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beachcomber got the most beautiful panels out of this comic this is what my king deserves fr he didnt got much focus on g1 so im just glad he can continue show his nature lover bestie of the animals side in this continuation
#praying he doesnt get a horrible dead haha#beachcomber#tf comics#transformers comics#g1 beachcomber mention#tf skybound#energon universe#maccadam#beachcomber nation rise#thats pookie fr
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He's so BABY 🤏🏿😭
the HUH!? moment
#his lil epiphany moment is the cutest thing ever#i love the faces teiko akashi makes#so sweet and adorable#thats pookie fr#thank you for this#kuroko no basket#knb fanart#akashi seijuro
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me getting into f1 was not unexpected. god I knew once f1 got it's claws in me there'd be no turning back but for my little lad to be logan?? that's what was truly unexpected.
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There's already Francis Mosses hate on Twitter lolllll
#angus too in one of those tweets#nah fr Francis is mid#Steven my pookie boo boo bear on the other hand#tnmn#that's not my neighbors#thats not my neighbor#francis mosses#milkman#kind of expected it tbh LMAOOO#at least everyone on Twit agrees that his neighbors are hot AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mmm tiddy
#thats it thats my post#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#pookie bear#celebrity crush#god i want him so bad#revenge era#really hot#revenge era gene#man tiddies#i need to fuck that old man nasty style#i need him to breastfeed me fr#heavy metal#daddy af#daddy gene#gene got me thinking unholy thoughts#god i need him#just fangirl things#just girly things#genes number one nastiest fangirl#he knows what he's doing#genes chest
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Thank you this is indeed helping I love him so much
My brain is in shambles after recovering from a 3-hour exam earlier today. Somebody please give me some cute Akashi headcanons or sumn. I'm dyin over here.
#seeing a pic of akashi helped me gain a lil HP back#thats pookie fr#so baby-coded#i could just smooch his forehead#thank you for this#kuroko no basket#knb official art#akashi seijuro
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WHY IS SHE SO TINY 🥹🥹🥲🥲🥲😞😔😩🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😫😫😫😫
#new year soon and im having a breakdown over tinyhanni#like look at her#my heart hurts#tiniest pookie#she's ssaurr cute im sawrry thats daughter fr !#wanna keep her in my pocket forever#ouh..#she's just standing🧍♀️ and she's breaking my heart to pieces she's so adorable#pham hanni#i swear im normal about her she's just so tiny 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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btw I would like to let y'all know I am continuing my Schulott soulmate au 🤗🤗
#ethan posts#ethan writes#oh so ethan writes joins my top tags but oscar‚ my pookie in law‚ wont even after months????#thats so homophobic of him fr#/jk
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BY THE BOOK//MV1\\
pairing: max verstappen x student!reader
description: college is hard... senior year is harder... the final week is hell... all of that, along with media attention, makes for an interesting time...
faceclaim: various pinterest girls
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y/username closing in... one month to go!
maxverstappen1 a month till i have you all to myself
y/username ugh cant wait either
user1 ugh, she makes learning look hot
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y/username one subject taken off the roster, like a million more to go...
carmenmmundt aaaaah, can't wait to see you!!! good luck w school bby
y/username me either!!!! thanksss <<33
maxverstappen1 look at my pretty girl being smart <3
y/username 🥺 love you maxiee <<33 maxverstappen1 <3
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y/username And another one!
lilymhe pookie looking fire as always!!
y/username thank you pookie maxverstappen1 huh? y/username for someone our age, you are beyond confused and it sometimes concerns me lilymhe come to me bbg, i know it all y/username sorry, but alex aint letting me alex_albon damn right im not, back off my girl
user2 those 100% are calling me stupid in every language
user3 like fr, she's putting my A's to shaame
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y/username more studying, feat. lil bro cause he wanted coffee and the pic was nice
y/bro/username the coffee was good... the fact i didn't pay for it... even better
y/username wow, really mature, mr. im yoUng ANd have mY oWn moNEy y/bro/username yeah, i said i had money not that i spend it user4 a whole mood tbh
maxverstappen1 @y/bro/username my gf is not your ATM, love you tho little man
y/username tell him maxie!! y/bro/username sorry max, wont do it again
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y/username its the final count dooown ft. maxie cause he got some time off 💃🏻
maxverstappen1 put your phone down and come over
y/username 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ user6 so real for that
lilymhe @/carmenmmundt she fr chose him over us
carmenmmundt i mean, thats criminal y/username you girls know you'll always be my no.1s maxverstappen1 ?? im next to you y/username 👩🏻🦯
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maxverstappen1 the only right way to spend my break <3
y/username love you, baby
maxverstappen1 love you too, cutie <3
user7 imagine being picked up with flowers and coffee, i'd die tbh
user8 the matching pj's, soo cute
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y/username did yall think he didn't bring the children??
