#thats right baby its a SPIDERMAN AU

[longdeadking]

Miles Edgeworth was a prosecutor, and a good one. There weren't rankings of employment in the Japanifornia District Prosecutors' Office, exactly, but it was an open secret amongst its employees that Chief Prosecutor Skye entrusted him with the most tangled, convoluted, and high-profile cases they were given. He considered it an honor, and wore the title of "Demon Prosecutor" like a crown. He refused to let the whispers in the break room get to him — the ones rumoring salacious interactions with the Chief Prosecutor, or sums of money paid to her, or forged evidence and lies in court that gave his defendants harsher punishments than they otherwise would have received. He knew they weren't true, and so it was immature to let them bother him. He would not be immature. After all, despite his requests for a name change being shot down each time, he was a von Karma, and von Karmas were perfect.

Miles Edgeworth was a prosecutor, and he hated criminals. He considered them practically subhuman, and he could not find it in himself to regard them with any amount of sympathy — although, he would concede, he'd never tried very hard to. Those who broke the law were, in his eyes, incapable of being redeemed. The only recourse of justice was punishment, equalling exactly the severity of the crime committed, and no less. It was Miles' job as a prosecutor to ensure that justice was served. He could not falter, and did not; every defendant he faced was declared guilty. No defense attorney could compete with him. He was placed in a homeschooling program by his mentor and guardian, and graduated law school at only twenty. That feat alone, even without the supporting evidence of his spotless five-year record, would be enough to declare him a genius and a prodigy, but evidence was everything in court, so Miles didn't feel too badly about bringing up said record whenever he was challenged on his capability.

Miles Edgeworth was a prosecutor with a spotless record, his superior's trust, and a moral rage at criminals that could not be argued against. He was perfect, unflappable, unbeatable.

Except for, apparently, when his superior handed him a case file with an apologetic smile and an explanation that while no formal charges had been made, she was going to want him prosecuting once they had been, so she wanted to give him the file now. A case file that, when opened, revealed not a mugshot or frame from a security camera, but what was very clearly a cropped Instagram post, a selfie, showing a figure clad in a garish blue-and-red bodysuit that covered every inch of their body, including their face. The figure was, as best as Miles could tell, using the hand not holding out the phone to cling to a pipe on the side of a building, at minimum twelve stories in the air. Miles studied the photo for some time, but he could not figure out how the offending figure had gotten up there. Eventually, he gave up and resigned himself to scanning the rest of the cover page.

The words typed in wide font just below the baffling photo were not a name. They were, however, words that Miles recognized. Working in the legal spheres of Japanifornia, he would have had to have been astoundingly oblivious not to.

The words, the terrible words, the words that would eventually lead to the total destruction of the life Miles had created for himself, were as follows:

The Amazing Spider-Man.

Miles felt his eye twitch. This was going to be a truly awful case.

For how little sleep he'd gotten, Phoenix Wright was feeling pretty good as he rolled out of bed. His arms were sore in the satisfying way they always were after a night on the streets, and his sheets were barely creased, since apparently he'd slept like a brick.

He ran a hand through his hair as he hobbled to the bathroom, pushing back the flattened strands until he achieved something close to his usual spikes, although this time it was sweat and grease making them so spiky, instead of gel. He really needed to shower. The Chief would scowl at him for rolling in late again, but she couldn't really scold him. After all, he wasn't exactly some entitled slacker stumbling in hungover after too many shots at the local gentrification-chic rooftop bar.

No, Phoenix Wright was no stuck-up jerk. He was goddamn Spider-Man, and Mia knew it. So she couldn't say shit about him being late.

The hot shower was bliss on his sore shoulders, and after a leisurely half-hour in the bathroom, he looked professional to head to the office. 

