#the Squad™

[amgroscoe]

weep 🥲

[tabieeee]

what do u do if your new teammates are charming af technically a prequel to this? song: All The Right Moves - OneRepublic

[adhdtsukasa]

since (iirc) ichika canonically owns a miku voicebank (and if she actually doesn't, then she now owns because i Said So) i think it'd be cute if the rest of unit leaders owned a voicebank of their respective vocaloid as well

minori having a rin voicebank and using it to reproduce audio whenever the show recording she wanted to train her choreography with got struck with copyright. maybe kohane having a meiko voicebank and akito having a len voicebank (or the other way around) so there would be one for both vivids and bad dogs, since vbs have two main vocaloids either way. tsukasa having a kaito voicebank and trying to make his own songs on piano in middle school (but in the end deciding that being a vocap is not for him). and since ichika already has miku, kanade having a luka voicebank her parents bought her after hearing her first songs. this sorta stuff

[ryuki-draws]

AU of an AU... lord almighty. (I'm playing with dolls again).

N°3 got shorts under a frilly coat because I'm a mother who doesn't want her daughter to run around indecent, meanwhile Erik is out there pulling TFP Silas :'D

[dipplinduo]

Fun fact about me: April 18th is my birthday! :)

And part of what I wanted to do to celebrate this year was to give back. Introducing * ~ a dipplinshipping birthday oneshot ~ * :

Rating: T

Summary:

Today was Kieran's birthday, but it was the last thing that mattered to him. In fact, he vowed it would never matter to him again. Instead, he would focus on things that would keep him strong: his battling, his strategizing, and his crown as the Blueberry Champion. His sister and the Elite Four won't stop asking him random questions, though, and if anyone brings up Juliana any more than they already have since she arrived as an exchange student, he's seriously going to lose it. But...why can't he stop thinking about her? And why is everyone acting so suspicious?!

A bittersweet birthday celebration fic for anyone who's had complicated feelings about their birthday. <3

Take this as a thank you to all of those who have followed my work and/or my Tumblr blog. I wouldn't have imagined having the support of this wonderful community on my last birthday, and I can't even begin to describe how encouraged and inspired I have felt to write since finding you guys. I have never written this much for this long, consistently, and your constant feedback and comments seriously brighten my day more than Juliana brightens up Kieran, LOL. Hope you enjoy this! <333

(And yeah, this fic is the "event based idea" that this poll was about. I thought it was so funny that some of you thought it was gonna be some devastating angst LMAOOOO. That's for after TTPD releases, tysm for the bday gift Taylor.)

[heckthis-heckallofthis]

CAWF Tumblr simulator

🦠 Neutro-2145 Follow

B Cell hasn't worked in a while, the bacteria tastes bland…

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❤️ IM1235 Follow

The neutrophils are so cool when they're saving the body! I should get them a gift to show my gratitude!

❤️ IM1235

Ok I just saw them rip out the insides of an infected cell, I don't think I can sleep tonight.

#oh my god #do they do that all the time???

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🧸 Dendri217 Follow

I don't think sewing lactic acid bacteria nearly everyday is good for my mental health, but it sure is fun! I need to go outside more I think

#lactic acid bacteria #my beloved #maybe I have too many of them #but you can never have too many lactic acid bacteria

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🎆 RegT59 Follow

As much as I love Helper T as a friend I wish he'd stop buying random things with our budget. He didn't even solve the Rubik's cube he bought last time, now he's buying those metal wire puzzles.

🎆 RegT59

He offered to get me something and I bought a conch shell just because it looked interesting. His bad habits are rubbing off on me.

#sigh #i should just stick to solitaire #our office is getting so cluttered

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⚪ Neutro-3033 Follow

The amount of people that don't know not all neutrophils enjoy eating bacteria or infected cells is wild. Have you tried to eat some?? It's terrible. Some of us only eat it because it's part of the job.

#i swear #its so annoying #at least the RBCS bring us stuff other than bacteria #i really wouldn't mind something less sweet

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✖️ Cross-TCell reblogged

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

How do I tell my subordinates that I don't actually hate them and that I'm just strict and they need to stop being so sloppy? Believe me guys I like having you around please invite me to something I'm begging you

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

That was a moment of weakness ignore that (please invite me please please please ple

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

WHICH ONE OF YOU REBLOGGED THIS?? NOW ALL MY SUBORDINATES ARE CONSTANTLY BRINGING ME WITH THEM FOR LUNCH????

