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id fumble him so bad
#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway#i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute#idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what#i guess my type is boys that whimper#the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes#i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of#actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once......#actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download#unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start#my art#myart#doodles#puppysona#sona#sdv#sdv harvey#stardew valley#whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this
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i really like stardew valley so far
#these were all real thoughts i had in the first couple hours#now i still think them but ive sunk 40 hours of my real boy life into a farm#stardew valley#sdv farmer#sdv haley#sdv linus#mayor lewis#then perish#check the peter griffin pose on 3 there im a real professional#also shoutout to anna syvertsson for that first pose + joke#my artwork#stardew fanart
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The future of farming is in danger
As we know, lot of farmers are getting old and want to retire, but the problem is, there are very few young people wanting to go into farming these days, and that is dangerous because the farmers end up having to sell their land to private equity companies who then effectively become feudal lords of that land.
I really want GreenHorizon to become an antidote to this. It will be a company/charity that is owned by regular people, not investors. The land will be transformed into permaculture food forests, tended to by volunteers and the produce will go to the free kitchens in the city and villages locally for people who need it
We have to save this land from ending up in the hands of private equity! otherwise they will trap us even deeper in what is effectively indentured servitude
#late stage capitalism#private equity#farming#permaculture#sustainable farming#regenerative farming#people who play#stardew valley#we need you to become real farmers#hopecore#hopepunk#solarpunk#peaceful revolution#greenhorizon#anti capitalism#climate change solutions#naturecore#forestcore#lunarpunk#acnh
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not dead just playing stardew ą“¦ąµą“¦ą“æ(ļ½”ā¢Ģ ,<)~ā©ā§ā
#followed someone with that as their blog name & theyre literally so real for that#have A LOT of ts4 screenshots to edit but i dont feel like it hehe which is great cos i feel like taking them but editing? nuh uh#im in fall year 2! & gameplay wise this is the furthest ive been :D#i have another farm thats winter year 2 but it was my first farm so i didnt really know what i was doing#+ my ex made me feel like i was doing everything too slowly & that ruined stardew for me gotta love them#but 1.6 got me back into it & im having so much fun!!#nonsims#stardew valley#stardew#sdv
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Videogames I wish were real #2
A farming game but it all takes place underwater. You play as a merfolk person. You cultivate corals and algae and some sort of underwater fruits and veggies. Your cattle are oysters and jellyfish. Your mount is a seahorse. Instead of the usual mining mechanic being descending into a mine, in this game you ascend through the mine. The higher you go the more monsters you find. Sometimes you'll also find land animals, and, if you're very very lucky, even humans! Your charming lil aquatic town is near an ocean trench. A very deep and very dark ocean trench. You descend there sometimes too. The deeper you go, the rarer the creatures are. They always fetch some nice prices back in town, because very few people dare to venture into the deep darkness, and the archeologists in the museum always pay well for some of the unique specimens. There's a reverse fishing mechanic. You tie something buoyant to your pole and let it flow to the surface. The things you fish in the surface range from surface trinkets to materials or trash. There's a tunnel that leads to an underground cave with air and good soil where you cultivate some surface fungi and plants that don't need sun. Pretty early in the game a human cruise ship sinks. You're the only one that dares to go near. While the exterior chambers are submerged, there's plenty of inner rooms where there's still air, and that's where you find a human hermit. Upon befriending them you learn they stole and sank the ship on purpose. The hermit is self sufficient, and you trade stuff sometimes. They don't speak of whatever happened to the surface people. You've been told there's no danger of the tragedy spreading to your people, so you don't ask. You tend to your farm and your animals and befriend and romance npcs and keep living your best life in your lil underwater town.