maxverstappen1 send me that pic rn
y/username way ahead of you, check your messages
user9 im, sorry, he brought the cats with him, they're watching friends and eating in bed?? your honor they're perfect
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maxverstappen1 forcing her to take a break <3
y/username you know i cant deny your eyes <3 user10 so real for that
hater1 them dating for like one week a year is so annoying
user11 you being single is so annoying user12 omg right? like get a life
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y/username i graduated or something, idk
maxverstappen1 congrats my love!!<<33
y/username mwah <3
lilymhe omg, congrats beautiful!!!
y/username thank you pookie!! alex_albon congrats professor, hope you can teach max some anger management!! y/username i honestly think yall are the problem cause hes a sweet baby angel around me landonorris uh-hu whatever you say... congrats tho!! y/username yall are getting on my nerves...
carmenmmundt congrats love, can't wait for dinner tonight, georgie is already stressing over his suit!!
georgerussell63 its the wrong color, its not gonna match your aesthetic😔 y/username dont worry georgie, its gonna be fine whatever you wear, also thank you bby
lewishamilton congrats little lady!! rosscoe is ready for dinner, bowtie and all
y/username thank youuu, i just know he will be the best behaved guest of them all
redbullracing Congratulations, professor!
y/username thank you!!<3
fernandoalo_official congrtulations little lady!!
y/username thank you old man<<33
sebastianvettel congrats shatzi!!!
y/username dankeschön!!!
user13 mother is mothering!! congrats!!! liked by y/username
user14 ugh i cant wait for the dinner pics
user15 and the drunk pics hihi liked by y/username user15 MOTHER LIKING!!?? liked by y/username
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☆ boynextdoor reaction to you biting them
requested: no
genre: fluff ig?
warnings: none that i can think of
word count: 1.1k
a/n: more self indulgent things because I have a biting problem.
sungho:
gobsmacked
yk that really shocked face he makes where his mouth is open and his eyes are wide?
that's his face when he realises you bit him
it's a light bite but it's unexpected
you two are in the lower homes living room just chilling. sungho is playing fifa while you just mindlessly scroll on your phone. eventually you get tired of your phone and now you need your boyfriends attention. but sungho is locked in on the game and you know simply asking for his attention wouldn't work. so naturally you do what must be done. and you bite his arm. you bit him lightly but you've never bitten him before so man was s h o c k e d. he looks towards you eyes wide, mouth open and then looks at his arm, then back at you.
"hi"
"hi? did you just bite me?"
"mhm"
"why?"
you bit him again and cuddled up in his side 😌
riwoo:
goes silent
riwoo.exe has stopped responding
like remember the funnextdoor episode where he went quiet and woonhak was like "riwoo is trying to think of something funny to say"
kinda like that
riwoo gives me yapper vibes so...
you two are sitting at the table in the kitchen just enjoying some snacks while talking about your day. he's probably telling you about a new dance he's learning or something stupid that happened at dance practice. you're just listening and watching your absolute cutie patootie of a boyfriend yap away. as he's doing this you cant help but notice how cute his cheeks look. and how biteable they look.... and so to preserve your own sanity you do just that. you bite his cheek 😌. following your bite all you hear is, well, nothing. sanghyeok is just sitting staring at you with wide eyes, bite unfinished. man is shocked, flustered, flabbergasted and so much more
"riwoo?"
"..."
"baby?"
"..."
"sanghyeok?"
