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And I forgot about the DRUMS!!! I think this is an album they may have been working on for years. I think they are going for a magnum opus
yea so i read this went you sent it at 6am cause ive been out of work sick for a few days now and my sleep is allll messed up. and i tinhatted EXTREMELY close to the sun on this one. but i kind of think im cooking. so let me explain.
also ill just say i think because we know somethings coming but we dont know what BUT we know there are threads throughout somehow connecting things from years prior like. all tinhatting is plausible until proven otherwise. if we want to draw a connection between two things we CAN. and i think thats why im so on board with mcr5 now when i havent been since 2019. bc ive done this before. i was in the trenches for the danger days rollout/promo and the transmissions on the website and everything and THAT was one of the most exciting times of my life and THIS reminds me of that. im glad people never gave up on mcr5 but they never gave me ENOUGH before now to really run with. and now they have and its a free for all. THIS is what being an mcr fan is about. tbh. this is what this fandom has been missing for AGES. when they dont give us teasers and lore and crpytic messages we devolve into like theorizing and arguing with each other about who they are as people. but this is the basis of mcr community to me....getting together with your pals inside your phone and inside your laptop (who now have grown ito irl friends for so many of us) and dissecting every shred of info they give us. thank god for my chemical romance.
ANYWAY sorry that. went down a path i didnt intend when i started. so yes um so what you said about them going for a magnum opus. let me tell you a little story. when i was in my first year of being a my chem fan, i was 13, i became QUICKLY obsessed, first with the black parade and then after i spent i think 2 months straight listening to nothing but the black parade on repeat all day every day (literally) i ventured into their other stuff and got like really sucked in to everything else, reading articles and interviews and watching every video of them youtube had to offer and talking about them 24/7 on the forums instead of doing homework, i would sneak the family laptop into my room at night so i could keep reading about them and talking about them instead of having to go to sleep it was THE most exhilarating and exciting time of my life. anyway. i remember (16 years later) reading a specific review of the black parade that said something like "my chemical romance will never top this album and they know it" and i STILL REMEMBER sitting on the couch and crying over it. because i had never listened to music that had made such an impact on me as the black parade IN MY LIFE. nothing had ever made me feel that way and that strongly as listening to that album. you know how we all always say we wish we could listen to my chem for the first time again just to have that feeling again. that was me. i had never experienced an album of their when it came out and i felt like the author of the article was telling me that i would basically never acheive that high again. it was devastating. i promise this is relevant. bc regardless of your PERSONAL FAVORITE my chem album, it is generally agreed upon that the black parade is their magnum opus. it just is. both in scale and musically and its impact on pop culture and its the best known to a general audience.
so you say they're going for a magnum opus. when the black parade is DEAD. they killed it. (in the new lore they were sent to the MOAT which i assume is some kind of exile and stripping of their status as the national band)
and so i started thinking about "in the face of extermination say FUCK YOU" and i think this applies here two-fold actually. MAYBE 3-fold. on one hand, in-universe. extermination being the concrete age, the dictator holding the people down and exterminating their livelihood. but also the extermination of the black parade! and then - irl - we have the extermination of mcr's chances of doing something huge again like this. music publications resigning them as soon as the album came out to never achieving something as epic and grand as that again.
and the FUCK YOU being, the opposition of the dictator from the people, the black parade being reinstated but? maybe they have plans to overthrow the dictator? IRL mcr saying fuck you, we can actually use the concept that you said was the best we would ever do, completely turn it on its head, and make something even more grandiose and epic and MAGNUM OPUS.
and also hail just reminded me obv of the UNKILLABLES drumhead in sydney. which both relates to franks personal experience there but also like. with this concept of in the face of extermination say fuck you. along with his end of tour post being a cockroach, notoriously unkillable! notoriously a target for extermination!!!!
god theres so many layers to this but i needed to get it off my chest do you still like me
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UraShun Week 2024
here is the list of UraShun week 2024 (I forgot to put the 20 on the picture, good start :D !)