During the day, Phoenix worked at Fey and Co. Law Offices as a secretary and paralegal to Mia Fey, criminal defense attorney. The office was cozy and low-profile, but it didn't need to be flashy. Anybody in real trouble knew Mia's name. When Phoenix first got the offer to work for her, he'd been so starstruck he nearly forgot to respond to the email. Thankfully, he remembered eventually, and now he was working comfortably under his brilliant mentor and friend, offering his perspective as an — ahem — professional to cases that smelled fishy. He wasn't in the courtroom much, but he didn't mind. He got enough attention from the public from his side job, thanks.

Today, Mia was already settled behind her desk when Phoenix walked in with a call of, "Sorry I'm late, Chief! Busy night, you know how it is."

"Phoenix…" Mia sighed. "I hope you slept well. I've got a new client I want you to look at."

Phoenix dropped his bag at his desk and meandered over to Mia, who had a file open in front of her and a few tabs up on her laptop. She pushed the paper file towards him first.

"I got a call from a friend at the PD. He said our client was asking for you, specifically, which was my first hint that this was an odd one." Mia clicked around on her laptop a bit, finally opening her email and refreshing the page a couple of times. Apparently, she was waiting for something.

Phoenix hummed. "Like, me me, or…"

"Yes, you you, Phoenix Wright, my assistant," Mia said. "I'm pretty sure my friend doesn't know about not-you. As in, he doesn't know it's you, not that he doesn't know you. Everybody knows you."

"You used you a lot in that sentence," Phoenix pointed out.

"Hush, you. Read the case."

"On it, boss," Phoenix said, giving Mia a two-finger salute.

He didn't have to read far before it shocked him.

"Larry Butz? What's he in for?"

Mia sighed and rubbed her temples. Usually, Phoenix could sort of forget that Mia had years of experience over him, but in this moment, it seemed like all those years hit her all at once. She had those moments sometimes. "Murder. What else?" she said.

Phoenix's eyebrows, already reaching an impressive altitude, climbed even higher. "Well, he's not guilty."

"You sound pretty certain," Mia said.

Phoenix shrugged. "Yeah, well, I know him. He's a ditz, not a killer. Who's the victim?"

"Maybe if you read the case file, you'd find out," Mia said, turning back to her laptop with a tiny frown. It was the most negative expression Phoenix had ever seen her make.

So Phoenix did read the case file. Well, kind of. He tried to, for sure. He was just a little, distracted.

See, there weren't many people in the world Phoenix was close to, and even fewer that knew about his secret identity. In fact, there were only two.

Mia Fey, his mentor, who didn't get told so much as she found out, after lining up Phoenix's late nights fighting crime with his late, sore, tired mornings on the job;

And Larry Butz, his best friend since grade school, who didn't get told so much as he was there for it, when Phoenix got bit by that spider while doing some light trespassing, and then when his superpowers spontaneously developed at the sleepover that night.

Larry was kind of an idiot, and he fell in love too fast for his own good, but he was kind, in his own way, and what he lacked in academic skill he made up for with his artistic talent. He could pick up any medium and his sense of aesthetic was unmatched, although you wouldn't guess it from looking at him. He was the one who inspired Phoenix to chase his dreams of becoming an actor. Although these days, Phoenix found himself regretting his decision to pass up pre-law. Still, Larry was reliable and a genius in his craft.

He was the one who made Phoenix's suits, actually. From the ground up, design to finished product. He never let Phoenix pay him, insisting that he was only helping out his "best bro." Phoenix never really pushed that hard, considering free was a whole lot better than whatever he'd be paying some tailor, factoring in the hush money. Phoenix was endlessly grateful for Larry's ability to keep secrets and his generosity. Not that he'd ever tell him, obviously. If the Butz got a big head it would be a disaster.

Mia's voice pulled Phoenix out of his reminiscing. "Are you alright, Wright?"

"Right as rain," Phoenix said automatically. It was a terrible joke he'd made the first time they met, and Mia liked it so much that it stuck. "Did you say something?"

"Just that the police are through with him, so if you'd like, we can go down to the detention center and interview Mr. Butz now," Mia said.