"..."
jaehyun:
menace pt1
bros probably going to start singing bite me ngl
but we know hes a dramatic pookie
so that too
you and jaehyun are in his room. hes studying some english. youre having the time of your life, laying with your head in his lap, watching him struggle to pronounce "yacht". you offered to help him but noooo, he can do it. refuses to let you help because he wants to prove he can do it himself and with any other word you wouldnt doubt him. he's quite good at english and hes improving rapidly but the word "yacht"... its a pain in the ass to learn at first even if english is your first language. i mean look at it it should be pronounced "ya ch t" or something. he had first said "ya ch t" and was convinced that's how it was pronounced until he looked at your face and realised he was wrong. but was going to ask for help? no? but manz could NOT figure out what else it could be.
after about 5 minutes of watching him struggle you got fed up and decided to MAKE him listen to you. so you leaned your head down. and but his thigh. surprised at first, bamboozled even. but once he realised what had happened he started giggling soon followed by you. after recovering from the laughing fit, he did not miss a single beat and started singing in that voice he uses to annoy sungho.
"its you and me in this world 내게로 다시 와 tie me"
"seriously? thats you first response?!?!"
"날 구원할 거라면 just come kiss me and bite me"
"sure but say 'yacht' first"
"HEY"
taesan:
bites back.
thats it
thats the headcanon
jk but fr
i cant find it now but theres a video of taesan biting jaehyun and bro just nommed in jaehyuns arm
which is why im 100% sure he would bite back
honestly wouldnt even be phased
its probably your love language as a couple
you and taesan were at the studio, taesan was working on some new songs while you sat nearby doing some assignments. eventually the words you were typing started floating around the screen and you didnt even know what you were typing so you decided it was a good time to take a break. but if youre taking a break then taesan should also be taking a break because 1. he was probably tired too and 2. how dare he work while youre taking a break instead of giving you attention. so you decided to give him a few minutes so that he wouldnt lose his train of though. plus he looks so cute when hes focused so...
HOWEVER a few minutes turned into 10 minutes. 10 minutes turned into 20. and eventually half an hour passed. you realised taesan wasnt about to take a break any time soon, so you decided to take matters into your own hands. you slowly crept up behind him and attacked. bro did not move. just looked at you smiled and pulled you into his lap. you may not have gotten a reaction but hey, now you get attention from your boyfriend. with no consequences... right? err❌ wrong.
"whats up?"
"you should take a break youve been working for so long. nonstop"
"okay"
"youre just going to listen? that easily?"
"hmm?" *bites you*
leehan:
menace pt2
takes it as an opportunity to flirt
teases you to no end
i keep thinking about that boynextdoor 2night video where while spinning bottle the jaehyun told him he was doing it the wrong way
and he was like ill do it how i want
so like
think abt that
you and leehan were watching a kdrama while cuddling. initially both of you were very invested and you kept fangirling over the male lead (me every time i watch unlock my boss) and leehan would laugh and jokingly complain about it. after about two more episodes you noticed that leehan hadnt said anthing in a while so you looked towards him and saw that he had dozed off. but this was unacceptable how could he leave you to watch people try to kill each other on your own. no absolutely not. this was not allowed. how dare he. you first tried slightly shaking him awake, it woke him up but he just mumbled something unintelligible and closed his eyes again. time for plan b. biting him.
it worked. quite well. too well.
"why???"
"why what?"
"baby i know i taste good but if youre hungry the gummies might serve you better"
"you left me alone to watch mr.oh be mean to my husband 😔"
"hey its ok i didnt hear anything he said about me~"
"oh god you know what go back to sleep"
#boynextdoor#boynextdoor x reader#bnd#boynextdoor fluff#boynextdoor imagines#boynextdoor reactions#bnd x reader#park sungho#sungho#sungho x reader#riwoo#riwoo x reader#myunjae#myung jaehyun x reader#taesan#taesan x reader#leehan#leehan x reader#lee sanghyeok x reader#han dongmin x reader#kim donghyun x reader#lee sanghyeok#han dongmin#kim donghyun#bnd fluff#bnd fanfic#bnd fic#boynextdoor fanfic#boynextdoor fic#bnd reactions
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Not Over the Papaya | OP81
⊹ 。•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : I’m sorry everyone who’s requesting to be added to the taglists :(( I thank you for your support fr! tumblr wouldn’t let me add anymore people. But! I promise I’ll add you lovely people to the maintaglist after this series!