#its okay squad leader #we honestly just thought you'd be too busy to bother with us #so glad you actually do like us #the boys love you too

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🍸 Microfold108 Follow

What even is the point of living? If not just for the sake of a higher being we don't even know? Are they good? Are they bad? Maybe they're the nicest person in the world, maybe they're a serial killer who has murdered countless of their kind. Do they know we work only for them? Do they know how many of us love them?

🍸 Microfold108

Nevermind Dendritic cell came over with a lot of friends and he said they all enjoyed me so maybe there is more to life than that.

#i need to find an actual interest #maybe then I'll stop being so negative about everything

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🟩 HelperT31 Follow

Apparently you can just buy a house??? On Sellular?? I'm going to prank Reg T with this. It's going to be so funny, imagine I pull out a whole house right in front of the office, she'd go insane.

#nobody reblog this I can't let reg t see this #itll ruin the surprise

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🗡️ NatKiller095 Follow

Non-immune cells are literally so scary, how do you socialize everyday without getting tired or stressed out??? What do you MEAN you think us murdering cells is scarier?? At least I don't have to go around the ENTIRE body just to hand over a box of gases to someone I barely know!

✨ Eosin-9024 Follow

I agree!! How else would you relieve stress if you can't straight up explode? I would rather die than have to deal with that everyday, I'm so glad parasitic infections are rarer than bacterial and viral infections.

#non immune cells #im sorry for exploding your houses all the time but you guys genuinely terrify me

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🪩 B265 Follow

I love working on the skin! So many beautiful women up here! Way better than working for that insane idiot boss in the alimentary tract

#talking about helper T cell #he sucks so bad #wont let me live my life for just 5 minutes #i do really miss reg t tho #she was way better than helper T

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🪄 Mast92 Follow

The reason why Cellor-sun was so adamant about saving her friends despite risking her life to do so was because if she didn't she risked the Natchlor absorbing her powers and in turn causing the destruction of the whole vessel. Yes she loves her friends but she needed to take the risk, it was a big part of the plot, how do people not see that the first time they watched??

Also I hate how they forcefully gave Cellor-sun a love interest. Soma was an interesting character as Cellor-sun's new companion but they didn't have to force the love interest trope on him. I feel like the trope was so one dimensional, like two different people wrote him. The Cellor-sun I know would never instantly fall in love with someone like that! Their arc was literally 20 minutes long!!! She has high standards and yet just happened to meet someone who has all those exact standards??? Where do you find a cell that happens to be into all your interests, mesh well with your friends, and don't mind that you are a magical girl constantly risking your life for the sake of the vessel?? Soma would've been fine if he was just a friend of Cellor, he could've been her love interest, just stretch it out realistically. He has interesting powers that interact well with the rest of the cast, I really just wish his arc with Cellor would've been written better. Whoever wrote that needs to post a public apology right now.

#cellor-sun against the univessel #cellor-sun #soma-san catu #i could've written it better for real #catu

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[rakubalka]

KHR AU

Tsuna is just just complete child bait. Not the sexual kind of Bait often used to describe Obi wan Kenobi, but like children just can’t stop finding him.

Futa, Lambo and I-Pin have all, without any help or prompting from anyone, wandered into Tsunas path and decided to stay with this complete stranger because it’s Tsuna and he’s friendly.

Tsuna walks outside and has to help three children find their parents.

the “ don’t talk to strangers rule” is followed religiously by any child until the stranger is Tsuna or one of his guardians when he’s nearby.

Definitely happening

And since we're making it a AU we might as well go wild

So why not one of the reasons children find Tsuna that much more trustworthy is because of the seal and it's after effects

Maybe because of the seal his Sky IS ready to give anyone and everyone a home if they want and as a result all children feel safe with him

But

It would also be kinda funny if it also works on some teenagers (like Xanxus) or even older and because the mafia has traumatized them Tsuna gets a protection squad

On the earlier note

Tsuna going out and finding children searching for their parents or just being really really friendly to him and vise verse

Absolutely Yes

He keeps on getting called more and more often Tsuna-nii , Tsuna-nii-chan or Tsuna-nii-san or as a few call him Tsuna-Aniki by anyone even a day younger than him (and some older than him)

And the whole Tsuna-nii ting just becomes Namimori new normal and everyone treats it as such . Some idiots still try to bully Tsuna , however he now has a whole army of children ready to beat up people and if they can't they will snitch on those doing the bullying to anyone and everyone

Needless to say no one with brains is bullying Tsuna

And sure their Tsuna-nii isn't the strongest , most athletic or most handsome but he is the Best and Kindest there is and if anyone is saying otherwise they are calling Hibari-san