Phoenix nodded, scooping up the case file and grabbing his bag. Mia joined him and the pair walked out together into the streets towards the detention center.

"Was that what you were waiting for?" Phoenix asked.

Mia blinked. "What?"

"You kept refreshing your email. I was wondering if you were waiting for the go-ahead from the police."

"Oh, no, that was something else."

Phoenix nodded, but Mia didn't say any more. "Cool," he said lamely. "So. Larry. Why do they think he did it?"

"No idea, I'm afraid." The far-away look in Mia's eyes vanished as conversation came back around to the case. "I tried asking the detective in charge of investigations, but he's harder to talk circles around on the phone. I hope he'll still be at the detention center when we get there."

"Chief!" Phoenix put a hand to his heart, pretending to be shocked. "Conspiring against the upstanding members of the police force to get information? How could you do such a terrible thing?"

"Sure, because your method of justice is so legally squeaky-clean," Mia scoffed.

"Hey, I'm not a lawyer, I don't have to follow laws."

"You know that isn't true."

"Besides, if I ever get arrested, I know a top-notch attorney that'll defend me." Phoenix nudged Mia with his elbow.

"Oh, really? And who would that be? Because I know I'd be on the witness stand, hand in hand with Winston Payne to take you down, Terror of Japanifornia."

"Winston Payne! Chief, you wound me."

Mia shook her head. "I can tell you majored in theater. We're here."

The detention center was an ominous-looking gray concrete box attached to the police department. Walking past it always gave Phoenix the creeps. Something about the barred windows and blocky architecture made it feel like you were the one in prison, or at the very least, you deserved to be.

Or maybe that was because most of the times Phoenix was near the police department, he was technically doing crime. 

Still, Larry was waiting for him inside, so he followed dutifully after Mia through the front office and into the visitor's room.

Larry was already there when they walked in, and it looked like he'd been crying. His hair was a wreck, and not in his usual way. He was slumped over the little table like a drunk at closing time, and when he looked up at Phoenix, his bottom lip actually trembled.

"Nick! Come on, I didn't do it! I'm too soft for prison, man! I'm too young to die!" Larry wailed.

Phoenix resisted the urge to put his head in his hands. "You're not going to prison, Larry. Unless you did kill somebody."

"I would never!" Larry, to Phoenix's shock and horror, started sobbing again, fat tears tracing well-worn tracks down his face. "How could you! I loved her, man, I wouldn't ever kill her!"

"So the victim, Ms. Stone, she was-" Mia jumped in to save Phoenix.

"She was my girl, yeah," Larry said, sobs vanishing completely as he stared wistfully into the middle distance, no doubt recalling fond memories of whoever this girl was. "She was a bombshell. Almost as pretty as you." He smiled what Phoenix was sure he thought was a winning smile at Mia.

"Thank you, Mr. Butz. I'm sure this is hard for you to talk about, but we really need all the information we can get," Mia powered on.

Larry, though, looked confused. "Uh, who's 'we?' I asked for Nick to defend me, miss, no offense."

"I'm not a real lawyer," Phoenix explained. "This is Mia Fey, my boss. She's the actual lawyer. She's good, too. A genius. And just a good person. But anyway, she's taking on your defense. I might hang around behind the bench, but I'm not allowed to do much."

"But you said you worked for a law company! You're a liar!" Larry was crying again.

"I said I was a secretary."

"Mr. Butz. Please. Could I ask you some questions about what happened on the afternoon of Ms. Stone's murder?" Mia looked tired already. Phoenix felt a little bad about making her deal with Larry like this.

Larry, though, sobered up a little bit at Mia's words. She had that effect on people, Phoenix guessed. Her energy was just so down-to-earth that everyone around her couldn't help but stay grounded too.

"Sure. Whatever you need!"

Mia nodded. "First, about the murder weapon, the statue of The Thinker…"

Miles was going to pop a blood vessel, probably. Or have a stroke. Or some other deadly stress-related injury.

