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December 27, 2024 | 📸: Dave Reginek
#toronto maple leafs#mitch marner#hockeypics#2425#cant tell if its just bc i havent seen him in a bit orr what but i am obsessed w this pic omg#thats my beautiful guy what the fuck
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@ballcrusher74 BOO MF!!!!!!😈😈😈😈
#sensitive sense is very funny i could've written that better#but overall i went insANE in the past like what 20 hrs or so and made a nutcracker yaoi comic#people do NOT appreciate the amount of beautiful eye content you can draw with nutcrackers#not my oc (fencer)#ITS NOT GOING TO MAKE SENSE BUT IN DRAWING THE LAST PANEL THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MLP FANSONG PLAYED#AND NOW I CAN'T SEE THESE GUYS WITHOUT THINKING ABT IT N ITS FUCKING ME UP /POS/CONFUSED#Feed Me With Your Heart by Ponyphonic btw thats now how i imagine fencer sounding im so so sorry#on a last note i could not for the life of me figure out how i wanted Woodys jaw mechanism to look like#Fencer is more consistent just look at the pretty colors okay#lethal company#lethal company oc#fandom oc
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Sorry if this has already been answered, but does Ford celebrate his birthday? I know its pretty hard to keep track of time when its ... nonlinear in the multiverse but I feel like Bill would know. And to ford every once and a while Bill demands his attention and he comes back to the pyramid to the wildest (worst) surprise party. The cake is human skin, candles are those really long wisdom teeth. Ford hates it.
i'll call out that a main plot point of chapter 4 is the fact bill gets ford presents on his b-day so yah its a regular thing, but they celebrate the day after his b-day
first birthday together bill probably does the skin cake thing but ford just rolls his eyes and sighs . bill almost fucking shoots himself after that response
#stump asks#gf theseus’ guide#sorry man your skin thing is lame . its tacky .#i thought you were more evil than that . guess you're just a cartoon villain loser . whatever#can't believe i was having mental breakdowns because of you . when youre LAME . youre a LOSER . no one will EVER LOVE YOU . LOSER . IDIOT#i like my brothers suggestion that sometimes he takes ford out to a fancy restaurant#tortures the man by forcing him into a place thats all about understanding social cues and behavior#now htaths the REAL fucked up shit#bill has to learn and grow as a person . and find more subtle means of harassing the dude . marriage is beautiful#otherwise i imagine there's just a year long game the crew plays where someone has to get the most embarrassing photo of ford possible#and they get the albertsons sheet cake with that picture printed out on it#thats my personal belief . this is just fanfiction though all birthday beliefs are valid here go nuts folks#maybe they get an ice cream cake that bleeds when you cut into it i dont know#ford is always made to guess where the blood comes from . no matter how obscure the source he somehow always fucking knows . what a guy#the blood thing is a CANON ford trait alright dont nobody come to me saying bill did that to him#brother was already ranking blood flavor profiles okay . jesus#number 1 ford pines was already Like That defender . bill fucking wishes he could have corrupted that mind . he fucking WISHES#okay ill stop rambling ty for the ask & food for thought#hearts
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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide spoilers#jrwi riptide#cw gore#cw blood#cw eyestrain#THE NIGHTMARE ARC WAS CRAAAZY IVE BEEN WORKIN ON THIS SHIT SINCE THAT EP CAME OUT OHHH MY GOOOODD#ITS DONE ITS DONE I DONT CAAAARE I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE JUST TAAAAKE IT#IT WAs meant to just be a buncha silly doodles and. well. then i saw all the beautiful colors in the world#and i just really wanted to draw jay getting fucked up by a lazer#IGNOREEEE THE DIFFERING ARTSTYLES THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN COOKING FOR MONTHS AND I AM TALENTED IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS#I LOVE COLORS!!! if you look clooosesly youll notice that gillions eyes are bright green everytime#the dream stuff is all reddish and the waking world stuff is blue#I ALSO LOve drawing tears and that weird thick blood pouring from the wounds in his chest#i also LOVE drawing Dead Eyes (eyes of some1 who is dead) poor chip lmaooo everyone point n laugh at this guy who got Power Word: killed#he care so much for gillion tho... when he was breaking jay out he was like 'we gotta save gill' BUT#THAT WAS DREAM CHIP. THATS HOW GILLION SEES CHIP.. gillion knows these two love n care for him so much AUUUUUU#MORE IDEAS: i like to think gillion knows what price looks like bc chip has shown him Via his funny magic Disguise Self Bandana#also kinda unrelated but still in this episode. ive never seen gryffon act so homosexual. admitting he goes to like. 'male service' or wate#like that was all in gills dream. does gill just see gryffon as a fruit or somethin. does he Know?#okayokay i think i got most o the worms out of my BRAIN. i just love blood and terror and horror and fear so mmuuuuch#and i hope u love it too. have a good day if you can help it
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finally finished hannibal. what the fuck.