I don't really know how to put the rules up, but no judgement, have fun, main pairing is UraShun, you can use any rating, you can go wholesome or dark, fanarts, fanfics, whatever fan thing you wanna do .
I will put on a collection on ao3 where you can put the fanfics, don't forget to use the tag #UraShunWeek2024, same here so I can reblog it :)
Thank you, I see you all on the 15th of April !
#UraShun Week 2024#15-21 April#the 24 is not bc it's the 24 times this came up#I forgot to put up the 20 before 24 don't be confused ! ;-;
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Wow, rewatching Dream's parkour after getting to know much more about parkour (from watching everyone grind it for MCC) really put it into perspective for me how much Dream is in a class of his own when it comes to minecraft. None of the other top-tier players even come close to replicating his easy wild abandon of movement or the way he does insane jumps and neos without line-up or preparation, leagues ahead of the competition, carried by some sort of transcendent minecraft intuition that comes from being just so in love with the game
#it's like watching the footage of Secretariat running the Belmont Stakes in 1973—#*gets shot*#dreamwastaken#mcc dream my beloved husband that died in the war... come back to me#(this just came to me as I was watching fein say he watched dream's 4:03 run#and was like... how does he even do some of those jumps like that)#even fruit and SWL take time to line up jumps that dream just blazes through with confident abandon#like I didn't even know the salmon ladders were hard until I saw fein try them bc I was so used to dream making them look easy#oh dream you're so good :'(#dream loveposting hours 24/7
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A table over Robespierre’s activity at the Convention, Jacobin club and Committee of Public Safety from his election to this last body up until his death, as given by volume 10 of Oeuvres complètes de Robespierre, volume 5-15 of Recueil des actes du comité de salut public, Correspondance de Maximilien et Augustin Robespierre (1910) and Rapport au nom de la Commission des vingt-un, crée par décret du 7 nivôse, an III, pour l’examen de la conduite des Représentans du Peuple Billaud-Varennes, Collot d’Herbois et Barère, membres de l’ancien Comité de Salut Public, et Vadier, membre de l’ancien comité de Sûreté générale (1795):
Red - amount of interventions made at the National Convention. Green - amount of interventions made at the Jacobin club. Blue - amount of decrees signed at the Committee of Public Safety. — - Robespierre is recorded to have been present at the CPS, but without signing any documents there.
Out of the 83 interventions made by Robespierre at the Convention during this period, seven were bigger reports/speeches written by him (November 17, December 5, December 25 1793, February 5, May 7, June 8, July 26 1794). As can be seen, these speeches are often preceded by a rather long period of silence.
Out of the 607 CPS decrees signed by Robespierre, 83 were also drafted by him, while 40 have his signature only on them.* The subject which these decrees appear to occupy themselves the most with is arrests (20 drafted himself [1], 19 signed alone [2]) and liberations (11 drafted himself [3]). Another 19 of the decrees Robespierre had drafted himself were letters to different representatives on mission. [4]
*I’ve here reached a different conclusion than Peter McPhee, who on page 193 of his Robespierre: a revolutionary life (2010) writes: ”Of the 542 decrees of the Committee of Public Safety signed by Robespierre, 124 were written in his own hand, and these along with the 47 others that he signed first were largely to do with policing and arrests.”
[1] On August 22, August 28, September 7, September 27, October 4, October 12, October 22, November 2, November 4, November 27, December 15, December 29, December 31, March 17 (two arrests), March 18, March 29 (two arrests), April 14, May 22.
[2] On September 9, June 19 (seven arrests), June 24 (two arrests), June 25 (four arrests), June 29 (three arrests), June 30 (two arrests)
[3] On October 29, November 4, November 22, December 16, January 18, February 7, March 18, March 25, April 14, April 15, May 7.
[4] On October 12, October 13 (four letters), October 27, October 28, November 2, November 3, November 4 (two letters), undated November, December 10, December 31, January 8 (three letters), May 14, May 25.