Similar videogames that actually exist: Stardew Valley, Coral Island, My Time at Portia/Sandrock, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon... and any other farming sim you can think off, basically
#stardew valley#videogames#viwwr#videogames i wish were real#my time at portia#coral island#my time at sandrock#farming simulator#farming#life simulation games#story of seasons#harvest moon#mermaids#merfolk#video games#writeblr#writers on tumblr#game design#concepts
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hear me out: Stardew Valley but instead of a farm you work in a cemetery, clean up graves, make it look nice, talk to ghosts, still romance hot people
#someone tell me this is real#stardew valley#video games#game idea#stardew valley but not#sdv farmer#sdv#help I just want to be a cool cemetery owning gal#emo girl#sunshine emo girl#farming games#farming but make it emo
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The (Real) Stardew Valley Farm Update 2024
Iām wrapping up my third year trying to grow everything from Stardew Valley in our yard, with substitutions as needed, preferably with Midwest USA native plants.
Iām continuing to battle the invasive plants (why wonāt the honeysuckle and thistles stop?????), beg for truckloads of woodchips (Google decided our address isnāt real anymore), and deal with a body and brain that makes going outside impossible sometimes (the past two years have been rough medically). But despite all of that I still managed to make a ton of progress!
Hereās how things stand as of now. If youāre looking back at previous posts you might notice some differences, but thatās mainly because things I planted died (drought + medical crises donāt bode well for newly established plants). Iāve also added the additional crops from the new update.
2021
Amaranth - Native white amaranth
Grape - Native riverbank grapes (so many grapes). Iām hopefully going to successfully propagate some cuttings from the neighborās green cultivated variety
Dandelion - Obviously
Maple Tree - Native silver, red, and sugar maples
Pine Tree - Douglas fir
Apple Tree - Three old apple trees of different varieties in very rough shape. Iāve been working to prune them up and two are looking a lot better. Iād love an Enterprise apple tree at some point
Coffee Bean - Chicory (a naturalized plant commonly used as a coffee substitute)
Salmonberry - Native black raspberries since salmonberries arenāt from around here, although I really want to add raspberries of various colors in the future
Starfruit - Native wood sorrel
Cave Carrot - Queen Annās Lace, AKA wild carrot
2022
Kale
Rhubarb
Strawberry - Both cultivated and native
Tulip
Radish
Tomato
Eggplant
Fairy Rose - Native prairie rose
Cranberries - Native cranberry viburnum
Orange Tree -Native persimmons, which produce orange fruit
Daffodil
Spring Onion - Native nodding onions
Spice Berry - Native spicebushes
Wild Plum - Native plums
Crocus
Cherry Tree - Native black cherries and nonnative bush cherries
Banana Tree - Native pawpaws, which are also known as Indiana bananas
Sweet Gem Berry - Native Juneberry (Downy Serviceberry)
2023
Garlic - Native wild garlic
Blueberries - I planted three varieties and only one survived. Donāt shortcut your bed preparation, friends
Wild Horseradish - Not wild, but contained with my mint
Hops - Teamaker hops which is good for tea since weāre not alcohol fans
2024
Blue Jazz - Native Ozark Bluestar
Beets
Apricot Tree - Native passionflower vine, also known as wild apricot
Sunflower - Both native and non-native sunflowers
Pumpkin
Cactus Fruit - Native prickly pear cactus
Melon - Cantaloupe
Oak Tree - Native dwarf chinquapin oak, which took me forever to get
Hot Pepper
Palm Tree/coconut - Native palm sedge
Poppy - Native purple poppy mallow, after other native poppies failed. I still want to grow bread seed poppies, though
Corn - Tried some gorgeous colored corn and popcorn that didnāt grow great but they did grow!
Green bean
Hazelnut - Theyāre supposed to be easy to grow but they do not like me. Third timeās the charm, right?
Carrot
Summer squash
Powder melon - I decided to do honeydew melon because itās kinda powdery and I donāt really have any other ideas
Planned for 2025 and beyond
Potato
Pineapple - White strawberries (pineberries)
Winter Root - Hopniss, a native root vegetable
Red Cabbage
Artichoke - Native Jerusalem artichokes
Yam
Bok Choy
Leek
Fiddlehead Fern - Ferns do not like me
Blackberry
Crystal Fruit - Probably honey berries, which produce fruit earlier than anything else
Ancient Fruit - Native Aronia berries. Theyāre blue(ish) and have lots of antioxidants so you live to be ancient
Tea Leaves - Native New Jersey Tea bush. The previous ones were murdered by rabbits
Mango Tree - I thought one of our pawpaws was a variety called mango but I was wrong
Ginger - I want to try growing native wild ginger again
Rice - Native rough-leaved rice grass
Wheat - I have some gorgeous ornamental blue wheat seeds
Summer Spangle - Possibly native prairie lily? I was unsuccessful growing it from seed this year but maybe in the future
Parsnip - I canāt get them to germinate to save my life but one day I will be successful
Sweat pea
Holly - Native winterberry holly
Mushrooms - I'm just gonna ignore varieties and try some plugs or similar
Peach - Vine peach. Itās a melon, and more doable than a tree
Mahogany Tree - I think Iāll resort to mahogany nasturtiums
Broccoli
Pomegranate Tree - I could try Russian pomegranates?
