#thats jen at the end

[nachosforfree]

I think one of my best headcanons is the "William did Henry's top surgery" one

[zariscellphone]

I just finished dead to me. Someone come scream in my inbox

[kimchichaehi]

G!p Huh Yunjin x reader

Summary -> your bestest friend in the whole wide world whom you’ve known since middle school is such a perv but you’re alright with that

Warnings -> sex, perv jen, cursing, slight somnophillia

Notes -> IDK I USED UP ALL OF MY THINKING JUICE ON THIS.

“Cmon baby….wake up” your best friend Huh Yunjin whined as she kissed and nipped at your neck

“Please baby, i need you..” Yunjin whined while one of her hands slipped under your white camisole and she softly rutted against your thigh

“so soft..” she mumbled while her hand pushed your shirt up “love that you don’t sleep with a bra on, gives me more access to you..” she smiled

Her hands groped at your tits “just touchin’ you gets me hard”

“Jennie..?”you mumbled sleepily “what are you doing..? You muttered, referring to her who was rutting against your thigh

“M’sorry baby i just really need you right now, you don’t mind if i fuck you, hm?”

You knew you shouldn’t have let your best-friend stay the night its like without fail every time she stays the night she always needs to fuck you in the morning

“Sh..Shit..! y’feel so fucking good” Yunjin whined, her pretty cock pounding into your cunt, her hands on your hips, holding you down

“Jen..!” You whined as she leaned down to kiss your neck, your arms instinctively wrapping around her neck

“So fuckin’ tight for me aren’t you?” She smiled into your neck “maybe ill put a baby in you, yeah?” Her grip on your hips tightened “probably like that, wouldn’t you? You’d just love for your best fucking friend to get you pregnant.”

She laughed softly due to you softly shaking your head “so cute, can’t even say anything.” Her hand trailed down to your puffy clit, she rubbed soft circles into it as she sped up

Your moans and whimpers echoed throughout her eardrums, as if they were the only thing her ears would pick up on, well that and the soft wet squelching sound coming from your pussy gettin pounded

��F..Fuck…” she whimpered

“m’gonna cum, y’dont mind if i cum inside you yeah? Of course you dont, you’re already fuckin’ braindead, s’fine thats how i like you.”

Abrupt ending bc i had a brain fart😒

[haechani4ever]

hello!! can you write a jeno fluff where you offer to sleep in a different room because your work schedules are so different and you don't wanna wake him up when you have to get up for work 🥰

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: separate rooms ✧

. . ⇢ ˗ˏˋsummary you always woke up jeno when you went to work, so you decide to offer him a solution.

. . ⇢ ˗ˏˋpairing idol!jeno x idol!reader

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋgenre fluff

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋwarnings pet names (angel, honey, babe, etc)

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋwc 0.7k

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋnote hii, this is my first rq so im so happy. thanks for requesting, I really appreciate it <3

it all started when your comeback came out. this means that you are busy all day with promotions and so on. your day started very early and every time you got out of bed you woke up your boyfriend, jeno. he was an idol, just like you, but his promotions had already ended a few weeks ago, so he was on break while they prepared the next comeback.

so yes, when your alarm went off at 5am and you had to get out of bed, he woke up too. he always seemed to go back to sleep after that, so it didnt seem like a big problem at first. but one day while you had a short break between your activities you decided to send him a message to see how he was doing.

you: hi jens.

you: what u doing?

jens💘: hii babe

jens💘: just watching tiktok since you left

you: you didnt go back to sleep?

jens💘: no

jens💘: i usually cant go back to sleep after you leave

you felt so bad about that. you felt bad for disturbing his rest. you know jeno andhow much he likes to sleep and rest, so you were kind of gloomy the rest of the day because of that. but talking to your group mates they gave you an idea so as not to wake him up. they told you that it was best to sleep in separate rooms. you considered it and came to the conclusion that maybe it was for the best so you would only bring it up to your boyfriend when you got home.

you arrived a little before the time the two of you normally had dinner. as soon as you opened the door, the hot air from the heating and the smell of food hit your face. you left your shoes and bag at the entrance and headed to the kitchen where jeno was. he turned around when he felt your presence in the room and he gave you the warmest smile and walked towards you to hug you.

"hello angel, how was your day?" you hugged him back and let out a tired sigh. "today was good. how are you?" you said as they separated. he returned to where he was cooking. it was something he did when he knew you would be a little late. you leaned against the door frame as you watched him cook.