#DUDE THAT WAS SOOOOOOO GAY SOOOOO GAY#hannibal spoilers#BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT#them killing francis was like their first time together guys#AND THEN THE 'this is what ive always wanted for you will. for both of us' YALLLLLLLL#'its beautiful' IM SICKKK IM SICK#when will i find the hannibal lecter to my will graham what the freak#ALSO BEDELIA CALLING WILL A TWITCHY LITTLE MAN SHES SO SILLY#so true tho thats his identifier#hannigram#nbc hannibal#hannibal finale#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal
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just bc im a lesbian doesnt mean tht i wont at times become deeply entranced with the beauty of male actor or character. it just means i wld rather be locked in a room with a man with a knife than do anything romantic or sexual with one
#NO OFFENCE TO MEN AS PEOPLE THAT EXIST. but also i shldnt have to say tht after saying this yk#also b4 u say ooh ur aro tho why do u need to specifcy u wldnt do anything romantic w a man when i wldnt with a woman either#i am actually pretty romance favorable. like i would be in a romantic relationship with a woman if it wldnt ruin my life#with how it is rn . i think i like and want all the parts tht make up a romantic relationship i just dont experince romantic attraction#but anyway i was here to talk abt my sexuality not my romantic orientation#this post was originally like 'im remembering why there was such a huge overlap with my og major starkid hyperfixation#and me identifing as bisexual' but the thing is is the main main guy from starkid i remember being attracted too#was infact . rob. and thats aged badly bc of it being revealed that hes a fucking creep since then#but also just now not that we should ignore tht but regardless of that i just. dont see it at all#maybe it is that news subconsiously turning me off him but i really dont see that much what i liked abt his appearance#but who rly inspired this post to me is infact . jeff blim ? which is suprising just from the fact tht i dont ever remember#having tht big of a crush on him with that og starkid hyperfixation. but well he is a very beautiful man . giggling a little bit. sorry .#also becoming a bit obsessed with joey richter but thts just standard lesbian obssesion with a weird little man#not attractive to me im just obssesed with him. hi#also posting this now so when i finally watch the fnaf movie i can rb it abt josh hutcherson#anyway. does anyone read these tags do these long rants i go on like. turn ppl off of my posts. sometimes i wonder#flappy rambles
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Ivankov blackmailing crocodile... is this when the crocodile mama thing spun out
#but isnt it worrying that he wants to go against whitebeard when he is on ace's side#crocodile got his outfit on already damn#jewels already#the mid episode thingies make me miss the crew.... i miss you franky.... i miss you robin.... i miss you nami....#ace is looking so beautiful strapped in that chair.....#so urethral#looking at the clouded sun...#luffy looks so much like a boy now#idk what they did to him but considering the situation it just makes it worse...... my liddol boy suffering.....#the prison guards are being subjected to such horrors... and i know theyre not paid well#oh mr 1...... of course......... crocodile dont you fucking dare fuck this up#WHY are people commenting that they think crocodile was a woman before and thats his secret. i though you guys were joking#like hello crocomom is plausible???? what the fuck#like me thinking luffys mom must be beautiful bc he doesnt look like his father AT ALL. but he doesnt look like his other father either lmao#well we havent seen him before so idk but.....#that is such a wild plot to keep luffys mother a secret lmao#anyways if ace knew the alliances luffy is making to get him out. like if he knew anything at this point.... like look how much he loves you#i am making myself suffer atp. ill stop lmao#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 443#fuck chapter 22 out of 35 (i think) i cant do this