Taro Root - I would have to plant it in pots
Snow Yam - Not actually a yam but maybe native sweet potato vine?
Qi Fruit - Very creepy, not sure what to do with this
Over halfway there! If anyone has suggestions for plants please let me know because Iām still stuck on a few and very open to alternatives.
In other news, Iām making Stardew Valley Fair displays with cross stitch patches for each of the items Iāve added that year. Iāll have to post pics of those at some point.
#the (real) stardew valley farm#the habitat ring#gardening#stardew valley#donāt be a petaq grow native plants#I am making the best life decisions and this is definitely worth it
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of course i play Stardew Valley i'm cultured
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley mvp#ConsernedApe the real mvp#i've done nothing but played sdv for a long time#i've alwyas been a farm sim girlie#sdv legit saved me at one point of my depression
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Sometimes you have a bad week and just have to start another stardew playthrough. anyway meet mega emo boy Draven. this is my life now.
#I made him super emo just to marry Sebastian#at this point I am just making my way through all the marriage candidates#i have played far too many hours on this game#im a real farming game simp#anyway#this is for me and literally no one else lmao#stardew valley#stardew farmer#stardew fanart#sdv farmer#sdv#sdv fanart#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#anyway enjoy
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I named my cat princezam in stardew valley cause I was thinking about him at the time. sigh
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#confessions#cc: princezam#based and real#exact reason why my stardew valley farm is named dogwarts#(was thinking abt them at the time)
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I think I finally have the house for my little farmer character looking the way I want it to right now, so have a little home tour! Closeups and discussion of all the rooms is under the cut (If you are on mobile I apologize). Since the farmer I made married Elliott, a bit of his tastes went into the home design overall too, of course.
So, let's start with: the Living Room and Dining Space!
I wanted to make the main kitchen area look as if a lot of artisan goods are being bottled and tested, given all the kegged products, aged roe, and cheeses produced on the farm. The more 'actually sit down and dine' area is right next door. As for the Living Room, I was going for a more sea themed feel to it. There are a lot of books strewn everywhere, given the characters who live in this house.
Next Up: The Cellar!
Most of what gets aged down here is actually goat cheeses! There may or may not be magic work done down here as well, but 'don't worry about all that' as the saying goes.
Going back upstairs: The Display Room!
For displaying of collected skeletons, and statues, and other oddities. It's also for some small plant cultivation, like the potted cactuses.
Upstairs Further: Elliott's Office!
A place for Elliott to write, and play piano whenever he likes. All the duck feathers, ink, and books found are actually placed in the chest within this room. Although some ink is kept separately in the kitchen fridges for cooking recipes, of course.
Nearby: The Children's Room!
It makes me a little upset that there is a much more limited selection of specifically childrens beds compared to the regular beds in this game. Regardless, a sofa chair next to the crib seemed like a good idea for reading time, and taking care of infants. You do not want to know what I, the player went through to get that gaming cabinet however. Anything for the children though...
Right next door: The Aquarium and Library!
What better way to enjoy your books then surrounded by aquatic life and a few artifact curiosities on display as well? This is also to show off the legendaries and other fish favorites from past catches.
Just below: The Bedroom!
This room is the most plant and nature oriented as far as decor goes, and that's the way the farmer I made for this play through likes it. The extra bed is specifically for if guests, like if Krobus wants to sleep over. In my head, Krobus visits on days to do paid housework/babysitting and is compensated well for his services.