The case file on The Amazing Spider-Man was, in a word, unbalanced. While the records of their many crimes were plentiful and well-recorded, and there were so many photos that they had to be stored digitally instead of kept on paper with everything else, the most they had in terms of clues towards their identity were that they appeared to have a male build and voice, and that they tended to only appear within the city. Attempts to track them had been proven useless at best and actively misleading at worst. No cops had ever apprehended them at the scene, even though they usually stayed to watch over the thugs they'd beaten up to ensure they didn't "get away." Audio recordings of their voice did exist and were on file, but they were always quite far away, and there was no guarantee that their suit didn't contain some kind of voice changer, or that they weren't simply affecting their voice naturally.

In short, the police had a perfect criminal profile for Spider-Man, but they didn't have a single lead on their actual identity.

And Miles was supposed to assist them, somehow.

Chief Prosecutor Skye hadn't said those words exactly, but Miles knew from working under her for some time that when she wanted him to "keep an eye on" a case, it really meant babysitting the paper file and staying in contact with Detective Gumshoe. He liked Gumshoe fine, when he wasn't misplacing evidence, or overlooking evidence, or giving evidence to the defense. Unfortunately, Gumshoe was essentially always doing one of those three things, which made it very hard to work with him for long period of time. At least the detective had the good sense to know when Miles was right — that was, of course, always.

Miles had since closed the Spider-Man file and dropped it into a desk drawer. He didn't want to look at it too closely, lest his heart rate rise to dangerous levels. At the moment, he was waiting for a meeting with his mentor. It was nearly thirty minutes before he was due to arrive, but he had a habit of coming early on occasion in order to make sure that his wards were perfect always , not just when he was nearby. So Miles had spent the last hour cleaning his office until it was spotless, and all the time since then sitting with perfect posture at his desk.

As he predicted, Manfred von Karma knocked on his door exactly twelve minutes before their scheduled meeting time.

"Come in," Miles said, although he really didn't need to. Manfred had the keys to his office, and even if he didn't, Miles would never be so arrogant as to lock his office when expecting a visit from his great mentor.

"Miles Edgeworth," he greeted, standing in front of Miles' desk to force Miles to look up at him. If he were anyone else, Miles would stand so they were eye-to-eye, but he would never dare do something so disrespectful to his mentor.

"I presume Lana Skye has given you the case regarding the so-called vigilante that terrorizes this city," Manfred sneered. "I do not agree with her decision to give such a trivial case to you. You will not expend any energy on such a useless task. You will focus only on your current case, as I do. My single-minded focus is what makes me so perfect. You would do well to emulate it."

"Yes, sir," Miles nodded, voice small.

"This vigilante is pathetic, like all criminals. He is nothing but a violent thug, seeking out fights in order to feel like he is worth any more than the dirt which he likely eats instead of food." Manfred's words were directed at Spider-Man, without question, but staring at him with his face twisted into an expression of deep, well-practiced disgust, Miles couldn't help but feel like he was the one being insulted.

If anyone else were saying this, Miles would correct their language, explain that despite their name, there was no way of truly knowing if Spider-Man was male, but Manfred would hear none of it anyway, so Miles didn't bother. It would hardly be worth the pain it would cause.

"Your current case is your only priority. It must be perfect, because all von Karmas are perfect. I will accept nothing less, Miles Edgeworth."

"Yes, sir."

And with that, Manfred strode out of Miles' office, shutting the door behind him.

The tension bled out of Miles' body like someone cut his spinal cord. He slumped into his chair, suddenly exhausted to the point of tears, though he had no idea where this inexplicable fatigue had come from. The Spider-Man file burned a hole in his psyche, but he did not look at it again.

He would be a fool to disobey direct orders from Manfred von Karma.