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Warnings : Moderate Cursing , Grammatical Errors
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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*Message sent
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mclaren OSCAR PIASTRI!! GRAND PRIX WINNER
!!!🏆
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Y/N. 11h
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oscarpiastri Thank you again Y/Niee🧡 Where’s my reward?
Y/N. So so proud of you Osc! I’m so happy for you. Truly deserved 🥺
Y/N. What reward do you want Mr. Eager?
oscarpiastri Attend the next grand prix 😁 pleaseee?
Y/N. How could I say no to that? 😫 Ok Oscar Jack Piastri, I’ll go to the next grand prix for you!
oscarpiastri Lets freaking go!! Now go to sleep!
Y/N. Aye aye sire 🫡.
Y/bf Someone is being brave 🤭
Y/N. Whatever do you mean my dear best friend
Y/bf Nothing Nothing ~
charles_leclerc OH I SEE 👀
Y/N. well you do have eyes Charles, of course you can see 😌
charles_leclerc yes, and I see you supporting my son~ Are you my future daughter in law then?
Y/N. 🤡 ok bye charles
Y/N 7m
*Incoming Call from Oscar
Pick up or Decline
Pick up
“Hi Osc! nows not a great time~ I’m live in 2 minutes”
“I know, I’m here”
“what do you mean your here??”
“ I’m here at the venue. Is it normally this loud? your fans are crazy not gonna lie”
“Oscar your here??? like America?? like my concert?? your here here??”
“Surprise! went as soon as I can”
“ Your flight was for here?? Oscar you just won a race and you literally flown to see me?? Thats an 11 hour flight!”
“Yeah well. Anything to make you happy”
“Holy shit Oscar… no one has ever done that for me. you’re fucking crazy! I’ll meet you later I swear…. wait for me backstage you muppet! I Missed you so much.”
“Missed you loads. Good luck on the show, Dear”
“Thanks so much my kindest sweeties pookie. Now watch we work”
*Call ended
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Y/N. The chapter has finally closed beautifully. Thank you Florida and the people who made it so✨
oscarpiastri You were so strong for doing this. I’m very proud of you Y/N 🧡
Y/N. Your support and presence meant the world Osc. Thank you for everything 🤍
oscarpiastri wouldn’t miss it for anything.
Y/bf Y/N, my dearest friend. You’ve truly outdone yourself. My tear ducts are empty, you were literally shining. I’m so proud of you!
Y/N. Thank you my OG 🥺 Thank you for holding on to us since day 1.
Y/bf always babe! always.
user1 If you didn’t cry during Y/N’s concert are you even human? fucking bawled my eyes out there.
user2 ik you could feel the hurt in Y/N’s voice when she sang her old songs for Lando. My entire body felt like I was the one who got cheated on.
user3 Y/N is a genius for making her old pop love songs for Lando into ballads. The raw emotions in her voice were both haunting and beautiful at the same time.
user4 Y/N everyone is so proud of you. Your strength astounds us.
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gala shenanigans | o. piastri (81)
a/n: bork bork bork bork HAVE YOU SEEN LILY??? WOW. MOTHER.
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username THE MOST EXPRESSION OSCAR EVER HAD ONLINE
username so you don’t have twitter…
username okay? three hearts. THATS THREE RED MF HEARTS
landonorris new mclaren instagram???
mclaren 😔
username NOT YN BEING MORE EXCITED FHAN MCLAREN THEMSELF
username THIS. THIS IS RHE PICTURE.
username yn gets it.
username PERIODDDD
username EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MISS GURL
username ARE THEY FUCKING DRUNK?
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username A 100 PERCENT 😭
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landonorris: are you drunk???