"my day was also good, i was resting" the message he had sent you this morning saying that he had not fallen asleep again and the advice from your group mate came back to your mind. "are you sure? you said you hadnt gone back to sleep" your voice changed showing concern. "oh, its okay, angel. don't worry."

"no baby, its not okay" you said as you approached him and hugged him from behind. "you work so hard all year round, i cant just wake you up when you can finally rest" you rested your head on his back. he in response caressed your arms and hands that were around his waist. "honey, i think we should sleep in separate rooms."

he turned around quickly as soon as he heard you. this made you break away from the hug and when you looked at his face he looked confused. "what did you just say?" you looked at him also confused "yeah, i think we should sleep separately so i dont wake you up" he let out a giggle that seemed like he was mocking what you just told him "aw, baby you dont need to do that. the reason i cant get back sleeping when youre gone is because youre not in bed with me. unless you want me to not even be able to sleep at night, i think thats such a bad idea."

"but baby, i want you to keep sleeping when i get up," you said with a worried expression on your face. although you did not deny that what jeno had previously said had relieved you. "well, we will find a solution to that, i dont know, i will hug a pillow with your perfume, but there is no way i will sleep without you"

you did nothing but smile in response. he caressed your arm before returning to his task and you went to the bedroom to change into something more comfortable. that was something you loved about jeno. he was a man who solved anything, you were lucky to have him by your side.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am i the asshole for not wanting to make my oc bi/pan?

So i (23 FtM) joined an oc rp discord server, the setting is that everyone's ocs got isekai'd into a mystery escape room dimension and have to work with strangers to escape, because of this everyone is encouraged to use an oc that would be out of their element in this setting to see how they would react. My oc is Yuu, he is a gay man who i established to be an extremely introverted and brutally honest person and already have a boyfriend.

Let's call the other person Laura (22F), her oc is Jen who, in Laura's own words, is her self-insert. We rp'd together a few times on this server, our characters solving lock rooms together with Jen scolding Yuu for being rude or not understand social etiquette sometimes. While i didn't think much of it since i also rp with others the same way, Laura started shipping our ocs together since she interpreted that our ocs were getting closer and falling in love. At first, it was just mild flirting in our rp so i didn't say anything and just continue without responding to the flirts, but Laura got more explicit and even draw ship art of Yuu and Jen. Things gotten too uncomfortable for me to ignore so i asked Laura in ooc chat to stop and explained that my oc is gay and already have a lover etc.

Things should have stopped there but instead Laura told me to change Yuu's lore or make a bi/pan AU version of him, saying that i can just count this as not canon and rejecting Jen like that is too cruel. Of course i refused and stood my ground but a mod, who i think is Laura's friend, came in and said something about how by refusing to change Yuu's sexuality i would be a misogynist bi/panphobic fujoshi fetishizing mlm relationship (it was a whole paragraph that too long to be included fully.) We agrued back and forth about this and how i should have rejected Laura before she got too attached to me oc, things ended when i said fuck it and left the server while also blocking Laura and that mod.

I later told by my friend who was also in that server that Laura had a huge breakdown and even cried in vc which made me felt really bad and wonder if i should have handled this better and told her to stop from the start. I also heard that the mod tried to comfort Laura by basically telling her to steal my oc but thats a different story.

So, am i the asshole?

What are these acronyms?

[indulgnces]

I’d recognize that laugh anywhere. A telling comment, meaning she wasn’t going to squirm her way out of this one unnoticed, but also a comment that flooded her with so much warmth, Jenny couldn’t help but finally turn to look at him, immediately recognizing his features despite half his face being obscured. It was a warmth that only spread as he slid over her favorite drink, even more still as her eyes caught on his smile. And that was part of the problem: the questions that warmth prompted. Would she have felt the same way prior to their last encounter, or is she only feeling this way because they had sex and some part of her is now attributing more meaning to it than the situation called for? Did the situation call for meaning? People had one night stands all the time, so it doesn’t have to mean anything. She should be able to let this go. But then again, Jenny wasn’t people. She didn’t do that with just anyone, but she did with Theo, her roommate, her friend. So what the hell did that mean for her? And more importantly, for him? Even more importantly — did she want it to mean something for him?

She didn’t have answers for any of it. She desperately wanted answers. She’d only get answers if she talked to him and dealt with this.