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you know what? at least he got his wedding. i guess ,
#liz blogs#knight rider#knight rider spoilers#kr#knight rider liveblog#stevie makes me so fucking sad you dont understand. you dont understand. oh my god.#''at least i could always run into you at the supermarket'' ''thats how i do it too'' yeah. yeah. about that. uh. um. not. anymoRE#oh my god. at least they finally got their wedding. oh m y fucking god. it was beautiful for all of 8 minutes#this episode really smacks you with horrible grief over michaels two best relationships. its not bad enough about stevie#but then kitt rushes to his side after he gets shot. protects him. calls the ambulance. follows behind it the whole way there and looks#after him. god. tapped into the camera in his room and saves his fucking life. SITTING IN THE PARKING LOT FOR WEEKS#AND MICHAEL GETES OUT AND GOES 'YEAH ANYWAY IM LEAVING THE FOUNDATION' BITCH ??????? BITCH ??????????????#WHAT HAPPENS TO KITT THEN 8( YOU CANT JUST LEAVE HIM BEHIND HE'S YOUR FUCKING BUDDY !!!!!!!! HES YOUR PAL#OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO CRY FOR LIKE THE 8TH TIME#BUILD ANOTHER CAR. PROGRAM ANOTHER AI. THIS ONE IS MICHAELS HE SHOULD GET TO KEEP HIM FOREVER#IM GOING TO CRY MY FUCKING EYES OUT OH MY G O D#i was right to be upset and nervous for this episode. i was right. i was right. oh . my god.#knight rider is ruining my life actually. jesus christ. i thought michael was actually going to Kill for the first time. oh my god.#im so upset. about the tv show. im so upset im in grief im going to cry#Again.#she threw himself in front of him. she threw -#''haha funy show about a guy and his car'' -- five months later i am never recovering. i am never recovering from my decision to watch kr#jesus. FUCKING christ oh my GOD
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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The Altered Beast[FULL SUITE] COULD be arthur bennett or adjacent to whatever hes got going on in tha finale. if ur brave enough. IF UR BRAVE ENOUGH [tldr its just about Things eating Things and becoming New Terrible Things. it also fucking jams]
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#POSTED THIS ON TWITTY ALREADY BUT I NEED MORE SKULLS TO CRAWL INTO. LET ME IN UR HEAD LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN#I LOOOVE THE MURDER OF THE UNIVERSE ALBUM SO MUCH. YOU WILL LISTEN TO PSYCHEDELIC PROG ROCK. YOU WILL#YOU WILL GET HIGH AND SCARED. YOU WILL CRACK OPEN YOUR HEAD SO I MAY ACCESS THE GRAY MATTER WITHIN.#its good music but the STORY OF JUST THE ALTERED BEAST IS NEAT AS HELL#U TELLIN ME THIS PERSON WHO WAS ORIGINALLY SCARED OF A BEAST NOW WANTS TO ASSIMILATE INTO IT#TO OVERPOWER IT. TO BECOME IT. AND THEN IT CHANGES HIM IN WILD WAYS. AND NOW HE NEEDS MORE BEASTS#YOU TELLIN ME NOW ITS JUST A MONSTER GOING OUT AND CONSUMING MONSTERS TO BECOME A MORE POWERFUL MONSTER#THATS SO FUCKING NEAT AND COOL. THATS WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP. I REALLY WANT ARTHUR BENNETT TO GET WORSE#I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS GET WORSE. I NEED SOME PHOSPHOPHOLITE TYPE SHIT TO HAPPEN TO HIM#I NEED HIM INCOMPREHENSIBLE. yknow what is this a safe space. i have a confession#IT WAS A FUCKING COP-OUT FOR THEM TO LET ARTHURS BODY STAY HOT WHEN HIS FACE WENT TO 0 APPEARANCE#HIS WHOLE BODY SHOULDVE DISTORTED AND ROTTED. I WANTED ROT. I HIDE HIS FACE WHEN I DRAW HIM BC FUNNY CARTOON TROPE#BUT THERE ARE THINGS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE DARK. BONES HAVE SHIFTED AND FLESH HAS WITHERED AND DISTORTED. INHUMAN. BEAST.