#robespierre#maximilien robespierre#frev#yes this is what i spend my time on after finally finishing my job for the summer…#tbf when i came up with the idea it was that time of the year when you can’t go outside bc it’s cold and dark 24/7#and we did talk about counting cps signatures way back when as well#also i wanted to investigate the claim that max was actually sick and unavailable for big chunks of ”the terror” that you sometimes see#honestly after this i don’t think it’s very well founded…#there’s that one big absence in february-march but not much else
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hi.
#i know most of you didn’t even realize i was gone#but man…#my mental health was like in a state of 📉📉📉 in the past 30 days like we love being mentally ill and fucking insane <3#it was mostly bc i panicked and started obsessing over possible water damage in my flat kind of out of nowhere#like it started when my landlord came to check my bathroom bc my downstairs neighbours had water stains on their ceiling back in july#which had been caused by their shower curtain apparently but i was already spiraling when my landlord told me so i was sure it was my fault#i was assuming it was bc of me bc i had sometimes been spilling some of my bathwater and i was like WHAT IF IT HAS GONE THROUGH THE FLOOR?#and it didn't help that it has been hot af and very humid in my apartment LIKE WELL OVER 25 DEGREES AND 60% HUMIDITY#anyways i couldn’t shake this not matter what i tried and my fucking insane brain made me think i was going to get arrested for like#flooding the whole building or for causing some sort of mold infestation#i had SO MANY panic attacks; i wasn't able to sleep; i wasn't able to eat; i was on edge and panicky basically 24/7 so fun fun fun :D#and i kept waking up in the middle of the night and HAD to go check my walls or the space below my kitchen#it was compulsory like i couldn't not get up and go check and tbh i would've thrown out all of my furniture if i could've to check for mold#(and shhhh i know how fucking insane this sounds but having a mentally ill brain that's anxious all the time does suck ass sometimes 🥲)#(the worst thing about it tho was that i was SO AWARE of how insane about this i was being and yet i couldn't stop losing my mind over it)#(also i was so ready to move tf outta here bc i couldn't handle being triggered 24/7 which is why my mom let me stay with her last week )#i was so out of it that i couldn't even let myself do the things i usually enjoy... like at all#like watching my shows or spending any ungodly amount of time on tumblr... or replying to messages i got from people who i love#ig this goes to show HOW bad this actually was for me mentally bc usually tumblr and my shows are like my safe place#anyways we finally had a leak detection dude come over today and we had him check the water levels in my walls#and he said everything is fine and he specifically told me i should stop worrying about any water damage BC THERE IS NO WATER DAMAGE#he also said that the weather has just been insanely humid this year so it's not surprising that the humidity levels are higher than usual#i’m still a bit scared about some possible mold but ig this is good enough for now#i am aware how ridiculous this must sound for anyone who's reading this now but couldn't let it go not even with meds so let me live pls :(#TLDR I WAS GOING THROUGH IT BUT I AM BACK I THINK AND I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TO START BOTHERING YOU WITH MY GIFS AGAIN <3#AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY OF THE HEART KILLERS STUFF YET ASIDE FROM ONE OR TWO PICS LIKE :(#OH AND I NEED TO START WATCHING SUMMER NIGHT ;_;#sabrina talks#@AIRENYAH GIRL I AM SO SORRY I WILL PROBABLY REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW MORNING ;_;<3
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what kind of music do you think cas likes? i was like "what if he was into stuff like lana del rey?" but i think that he'd be into those cheesy love songs... like if he discovered filipino music he'd LOVE the romantic songs
OMG IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HIS MUSIC TASTE
i’ve talked with other fans and we’ve agreed he’d experiment with different varieties of music since he never completely got the chance to do so before; he was too busy being the grim reaper.
now that he’s no longer bound to 1 role for the entirety of his life… he’d explore. and the different genres of music represents the newfound freedom he experiences, how he’s no longer bound to one responsibility for the rest of his life
but i think eventually, he’d become infatuated with romantic songs, like you said. it not only represents how he’s finally finding himself as himself (and not being controlled by others) but also. His love for MC. anytime he listens to any cheesy pop song (no matter how old or sometimes unrelated) he finds a way to connect it back to MC. i even have a playlist for songs casper would like/remind me of him. it’s here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72dvGzi6A8Z7xoibjRQdPT?si=zWH6BdXFTi-uMl94GNVW6g&pi=u-0P1kPEsDRzaM
hope this answers ur question anon! feel free to ask more!!!