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[thesummerpetsalamander]

the boys spiderman!hughie au idea because im a nerd:

some hughie x butcher and hughie x starlight (love triangle baby). it starts the same with some minor adjustments. the only two people who know hughie is spiderman are his dad and robin. he takes great pains to make sure nobody is able to connect that he’s spiderman because he wants to maintain some level of privacy and doesnt want to be a celebrity. just a friendly neighborhood spiderman. vought tried getting him to sign a contract to be one of their heroes, and although he was honored because he was a fan of the seven since he was a kid, he turned down the offer because again, he just wanted to be a friendly neighborhood spiderman. he has some social media fame because of the fact that he doesnt work for vought and isnt a part of some corporate marketing scheme, all of his saves are local and he really is committed to helping the neighborhood, and his anonymity also adds to his popularity (whos under the mask??).

hes standing on the curb talking to his girlfriend robin after his dayjob, when a-train accidentally kills her. and he feels SO GUILTY, because his spider-senses shouldve noticed a-train was coming, how did he not notice a-train was coming?? he struggles to accept that his powers have flaws, there are some things that he just cant sense in advance, not when theyre going that fast. he refuses to sign vought’s nda, and he really considers fighting a-train as spiderman, but he knows thats a fight he’ll lose. he spends the next few days on patrol as spiderman being INCREDIBLY cautious towards anyone walking through the street. the ptsd is real.

then butcher comes along, and hughie decides to work with him because its a great way to get back at vought and avenge robin without having to actually fight (because as much as he hates to admit it, a-train is a more powerful hero than him). he goes along with butcher’s plan. his spider senses can tell that something’s not right in the bathroom, but he’s so panicked about being in the tower that he doesnt connect the dors that translucent is watching him. something feels off the entire car ride home, and then the fight with translucent happens, and hughie becomes a part of butcher’s crew.

and thats where things get difficult. because hes in too deep (he just blew up TRANSLUCENT) to stop working with butcher, but butcher hates supes, and frenchie and butcher and m.m. can figure out a way to kill supes — its not looking good for him. so he decides not to tell them that he’s a supe. they dont need to know. they’d be pissed. so he wont tell them. hughie will work with the boys, and spiderman will just have to sit the bench for a while.

then he meets annie. then he finds out annie is starlight. and he really wants to tell her that he’s spiderman — but he reminds himself that she works for vought, and he cant let anyone else know he’s spiderman because it could royally blow up in his face. so he doesnt tell annie either.

and eventually it gets revealed to the boys and annie that hes spiderman, maybe in a fight where he wasnt using his powers but then has to because theres no other way to save the others, and that gives it away. so he has to deal with annie and the boys knowing. then somehow, the country finds out. and he has to deal with that too.

im thinking it could relatively follow the same plot as season one and maybe two, but then his plotline with temp v in season three would be very different obviously. but i’m really thinking of writing it. any takers??

[notthestarwar]

for the WIP game, can you tell me more about ‘Fox gets a job- quin/ Fox’ 👀👀

thank you for asking!

OK so i know i've talked about this on here before but i love this au so i'm gonna repeat myself a bit probably.

so its set post war, no order 66. The idea is that the war opened everyones eyes to cloning, in a very bad way. loads of half bit criminals are like. free labour? people we can raise to do whatever we want? why don't we give it a try. theres a background of a lot of shitty gangs going about trying out cloning in a way that would horrify the kaminoans really. this is not good science, this is comic book-esque backstreet cloning in order to take advantage of people.

they are largely not successful. the problem isnt that there are loads of gang owned clones around. the problem is that they keep trying even tho they dont know shit about cloning and so vulnerable ppl are getting kidnapped off the streets for gennetic material and in a baby farm type way to grow clones in. its bad.

enter fox. he's drifting after the war. he doesnt really know what too do with his life. he is looking for a job and he says he wants a job but everytime he gets an interview he's overly honest and tells them things like 'yeah i killed my last boss' (palpatine) and 'my greatest flaw? i'm too competent. it makes my bosses feel inferior' and so understandably nobody will give him a job

he doesnt actually need a job. quin is paying all his bills cause theyre in a weird not relationship and wont admit they care about eachother. fox is deadly embarrased about whatever quin funding him and spending all his days off in fox's apartment might signify and so it is a MASSIVE SECRET that must be kept from fox's brothers.