#COME OONNNN AND NOOOOWWWWW NOW HES MORE HES SO MUCH MORE. WHO KNEW SOULS COULD BE SO FUN TO EAT.#WHO KNEW IT COULD BE SO FUN TO KILL SOMETHING SO POWERFUL. TO BECOME SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL#VAMPIRES ARE SO NEAT BC THEYRE STICKY. THE FLESH JUST DOESNT SEPARATE THE SAME AS HUMANS. THEY LAST LONGER#BODY HORROR IS SO MUCH MORE FUN W VAMPIRES..I COULD TAKE A LIMB AND SMEAR IT OUTWARD INTO A FINE PASTE AND THE COLD FLESH WOULD STILL WRITH#IN MY HEART ATLEAST. WEEEEE!! ITS SO FUN IN HERE. IN MY BEAUTIFUL AND KIND HEAR.TS#I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM. ANOTHER FOUL CONTRACT BOUNDING MY HUBRIS WITHIN ITS BASTARD LIMITS. ANWYAY IF U GUYS EVER WANNA GO CRAZY WM#IM HERE. IM HERE. I MIGHT READ UR MSG N THEN FORGET RIGHT AWAY SO SPAM ME IF U WANNA. HAVE FUNNN WEEEEE
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ok ignore how im watching youtube shorts SLOP!!!!!!! at 6am.
look. the colour scheme :/ man of st.eel & ba.tman vs su.perman were such UGLY looking movies (not just in the costume department) like i get the vibe of this scene i guess (but even then the colours dont fiiiiiiit) BUT THE WHOLE MOVIE IS LIKE THIS. ITS HORRIBLE
and im hust sat here gigglinf and kicking my feet at this little cl.ois snippet. and i really do think this guy had it in him to be a good s.uperman. like... he LOOKS the part (not his fault the costume was fucked.) LOOK AT THE CAPE ON THE FLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREER okay. pllease.
ITS KIND OF AWESOME and the way hes surrendered sitting in handcuffs. but. still showing off his superhuman power 😏 I SEE YOUUUUUUUU AND I LIKE IT i do like this little moment. (mostly because cl.ois)
but ughhhhhhhhhh yeah nothing could save those movies. maybe. maybe if there was more focus on cloi.s id like it more BUT A LOT OF THEIR SCENES JUST PISSED ME OFF BC S.NYDER CHANGED SU.PERMANS ORIGIN STORY IN THE MOST BIZARRE WAY POSSIBLE. WHAT WAS GOING ONNNNN i understand rhey were trying to modernise the character but what? so much of it was so stupid and cringey and unnecessary and just made me ANNOYED!!!!
also it pissed me off so bad that lois knew straight off the bat that clark was s.uperman WHERE IS THE FUNNNNNN :((((
#txt#NO FUN :(#clark#from some angles this guy isnt THAT ugly to me#and theres this one pic of him in like... heh.. the classic costume#IT COULD HAVE BEEN KIND OF BEAUTIFUL NOT REALLY AT ALL ACTUALLY BUT. it could have been#0.000002% better#you know#the cape on the floor is getting to me PLEASEEE also hes so polite here but hes still making it clear What he can do and What hes choosing#Not. To Do.#I LIKE IIIIITTTTT why couldnt the whole movie be like this#and also lois <3#i love the actress playing lois she plays the part so well#I WANTED MORE OF HERRRR :(((#i am smiling and giggling at this scene eeeeeekkkkkkk it does make me smile. and giggle#i think this was my fav scene in the whole movie#i canr rhink of a single scene i liked in b.man v s.man.#errrmmm#im trying hard#i genuinely cant think of anything😭#OH WAIT#NO#YESSS#I REMEMBER#FUCK#IT WAS SO GOOD ACTUALLY#le.x threw lois off a building to get clark to come overrerr#and shes falling EEEK AAHHHH SHES FALLING SHES FONNA DIE#and then suddenly...#HES JUST. UNDER HER!! OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!!!! YESSSS IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I WAS CHEERING AND EVERYTHING. THATS WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
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hiiiii happy wincest wednesday!! what episode do you think has the most canonical wincest?