And Hibari

Is just being Hibari

I'm gonna be honest this is probably one of the few AUs I can totally see Hibari voluntarily becoming Tsuna's Cloud and with Tsuna not wanting him dead in a ditch for one reason or another

Tsuna however gets a special nickname from Hibari that being "Alpha" , because the alphas in a pack of wolves are 99% of the time just the parents of the rest . So with Tsuna being essentially half of Namimori either parent figure or big brother figure Kyoya just puts him as everyone's caretaker and just treats him as such

In Kyoya's mind they are just the obviously the alphas of Namimori , he keeps the place tidy , calm and child friendly and Tsuna takes care of the little animals , and it works perfectly ✨

As far as everyone else is concerned Hibari found his soulmate and no one is telling them otherwise . Thankfully Tsuna is very capable of calming Hibari down

The Disciplinary Committee , The Whole of Namimori and The Hibari Clan have him on contract with tons and tons of bonuses and benefits like full dental and full reimbursement of any and all items and money needed to make the job done . There are actually even shrines dedicated to him all over Namimori

But with this Namimori normal the moment Reborn gets into the town and doesn't look at Tsuna as either the best thing since sugar or as the coolest person there is , they all knew something fishy was going on

Because no child can resist Tsuna

It makes Reborn job as a mafia tutor 100000000x harder especially when it gets out that this cursed baby look alike wants to take Tsuna away , they are all ready to kill him strongest or not they have the number advantage (and also the support of the Storm Arco if need be , after all it's his daughter (adopted or not) that Tsuna is taking care of)

_____________

Also fun fact while Lemitsu might try to gush of how good of a parent Tsuna is "like his Mama and Papa" he immediately gets beat up , because they have seen Nana Sawada's "parenting" aka neglect and allowing for abuse to continue even if she sees it directly and they haven't seen Lemitsu around Tsuna for practically all his life so he is obviously a deadbeat "dad" . As far as everyone else is concerned Tsuna's parenting skills and talent came like himself from the heavens to balance out Hibari who crawled from hell to the mortal plane

[theaceofarrows]

[For context this is a bingo card that ghost Caleb and the Golden Ghost squad used to entertain themselves over the years while haunting Philip]

It's finally here folks! Special thanks to @hauntedpersonchild @bookewyrme @extremelynerdycat for suggestions!

[yjk-imagines]

Jacen Solo: why me!? That bounty hunter's the size of a wardrobe!

Zekk: But you're a Skywalker, Jacen. One of you managed to control the galaxy for a couple of decades so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeves.

[puppy-darling]

I remade! My old blog got nuked :(

Call me Darling! It's my name!

Vers/side switch! Mommy Dom, puppy sub, rigger, rope bunny, and more! 💕

Currently have one full time submissive, as well as a handler (@frenchbeariccade) + pretty puppyboy (@crumble-buppy) (I'm his guard dog!!! Woof!!!)

Any pronouns except it, born 1998 and too lazy to keep updating the age every year. I have a dick if that's relevant to you but I'm here to be horny not to get into gender politics

Main kinks I have experience with IRL (* for as a dominant, ° for as a submissive)

*°Bondage (shibari (fave!!!) + leather)

°*Group sex

°*Puppy/pet play

°*Impact (*°floggers, °paddles, °whip, *°cane)

*°Feminization (both feminizing and being feminized, ask me about my opinions abt feminization kink w/o sexism/transmisogyny)

*Mommy dommy but without the ageplay aspect? (No shade to ageplay ofc ageplayers are my friends and comrades) Like. Your friend's hot mom

°Hypno

°*Intox

°mummification!!!

Kink wishlist for IRL:

°CNC 💕💕💕

°*Latex (plsssss I wanna try one of those vacuum beds so bad plsssssss)

°*Knives/gunplay

°More impact (I wanna get. Beat up with fists.)

°MORE hypno

°*Hierophilia stuff

Fantasy/Fictional/RP kinks:

Tentacles/monsters

Oviposition

Kidnapping

Snuff/gore

Robots/robot gore

Mindbreak (but in a specific way...like losing hope and giving up more than turning dick-hungry)

Weird freak safe space I mean it 🔫🔫🔫 I love u weird freaks I am kissing you with tongue. If you're wondering if I'm including [insert problematique whatever here] I am.

Send a DM if u wanna see pics of me, if ur niceys and/or trans maybe even for free. I don't post pics on my Tumblr anymore bc I'm afraid of getting nuked.

