#thats tomorrow me's problem

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, slight nudity

timeskip! whitney x eri (pc)

i need to make whitney a dad ;;w;;;

reference used for the art under the cut!

(unfortunately i've lost the source for the ref pic, so if anyone can be so kind as to link i'll add the link to the post!)

[blanketburritotoro]

Me, placing my phone out of reach of my bed before I lay down to go to sleep.... I'm going to hate me so much when my alarm goes off tomorrow.

Update: ✨️it didnt work✨️I got up. Turned off alarm. Plopped back down into bed without fully waking up.

[lemon-russ]

And now i have to take them out of boxes and put them in new spots??? Outrageous.

Fun thing no one tells you about owning Items, they have weight and mass, and if you move, you have to pick them all up and put them somewhere new. Scam.

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[evioran]

that one fyolai cake art but it's billford?? it's more likely than you think 🔥

okay this took FOREVER cant say im the happiest with the results cause i DID get kinda lazy at the end hahahaah....

[xxplastic-cubexx]

tablet died right when i finished that wanda doodle but i still wanna doodle what if i ended it all

[hellsbellssinclub]

I graduate tomorrow

Like for real.

There is a ceremony and everything. they are giving us a gown and cap for the graduation. I have brought a pretty dress. My hair will be nice. i even got my nails done

And I am going to have a bacholors degree to hang on my wall.

What the fuck you guys.

What the absolute fuck.

I spent my teenage years with bad mental illness.

I barely managed to get through with anything. School was hard because I could bare tolerate being there. I got lucky that the school had been supportive for that. I stumbled through my 20s, finishing off my diploma through covid and then now finishing off this bacholors course

I am 30 next year. I am starting my 30s off with two fucking degrees, a car, a job (or two) and my own little rental

fuck me. This is unreal. I feel great about it but fuck, it doesnt feel real

(i will post pictures tomorrow or day after)

[anris-resurrection]

when I want to make a human version of something Ill make painted portraits to try and get a feel oh how they might look before I commit to a pose and all that stuff. I want to make sure they feel familiar lol. idk how i feel about this so farm but i think im getting close to what i want. ill sleep on it and return to it with fresh eyes but as im trying to be more active you may all have this bts content lol.

[heedra]

im literally so happy with my baby goat. feeling like a tiger with a pumpkin full of meat

[six-seasons-andamovie]

Can i see the traditional part of your @/kermit-spooky-season-edition fanart?

Yeah sure, it'll have to be tomorrow or the day after due to it being late in my time zone and I have rehearsals tomorrow after school if that's ok with you?

I loved your art of Kermit! It's so cool!!!

[bookwormineedsleep]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AO3 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[midnightsnaq]

Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time

[seraphim-soulmate]

when my roommates put things back in the kitchen incorrectly it makes me frustrated and angry. apparently, did you know, this is not a thing all or most humans experience ? some people don't have an intense emotional reaction to things not being stacked in the optimal way, or pans not being put back in their "usual" spot. did you know this. did you.

[a-mint-bear]

im abbbooouuut... 3/4 of the way done with my big deadline work. im done with all the hard bits and now im just putting the finishing touches into it

i gotta stop doing this to myself... im so tired y'all

[nots0nu]

Pretend I posted awesome art because this week has been kicking my ass in busying my schedule..

[readymades2002]

oughhhhhhh i have no idea how im going to be able to start packing my things TT_______TT