NEVER FORGET!!!
"canonical wincest" will always be hard to point to, because of course in canon their relationship is platonic (the sheer intensity of their love nonwithstanding.) HOWEVER... the way sex and violence plays with the boundary of familial love and desire is fucking ..... idk Its fucking!
#feel stupid for adding the ''there is no canonical wincest'' disclaimer bc yeah u know. u watched the show.#but i just hate the feeling that im undermining sam and deans platonic relationship AS platonic#bc i feel like its huge! theyre platonic! theyre soulmates! partners! theyre crazy for each other ready to kill and die for each other!#the LENGTHS they go to for that love! they love harder than any 2 people ever have! and its not even bc they wanna bone! WHAT!!!!#like wincest is fun u guys know i like it ofc i do but in CANON theyre already so in love just in a no sex way. and thats beautiful#the part where theyre fucking and sucking in the fandom is good for my incest kink tho 👍#btw did u know that if u press ctrl z while typing a paragraph on tumblr desktop it just deletes the whole thing images included#and when u press ctrl y to get it back the images go back. but the text. everything u wrote. doesnt. hahahahahhahahaha.#ww
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bedtime nowww probably ummm today qas not what i wanted it 2 be but its fine. i dont feel negative just a very very very numb day which is almost worse. but only almost 🙏
#i did get thr laundry done didnt fold it didnt take a shower#so thatll hopefuly be tmrw#i hope im able to do an activity with somebody tmrw.... the kids will be back at school so umm. no risk of weeman asking for my laptop in#the morning. or maybe me n lamp could play aa... idk#i feel like such a loser i go 1 day without bothering my family and im like wahhh im lonely. Can you shut up ..... we r better than this.#but wtvr. thats also a mean thought and i shouldnt be idolizing the way i lived last year. We were taking spongebaths and eating#1 bowl of soup a day crying ourselves to sleep every night and literally going weeks on end wo talking to our loved ones. so why am i like#We need to go back ! well i know why its bc i cant just let myself heal and move on bc of my stupid complex#and tbf i was very efficient back then. i ws able to do my spongebaths at least every 3 days and i did my laundry every week right on#schedule and i had a job....all it took was literally not being a person in any meaningful way FJFNGJGN. idk#it was very simple. its still very simple perhaps simpler (#no job) but instead i just feel guilty i guess. sbt everything#which i ws doing last year but again i was too out of it to rly dwell. i just cried at work a lot abt it#but now its like. i dont have a job to go to to focus on. my interests/hobbies can only distract me for a few days maximum b4 they become#nothing 2 me. and then im just back in limbo again and it feels pointless#and even when its a 'good' phase of something actually keeping me distracted from everything its like. not. all it does is ruin my sleep#schedule again yk. ik im literally the timeloop guy so u think id loveee Everyday being exactly the same over and over and over but well i#dont. bc they arent actually the same day theyre just reminders that everything does keep fucking going but im stuck. which is the opposite#of what i want. and what id have if the beautiful timeloop would simply rescue me. wtvr tho.... she doesnt even know i exist 😥#little joke. IDK. like i said its better ig than having a truly miserable day but. man. i wish everything was better#i ws gonna say like it used to be but. yk. ive been depressed since i was like 7 its not like. idk. i wish i was born different and i wish#my head worked and i wish none of it had evrr happened. but itis ok. i cant think of a funny cutesy alternative to put here so we will just#say nothing. yay
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hanging out with my coworkers is such a delight miss me with that i hate my coworkers lifestyle i go out to drink sangria with mine to simultaneously juggle conversations between ingmar bergmans daughter, stand up comedy bits, the question of how much is lost in translating ancient greek and planning on how to steal passion fruit that was ripe for the taking in this very specific open space