And she wasn’t ready to do that. To deal with this. Confront these feelings and what they were and weren't, what they could possibly mean and not mean. At least, not right now.

“No, this is enough.” Her eyes dropped to the drink in her hand, mind racing. “I’m, uh, supposed to meet someone in a few. Sav, my roommate — my new roommate, you don’t know her I don’t think, we live together now, after I moved out from our old place, obviously — she’s waiting for me to do a TikTok together outside." Lies, lies, lies. "Something about spooky vampire aesthetic thirst traps and all that. She needs a second person in it, so I told her I'd help her out, and she's waiting on me." Did her voice have a frantic edge to it, or was she just imagining that? "Just had to get a drink for the video. It's like a thirst trap and one of those like drinking games kinda videos, where the purpose is to look hot and also get drunk. So, I should go!” Such a coward.

She turned her back towards him to leave, but found herself pausing before she fully walked away. She couldn’t deal with this right now, but she also couldn’t leave things like this. Jenny missed Theo too much to let her jumbled up rollercoaster of emotions about him allow her to brush him off, especially when he was actually trying. She really, really didn’t want him to stop trying. “Do me a favor though?" The words were out of her mouth before she even knew what she was saying, quieter and more hesitant than her previous frenzied ones had been, her body turned halfway to look back at him across the bar. "Recognize me again the next time you see me?”

theo could have played it off. he could've simply went with it, given her an out because he knew how keyed up she could get. but that just wasn't theo. he missed her. they were friends before they'd been anything else. sure, their recent missed connections were just as much theo's fault as they were his own, but it sort of felt like the universe was giving them an opportunity here. so, instead of moving on to the nearest partygoer, he propped his elbows on the bartop and quirked a brow at her. then he realized the expression was probably obscured by the mask he was wearing and cleared his throat instead. "i'd recognize that laugh anywhere."

he paused to snag a bottle of her preferred drink from behind the bar and poured her a glass, sliding it across to her. a peace offering. "don't act so surprised, jenny. you know i make a mean cocktail." among other things. his small but genuine smile was still visible beneath the mask as he drummed his fingers against the bar. "anything i can do for you?" that was vague on purpose. if she wanted, she could ask for an alternative drink and he could play bartender dutifully. or they could open up the floor to talk -really- for the first time since everything had gone down. maybe it was time.

[mr-ys-phantasma]

🌙 Moon Phases 🌙

Agatha Harkness X Fem!Reader

Word count: 1440

Chapter 26:

Everyone started to look around, but there was no sign of Agatha anywhere, as if she had just disappeared into thin air.

Now, if Agatha had her powers; this could have been possible. You had seen it happen. However, at this moment, your lover was magicless.

Which meant that something else took place or caused it.

Immediately, you felt your stomach turn the wrong way as worse case scenarios flooded your mind; worry over Agatha and her u your heart with the intention to drain every single drop of blood left inside.

"Everyone, find light. Now, " the order was given, and the coven started to search the room, each looking for someone to use for temporary light.

You were the only one that did not, for all you had to do was turn your palm to face the ceiling and concentrate. Your magic came to life, a white ball of swirling energy and magic floating a little bit above your palm.

It's bright light offered enough illumination and you wasted no time to start looking around, trying to turn fast to any shadow caught by the edge of your eyes; only to end up being far slower and meet nothing but plain air.

Suddenly, you all caught sight of her as she took an unnatural pose. Your eyes opened wide, and you could not help but stare at the possessed face of your lover, skin a milky white and eyes holding nothing but pure insanity.

"She's faking it." Jen argued, but you disagreed strongly with her this time.

You weren't the only one, though.

"Look at her face!" Alice shouted as the possessed Agatha started to move fast, away from all of you.

The odd noises she made, the sickening look and the fact that she was no longer in control of her body; upsetted you.

For all you knew, Agatha could be in pain right now or trying to fight back against whatever had possessed her. Your worry coupled with anger at the spirit that dared to do this to her, your temper flaring rather fast; causing the bright ball of white magic to glow even stronger.

A hand was placed above your free one, fingers wrapped around your wrist in a silent way to ensure you would not lose control.

Rio, the owner of that hand, moved to stand by your side. "Sweetheart, you okay?"

You looked at Agatha. "Ags, are you with us?"

Suddenly, Agatha bent her back and started to crawl on all four in a scene that reminded you too much of the exorcist horror movies you had happened to see once merely to fulfil your curiosity.