so fox at this point in his life, stumbles on to one of these cloning ops and ends up helping someone. and it becomes kind of addictive. he wont admit it but helping these people, who are being hurt by cloning, settles something in him. maybe it settles the thing in him that he wont admit is so hurt by the cards he and his brothers have been dealt, by what was done to them.

so fox sets up as a private investigator. but because he's a weirdo who runs from intimacy he kind of. doesnt tell anyone (he cant. this is important to him) but of course, his brothers find out anyway and they also find out that he's running the worst business ever because he's not taking money from his clients. because he doesnt feel right doing it.

now where this is building to (and this is the part that i kinda got stuck on) is he stumbles on to a BIG criminall gang cloning conspiracy. one where they are actually succeeding in cloning people. he ends up investigating this one with Boba! which pretty much happens cause at the start before he knows how big this is, he walks in to this lab, and who has also broken in to the lab and is investigating the same conspiracy? BOBA. and its just like. fox and boba stood on either side of this illegal lab like. spiderman meme pointing. looking out of the window of a car as they drive past each other. that vibe.

and the rest of the story is boba and fox on this unwilling team up. neither of them wanting to admit to feelings but having to kind of both admit. yeah. bad things happened to us and i dont like the idea of anyone else being out there with similar stuff happening to them. they also unwillingly get close. then theres the side plot of fox having to admit his feelings when it comes too quin and admit that theyre kinda living like theyre in a committed relationship without the words. and then the other thing thats going on in the background is cody and obi wan, who are living together, in a happy relationship apart from the fact that they never have an empty house becuase one of them is aways inviting some wayward sibling or other to stay with them. cody and obi wan respectively have no shortage of family so its just constant and both of them act like theyre annoyed each time the others do it, but really, its why they love each other and theyre both so big brother coded and yeah.

so i know i've alread shared some bits of this here and here (and possibly theres a third one floating around here as welll? cant find it)

so here are some other snippets from other parts of the au:

and from a bit later on, a quin/fox bit

later on, fox being uncharactaristially honest (it's easier when the person doesnt matter to him)

and finally, fox's thoughts on the cloning problem

and i've shared loads sorry so i'll stop now, but yeah. this is an idea i am very excited about and i am very frustrated that i havent been able to form a conspiracy that fits right for him and boba to investigate

[jovenshires]

hello may i ask what inspire your fic ideas

ohhhh what a great question bc the answer is anything and everything tbh. song lyrics, tumblr posts, every day experiences, movies & tv, etc. whatever ya know. but lemme go through my published fics as examples:

right side & fall fic were both inspired by my personal wants/needs/aspirations at the time!! for right side i desperately needed a haircut (and wanted some domestic intimacy. maybe. whos to say) AND was trying to apply to beauty schools so. the thought was in my brain. and fall fic - i really really wanted to go to a corn maze SKSKSLSKWL (and then i Did)

he said baby and the birthday fic were both inspired by song lyrics - "kingston" by faye webster and "you are in love" by taylor swift respectively. the birthday fic is a song fic, so it follows all the lyrics as if it were the song itself, and hsb is just inspired by the line it took as its title! (hsb is also inspired in part by an eioyi video in which tommy calls spencer a bunch of very cute nicknames which just made me think gay thoughts so you know)

rwylm and the bed sharing fic were both (in a way) prompted by people on here! the bed sharing fic was like an actual full prompt in which someone asked specifically for amangela bed sharing. rwylm was more someone said "haha time loop au... jk unless?" into my inbox and i RAN with it at full speeds

the last two are kind of unique!! haunted house was a combo of a prompt (from stella my very dear pal) and a video (the haunted house video that spencer literally had no part in but tommy did so yk the brain worms took hold anyway). and sunflower. look i really wanted that spiderman au. i heard "karma" by taylor swift and knew what needed to be done

anyway! i hope that was helpful at all. if youre looking for insp i cannot highly recommend everyday life enough. romanticize the fuck out of your trip to the grocery store. think about how nice it'd be to do laundry WITH someone and then write about it. take that book you had to read for eighth grade english and turn it into an au. thats where 90% of my brain power comes from all the time