#anon#adwd#adwd grim#a date with death#adwd casper#a date with death casper#a date with death grim#adwd hcs#sorry anon for going overboard. i have lots of thoughts regarding this man and this is the first time i’ve let it out#and without censoring my rambling so im not talking 24/7 so thank u for this chance#if u have any other questions lmk!! i have plenty of ideas hehe#also!! please send me filipino reqs id love to add#another bc we all came up with is that casper is polyglot; death affects everyone so why be restricted to 1 tongue yknow?#i think all reapers are naturally polyglot; they’re born that way (mc is jealous)#anyway that’s enough of my rambling!!#enjoy this post
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It's them.
Don't let that serious face fool you. Izumo was the one who came up with whatever idea put them there. Kotetsu only made it worse.
I got the background from here but had to edit the heights bc my boys are smol
#izumo kamizuki#kotetsu hagane#koteizu#those two guys from naruto#naruto#see izumo was a good kid. Then Ko came in & corrupted him into childish mischief 24/7 since age 7#now izumo uses his outstanding intelligence for stupid ass pranks that land them in jail at times#don't let that face fool u he regrets N O T H I N G. He's laughing inside. He just doesn't want it to be registered in his record#kotetsu doesn't care#see also how ko's id has no last name? it's not needed. It was stated in the mugshot before his. They're married#'and kotetsu' instead of his name bc every time EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME izumo ends up in jail it's ALWAYS with Kotetsu#btw this is traced. I'm not an artist so I literally just put a layer on the original & traced lmao But I did do the rest &#I'm actually lowkey proud of it even though it looks like bad cgi made in ms paint 2003 LOL#but you have to understand i made it with a free online program with no art knowledge & with A MOUSE w/o mousepad LMAO#also i'm back. I was drowning in the abyss of university & depression. Now it's only depression. But Those Two Guys make it better#for someone that only draws for the memes i spend an awful 3+ hours anxiously palm-sweating before i can click 'post'
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My neurologist took me off the migraine meds I was taking before bc while they worked, they only worked for a little while, but now the new ones I’m on don’t work at all :(
#popped it first thing today and yesterday and it’s getting worse :(#at least the others gave me like 6 hours of good time before it started coming back#and then I could take 2 doses this is just one per 24 hours#ugh. I need to ask about upping the dosage maybe#I’m kind of freaking out bc I failed almost every triptan bc of the insane side effects they gave me#these are like my last 2 rescue options. lol. fun#already called out of work I’m in bed all day today baby#ramblings#she wants to get me down to like 0 migraine days a month from the 15-20 I came in with#I’m down to like 5-10 a month I’m honestly good with that that’s huge progress#but I am happy I’m with someone who is dedicated to getting me better lol. just nothing works well
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man idk if this is gonna work. i can live fine with stable albeit neurotic alcoholics, but living with a v emotional one is, uh, how you say, triggering
#alli.soc#personal#‘24#yeah they’re sober but they clearly went on a bender the night before#i came home from work to them cleaning up blood from where they had cut their hand really bad on a can#i had to insist on letting me take them to an urgent care#they were tearful and apologetic the entire time…#then i had to leave them bc i had a tax appointment#i made sure to cancel plans with other friends to make sure they weren’t alone#then they didn’t respond to my texts all night#and my traumatized ass is like… did they kill themself? are they killing themself rn?#should i knock? what if me choosing to give them privacy just means they kill themself uninterrupted?#they were fine (in the bathroom this morning)#but this morning i walked out smelling gas because the stove was slightly on#cue panicked opening of windows and doors#they come out of the bathroom to apologize for last night and i’m like mid-panic you don’t smell the gas?!#n e wayz only 6 months with them#as long as they continue to be sober it should be fine. right? right.#🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️