"Oh, my gosh!" Teen exclaimed, taking a few steps back in worry.

Everyone watched, trying their best to figure out where Agatha was going, but despite the unnatural position of her body; the possessed witch was relatively fast.

Every move and flicker made you turn sharply, somehow pulling Rio along with you as she refused to let you go; a subconscious need to keep you close just in case.

It was then, you heard Teen scream and as you wiped your head towards his direction... you saw it.

Agatha had crawled towards him and fast, barking and glaring like an animal while the scared boy was trying to crawl back and away from her.

By instinct alone, you tossed the very same ball of light at Agatha before you could comprehend that you could harm her.

To your surprise and many, Agatha pulled back just as the ball of magic passed between Teen and her; causing a stack of books to explode and fly everywhere.

However, it was the bright light of your magic that made Agatha hiss and pull back; like a vampire that had been exposed to the sun.

Something clicked in your mind as you recalled that the possession happened after the lights were killed.

"The light... thats her weakness. The ghost can't take the light!" You exclaimed, feeling hope bubbling in your chest.

There was a way to stop this ghost and most likely remove it from Agatha without actually harming the witch.

Lilia heard your words and was the first to start looking for a light switch or some main power box; hoping she could turn up a few switches and bring the lights back.

At the same time, Agatha attacked Jen; aiming to chock her for good, but before anyone could try and stop her; Lilia brought back the lights.

The sudden brightness made you squint your eyes and even had to pass your hand over them to get rid of the black spots at the edge of your vision. You held back a groan, as you and everyone quickly adjusted to the now light room.

Once again, Agatha was gone, and it took a moment to find her leaning on the wooden railing of the semi floor; clearly exhausted from internally fighting the ghost that took over her body.

Relief flashed across your face seeing her back to normal and you were ready to rush towards her, when Rio pulled you back and towards the rest of the witches; who were slowly walking backwards and closer to one another.

"Rio, why don't -" Your words were cut shot when you finally noticed this ominous semi transparent mist/smoke that trailed down the stairs.

It then started to rise and take shape until the body of a woman was visible. Their body was semi transparent, and their face seemed drained, older than the person was supposed to be. The clothes bared some familiarity, but it was after hearing the ghost's voice that everything fell into place.

"Evanora Harkness of the Salemites." The ghost introduced herself, her tone alone showing how superior she felt even as a ghost.

"Hey, Mom." Agatha suddenly said, trying to keep her cool and also recover; without truly showing the others how she felt. "It was nice having you in my body for a second there. I've ve never felt so close to you before."

The ghost barely acknowledged her as she remained focused on the rest of the coven. "My coven risked everything to kill her. And you fools have willingly joined her."

You wished to argue, to step forward, but Rio kept you back; fully aware how volatile your powers were but also suspecting how Evanora would react.

After all, Rio did know your story, and she also knew she would not be able to protect you from the ghost. She couldn't protect Agatha either, but, at least, for now, her lover was safe.

All they had to do was ensure to finish the trial and most likely destroy the ghost before being on your mary way to finish the rest of the trials.

"Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends, Mom." Agatha said, giving a forced fake smile and for a moment giving the feeling of a true teenager trying to act cool when their mother was scolding them.

"So what do we do? Do we banish her?" Teen asked, looking at the other witches for some guidance.

He didn't have his spellbook anymore, and, honestly, he had never dealt with ghosts or even truly met one until now.

Lilia shook her head faintly, indicating a negative answer to his question. "Emotion ties them to this plane. They have unfinished business. So let's finish her business."

Jen nodded. "Okay."

Teen focused on the ghost next. "What do you want?"

"You must finish the Witches' Road without Agatha."

"She means punish Agatha.

"Leave her with me."

Rio put her foot down. "No. No way." She argued, glaring daggers at the ghost.

It was in those cases she truly wished she could harm those pestering souls, but she had no jurisdiction and no power over them; much to her dismay.

Jen looked at Rio as if she had grown a second head. "A minute ago, you were ready to slit her throat."

"Yeah, well, her mother can't have her." She explained vaguely, trying to justify her reaction.

You could not help but smile faintly. You were you were not the only one wishing to protect Agatha.

"Mom?" Agatha's voice reached you, and as you looked at her again, you swore you saw her eyes becoming misty. "Why do you hate me still?"

