🪄 Mast92 Follow

The reason why Cellor-sun was so adamant about saving her friends despite risking her life to do so was because if she didn't she risked the Natchlor absorbing her powers and in turn causing the destruction of the whole vessel. Yes she loves her friends but she needed to take the risk, it was a big part of the plot, how do people not see that the first time they watched??

Also I hate how they forcefully gave Cellor-sun a love interest. Soma was an interesting character as Cellor-sun's new companion but they didn't have to force the love interest trope on him. I feel like the trope was so one dimensional, like two different people wrote him. The Cellor-sun I know would never instantly fall in love with someone like that! Their arc was literally 20 minutes long!!! She has high standards and yet just happened to meet someone who has all those exact standards??? Where do you find a cell that happens to be into all your interests, mesh well with your friends, and don't mind that you are a magical girl constantly risking your life for the sake of the vessel?? Soma would've been fine if he was just a friend of Cellor, he could've been her love interest, just stretch it out realistically. He has interesting powers that interact well with the rest of the cast, I really just wish his arc with Cellor would've been written better. Whoever wrote that needs to post a public apology right now.

#cellor-sun against the univessel #cellor-sun #soma-san catu #i could've written it better for real #catu

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[theaceofarrows]

[For context this is a bingo card that ghost Caleb and the Golden Ghost squad used to entertain themselves over the years while haunting Philip]

It's finally here folks! Special thanks to @hauntedpersonchild @bookewyrme @extremelynerdycat for suggestions!

[yjk-imagines]

Jacen Solo: why me!? That bounty hunter's the size of a wardrobe!

Zekk: But you're a Skywalker, Jacen. One of you managed to control the galaxy for a couple of decades so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeves.

[puppy-darling]

I remade! My old blog got nuked :(

Call me Darling! It's my name!

Vers/side switch! Mommy Dom, puppy sub, rigger, rope bunny, and more! 💕

Currently have one full time submissive, as well as a handler (@frenchbeariccade) + pretty puppyboy (@crumble-buppy) (I'm his guard dog!!! Woof!!!)

Any pronouns except it, born 1998 and too lazy to keep updating the age every year. I have a dick if that's relevant to you but I'm here to be horny not to get into gender politics

Main kinks I have experience with IRL (* for as a dominant, ° for as a submissive)

*°Bondage (shibari (fave!!!) + leather)

°*Group sex

°*Puppy/pet play

°*Impact (*°floggers, °paddles, °whip, *°cane)

*°Feminization (both feminizing and being feminized, ask me about my opinions abt feminization kink w/o sexism/transmisogyny)

*Mommy dommy but without the ageplay aspect? (No shade to ageplay ofc ageplayers are my friends and comrades) Like. Your friend's hot mom

°Hypno

°*Intox

°mummification!!!

Kink wishlist for IRL:

°CNC 💕💕💕

°*Latex (plsssss I wanna try one of those vacuum beds so bad plsssssss)

°*Knives/gunplay

°More impact (I wanna get. Beat up with fists.)

°MORE hypno

°*Hierophilia stuff

Fantasy/Fictional/RP kinks:

Tentacles/monsters

Oviposition

Kidnapping

Snuff/gore

Robots/robot gore

Mindbreak (but in a specific way...like losing hope and giving up more than turning dick-hungry)

Weird freak safe space I mean it 🔫🔫🔫 I love u weird freaks I am kissing you with tongue. If you're wondering if I'm including [insert problematique whatever here] I am.

Send a DM if u wanna see pics of me, if ur niceys and/or trans maybe even for free. I don't post pics on my Tumblr anymore bc I'm afraid of getting nuked.

I also like ERP but I'm a little pretentious about it but also being too pretentious about it is also a turnoff. Ask me abt my OCs I love to send thru the proverbial meat grinder or tell me about your own.

I love DMs and asks, if ur being weird I'll give u a warning before blocking. Don't come into my DMs In Scene or whatever it's a huge turn off esp if ur submissive. U gotta earn calling me mommy/mistress/etc.

Ok that's all byeee

Edit: I'm a lil inconsistent w tagging for kinks but if I remember:

#s'nuff - snuff or heavy gore

#c'est la vie - incest (p rare, and mostly parent/kid stuff, but no age regression and probs no sibcest)

#cnc - CNC (I need a cute creative one TBH)

[ghetsis]

[musical-chick-13]

"Truly GOOD works don't have thriving fandoms because people aren't interested in fixing them, so what do they have to write fics/make art about."

Idk about you, but I don't write fic for properties I don't genuinely enjoy and think are, on some level, actually good.

[eg515]

umm excuse you?? if Zero isn't gonna punch that little bitch Lucas then I will

[byfulcrums]

I hate it when the Flash (Wally, Barry, and honestly just the speedsters in general) is made... dumb. People completely ignore the magnitude of those fuckers's powers, and since they're so goddamn OP, they make them stupid to nerf them

That's why I love it when I see a realistic scene of them showing their actual speed. The other people's faces are always hilarious and it feels so good to see a version of them that isn't made so dirty

[kennedysharper]

going in the RE tags to look for content is so funny bc like I have a lot of blogs so I go look for stuff in a lot of tags but RE's or more specifically leon's is funny bc like 80% of the content is "x reader" fics which I do find very funny since he doesn't have one predominant pairing but instead many of his ships are popular which is also very funny so fans thrive with oc or self-insert stuff (which is all fine btw before someone misinterprets me) bc boy are people absolutely THIRSTY for that man lol (don't worry I am too but just more quietly lol) and then lots of hcs and meta(y) stuff and some art and a bit of gifs and it's all fine normal fandom behavior it's just the fact that most of them have leon completely ooc lmao I just glance at some stuff and I'm like hummmmmmm yeah that's not leon at all lmao and then you have people talking about his timeline and it's all nice and fine until you see that they're talking about remake and og leon as if they're the same which they're not people come on I lose 10 years of lifespan every time if you want to do meta analysis at least do the basic research???? that remake timeline is a different one???? re4 remake leon does not grow to become re6 leon ffs?????? and so many wrong interpretations of his character is just very sad actually people will be like "this is how I think he'd behave in X situation" and it's the most deranged ooc misinterpretation of his character you have ever seen in your life and like I've said before I know his looks are very distracting but is it really so hard to look a bit more at what's under it??

anyways sorry for the long-no-ponctuation rant this is not aimed at anyone in particular and like my opinion is meaningless you do you it's just that after so many years I get a bit tired of the leon content consisting mostly of oversexualization and ooc stuff (specially after r4make) you feel me? that this popular version of him that people see is not what he is in canon at all... but yeah... back to the trenches we go...