#for my friend who hates presents of course 😂#its the stupid teddy bear onesie he has magically instantly putgrown BOTH the previous times i got him one it fit him for like a week 😤#so i got it in the next two sizes up and that's that!!!!#babies grow so fast wtf never buy clothes as a present for a baby that's all i can say#but i can't accept defeat so here we go#his mom will appreciate it even tho she doesn't like getting presents tho lol#and its insane to give christmas presents before thanksgiving but for all i know this baby is gonna outgrow them both by then#i literally bought the size 9-12 months like last month#i ordered it immediately after his mom told me she THOUGHT HE WOULD BE IN THAT SIZE SOON#and it was already too toght on him when it arrived a week later 😭#so now i got size 12-18 and size 18-24 this baby's gonna be cozy this winter or else!!!#i cannot afford this btw#the original onesie was pretty cheap it was o. sale for like $17 but then i bought it twice#and the size maxed out at 9-12 months#so i had to upgrade to a toddler one and it was $22 and i got two of them again plus shipping#and i only make 14 dollars an hour and i'm lucky to work even two days a week at my new job lol#im putting off getting a second job until after i cover a coworkers maternity keave in feb tho bc then i def would be full time#for at least 6 weeks#and its possible she might decide not to come back or another aide would leave by then#so i might have an opportunity to be full time by then ir at least close to that#anyway#no money november fr 😔#just realized my tags are confusing my friend is the mom not the baby 😂#she's the one who gates receiving gifts bc she feels awkward lol#but she's broke af and can't afford clothes for her baby let alone cute ones and she loved the onesie when she fot it at her baby shower#but then the baby came a week and a half late#he was supposed to be a march baby he was born in april#and all of a sudden it was too warm for the onesie and he inly got to wear it once#so i was like ok i will get another one in the fall/winter then#but alas
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ok i came up w reasons for why i am currently the way i am
#my friend texted me and was like i came up w a matrix representation of what ur going thru like ty sm ily#anyway#ok so. i do genuinely like her. i am also experiencing limerence. a cause of this is bc i am#A) super vulnerable due to an extremely unexpected test thats coming up v soon + other responsibilities and exams etc#B) anxious too bc of the above things causing like a 24/7 feeling of constant anxiety that leads to high heart rate#C) i think my brain is conflating my heart going insane to the point where im dizzy all day w like#the flutters u get when a crush texts u. it does feel similar just like. on crack and also constant (horrible)#i do genuinely like her so much. i just also have a pattern of becoming invested in others when i feel like i have#missed the chance to invest in myself (not good)#basically things will calm down w time and i just have to have impulse control and act in the best interest of my future self#crushposting
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TEN HOURS cut from my schedule next week holy fuck I’m calling my union
#i know it’s not my managers fault bc he’s the one who came and talked to me about it#they didn’t even ask him they just cut peoples hours lol#I’m supposed to be full time and they cut me down to 24 next week lmfaooooooo that’s not what I was hired for I WILL quit#my managers pissed off but I am like……vibrating with rage#i got the most hours cut out of anyone it’s hard not to take that personally#supposedly it’s just for this week and he’s going to try and make it up the next couple of weeks and give me like overtime and stuff#and he’s going to try and just give me longer shifts next week regardless and just take the hit because he needs a staff lol#I know he’s doing what he can#but it’s so fucked up that I have to work overtime to make it up instead of just working normal hours!!!! like a normal person!!!!!!!
