#agent 3 (kraken)

[opal-owl-flight]

"Ill help you conquer all!"

Agent 6...or Mags. Doesnt interfere much with whatever events happen in the universe hes staying at, these days. But where he can prod, he will poke. And in the case of sploonworld, its providing the NSS with items that can save their lives in a pinch.

3 has known 6 awhile, during their time in the illegal turf scene/trench turf. Instead of Sheldon, 6 was their (and many others) main supplier of specials and weapons. He really did try to avoid them, knowing who they were and how much they influenced the world around them...but he found himself caring too much for the welfare of the scarred squid. Reminds him of someone else he knew.

He ended up volunteering himself when 3 told him that they were going to investigate a remote, mysterious labyrinth that rose and sunk with the tides...

[blueberry-blast]

the most popular guy in my lair + the weird old fae who follows him around

and their army of child soldier grandchildren.

[lapetaseta]

Kraken tip: use it to flirt with short people (even if you're already VERY tall)

[danndeemo]

agent 4: *chewing loudly*

agent 8: stop chewing so fucking loudly

agent 3: LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE!

agent 8: what are you gonna do about it

agent 3*enacts violence*

(based off of this meme Stop chewing so loud (original video) - YouTube)

ok but can you imagine inner 3 with splatoon 1 specials

[kjpurplepineapple]

When your partner with chronic pain and no sense of self preservation tries to use a weapon they know will hurt them and now you're fighting the urge to tell them "I told you so"

Context: Callie persuades Runo to try out rollers, thinking they'll pick something light like the Big Swig. Runo, who never settles for anything less than badass, chose the Krak-On.

Turns out the physical backlash of force-charging Kraken Royale is worse than anticipated.

[tapidrinks]

yeah... YEAHHHHH

I'm shaking hands with you @space-woomy ... 8 is protecc 3...

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Suki Gets Her Kraken Form Back (Legally!)

[elshells]

The change wouldn't be immediate; Harmont is a city much like one of ours, aside from subtle differences in the technological advancements. But soon, Guardians would arrive, dressed in anything from vibrant superhero garb to dark vigilante clothing, to assess this new dimension—to find out what happened, why, and whether or not their city was now in danger. Watch agents would likely follow to investigate, and they'd be especially taken aback (and probably disgusted) by the law enforcement of this universe.

You guys seemed to like the last time I did this, so let's try another!

Say a portal from the world of your WIP just opened up on Earth; what is coming out of there? An eldritch horror? A spaceship? That pesky familiar, who you know, has no business being outside? Maybe a friendly woodland creature or a cute little robot? Or something more dangerous, like a giant or an enraged orc! Share in the reblogs or comments! I'll start 💙

The first thing coming through from Oepus is a TON of seawater. Despite being an Earth-like planet, it is more water than anything else. Now, seawater sounds benign enough, except Oepus' waters are known as the domain of Satoyev, Lord of Krakens. Perhaps he himself would come through with his loyal subjects, sirens, medusas, and sea witches in tow. 🐙

[seattlekrakenyaoi]

ok . well . not to get emotional or anything but i am going to cry a little ….

i made this blog in october of this year . i was coming off of a terrible mental health episode. i started therapy again just around a week before i started this blog. i was intimidated- i had only watched the playoffs that year . i had never watched hockey before that. i knew no one. fast forward a few months, i learned i had bpd, and it shook me so hard . this community has been so kind to me. so willing to support me when i feel down and invited me with open arms when i desperately needed friends and a hobby . i have loved every second of every game . both winning and losing . krakenblr has quickly become my favorite place on the internet. kraken lb has made me so so happy. i got back into writing because of all the encouragement that was offered to me here. thank you all for everything :,) i am so looking forward to firebird playoffs and nhl playoff bracket stuff with you all. and weathering the storm of trades and free agents and the off season . thanks everyone so much <3

p.s. i will be in the lb tag all the time . live-blogging whatever . anything . i am too intimidated to liveblog the playoffs in the correct tags so i’ll be lurking … drop in and see me :-)

[sea-creature-tournaments]

