#the @ IS amusing! :P

[jitters-art]

beeto

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[blackjackkent]

lost in the steps, truth be told...

wyll ravengard for @euryalex

[eternalergo]

support your local pretty puppet. happy anniversary

[echosong971]

“Mr. Handsome Idiot”

[leapdayowo]

Sleep Talking

So I had this idea of Helsknight sleep talking this poem @silverskye13 posted for the April 1st Boopening

I took the Halloween Boopening as a reason to finally commit and make the comic :3 hopefully it’s as amusing to others as it is to myself haha

[tennant-the-tigger]

Candid Photos: 'Party's Proof'

The party is sick of their lovey-dovey, touchy-feely behavior and wishes them to just get together already. So the kids come up with a plan. Picture proof to show that they are meant to be. After one year of collecting 'the proof', the kids sat Steve and Robin down for an hour-long intervention/presentation. By the end of it, Steve and Robin just looked at each other, both with their eyebrows raised high. Then after a minute of silence, they burst into uncontrollable laughter, leaning against each other.

For the Spring Spicy Six Fanwork Challenge hosted by @thefreakandthehair - prompt for this one was “Candid Photo”

[redvelvetsource]

SEULGI for AMUSE Jel-Fit Japan Exclusive 

[bilolli]

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

Ding ding! New message incoming!

Running after an "unhealthy" lunch seems like a good way to get rid of the excessive calories.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

this cliff took more lives than i could on my own im losing it

[b0amagination]

Tastes of Whumptober: Day 2

I wrote five hundred words!!!! Why did I do that!!!!! Anyway this might get a continuation later on this month owo

Amusement Park

This had been years in the making.

From a violent assault, to the hospital, to intensive therapy, to recovery, to reintegration, to… normalcy. Being in such a crowded public place would’ve thrown them into a panic attack only a year prior, but now they worked there. Eight hours a day, five days a week, they interacted with thousands of different people without the fear that any of them would pull a knife and force them to-

Exactly, they didn’t fear that anymore and it didn’t come up. It wasn’t perfect, of course. Little kids didn’t understand why they had to force a laugh when asked about their scar. Many people looked like their attacker, but they’d stopped flinching when they heard a similar voice, saw a familiar face, or spotted a pair of those boots. 

All their hard work let them stand up tall in the sun and stop parents from sneaking their kids on to roller coasters by strapping them into platform sneakers. 

It wasn’t glamorous, but it was work. There was something beautiful about just being a normal person. 

Ugh, behind this family was a near-duplicate of their assaulter. They’d hate to know who they looked just like. The attendant smiled pleasantly and averted their eyes. Okay, so maybe they weren’t having the best day. Not every day was.

“Wow, that’s gnarly! Did you fight a bear?”

Time and place, man. They even had the same voice. 

“Ahaha, it’s a long story,” they forced a smile and quickly moved to greet the next guest. 

The hour left until the end of their shift gnawed at them. But then it was over and they were clocking out in the breakroom with their favorite coworker. 

“Wanna join me on the walk?” A simple question with deeper implications.

“Bad day?”

“Something like that. What are the chances, again?” 

“Genetically identical? With the same parents? Something like one in eight million.”

“Jesus.”

They took their hand as they crossed the employee parking lot. Their coworker didn’t drive, but on bad days they were always happy to take a later train. When they reached the car, they embraced and sighed. It was nice to work the first shift so it wouldn’t be so dark on the drive home.

“Sure you don’t want a ride?”

“Nah. I left my bike at the station anyway.” 

“See you tomorrow then.”

“See you! Drive safe!”

They sighed and slumped against the car, taking a moment to finally calm down. A warm bath was waiting at home.

Still, they clicked the lock on instinct the moment their car door shut, secured their seatbelt, threw their purse in the passenger seat, and shoved the key in the ignition.

“What’s got you in such a hurry?”

A hand in their hair, a knife to their throat. 

Not again-

Just like-

“You didn’t recognize me earlier. I’m hurt.”

“How did you-”

The blade pressed so tight. One move, one shout, and they’d bleed out. They knew what they were capable of.

“Drive.”

[ducktracy]

proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart

[riho-sayashi]

There is an upload of the Legend MM concert!!! It's low quality but if you are interested in watching without paying for it, I would recommend downloading it before it gets taken down!!

[cerealbishh]

"We're in the exact same place we were before..."

"We are in such a different place. We're communicating, we're- we're listening to each other... We're gonna figure it out, together."

[azures-grace]

I joked that it'd be funny if Celeste and Benny were siblings.

well shit.

hi this is Benny, Celeste, and their mom Maria they're certainly something.

[ratabrasileira]

Professor Potter: Now… I am here to teach you to defend yourselves from the Dark Arts not to be a gossip channel about my life.

I like to imagine Professor Potter being as rigid and special as McGonagall was. He knows when to push his students, how to put limits and he also knows when he must be careful and caring with them. He won’t share that much about his life, but when the lesson asks for it; he’ll talk about all the achievements he’s known to be famous of. Never to gloat about it, only to teach. By far, he’s one of the dearest Hogwarts’ teacher.

[sysig]

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