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& i stab him
You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman
#and then keep trying to figure out how to kms#if ive been immortal for this long ik my ass would've gotten over it quickly#and would've already been looking for a way out up until this point#this begs the question-- immortal *how*?#like if i plunged my ass into space and came into contact w a black hole would my body stay intact#or would i like. compress. or something. idk what black holes do.#well ig fuck me up if im not ACTUALLY immortal#like are we talking immortal in my body soul and mind all together? bc in that case idk wtf i'd do#omg i'd hate that#just cant like. kms ever. die ever. thats horrible.#what would i do???#people would find out. i mean. i wouldnt be aging#its not easy to hide that#would scientists try to experiment on me to figure out whats wrong with me?? but then my skin would be like. unbreakable#so they couldnt even get skin cell samples unless its like. dead skin.#ppl would be both terrified of me but also like 'wow cool ur that immortal guy'#or id be locked up in top secret government place bc they think im dangerous or something#but if im immortal then theoretically i can throw my ass against the wall enough times and break out right#but they'd probably be watching me the whole time... like guards on me 24/7... ig i could get reaaaaaaally strong and just like#try and power my way right through em' lmao sdghjdsvgfhvfhgsd#if they shoot me it doesnt matter. theres nothing they can do. im like the most invincible form of metal rn#so id probably be able to escape that. but then what? everyone ik is gonna die w/o me. that sucks man.#do i just wander the world endlessly until i get sick of it? i'll be around long past other humans...... man idk#endlessly floating through space until you maybe possibly encounter another planet and hopefully not a star#idk how stars work but im assuming they also consume things that get too close fsdjjdhs#i dont think i want this at all. this would suck so much. id miss earth all the time u-u#i wanna have a normal life time and die w the rest of the earth :/ i dont wanna endlessly float in space#ok so. i wont stab him. i will strangle him until he gives me a way to reverse it.#we're gonna REALLY test the limits of this immortality now mother fucker#i could never see myself as not wanting to be part of earth.
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my 4yo nephew is honestly such a character. love kids at this age. right now he has three favorite things. Cars. Dinosaurs...and Zombies. heard from school today that he has a select group of friends who he plays Zombies with. By which they mean that he pretends to be a zombie, and they all happily scramble to hide under a table and clutch each other and scream. He does this every day. Honestly do think this kid is going to keep his horror interest possibly long-term because he also loves to play lots of "hide/run from the zombies/ghosts" games at home. Including turning off the lights and having the both of us hide in a blanket fort huddled together while he insists that we both fake cry in fear. Most other kids he interacts with at this age are firmly in the "afraid of the dark" stage, and can only play the lights off version, or include the "pretend to bite your friend and now they are also a zombie" bit in very small doses. He has a night light in his room, but regularly chooses to sleep on the couch in the pitch black living room instead. To be fair, I had very little fear of the dark as a little kid, so maybe that part just runs in the family.
#love kids at this age#my nephew is also my favorite person so i might be biased#my sister was ill when he came home and my nephew needed constant supervision around the clock due to medical issues#so i ended up being his primary caretaker for a very long period of time#left my job that was moving out of the area anyway#stayed up with him during the nights. managed all the medical equipment and feedings and so on#so i ended up bonding w/him pretty hard. which was unexpected for me bc i've never wanted kids#or felt a strong attachment to babies until i was taking care of one 24/7 for months#when he was in the NICU i felt pretty neutral towards him. but actually caring for him...yeah i got attached real fast#anyway he is so creative w/his play style#and i love all the scary little stuff he sprinkles in there#Zombies is honestly just a tag/hide and seek combo game#it is very humorous but he also decided that if a ghost catches you...you become a ghost which...i mean technically...#but then we were playing with a toy snake as the bad guy in car city#and he decided that if the snake bites a car...it becomes a snake car and starts hissing and chasing other cars#he just really loves this concept and it's fun to see him transfer it to different 'villains' during playtime
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anyway ten and a half months into my wrist sprain(s) and i’m braced up again…got a cortisone shot the other day so hopefully that finally resolves it but it has been worse again for a couple weeks now inexplicably (to me, i’m sure a reason technically exists) thus my return to the doctor…if it’s not better in six weeks ie at the one year mark they’ll do another MRI and see if i did actually manage to make it worse but good God will it ever end.