Every single unique submission under the cut submission

Octodad

Hank

Marina Ida

Octillery

Professor Inkling

Agent 8

Oswald

Korosensei

Surume

Ursula

Clobbopus

Pearl

Cthulhu

Grapploct

Blob

Occy

Marina

Henry the Octopus

Squidward Tentacles

Azul Ashengrotto

DJ Octavio

Zucker

Octopus Balloon

Ikalgo

Sayuri

Marcellus

Luca

Davy Jones

Eight Ultros

Umbrella Octopus

Cala Maria’s Hair

Onionsan

Fred

Grigori

King Caliente

Octopus Cook

Shapesinger

Mucku

Tickle-Me Wiggly

Cthylla

Takopi

Gyuki

the octopus from the rainbow fish

Octavio

Helmi

Hyouzou

Wako Tako

Doctor Octopus

Desti

Jocktopus

Old Night

Topo

Ollie Arms

H

Mimic the Octopus

Octoper OA

Faye

Medusa Octopus

Karambwan

Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

Hatchan

Paces, Light of the Ghoti

giant octopus - comet in moominland

giant octopus -mega shark vs giant octopus

Grass demon

Sushi Chef

Octopus Mom

Shiver Hohojiro

Barnacle Bob

Octoling Neo Agent 3

Inkling Octopus

Hatchi

Octorok

Mono

Ollie

Octopider

Wash Buckler

Octonia

Nethimir

Agent O

Kraken

Mimic Octopus

Hatchan, aka Hatchi

Acht / Dedf1sh

Octopuff Travelers

Octopus

Yerbanian Chancellor’s Octopus

Tako

The octopus from the Beatles song Octopus’ Garden

ChuChu

Nanami's octopus

Hachi

Launch Octopus

Icchan

Omanyte

Ivan McDorfleton

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[arins-art-alley]

Do the other idols know about Callie's and Marie's kraken forms? If not, how would the react to seeing them? (We already know what Shiver would do...gay octo jail for her)

The only other idols that seen the werekraken forms is Deep Cut! They got to see both Marie ( not pictured bite clinging to Mr.Grizz's arm) and Callie go werekraken form after Captain Cuttlefish was dehrydated. Further on, Neo Agent 3 and Captain are the only other agents who know about them. Big Man is the only one who is scared out of all of them though.

[blueberry-blast]

Updated my Agent 8 design! Originally started this right after the Side Order trailer dropped but got sidetracked by a bunch of things

[85-rend]

Hey heres my versions of the agents :3 (I don't have a design for Neo Agent 3 yet)

There's alt ref + info about them under cut as well !!

Captain 3: - Actual name is Trey - Mainly uses they/them but doesn't mind other pronouns, call em whatever you want - Half their face is scarred after Octo Expansion - Basically has kraken special permanently, that's why they're so big - Looks scary but actually pretty chill - Can use most weapon types but mains rollers Agent 4: - Her actual name is Becc - Goes by she/they - The shortest of the group and therefore closest to hell - Salmon Run enthusiast - Needs prescription glasses, has contacts as well though - Dualies main Agent 8: - Just call her Eight - Uses she/her - Lots of scars from Octo Expansion, especially on her back - Also PTSD from everything that happened there - Very sensitive to touch - Avoids any sort of battle, no turf war or ranked or anything - Got a job working at one of the shops instead - Poor girl needs a break - No main weapon class, but she'd be good with anything if she had to

[anonauthorsworkshop]

compiled masterlist: the blog's iceberg

finally got around to making this - will update whenever lmao

to those new to the blog: the Pansophical Pretender section is referring to my SCP fanfic, which is currently published only on Quotev. masterlist mostly consists of my writing, headcanons & some of my favorite asks. i also dug up everything, even all the way back to the start of my blog in 2021. excuse the length of this lmao and keep in mind some of this is dated

hope this also gives some context to some of this blog's inside jokes for newcomers (ex. MC rickrolling Yellow Lord)

Part 2 of masterlist

Requests are open!

SCP:

MHA x SCP AU: Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, bonus

SCP-049 x Injured!Junior Researcher Reader (Gender Neutral)

All-Death headcanons

An anon's 035 headcanon

035 vs Mental Illness & again & again

Pansophical Pretender Related

Ask Blog: @askpansophicalmc

Playlist (unorganized & silly)

2021

Who would attempt to murder MC & why?

What if MC met Brothers Death?

Which SCPs would protect MC?

Explanation of MC's skills

MC's biggest flex

Pangloss & MC headcanons

Reversal AU

More Pangloss & MC headcanons

079 & MC headcanons

049 & MC headcanons

How would MC even play Uno with 079?

049 x MC x 035 poly headcanons

Even more Pangloss & MC headcanons

Small Death & MC headcanons

Things MC is Not Allowed Discouraged To Do At The Foundation

More 079 & MC headcanons

Pining 049 x MC x 035 poly

MC the walking Wikipedia

High school AU

Musician AU

2022

MC's interview with Agent Bibs

Old Gods & MC headcanons

Gremlin MC

682 is an emo whale carcass

A piece about MC

The beginning of the peepaw 106 saga

106 & MC headcanons (platonic)

What if MC had a big book containing SCP tales?

MC & foundation employees headcanons

How would MC interact with D-9134 from SCP:CB?