#<3 what an incoherent lovable beautiful group which i adore so much#someone used an expression i HAD NEVER heard and i thought it was literal so we died laughing for 30 minutes#one of my coworkers was like.. and can you believe he took his guitar and put it away#and i was like. wait there was a guitar?? he had a guitar??#and... apparently thats an idiom that exists. somewhere somehow#i just figured the man had a guitar with himself which he resolutely decided to put away#one of my coworkers forgot to put his son his second sandwich of the day and the child was like... dad... where was my food???#and the way he told this was so funny i had to gasp for myself. what an animal. to forget to pack the SECOND sandwich of the day. how dareh#no father of the year award for him ive assured him#anyways life is really on what you decide to keep and to cherish and to love#then THEN i had roland barthes in my bag and one of my coworkers saw and she was like#CAN U BELIEVE A TEACHER OF MINE HAD CLASSES WITH HIM#and i was like... the times we live??? what the fuck??#im 3 handshakes away from barthes you guys
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guys i am slash gen so happy for grefgor and i am actually ELATED that arthur looks weird now
#my post#the suckening spoilers#I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW ARTHUR#BUT A CREATURE?? A KINDA FUCKED UP LOOKING GUY??? I CAN DO THAT!!!!!#he is 1000 times more beautiful to me#like from shrek and he is fiona#and grefgor........ i am so happy for him. having a life outside of serving his princes#WHEN HE TOLD THEM NO. THAT THEY COULD NOT FEED OFF OF HAZEL#ARE WE SKIPPING OVER THAT. THATS SO IMPORTANT HE TOLD THEM *NO*#yknow i think he loves her so much bcus shes so like. 'yeah. whatever.' yknow??#shes not telling him what to do or what to think. shes barely doing that for herself tbh#shes so chill i love hazel#um i mean proposing after less than a month of knowing eachother is kinda crazy and she also does NOT know hes a vampire and i feel like#they should maybe work that out first. but im sooooo happy i was kinda thinking hedve just spent the month standing there waiting for them#to come back. or hed be dead. but hes LIVING HIS LIFE :DDD#also seeing people upset that shilo x grefgor isnt gonna be canon ToT GIRL SHILOS ARO????#LIKE?? AT EDWARD TWILIGHTS HOUSE W THE LEVEL 1 BLOOD BOND? GRIZZLY WAS LIKE 'OH CMON NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS AT ALL' AND BIZLY WENT 'NO HES NO#REALLY CAPABLE OF THAT'#LIKE ITS CANON <3 PEACE AND LOVE AND LIGHT <333#THIS IS ALL I HAD TO SAY GOODBYE
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im being 1000% serious when i say escape from the bloodkeep is the best my favorite d20 sidequest and i cannot fathom why anyone would hate it
#d20#eftbk#i get why a) people dont want to watch it (unfamiliar w lotr; arachnophobia; etc)#or b) it might not be people's cup of tea (that goes for any d20 season since it spans so many genres)#but man if you hate this stupid villain found family i dont know what to tell you..#it's just SO much fun and also has some of my favorite nat 1s ive seen ever#i also have a soft spot for pirates of leviathan no one fucking loves it but it is beautiful ..to Me#ALSO COFFIN RUN it's soooooo fucking funny and jasmine is SUCH a good dm#that along w acofaf gets flowers for being of a genre i normally wouldnt be interested in but reeling me in regardless#could not believe my eyes when i looked at what ppl were saying abt coffin run on the reddit like#you guys are entitled to your own tastes but sometimes.. those tastes .. r bad#MY personal bitch season is mice and murder but thats only because they leaned so hard into the sherlock riff#and did not make the sherlock standin aroace. i know that sounds like a stupid reason given what i'll forgive for other seasons but still
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