[hatake-kakashi]

kakairu ideas:

- hs teacher kakashi x elementary teacher iruka.  naruto is iruka’s (adopted) son who thinks kakashi is weird. (toying w the idea that sasuke is kakashi’s adopted son but we’ll see) 

- kakashi is the frontman in a band and he meets iruka (who is the watier) at a restaurant over summer. iruka isnt really in tune w pop culture so he doesnt recognize kakashi at all; kakashi asks for his number and iruka says “my number isn’t on the menu” but anyway he ends up getting it and they fall in love. iruka is a teacher and also naruto is his (a) son bc i said so. naruto is 6

- iruka gets a new dog for him and his son (you guessed it) naruto. he sees kakashi in the park walking dogs often so he thinks hes a dog walker, resulting in him asking kakashi to walk his dog while he’s working with kids after school. kakashi is not a dog walker he just walks his own dogs but agrees anyway because he thinks iruka is cute

- iruka helps ‘coach’ the kids (~8 year olds) basketball team (its mostly just playing around but there are some ‘serious’ games) and kakashi (sasuke’s dad) goes to the practices and pines over him (as do literlaly all of the other parents but anyway). kotetsu is the coach. features tetsu walking over to iruka and saying “oh youve met kakashi! you sure do have a type” (gray hair) (mizuki is irukas ex bc i said so) 

- tired phd student kakashi frequents the coffee shop iruka works at. iruka leaves him notes on his cup telling him he hopes he gets rest and to have a nice day/etc

- canon universe where kakashi is hokage and asks iruka if he’d like to have dinner at his house. iruka agrees. kakashi has fangs here. they both have been yearning for years. also kakashi has never been on a real date 

- uh i have an au based off of the song ribcage by andy black. basically its kakashi ignoring his feelings for iruka until he cant anymore

- super hero!kakashi au. basically hes spiderman but like not. iruka is mj but also like not.  its set in a college universe tho, iruka is an intern. kakashi is called white fang

- iruka is a writer (yes of icha icha but sh); naruto is his son; naruto joins a self defense class for the fun of it bc he ‘wants to be a ninja’; kakashi is one of the instructors

- kakashi is a writer and iruka is a teacher.  naruto is irukas adopted son. theres a lot of referenced angst but like its really happy. very soft and they fall in love fast ////////////// i have a seqeul planned for this one but it could possibly be stand alone. kkir are married and naruto is their son. they agree to do foster care---the foster 12 year old sasuke. sasuke is dealing w a lot of trauma (his parents are dead and itachi is in a coma. he hates all his foster familes and is kind of a trouble maker. kkir dont want to give up on him. they support and love him and also get him therapy bc he needs it )

- this is one of my favorites but its also angsty. kkir are married but kakashi still has yet to talk to iruka about his nightmares/share them w him and his coping mechanisms aren’t the best. its kind of a study on kakashi’s ptsd w rin and obito but also like eh (the title of this i think will be ‘set fire to the person i was’)

- (nsfw) but kkir are uh. friends w benefits i GUESS. they dont talk abt their feelings tho and end up being way to tender w one another and falling in love. kakashi is bad at love tho so he kinda,,,,runs away from it but like its happy i promise

- this is also one of my faves basically set like. right after the 4th war . iruka has a feeling something bad happened to kakashi, and it did. he died, however. like kakashi and the rest come back. anyways iruka sees kakashi, runs to him, kisses him in front of a lot of ppl bc like. thats love baby. its really short and sweet

- “he’ll cry over him, kakashi thinks vaguley as iruka presses a hot kiss to his neck. maybe not now, maybe not in the coming weeks, but he will, some day, cry over love lost” is an excerpt. yes it another fwb au. fight me over it