Evanora looked at her daughter with nothing but spite and hatred, no remorse or love or any motherly feeling in her cold eyes. "You were born evil. I ought to have killed you the moment you left my body."

Something snapped within you, and the very next second, the windows of the cabinet cracked loudly.

Chapter 27

[slashingdisneypasta]

Things Y/N says in the Horror House

Plot: Just the title XD Or 'Y/N having a rough time all the time*

Warnings: Sexual references and course language

~

"Freddy- Freddy you are a grown man- "

"CHUCKY YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM- "

"No no, Patrick, I was not looking at you and wouldn't dream of looking at you no no no Oh would you look at that, Chucky's trynna get Bubba to sniff glue again, so good talk I gotta go- "

"Bubba, I- I just... I desperately want to help you, but- I just- I have... I have no idea what you're saying to me."

"Pennywise how many times have I told you don't transform into residents of the home!! You are going to cause an accident!"

*Gassp* "Oh my god... Michael is going to murder you."

*Gasp* "Who told Carrie the f word!? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT STU."

"THATS IT!- I HAVE SEEN ENTIRELY TOO MANY PENISES IN THIS HOUSE. WE AS A COMMUNITY ARE GOING TO NEED TO START LOCKING THE TOILET DOOR."

"Jen I need so much therapy... "

"Bubba don't put that in the muffins."

"Oh yes Billy I can ground you- JASON COME ON IN NOW AND BRING THE SHOVEL."

"Jason, you are an angel."

"Jason are you serious right now? Put all the Slashers down- "

"Jerry, stop trying to seduce everyone. You're about to win over Freddy and you're gonna regret it I promise you."

"Billy? Stu? Whoever you are take off that stupid mask and go to bed."

"Between you and me Jen... Patrick terrifies me."

"THATS IT- you two CANNOT play together anymore!!"

*Jamming the end of a broom into the ceiling while Chiffany do marital things~ in the room above* "IT. IS. BED. TIME."

"Penny what are you doing... sneaking into Chucky and Tiffany's room... you know what I don't wanna know. As you were."

"Freddy do you... can you just think about the things that you say?"

"What do you mean Bubba's brothers are coming for a visit!?!?"

"Jason I have your mother on the phone!! She says I love you and please put the doll down." (Spoiler alert. Pamela was not on the phone)

"Put Chucky down." (At least 7 times a damn day)

(Part 1) "Okay... someone's gotta feed Aubrey II. I volunteer Micha- where did he go??"

(Part 2) "AUBREY TWO. AUBREY TWO SPIT HIM UP THIS INSTANT."

(Part 3) "Oh, so you listen to Carrie, huh... stupid plant."

(Part 4) "So for now on Carrie will be in charge of feeding the killer plant."

"... Oh god why on earth is Chucky laughing in the other room... "

"What do you mean 'what am I doing baking at midnight?', its called stress baking, I am literally terrified 24-7 around here and the sweets are the only thing between me and 6th degree online shopping addiction."

"... No... Michael I am not on Amazon... "

"I AM NOT Y'ALLS SEX EXPERT. STOP ASKING ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS- no, no, except you Carrie. You get back here and get an education. Don't listen to Freddy- "

"Chucky stop bullying Bubba."

"Oh, what am I doing? Well, Jason and Michael are glaring at eachother from across the room and I'm moving out."

"Behave or I will get Freddy- OH YES I WILL I AM ON MY FINAL STRAW HERE."

"Billy, Stu, leave Michael alone."

"... *Sigh*... I didn't think I needed to actually say this... but please do not watch porn in the livingroom."

(Part 1) "Tiffany help me to understand what you see in Chucky."

(Part 2) "Tiffany stop helping me I don't want to know these things."

"So this is how I die."

"Patrick that is a spectacular tie- annnnd he's just walked past me without a word... "

"Pamela is coming everyone act like you have impulse control."

"No Jerry I'm not gonna bet on who's gonna win todays fight between Freddy and Jason- alright, 10 on Jason."

"... *Deep breath* ... I'm gonna buy that platter on Amazon I don't need."

