#thats was a bait

[vampyre--dyke]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

[worm-on-my-way]

danny you're being a bad influence

(now with a sequel!! link)

[pancakemolybdenum]

worlds smuggest tween owning noobs on wizard101

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Eddie obviously knows how to sew (hes not only dirt-poor living off of a single consistent paycheck and whatever he earns selling drugs, but hes also a punk- theres no way he DOESNT know how to sew), but steve most definitely does. not. one of his shirts get a hole and he throws it out.

When eddie first witnesses this, hes fucking MORTIFIED and ends up digging a t-shirt out of the trash and sewing the hole closed and fixing the loose stitching on the hem and gives steve a lecture about not wasting fabric and money.

And from then on, steve just shows up at the munson household every now and then with various clothes in his arms, asking eddie to fix them for him.

[cynomain69]

i cant believe sethos is debuting on a haitham banner!!

[fujii-draws]

Haha this is so much worse

[kittycarabiner]

women.....

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

Dreaming about that moment when the bliss of eating my bottom out washes over me. My entire brain slows, and everything that was stressful washes away. Just closing my eyes, relaxing into it. Low growls/purrs releasing from my throat as I lose myself. Swirling the flat of my tongue over their clit in steady figure eights while gently sucking away. Resting my head on their thigh and letting myself go for as long as they'll let me. Breathing deep, because nothing smells sweeter than them in that moment. Nothing else matters. Just them.

[hypnagogics]

my one and only new years resolution is sesbian lex ♡

[nostalg1a-bait]

Be still, my foolish heart.

[looseinthecatroom]

Right. Let's get this REAL clear here, yeah? For as much as I hate diving into the clusterfuck of bad takes surrounding Nandermo, I gotta say something real loud and clear;

There is NO universe, none at ALL where I give a flying kaleidoscopic fuck if Nandor and Guillermo ""go cannon"". Or get together in some sort of idealized monogamous soulmates situationship. None.

What I DON'T like is how throughout the entire show run, the IDEA of Guillermo and Nandor as a couple was never explored. (other then as a joke once or twice)

PLEASE feel more then free, feel OBLIGATED (if you want them to be platonic) to bring up IN TEXT that they simply aren't interested in each other in that way. There are ten thousand ways to do it!

My kingdom for in the next episode (there is some weird... last episode thing still right?) it's mentioned that they got together for like a week before they both decided that just wasn't what they wanted. Or that they used to fuck when Guillermo was new to the vamily but it low key sucked.

My hand in marriage for a mention of Guillermo having, or specifically not having for whatever reason, a crush on his super cool idealized REAL VAMPIRE boss man when they met, but getting over it the longer they spent together.

My heart for ANY acknowledgement that these are two queer men deeply interwoven in each others lives in a show where the entire rest of the cast is constantly hitting on each other and having chill low key background sex on the reg, and if they are platonic (completely fucking fair) acknowledging in any way in text the idea that they could not be platonic if they wanted, but that they do not want that.

I DO NOT care about ~""shipping""~. There is a history far older then the medium of censoring, or even just being really fucking weird about, queerness, vs the decade or so of increased visibility we've just had. And all I need is simply to see the possibility actually acknowledged and then discarded in text if that's what the writers prefer. I need to see... actual explicit character development and acknowledgement of who these two are, what they mean to each other and why. Not this string along shit (with a side of making fun of the fans, because THAT doesn't clearly shoot any claim to good intentions/ignorance in the foot and lay out what kind of people are in charge) unless you ARE planning to pay off the "will they won't they" tension. (INCLUDING with a "they won't and here's why"!!)

[rosemarytrash]

What is Rose doing on reddit in your mind? It's what we all want to know.

presumably something stupid

no realistically i envision her in a bunch of niche subreddits. probably poking around in gaming/fandom communities and dropping far too many paragraphs. but like an occasional reddit gold earner because she's a heckler. probably goes hard in r/wizardposting or something like that

[magefelixir]

ok um i saw someone do this and thought it looked cool.. idk

for every milestone i’ll watch the musical (will look for slime tutorial or movie musical) and give my full thoughts

5- company (review posted!)

10- merrily we roll along (in progress)

20- the prom (in progress)

30- moulin rouge (in progress)

40- nerdy prudes must die

45- urinetown

50- natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

55- les miserables

60- west side story

65-how to succeed in business without really trying

70- guys and dolls

75-brigadoon

80- camelot

feel free to spam

edit: GOAL HAS BEEN REACHED!! all of these are on the list and reviews will be trickling in over the next few days! i can’t promise they’ll be in orders

shoutout to @laurenshamiltonjr absolute madlad 😭😭 very cool of u!!

will add more once i finish allll these musicals

[averycutesalamander]

im already writing a fic about it but hunter/prey kink goes so fucking hard with boothill. the tracking after you've fled, trying to make as much distance as you can, fully aware of the way this will inevitably end; the stalking as he prowls nearer, panic bubbling in the back of your mind, flinching at every tiny sound; the moment where you look back and catch a glimpse of him - a flash of his white hair - through the trees, and your heart surges with instinctual terror; hearing his laugh echo through the forest as he lets you run, stumbling over roots and fallen branches.

you run and run and run with every ounce of your energy, and he always stays just one step behind, the red glint of his eyes piercing through the dim light of the fading sun. you completely burn out just after darkness falls, stumbling and pressing tight against the trunk of a tree, panting so loudly that it feels deafening - and that just makes it worse, because what if you can't hear him coming? as you catch your breath, you're left in utter silence, surrounded by the dark, your eyes struggling to adjust, and you don't have a fucking clue where he is.

not until you hear his voice inches from your ear, low and gravelly. "gotcha."

you bolt like a startled deer, and you get just far enough for hope to begin to bloom in your heart - are you actually going to manage to get away?

until his lasso snaps around your ankles, sending you tumbling to the ground; his hands are on you a moment later, and that's how you really know you're fucked, in more ways than one. he could subdue you singlehandedly, you know - but he lets you fumble, lets you genuinely struggle with all your might, watching in open amusement as you desperately try to push him away, to wriggle out from under him. and when the last drop of fight has left your veins, he grabs you by the throat and pins you to the ground, easy as breathing, his eyes glowing red like hot coals.

you never stood a chance.

"time's up, lil' rabbit," he purrs, licking his pointed teeth like a starved wolf. "now you're all mine."

[buwheal]

hey spamton, do you know a place you can afford to get a decent meal NOT from the trash? you need proper nutrition.

[hiphopcherrrypop]

yaoi so good the shonen dudebros want it to be endgame too