[absolutelybifurious]

Omg I’m thinking abt the shyan spiderman au. Like wouldn’t it make sense if shane was spiderman since he did get those cobwebs and spiders on him

listen, anon, i see ur point, but i have a better idea...

like okay ryan is clearly a perfect spiderman. this idealistic, clumsy, nerdy naive college freshmen like, ryan would totally be wandering around some abandoned laboratory looking for evidence of aliens or some shit for his research project that he has to submit in FOUR YEARS, probably by himself, bc his asshole friend, shane, ducked out on him earlier because "its all bullshit, ryan" but whatever ryan's going ANYWAY because it's NOT bullshit and he's gonna prove it and so he manages to sneak into some ridiculous ass lab trying to get evidence that these motherfuckers are experimenting on aliens (they aren't) but they ARE doing some weird experiments on animals and oh, look SPIDERS, and he manages to get himself into some dumbass room a la andrew garfield and fuck well, he gets bitten, and probably almost caught, but its fine... because he ends up just going home like, okay, well, that was pointless.

wakes up the next day and ONE HUNDRED PERCENT has super powers. so this is at least something to lord over shane, so he meets up with shane the next day on campus and tells him and shanes just like l o fucking l sure dude. and ryans like well fuck you if you don't believe me then i'm sure as hell not showing you my REALLY COOL powers, and he goes off to like figure out what hes going to do, and hes experimenting around with all this shit mostly confused but he comes up with something of a suit thats pretty dingy and kinda sad but whatever and he decides i know what i'll do!!! i'll fight crime? because hes ryan and of course he would, so for a while he kinda just fumbles along not really knowing how to FIND crime bc even if he can web to buildings theres like A LOT OF CITY and hes just not quite sure so the best he can do is stop a drug deal that turns out to be some guy giving another one mcdonalds and disturb a guy enough that he decides not to steal a car, which like, baby steps

hes still not talking to shane but hes like well whatever i'm gonna spy on him even though hes a DICK maybe i'll freak him out and show him since like... i kinda miss him. but he gets hung up on trying to find the right moment so he ends up just following shane around and like, saving a dog or something in front of him and shanes like ??? and it ends up being weirdly antagonistically flirty bc lbr shanes like ok its kinda hot but also its??? super stupid?? and they probably end up doing that really attractive upside down kiss and ryans like well now i can definitely NEVER TELL HIM EVER. but hes gonna keep following him so he does and eventually shane is being like... mugged or some shit and ryan is like OH FUCK. so ofc he intervenes and its this whole thing where he almost gets shot but he manages to web the guy to the car and starts to be like okay this isnt how i wanted this to go so he tries to like swing away via web but it doesn't work out so he ends up falling on his face and shanes like "wow that was sad" and ryans like shut up shane and shanes like oH MY FUCKING GOD RYAN???? and ryans like damn it. 

so they go back home and shane is like 100% protective mode like dude you CANNOT do this. you are a clumsy iDIOT super powers or no, this is NOT cool and you should STOP immediately. but ryans like excUSE YOU I HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO GOOD AND IM GONNA and shanes like, oh my god,,,, i swear to god, dude, no,,, you're going to get hurt this suit is really fucking horrible but ryans gonna do it so shanes like fuck.

and then hes like wait we definitely kissed 

so hes like fuck. again.

and so he starts this whole thing using some trust fund that he probably has bc hes unofficially batman in this story and helps ryan engineer a suit that doesnt suck and tries to like help him as much as he can without Getting Involved because hes not about that life. and then eventually ryan ends up pissing off some super villian as spiderman tends to do when hes being too heroic and shane ends up in some stupid-ass looking suit to like save ryan from falling off a building or something. and they team up to kill this piece of shit and then ryans like you look like such an idiot and shanes like “you son of a bitch.”

and they make out, or something. 

yeah i have a lot of feelings about hte spiderman AU dude