053 & MC fluff

999 & MC headcanons

How would Bright feel about MC wearing 963?

Angst MC headcanons

MC & their knowledge of Ship in a Bottle & Part 2

O5 headcanons about MC

MC conspiracy board

Peepaw 106 you made a mess

Bright x MC headcanons

MC makes 106 wear a pretty pink princess dress

Eldritch anons prevent MC from getting medicated

MC & 191 headcanons

Why is 079's favorite color green?

Eldritch anons interact with foundation staff

Gears tries to teach eldritch anons English & with MC's child AU

A poor employee discovers the eldritch anons true form

What do the chapter drafts look like?

More about Amingvolvin

"This jumpsuit is not orange"

Ambassador vs MC

Small Death & MC Angst

"Were they hot?"

What if MC met Mekhane?

Congratulations

It's simple, really

And a strong right hook

MC rickrolls Yellow Lord & again

The iconic Kraken post

Mini Death headcanons

MC's SCP-978 photo

Expectations vs Reality

A touch-starved 049

MC forgets how to breathe

Technicalities

Smartass MC

Alagadda-Friendly LGBTQ+ Flags

Drunk MC

Time changes things

MC pranks 035

Will MC become familiar with some MTF members?

Fun fact anon's short story about MC rickrolling Yellow Lord

079 needs MC to complete a captcha

"Hey, remember when you tried to kill me?"

Ambassador's dilemma

MC x White Lord headcanons

Expectations vs Reality yet again

MC & Glass on a first-name basis

Over my dead body

"It must be an anomaly!"

[glowstickspinalfluid]

WELCOME TO ROLE SWAP AU SQUIDBEAK SPLATOON!! FEEL FREE TO PERUSE THE MENU!! it is a very long post, so I will try to spare you the scroll, but please. there is very cool headcanons on how special weapons work at the end so. please

SQUAD 1: CLOSE COMBAT AND BRUTE FORCE (FORCE SQUAD)

callie mains dynamo roller, orange is a 96 gal, and green is a luna blaster

SQUAD 2: LONG-RANGE COMBAT AND SURVEILLANCE (CALLED SUPPORT SQUAD)

marie mains splat charger, blue is an e-liter, and pink is a squiffer

SQUAD 3: SPECIAL WEAPONS (THE MOST INSUFFERABLE GUYS HERE)

3 mains n-zap, purple is a hydra, and green is an h-3

AND THE TECH GUYS? NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO BUT WHATEVER IT IS ITS WORKING

AND OF COURSE

THE CAPTAIN OF THE SQUIDBEAK SPLATOON

moving on!!

ELABORATION ON SPECIAL WEAPONS SQUAD (+pearl)

some inkfish have the ability to naturally activate specials, separate from the general inkfish ability to charge specials from Big Emotions. emotion special charge still needs an outlet, usually ends up being just an ink explosion without one, and as a result a non-natural special activation requires special weapon amplification or refinement tech of some kind. natural special activation is the ability to channel special charge into a natural special, which is a special that doesn’t require any outside amplification or technology to function as a special. natural specials charge with Big Emotions, obviously, but also can be passive or by turfing, or just at the inkfish’s sheer will in some cases. natural special activation isn’t limited to natural specials, if an inkfish has access to any special refinement tech, what they can do with special charge is altered. the refinement tech can amplify a special or refine it, but it’s near impossible to refine a special without amplification.

everyone in squad 3, and pearl, is capable of natural special activation. they each can channel special energy into one natural special each, each of them different. the ability to power up on command in the middle of a war is pretty useful, hence why there’s an entire squad dedicated to it. pearl is a tech guy because she makes and tests specials, but it’s all intuition and explosive trial and error. pearl isn’t an agent instead of a very bad tech guy because she does what she wants, and she wants to dick around with the cephalopod equivalent of WMDs.

ANYWAYS THE SPECIAL WEAPONS

agent 3 can natural kraken, which can be amplified into splashdowns or krakens as we know them from splatoon 1, and later can be refined into reefsliders or triple splashdowns but we aren’t that far yet.

ourple, who I will name later, has natural inktuition, which can be amplified into echolocator, and later refined into wavebreakers

spout, who I will also give a name later, has natural inkvincibility, which can be amplified into ink armor, and refined into bubbler of splatoon 1, and can later be refined for invincibility in other specials and spawn armor.

and obviously pearl has a natural wail, which can be amplified into the princess wail, then refined into killer wail and later the 5.1 version. there's a bunch of other refined wails laying around bc pearl keeps messing around with them though

i'm sure i don't have to go into much detail to get across what the other squads do. we've all encountered scarily cracked charger and roller mains

and that is all, thank you :3