#on the bright side i could not be in better circumstances for having limited abilities rn since i finished college and don’t have to work#so i CAN take it super easy#but. oh man it makes me nuts#i’ve learned so much in this time i have grown i have revolutionized my relationship w pain#chronic or otherwise#stuff left from my uterus era that just Went Away when my 24/7 pain stopped came back w a vengeance but. I Am Strong Now. I Am Strong Now.#That Was All Years Back. etc#ALSOOOOO as i’ve mentioned a few times i’m writing again and that was def making it worse bc typing bad#but i can’t type fast enough one handed to keep up w my brain. but eva the other week when i had to cry about it was like. what if we get.…#new notebook! so i now have an EXCELLENT notebook and i’ve handwritten a TONNNN of my fic heheheheh#bycbwg#a ten is blogging#idk if i have a wrist sprain tag. i should#wrist saga tag
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deadpool!
….as your boyfriend.
description: deadpool as your boyfriend!
pairing: deadpool x you!
contains: 18+, mentions of sex!
|an: just saw deadpool & wolverine.. couldn’t help myself.
- awful with emotions but always finds a way to make up for things whether through humor or sex.
- speaking of humor you’re never not laughing with him, or bickering, or fucking
- you’re the only person he can actually feel vulnerable and comfortable with, he cherishes that and he loves you so much for that.
- you’re his person, he would genuinely kill for you if it meant he would lose someone so important in his life.
- if someone makes you sad, mad or uncomfortable ooo…not his babygirl.
- he usually doesn’t keep people or friends in his loop often, they could find him annoying or over the top but not you.
- you love absolutely everything about him, his outlandish humor, his extroverted personality, his big ol’ mouth. you think it’s so hot.
- so hot when he’s mean to you so hot when he’s soft with you
- you literally bicker like two teenage girls all the time and he always somehow clocks your tea it’s ridiculous but you also find it impressive that he always has something to say that you cannot come back from😭
- god you need to pray that no man ever even has the thought of coming on to you… he’ll experience some banter with your boyfriend before it’s lights out.
- not only are you his but he’s yours! he’s super loyal and if he can’t get someone to back off , you sure will!
- you’re always having fun with him date nights are some of the best times of your life, he always finds a way to entertain you no matter what you’re doing.
- always gotta hand somewhere, your ass, a singular cheek, a titty, somewhere. how could you expect him not to! you’re all his.
- you literally have him wrapped around your finger, he’d do absolutely anything for you.
- also always bullying you he is so straightforward😭
“hon that has got to be the ugliest shirt i’ve ever seen on you”
“wade-“
“i know you got better in that closet that i snoop through and try on all your clothes when you aren’t home now go!”
- he’s so tall so if you’re short oh wow…you’re never catching a break
“soooo how’s the weather down there.” wade said, placing his elbow on the crown of your head.
“prick…”
…
“yeah that’s enough of that dirty mouth!” your boyfriend had announced before bending down and wrapping an arm around your behind, throwing you over his shoulder and positioning his palm on your ass.
“god, wade put me down!” you’d laughed playfully hitting his back.
“don’t make me have to spank you!” he said, lighting pinching your ass.
- do not get an animal bc it will quickly become his center of attention and he will defend it over you.
“wade, we’re having my mom over please put it in the room”
“ugh…she’s so mean isn’t she sugar?” he’d said stroking your pet, followed by a “yes she is yes she is!” as the animal licked his face.
sigh.
- good lord we got a cuddle monster on our hands!
- absolutely adores any type of affection and practically begs you for it 24/7. he loves being little spoon specifically. also loves it when u scratch or message his back, bc that also gets him going..
- speaking of, you got this guy rock solid 24/7
“hungry for seconds?” he joked, hugging you from behind and pressing his hardened cock against your ass.
“we literally jus-“ you’d started just to be interrupted mid sentence.
“so! cmon baby throw a dog a bone.” he muttered, hand already gripping your inner thigh.
you’d sighed, god you can’t resist him.
- it doesn’t matter what you’re doing he finds anything you do hot i stg
- a M-U-N-C-H! for life, literally came in his pants from eating you out once! he loves making you feel good.
- a goofball during sex he cannot do shit seriously😭 he be talking you and your pussy thru it!
- again, if you’re petite god help you bc he is large.
- babe, you better match his freak because yall doing anything.
- trying a new thing every night multiple times bc that sex is never vanilla and that dick is never tired! at some point he’s just making positions up😭
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