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Okay so. Jennifer Check x Male! reader. She asks them out so she can eat him, tries to seduce them on the date. But. Starts to fall for him/catch feelings. She's never felt this way before, especially with a guy who's supposed to be her prey. Angst upon angst, miscommunications. Ends with fluff. Thank you 😌

honestly I feel as though thats pretty much the only way a real relationship between her and a guy who she has feelings for would actually end up working out after the demon possession-

hope you like what I came up with! ✨

Not Like the Others (Jennifer Check x reader)

Warnings: mentions of murder/cannibalism, swearing/vulgar language, angst, Jen's kind of a bitch (but what else is new), Jen purposely hurts reader's feelings but she ends up apologizing, brief bullying, fluffy ending

Jennifer hated you. You were absolutely infuriating to her in so many different ways, but the biggest one was the fact that you made it damn near impossible not to love.

It started when she asked you out as a means to get a quick fuck with an even quicker meal afterwards. Of course you agreed, just like she knew you would. After all, who could say no to her?

She invited you to the park at night, which should've been a major red flag right from the start- except you were much too caught up in trying to not make yourself look stupid and hopefully impress her to worry about it too much.

Wow, cute and stupid, is what she thought when you actually showed up, fifteen minutes before you were supposed to at that. Too bad she planned on eating you, otherwise you might've been nice to keep around, like a pet of sorts.

Before she could tempt you into having sex with her by using one of her vulgar openings, you presented her with a bouquet of black roses. "I would've gotten you red, but this seemed to be more your style," you explained shyly, a nervous look on your face.

That stopped her short, and even made her rethink what she was doing. None of her past dates had ever brought anything to the table other than cheap smelling cologne and even cheaper condoms. And yet here you were, going out of your way to make her feel important. To make her feel appreciated. To make her feel wanted.

Jennifer eyed you suspiciously as she took the bouquet, seeing if she could figure out what kind of angle you were trying to work here. You simply smiled in turn, your eyes holding nothing but generosity and care. It almost made her feel bad for having to rip your throat out later. Almost.

"Oh, um... thanks. No one's ever gotten me flowers before." She flashed you an over the top smile as a form of flattery, but you were much too focused on her words to notice.

"What? Never?" Once again, she was taken back by just how concerned you seemed to be. "A pretty girl like you, I would've thought you must get things like this all the time."

"Um, yeah, no. But thanks." At this point she was starting to get a bit irritated. The more you spoke, the more she was starting to feel a bit guilty for luring you here to eat you.

"Oh. Well, I was a bit surprised when you asked me out, to be quite honest," you said with a nervous laugh. "I didn't think you'd ever notice a guy like me, y'know? I mean, it's not like I stand out or anything." If you kept talking, she was just going to have to kill you right then and there, sexual gratification be damned.

"I thought you were cute, from what I'd seen of you," Jennifer seductively purred, dropping the bouquet on the ground so she could use both of her hands to feel up your chest in an attempt to turn the conversation over to something less PG.

You frowned slightly, leaning down to pick up the flowers for her. "You dropped these," you said in a somewhat shy tone, holding them out to her again.

It took everything in her to suppress an eye roll. "I know I dropped them. I did it on purpose." She spoke through gritted teeth, trying to ignore just how much you were starting to get on her nerves.

The frown on your face deepened. "But... why? Don't you like them?" The expression on your face mirrored the confusion and hurt in your voice. You looked like a kicked puppy who didn't understand what just happened.

She let out a loud sigh of exasperation, now visibly annoyed. "Yes, obviously I like them, but I didn't ask you out just to stand around and talk all night. I asked you out because of how... tasty you look." Technically it wasn't a lie, although you didn't have to know she meant it in both a figurative and literal way.

"So you don't actually like me?" You asked in a pitiful manner, and if Jennifer's heart still worked properly there was a good chance it would've broken from that alone. Why couldn't you have just been another misogynistic asshole? It would've made it so much easier for her to kill you.

"Look-" she began, trying to think of the best way to get this night back on track. Dealing with a guy's fear was one thing, but it was entirely different having to deal with their heartache.

"I really only asked you out because I thought you'd only be interested in sex and nothing more, okay? If I'd have known you were going to get all emotional on me, I wouldn't have even bothered wasting my time on you in the first place."

Perhaps her words were a bit harsh, but she was hoping she'd said something along the way that would make you pissed off at her. At least then she could finally kill you without feeling guilty about it. Imagine her surprise when the next thing she heard coming from you was the sound of quiet sobs.

"I- I thought you liked me-" You choked out through your tears as you went to cover your face with your hands. The bouquet fell back on the ground, but this time you didn't even bother to pick it up again. "All my- my friends told me that you didn't really care, but I didn't want to believe them-"

This was her chance. It would be so easy just to kill and eat you right then and there, when you were distracted with your pathetic human emotions. No one would ever know she was involved. The police would probably chalk it up to another random bear attack. So why couldn't she do it?