I also like ERP but I'm a little pretentious about it but also being too pretentious about it is also a turnoff. Ask me abt my OCs I love to send thru the proverbial meat grinder or tell me about your own.

I love DMs and asks, if ur being weird I'll give u a warning before blocking. Don't come into my DMs In Scene or whatever it's a huge turn off esp if ur submissive. U gotta earn calling me mommy/mistress/etc.

Ok that's all byeee

Edit: I'm a lil inconsistent w tagging for kinks but if I remember:

#s'nuff - snuff or heavy gore

#c'est la vie - incest (p rare, and mostly parent/kid stuff, but no age regression and probs no sibcest)

#cnc - CNC (I need a cute creative one TBH)

[musical-chick-13]

"Truly GOOD works don't have thriving fandoms because people aren't interested in fixing them, so what do they have to write fics/make art about."

Idk about you, but I don't write fic for properties I don't genuinely enjoy and think are, on some level, actually good.

[byfulcrums]

I hate it when the Flash (Wally, Barry, and honestly just the speedsters in general) is made... dumb. People completely ignore the magnitude of those fuckers's powers, and since they're so goddamn OP, they make them stupid to nerf them

That's why I love it when I see a realistic scene of them showing their actual speed. The other people's faces are always hilarious and it feels so good to see a version of them that isn't made so dirty

[kennedysharper]

going in the RE tags to look for content is so funny bc like I have a lot of blogs so I go look for stuff in a lot of tags but RE's or more specifically leon's is funny bc like 80% of the content is "x reader" fics which I do find very funny since he doesn't have one predominant pairing but instead many of his ships are popular which is also very funny so fans thrive with oc or self-insert stuff (which is all fine btw before someone misinterprets me) bc boy are people absolutely THIRSTY for that man lol (don't worry I am too but just more quietly lol) and then lots of hcs and meta(y) stuff and some art and a bit of gifs and it's all fine normal fandom behavior it's just the fact that most of them have leon completely ooc lmao I just glance at some stuff and I'm like hummmmmmm yeah that's not leon at all lmao and then you have people talking about his timeline and it's all nice and fine until you see that they're talking about remake and og leon as if they're the same which they're not people come on I lose 10 years of lifespan every time if you want to do meta analysis at least do the basic research???? that remake timeline is a different one???? re4 remake leon does not grow to become re6 leon ffs?????? and so many wrong interpretations of his character is just very sad actually people will be like "this is how I think he'd behave in X situation" and it's the most deranged ooc misinterpretation of his character you have ever seen in your life and like I've said before I know his looks are very distracting but is it really so hard to look a bit more at what's under it??

anyways sorry for the long-no-ponctuation rant this is not aimed at anyone in particular and like my opinion is meaningless you do you it's just that after so many years I get a bit tired of the leon content consisting mostly of oversexualization and ooc stuff (specially after r4make) you feel me? that this popular version of him that people see is not what he is in canon at all... but yeah... back to the trenches we go...

[lexyscross]

Literally NONE of the Ghostface killers are “boring,” they are inherently NOT BORING! 🤨

[mythvoiced]

WHAT'S YOUR ROLE IN THE TRAGIC PLAY?

misunderstood villain

prepare for an onslaught of both the most dehumanizing and hateful takes, and flood of thirst comments. you are chronically misunderstood. whether or not you're actually evil is debatable. you may be acting out for revenge, to defend someone you love, or even just to protect yourself. you're a pretty jaded person. you don't trust or even really like most people. maybe you did at one point. but that part of you is gone, and you don't go a single day without grieving it. you think a lot about what your life could have been. you're stuck in the past. you're angry and maybe you don't even want to be, but this is the only way you can see to survive. you're open, but less in a trusting way and more like a wound. you don't like to let people see you, but the hurt spills out of you before you can stop it. you're impulsive, even as you try hard to plan and prepare. maybe someday your side of the story will finally be heard. until then, you can convince yourself that being hated is safer anyway.

tagged by: @ofgentleresolve & @uroborosymphony (first of all I LUB U, second, should they start a band now) tagging: @zodiachild @voxvulgi (Jude ;;) @tewwor (yknow what Chinmae, gib me-) @wellfell @theimpalpable (♥ Nae-gil ♥) @intergalacticxmisfits (Cas ;;) @astremourante (!!!!!!) @seekesotsibteadmist @dichotcmy (BOTH) & YOU

[erthlyheavn]

You can also bet that the sin's secretaries have a group chat.