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landonorris: OMG?
landonorris: I’m buying drinks for both of you from now on
: BET
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yourinsta HE POSTED ME!!? 😍
oscarpiastri SHE REPLIED? 😉
username oscar in his FANGIRL ERAAAA
username he has always been. fight me 🤭
logansargeant do me a favor and log off
yourinsta YOU logg offt
landonorris WHY IS ZAK TEXTING ME
mclaren WE JUST WANT TO TALK
georgerussell63 Toto’s calling
oscarpiastri me or my wife
yourinsta HE MY HUSBAND????
georgerussell63 Blimey.
username I WANNA THANK WHO EVER THE FUCK WAS ON THAY TABLE AND GOT THEM DRUNK ASF
username I lowkey don’t want it to be checo cause I cannot be caught lacking and liking him 😔😔✊
username it’s definitely the fia.
username GURL FR
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oscarpiastri idk but I’d like to take her home again
yourinsta OMG?? 🫠
username so THIS is oscar. 🫢
mclaren we still love you ynn 🧡🧡
yourinsta send my apologies 😭😭😭😔
useraname NOT THE WAGS SUPPORTING THE ULTIMATE GIRLS GIRL
username as they shouldddd
oscar’s my pookie and he deservedddd
interacting anyway would be greatly appreciated cuz I love y'all 🫢
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!
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"I always wanted to be this big hairy guy"
"You are"
#kiss#mykissposts#paul stanley#starchild#gene simmons#demon#stardemon#big hairy pookie bear thats you gene#love my old man fr
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Please, indulge in some house husband Alastor
Sorry for sending an ask so soon after sending you one not too long ago-
BET-
Imma do a little headcanons cause that's all I can think of AND DONT WORRY POOKIE- I DONT MIND AT ALL
Whether this is romantic or platonic or a Queer Platonic Relationship. He will be the house husband of your dreams.
Like he'll still go out and do his Overlord shenanigans because he's a little quirky~ (aka he's a psychopath) BUT-
He'll cook for you and clean for you, especially if you have a stressful job and he'll even go as far as packing it up for your next lunch the next day.
He'll pamper you by getting you gifts and allowing you to cuddle with him at times! He doesn't like the touching aspect much but he lets you do it.
Will 100% do all the chores, idk why but he strikes me as a man who loves to clean. (fr me tho- I'll be your househusband /lh)
Like when he's extra bored? He'll deep clean the whole house. It's not even funny-
THATS ALL I GOT FOR NOW GANG BUT IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD ON DONT BE AFRAID TO DO SO-
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel imagine#gn reader#alastor x reader#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor x you#alastor fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor
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pixels [ newt x reader - modern text au ]
ch. 2 - drama queen core
summary: minho's drama finally catches up with him, but newt becomes a hero.
warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.
➥ m.list
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THE GLADE
[ 12:08 PM ]
y/n: gm pookies
newt: it’s the afternoon.
y/n: yeah well
ur east coast
newt: so are you y/n
y/n: FINE BAD MORNING THEN ARE U HAPPY?
minho: drama queen is awake
newt: you’re the drama queen min let’s be fr
minho: u want me to die be honest
newt: see .
tommy: hey guys :3 been waiting for you all
y/n: awwww tommy <3 gm
tommy: morning sweetums
minho: ew stop
newt: how did you sleep?
tommy: good! used my new heated pillow
newt: not you
minho: not you
tommy: wtf
WHO THEN?? THERES LIKE 7 OTHER PPL IN HERE
minho: he means y/n
and there’s 4 other people not including newt and y/n dumbass
y/n: oh
why just me????
newt: cuz you stayed up til 6 am
y/n: ..
how do you know that
newt: i saw you were active on discord
gally: doesn’t that mean you were awake too then
newt: ok and?
minho: thats crazy newt
newt: no it isn’t
i just casually saw it
y/n: hehe
im ok i need to sleep more. sims 4 was really consuming me
why were you awake??
newt: up for work
minho: you get on discord before work?
chronically online..
newt: can you choke and pass out and hit your head please
minho: THE WAY U WANT ME DEAD IS INSANE
y/n: he’s gotta check on his discord hoes before hitting the grind
newt: there are no discord hoes
unless you count thomas
and i don’t
tommy: well why not
newt: because you disgust me
tommy: love u too :3<3
minho: y’all about to kiss aren’t you
newt: never say that shit again im outside your door with a b*mb
minho: why censor it
just blow me up it’s my grandmas house anyway. u want to jump her that bad????
