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hakusins 7 months ago
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cw // tattoos, slight nudity
timeskip! whitney x eri (pc)
i need to make whitney a dad ;;w;;;
reference used for the art under the cut!
(unfortunately i've lost the source for the ref pic, so if anyone can be so kind as to link i'll add the link to the post!)
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blanketburritotoro 6 months ago
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Me, placing my phone out of reach of my bed before I lay down to go to sleep.... I'm going to hate me so much when my alarm goes off tomorrow.
Update: 鉁笍it didnt work鉁笍I got up. Turned off alarm. Plopped back down into bed without fully waking up.
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lemon-russ 4 months ago
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And now i have to take them out of boxes and put them in new spots??? Outrageous.
Fun thing no one tells you about owning Items, they have weight and mass, and if you move, you have to pick them all up and put them somewhere new. Scam.
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kaeyacollection 9 months ago
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Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!
I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya
Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience
This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:
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and the use of the word "rumored"
Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt
And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt
(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just
Out there in the bush with Razor...)
Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:
"Who's the boy?"
"You mean my son?"
"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"
"I have two sons? You know this??"
But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier
Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again
In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:
"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"
Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a
"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"
Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up
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Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out
And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went
"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"
Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?
Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!
Welcome to the knights! 馃
Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor
In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?
Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 馃槝
Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"
Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away
And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually
I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher
Comment on original post:
"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"
Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:
"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just
"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"
Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just
"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "
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evioran 12 days ago
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that one fyolai cake art but it's billford?? it's more likely than you think 馃敟
okay this took FOREVER cant say im the happiest with the results cause i DID get kinda lazy at the end hahahaah....
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ibrithir-was-here 2 months ago
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buryme-atmakeoutdawn 25 days ago
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Can i see the traditional part of your @/kermit-spooky-season-edition fanart?
Yeah sure, it'll have to be tomorrow or the day after due to it being late in my time zone and I have rehearsals tomorrow after school if that's ok with you?
I loved your art of Kermit! It's so cool!!!
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dangerousgoateetragedy 3 months ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AO3 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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midnightsnaq 27 days ago
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Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time
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unopenablebox 5 months ago
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evilly convinced my girlfriend to massage my ankles (by asking them to) and i have to tell you. that was an outrageously relaxing and pleasant experience. frankly my ankles have no business being tense or sore in the first place unless it's like referred family death tension somehow but god. really recommend having someone who likes you a great deal gently manipulate your ankles for a while
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seraphim-soulmate 2 months ago
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when my roommates put things back in the kitchen incorrectly it makes me frustrated and angry. apparently, did you know, this is not a thing all or most humans experience ? some people don't have an intense emotional reaction to things not being stacked in the optimal way, or pans not being put back in their "usual" spot. did you know this. did you.
#personal#I'm having an online interview on autism tomorrow and so I'm researching and reflecting more#not like this is ground breaking or anything but just. it's interesting to me that this typically doesn't elicit an emotion for people.#I've been crying a lot over autism videos#I haven't had a chance to process my diagnosis yet really and there's still so much for me to learn and accept about autism#like feeling shame and guilt bcs of disability has been a huge problem for me lately. not being able to accomplish what I want to.#and seeing videos of other autistic ppl who were really attached to the idea of who they would become when they got older#or identified a lot with who they were while masking#and now have to let go of those things. and figure out who they actually are and are capable of doing without burnout.#whoof man. its a lot. i still haven't let go of who i thought id be when i grew up. to the extent that said struggle is part of my identity.#it's just. I am autistic. several medical professionals familiar with autism saw me and went 'yeah you are autistic'.#I spent so long learning how to better cope with my depression.#and it turns out some of that advice is opposite to what you need if its autistic burnout instead#which im gonna assume i just kinda had both going on at various times#i just. im not sure what to do with my life.#but i guess first i have to make my life more baseline liveable and enjoyable before i start pondering that#change is hard. basically. thats what this was about.
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seariii 11 months ago
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Bringing back out the Boing de Mango, as I look at my notifications
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roachemoji 1 year ago
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moonluringfrost 1 year ago
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It's the old woman that drives it home. She was almost your mother, then grandmother. You've surmised it's normal for a mother to die before her child. But not like this.
And even if the demons hadn't taken her, age would have. How many years did she have left? Not enough to see you as anything other than a boy who'd just stepped into adulthood.
She taught you, inadvertently, that you were destined to be alone. The gods never gave you their grace, and so neither would any other being. You grew too fast for the elves, and much too slow for the only person who had ever shown you warmth.
So of course you will have nothing to do with his man, friendly and strange. He's the same level as maturity as you now, new to adulthood and even clumsier than you've ever been with it. But it won't say that way for long. In the blink of an eye he'll be an old man. There's a soft sweetness to him, like a nobleman who's never seen pain. A small part of you wants to see what it will take to rob him of that. But even that curiosity isn't enough to trick you into letting him follow you home, if you still had one. You've a village to raid, mouths to feed, and a self righteous and pious priest like him would not approve.
He saves your life. And the lives of everyone still alive from the village. And the village you would have raided. He even saves the souls of the undead. Saves the child you flinch away from in fear.
You owe him a life debt now. Heavy thing when your life is so much longer than his.
But you think that maybe, just maybe, this "William G. Maryblood" will be a man worth following, for his short time on this earth.
It won't hurt as long as you don't get attached, right?
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bbael 8 days ago
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I want to explode into a tiny billion pieces lol
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iwakuraz 8 days ago
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it's not going too well
#cw vent#but#:[ i feel so baaad about it idk#one of the only things im known for in school is self harm and i dont wanna go back tomorrow#and now it feels like sh is basically my only recognisable thing#so everytime i look down at my arms and see scars fading away i just feel so terrible about it#what am i doing? why am i not cutting myself tahts what im meant to do thats what ive always done!! thats all anubody wants from me#i kinda really don't like how#basically everykne in my school really doesn't like me much cuz all i really have going is that i cut myself#have autism#and may or may not be a tranny#even though all of those things are things that are true qnd i dont even think they're bad things#i just. i dunno. i feel bad. like genuinely they have one thing they want me to do#and thats hurting myself!! but im not even doinf that right now#this is so dumb. all my problems are dumb as fuck huh#im so scared of school now#its not even just how the people act#when i go into the corridors there are so many people#so when im finally alone it always feels like theres someone behjdn me. its scaring meee i dunno. i hate school#please dont make me go back tgere. wait no what do you mean this is gonna be another three or so years#and even after those threes years i still have to go to university.. and get a job#this is the rest of my life i think and that makes me sad#i really tried to like school i tried so so hard to like school#but its so difficult. too many people too many noises#too many rumours and too many ableists#there are also too many tags on this post#but rlly the bad part of school has never been the work for me. im a dumbass but i do like learning#weh. dont make me go back. can i sleep for 72 hours instead of going to school#i hate walking into that stupid building everyday and being able to feel everybodys eyes go onto me#its all so scary. i should stop venting on here but i probably won't im sorry
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