#thats my dj!

[jesterjaxx]

DJUNCAN WEEK DAY ONE:

crush realization

I cannot believe im two days late for my own ship week this flu got me fucked up

[grassyeggroll]

⚠️FIONNA AND CAKE SPOILERS⚠️

PLOT TWIST

[chai-berries]

abby has two intro songs for rugby. the team has a home and away versions of each players’ intros, to get hyped for the games in the locker room and while doing warm ups

abby’s home song is good life by kanye west & t-pain. cause she loves home games and the student section cheering her on as she zooms around the field. it’s her favorite kind of high and she’s so grateful for the support

and her away song is humble by kendrick lamar because she didn’t come to play nice ofc

[blueberry-blast]

the most popular guy in my lair + the weird old fae who follows him around

and their army of child soldier grandchildren.

[sealinne]

DJ Carl...

[existencebringsonlypain]

¡Fandango caliente!

[olgipolgi]

if evil why cute?! 🥺🤲🖤

[webparteez]

obsessed w the new "Kirby In Pop City" re-ment figures GGGODD they go so hard. i just had 2 draw my favorite!!!!!!!!

[hikiclawd]

girl wake up the transmasc lesbians have arrived

[ponderedfallout]

one faithful day, garlic phone graced me with the prompt of 'dj music man holding a shotgun'. the final drawing didnt show because i was disconnected shortly after

today i felt evil. so i remade it in ms paint

[kristybluebird]

20 years later RGU

[askthetcccdj]

Personal favorite drink? Thoughts on the 3d guy if you don’t have one?

I'll take anything happily. Unmixed drink, cocktail, mixer, shots, you name it. Personally the one with the craziest full name I've ever heard of is the cowboy (at least as far as what humans have named their drinks), and you never know if it's the alcohol or the sugar shock that'll get you first. Also, if you mix cola with grape soda and put it through the Soda Stream until it's REALLY bubbly, that's apparently what it tastes like when I kiss someone.

Proceeds to fucking neck his bevvy like a boss.

(I don't think I need to say this, but guys, PLEASE don't over-carbonate your Soda Stream drinks. Tasting infinity for a brief moment is not worth the side effects. As for the alcohol, please drink responsibly and legally. Alcohol-related tags have been included in the post. If you're having trouble keeping the post hidden, let me know.)

(also enjoy your cursed dj soda bubble kisses)

[cynameru]

SHHH they're watching yt dancing fruits

[biblically-accurate-dca]

more human(?) sb guys

[caramelmochacrow]

"Beating so fast, seems like it'll burst..."

[dazzlingqwq]

Um. hey guys. Major splatoon bad end yap sesh below. be careful!

im not sure if its just because i dont actually play the games (surprise, surprise.. i still know all the lore though. or at least most of it), but I have a strange gripe with how people portray splatoon bad end aus. Don't get me wrong, I love the concept of them existing and i especially love all the people's execution, but I just have a really tiny gripe for some reason.

Let me give some background info, in most people's bad end aus, Captain 3 gets sanitized, Agent 4 gets yhe hypnoshades, Agent 8 gets sanitized, and Neo 3 (which i see less often) gets mammalized (actually, in some regular aus i think they're mammalized too).

I just find it a bit wrong.. or a bit off that both Captain 3 and Agent 8 get sanitized (albeit in different ways, but theyre still both getting sanitized). It makes sense for 8 to get sanitized, from what I know that was the fate they were supposed to succumb to if it werent for them getting out of the metro.

But 3 getting sanitized too?

Don't bring up your pitchforks yet, I know it was a very big moment in the splatoon lore, but I still have my reasons.

Four's bad end comes from their own game, Eight's bad end comes from their own game, and Neo's bad end comes from their own game. Where does Three's bad end come from? Splatoon two (aka not their own game..).

Just.. messing up this pattern feels wrong in my head, and there are also a few other moments that could be described as agent three getting their bad end.

Theres failing to stop octavio, or getting abducted by the army. Both of these come from their own game, and are pretty plausible with the setup.

Most bad ends come from either the beginning or end of the story mode, which aligns pretty well with our two options.

Agent three failing to stop Octavio from keeping the zapfish really wouldn't do much to inkopilis, seeing as how they function just fine without the power it supplies (maybe they use solar, who knows? /j).

Agent three falling into the hands of the octarian army though.. It seems quite intriguing. The moment Agent 3 runs into some army trained octolings (keep in mind, they most likely have 0 training on how to legitemately fight on the battlefeild), they get snatched up and held by the octarian army! Maybe they get trained under peofessionals, maybe they get ransomed off, or used as a tool to threaten. The possibilities are endless!

Now, of course, this is just my opinion and everyone is subject to their own. This is just a little thing in my head I want to explain in detail!