gally: blow that bitch up i say
y/n: HELLO???!,!!
gally: minho not grandma
she loves me cuz im so tall
minho: tall people always gotta remind you they’re tall 😒
like we get it bigfoot
gally: shut up tinkerbell
y/n: you’re somewhat tall minho
minho: any man under 6’0 is considered short
y/n: yeah but newt is 6 ft trapped in a 5’10 body so not totally true
newt: what does that even mean
minho: give me a break
i can tell you exactly what that means
she wanna hit
newt: stop
tommy: don’t get his hopes up
newt: dude
stfu
y/n: what newt said
gally: can we appreciate the only one actually over 6 ft here
minho: no.
tommy: im the same height as newt!!!!
y/n: yea but ur like 3 ft trapped in a 5’10 body tommy not the same
tommy: oh ..
minho: kind of real
newt: can someone kick gally i’m tired of seeing his fucking name on my phone
gally: then turn your phone off don’t you have old ladies to tend to at the library
newt: yeah and they all love me
y/n: so real
if i was old i’d go in there and imagine you’re my young boyfriend and cling to everything u say
tommy: true im the old ladies
y/n: LMAO
minho: write a fanfic y/n why don’t you
newt: yeah you both are old and not beating the dementia allegations
y/n: IM THE YOUNGEST HERE
ur just mad you’re old as dirt
tommy: youth has left you newt and it has turn you bitter in your old age.
minho: thomas knows big words who knew
newt: which word in that sentence was big??
y/n: shut up minho
minho: wtf did i do
y/n: idk but i imagine you sitting there typing on your little phone and i got pissed
minho: WHAT???!.‘wKWHFO
newt: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah chubby little fingers hitting the wrong letters on his iphone 8
minho: im leaving
tommy: dont leave i forgive you for what you said
minho: i don’t give a damn
y’all mad y’all are all fake im the realest i’ve been prophesizing and reading scriptures 7000 years before y’all fake asses were born be so for real right now
y/n: not reading that
congrats
or sorry for what happened idk
about to drink my coffee in a wine glass
tommy: just drink wine
newt: it’s noon tommy??
tommy: ok and?
newt: explains a lot
minho: no coffee for me this new year only water and pussy juice fr fr
[ newt removed minho from the group ]
tommy: woah
y/n: woah..
newt: i can’t take it anymore
alby: How did you get that access..?
newt: don’t worry about it
in times of need i have to step in like that
y/n: hi alby!
alby: Hey y/n!
tommy: you’re such a hero newt
gally: that was deserved
who wants to play minecraft rn
y/n: me!!
alby: I’ll play, I’m off work today.
y/n: let’s go to the desert i want a camel
gally: alright but then the caves after i wanna mine
newt: if you mine with her you gotta bring extra food and storage when she dies so you can pick up the fallen items
gally: i forget you’re her designated babysitter
y/n: oh please no he isn’t
and i’ll bring my own food
newt: you always say that and then leave it in the stove oven
y/n: WELL I WONT THIS TIME
newt: sure ok
i’ll get on after work
[ alby added minho to the group ]
minho: when i get you.
newt: why did you add him back alby
alby: He was harassing me.
newt: be a man and take it
gally: im leaving
[ gally left the group ]
minho: im going to throw up and die
newt: im staying out of this
minho: (guy who caused it) im staying out of this
y/n: why does gally alwyas leave 😔
newt: why question a gift from the heavens
tommy: get online y/n gally is attacking my dirt house w a pickaxe :((((
y/n: NO IM COMING
minho: im coming to your work newt
newt: okay im locking the door early then
minho: i’ll smash through the glass idc
newt: i’m leaving my shift is over at 1 today.
minho: i’ll use life360 on you
newt: i deleted that app
minho: i’ll stand in the middle of the street
newt: ok let me position my car in front of you
just come to my apartment and we can play w them on pc and xbox
minho: …. fine but i hate your guts
newt: fine
y/n: HURRY GALLY IS ATTACKING MY SHED NOOOOWWW
newt: i’ll just rebuild it
minho: i’ll set it on fire just wait
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NOW THAT WE DONT TALK
summary: erm.. idk for this one but pt. 8!
warnings: erm none…
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