#thats tomorrow me's problem

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, slight nudity

timeskip! whitney x eri (pc)

i need to make whitney a dad ;;w;;;

reference used for the art under the cut!

(unfortunately i've lost the source for the ref pic, so if anyone can be so kind as to link i'll add the link to the post!)

[blanketburritotoro]

Me, placing my phone out of reach of my bed before I lay down to go to sleep.... I'm going to hate me so much when my alarm goes off tomorrow.

Update: ✨️it didnt work✨️I got up. Turned off alarm. Plopped back down into bed without fully waking up.

[lemon-russ]

And now i have to take them out of boxes and put them in new spots??? Outrageous.

Fun thing no one tells you about owning Items, they have weight and mass, and if you move, you have to pick them all up and put them somewhere new. Scam.

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[ibrithir-was-here]

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[six-seasons-andamovie]

Can i see the traditional part of your @/kermit-spooky-season-edition fanart?

Yeah sure, it'll have to be tomorrow or the day after due to it being late in my time zone and I have rehearsals tomorrow after school if that's ok with you?

I loved your art of Kermit! It's so cool!!!

[dangerousgoateetragedy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AO3 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[midnightsnaq]

Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time

[unopenablebox]

evilly convinced my girlfriend to massage my ankles (by asking them to) and i have to tell you. that was an outrageously relaxing and pleasant experience. frankly my ankles have no business being tense or sore in the first place unless it's like referred family death tension somehow but god. really recommend having someone who likes you a great deal gently manipulate your ankles for a while

[seraphim-soulmate]

when my roommates put things back in the kitchen incorrectly it makes me frustrated and angry. apparently, did you know, this is not a thing all or most humans experience ? some people don't have an intense emotional reaction to things not being stacked in the optimal way, or pans not being put back in their "usual" spot. did you know this. did you.

[seariii]

Bringing back out the Boing de Mango, as I look at my notifications

[roachemoji]

[moonluringfrost]

It's the old woman that drives it home. She was almost your mother, then grandmother. You've surmised it's normal for a mother to die before her child. But not like this.

And even if the demons hadn't taken her, age would have. How many years did she have left? Not enough to see you as anything other than a boy who'd just stepped into adulthood.

She taught you, inadvertently, that you were destined to be alone. The gods never gave you their grace, and so neither would any other being. You grew too fast for the elves, and much too slow for the only person who had ever shown you warmth.

So of course you will have nothing to do with his man, friendly and strange. He's the same level as maturity as you now, new to adulthood and even clumsier than you've ever been with it. But it won't say that way for long. In the blink of an eye he'll be an old man. There's a soft sweetness to him, like a nobleman who's never seen pain. A small part of you wants to see what it will take to rob him of that. But even that curiosity isn't enough to trick you into letting him follow you home, if you still had one. You've a village to raid, mouths to feed, and a self righteous and pious priest like him would not approve.

He saves your life. And the lives of everyone still alive from the village. And the village you would have raided. He even saves the souls of the undead. Saves the child you flinch away from in fear.

You owe him a life debt now. Heavy thing when your life is so much longer than his.

But you think that maybe, just maybe, this "William G. Maryblood" will be a man worth following, for his short time on this earth.

It won't hurt as long as you don't get attached, right?

[princessmyriad]

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[gay-jesus-probably]

Update on how my life's going, still sick, but the worst of it was just those first few days where I was all shaky and weak; now I mostly feel fine, I just have a god-awful cough. And with my asthma, whenever I have a cough, it's what a normal person would call god-awful. I don't mean it like that, I mean I have a cough that's horrible by MY standards, which are extremely fucked.

Anyways, I'm like 90% certain I managed to bruise my own ribs by coughing yesterday, so that's a fun new development. My lungs are still trying to violently expel themselves from my body of course, just now it's also incredibly painful.

Did I mention I've got like 3 weeks before I have to do a physical assessment for my new job, because that's a thing as well. Here's hoping my cough goes away and my ribs feel better by then, cause I really want this job.

[orcelito]

Actually it was surreal as hell to look at my transcript today. I've got all but 3 classes done or in WIP. I'd have to Severely fuck up to fail any of my classes this semester, by this point. Which I don't think will happen. Honestly I might even get straight A's for the first time in college. Which would be cool!!!

So just three classes left. Just three. It's so wild. I'm pretty excited.