#thats so cute holy shit

[nullbutler]

Not a ask but a headcanon for you cause you're dope and it's Cielois related!

Alois' hair may be curly and fluffy of all the right ways but it's also thick. Like needs a special kind of product and comb and brush and shit. (I have flat yet thick hair so I know) A thing I feel like would calm him down fast is something like head pets, fingers though his hair, etc. and that includes brushing.

So picture this:

It's a mid summer time, the weather is warm yet soft, there in a wide field of open trees and flowers under the shade of a gazebo area is Ciel and Alois sipping tea and eating honey combs and sweets. Flowers from a near by tree have fallen and flew across the summer air landing upon the golden rays of hair among the broken prince's crown, eye lashes flutter like a butterfly wing in curious woes when Alois felt the small impact of either a fairy brushing their feet or a flower in his locks and curls. Ciel, finishing sucking the sweet honey off his bare fingers, glance to his friend and other pair upon seeing his body shift of momentary surprise. Alois giggles, the sun giving his skin a warm gentle glow and his freckles(I see him with freckles) nearly disappear from the peach light of his cheeks. A moment of peace was set before the small Earl Phantomhive stretched forward and ran his fingers across his hair and scalp, shaking the flowers and it's petals and pollen from the lair of hair, icey blues locked among the beauty of peacock gem of a single orb while the action happens.

Alas, despite the secret area feeling public within the watchful eyes of nature and the whispers of the gossiping winds, Alois laid his head freely again the smaller chest of Ciel's, listening peacefully to his heart beat and breath while fingers pet and played with his hair

AWE thats so cute!

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

[spacedykez]

just spy things

[s-sputnik-k]

holy shit. oh my god. holy crap. oh lord. mother of god. jesus christ

I-

GAY! ROBOTS!

and I

~LOVE THEM~

AHH

[ruthlesslistener]

She likes to scream

[ace-ace-in-yo-face]

U ever start shipping a couple ironically cuz u're like "that's silly but kinda funny" so u look em up for laughs but then u enter the "hey they kinda cute actually" phase, and the longer u scroll through their tag the less ironic it becomes?

And here i am reading bowuigi(Bowser/Luigi) fanfiction.

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

Ahem.

Crowley is Aziraphale’s world, and Aziraphale is Crowley’s universe

[weirdbabs]

did scrapdragon make itself a little hand??

[satsuha]

i got so angry about the AB remaster i drew this

[best-fnaf-song-competition]

HEY YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING. BACK FOR ANOTHER BITE IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER

[looks-at-you]

I'm doing what I like to call "fogging" right now and yes this is a magnus archives reference this is basically me self depricating I've basically fallen into the lonely don't come looking for me

[dj-wayback]

Short robots rise up

I agree, short kings band together!!! No Ass ever!

[eliasiis]

yall ever just look at a guy and start violently frothing at the mouth? because

[kurjakani]

Valdemar torture dungeon tour

[southern--downpour]

pros of new hyperfixation: dopamine :) 

cons of new hyperfixation: i cannot focus on school work all i want to do is read trigun nothing else is interesting rn

[darkwater-reservoir]

They're literally the okokokok lalalala duo I love them so much 😭