Last but not least: The Bathroom!
This one took a bit of extra creativity. I was sort of hoping the carpet and tile placement combination would give the illusion that there is a walk in tub here. The amount of bottles just makes sense considering all the bathing and hair products this family has to have.
#stardew valley#stardew valley house#sdv house#bluegrass farm screenshots#home tour#honestly this house design is just one big exercise in 'let's spoil elliott' if I am being real
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The politics tag not even trending but Stardew Valley is
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No one tells you that video games make you do math
#the elf talks#my farm is ugly but I am about to start a keg empire so like#who is the real winner here#I have played so much stardew valley over the last few days because adhd brain needs something to keep my attention while listening to book#but not like too much attention that I forget to listen#itās a delicate balancing act
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yeah i dont know a lick of code and i know programming is hard but i know exactly what i want to do and im really smart so i can definitely make a game
*the first piece of code i got out of following a youtube tutorial doesn't run*
#m.txt#i dont want to learn how to program for reals this was supposed to be simple#there are 3 different tutorials for making a 'stardew valley-like' farming game in specifically godot on youtube#2 of them dont use even remotely the same system as that does while the 3rd uses a bunch of code that isnt functional int he engine anymore#and none of the information translates to 3d because that's a completely different system entirely#and as far as i can gather the built in system for easily making a tile grid in 3d loves to throw errors
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Every day I wake up and imagine how good a Critical Role farming game would be. It really is the perfect setting to hear about grand events but spend your days tending to the land, exploring the countryside, fighting wild monsters, and tending to local relationships and maybe love or a roommate.
#critical role#critical role video game#this isn't a real thing as far as I know#i just know Matt and Marisha play a lot of Stardew Valley#and I love farming sims#and I'd love to see a videogame adaptation more creative than a fighting focused save the world game#i would be perfectly happy in one corner of the world just learning about what ordinary life is like
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Videogames I wish were real #85
Oh to live in play a pixel art Pokemon farming sim. You have a cute lil house you can decorate to your liking. Every day you get to take care of your berries and apricorns. You get to feed and pet and take care of your pokemon. There's minigames where you get to bath them or play stuff like hide and seek or tag or tic-tac-toe or with them. You can pick one pokemon to follow you around. When you reach a high enough friendship level with one pokemon they'll sometimes bring you gifts and you can ask them to help you with some chores around the house or the farm. You use the wool you get from Mareeps and Wooloos to knit sweaters and socks and blankets. You make cheese and butter with the milk you get from Miltank. Once you progress enough in the game you get to open a cute lil store in the town where you sell all your homemade wares to the townspeople and also items to visiting trainers such as the pokeballs you make from apricorns. Every couple of months you turn on your tv and hear about a ten year old saving the world and half the time you know the kid because they've been to your store. Sometimes you'll find wild pokemon you can approach and befriend. No combat mechanics, you feed the pokemon or pet them or offer them shinies and they usually leave you alone except sometimes they'll follow you home. The cute lil town you live in has a ton of festivities and charming npcs. You can ask npcs to be your (platonic or not) roommates, you can marry npcs, you can have kids or adopt them (without being on a relationship) or stay single. There's no limit to how many pokemon beds you can place inside your house. You can place pokebeds, food and water bowls anywhere in the world. You can also fish and dive and mine and forage. If you leave a bunch of berries in an ancient hidden shrine to Groudon/Kyogre you can ensure that the next day is rainy or extra sunny. One time you ran into Palkia and Dialga and offered them some really tasty pokepuffs so now you have the gods of space and time at your beck and call and you can basically time travel and teleport as long as you give them treats first. You like to stay up late on the nights when the tv says there's going to be Minior showers to watch the colorful falling stars with your pokemon cuddled at your side. Life is good.
Similar games that actually exist: Stardew Valley, Pokemon, Moonstone Island, Ooblets, Monster Harvest, Critter Crops, Ova Magica
#viwwr#videogames i wish were real#videogames#video games#stardew valley#pokemon#moonstone island#ooblets#monster harvest#critter crops#ova magica#farming games#concepts#writeblr#writers of tumblr#game design
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