The still human part of her almost wanted to comfort you, but even before the possession, fragility and sympathizing with others wasn't exactly her strong suit. Torn between eating you to get you to shut up and reassuring you that you'd done nothing wrong, she chose the secret third option: she left.

Despite everything that she'd been through regarding men screwing her over, and as much as she wished she could just kill you and be done with it, she couldn't. Something about you was different from all the other guys she'd encountered before.

You weren't like the others, and that both delighted and frustrated her to no end. Especially when it meant she wouldn't be getting any sort of meal for the night.

When Jennifer saw you at school the next day, your eyes were just as red and puffy as they'd been on the so called date, almost as if you'd spent the whole night crying. Figures.

Obviously you'd finally realized what a little cunt you were being and the once in a lifetime opportunity you'd missed to screw her. Those were the thoughts going through her mind as she passed by you in the hallway.

She fully expected you to chase after her, begging and pleading on your hands and knees for her to take you back. But you didn't. In fact, the moment you saw her your bottom lip began to tremble and you turned away, presumably to hide a fresh onslaught of tears.

Now that really started to tug at her heartstrings. Here was this cute guy who genuinely liked her and was actually really excited to spend some time getting to know her rather than just use her for sex, and she'd fucked up her chance with you by being her usual bitchy self.

She kept making her way down the hall until she heard the loud taunts of a group of jocks just within earshot. Her blood began to boil as she turned around and saw you backed up against a set of lockers, surrounded by overgrown douchebags on all sides. If you hadn't been crying before, you certainly were now.

Growling, she threw down her books and stormed over, getting in between you and them. You were so overwhelmed by the situation you couldn't remember all that was said, but there were certainly a large slew of profanities thrown their way from her end.

Once they were gone, she turned to face you, trying to ignore the guilt she felt at the way you flinched. "Just leave me alone. I know you don't really care," you mumbled sadly, looking down.

Jennifer sighed, knowing it was her fault for the way you were acting. "Look, I'm sorry for the way I treated you last night, okay? I'm not used to people actually caring about getting to know me, for something other than just my body." She sounded a bit stiff when apologizing, but this wasn't something she did, ever, so it was no wonder it sounded so rehearsed.

"You are?" You asked quietly in disbelief, sniffling some. "I- I had hoped you would know that I actually liked you. I would never want you to think I only care about your- your physical attributes."

She rolled her eyes playfully at the way you referred to her body and good looks. "Well, now I know." She hesitantly reached out and took your hand before speaking again. "I'd love to go on another date with you. A real one this time, as a take two of sorts. I promise not to pressure you into anything."

Her cold heart warmed at the sight of a smile on your face. "R- Really? I- I'd love that," you happily agreed as you gripped tightly onto her hand with your own.

"I'm glad to hear it," she purred in a low voice, smirking at the visible shiver it caused in you. "Come on, I'll walk you to class." She laced her fingers through yours and started with you back down the hall.

Maybe she didn't hate you as much as she tried to make it out to be. After all, you were both sensitive and sweet, nothing like what she'd initially thought. You really weren't all that bad. For a guy, anyway.

She fully planned on upholding her end of the bargain; she wouldn't try to have sex with you until you were ready. But once you were? Oh, she was going to have the time of her life absolutely wrecking you.

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[richardsletters]

"Jen,

Hi <3 My best to you as you read these few lines I sent you a letter not too long ago. Hope you recieved it by now. You mention whats your sisters name? Hope you have fun at the who concert. I still basically look the same. Hair below my ears. If you could live in any time period which would it be? I would of liked to have lived in the miedeval days. Ever seen the movie 'Tristan and Isolde'? Takes place back then. The british were fighting the Irish. It also a love story the 60's were good. American Graffiti is another good movie thats takes place in that time period. If you were on a deserted island who would you want to be with? Id like to be with a girl who could build a boat ha Im end here. Write soon

Love

Richard"

"Jokes enclosed"

[tv-tlks]

okay yeah, this might be wildly wrong (and thats okay) but I don't think the trial is over. Jen was acting so weird, Rio never came through the door, Agatha was being weird to Teen, etc etc.

I think that this is still part of the trial, 9 episodes doesn't account for the number of witches and yeah of course it doesn't there needs to be an ending but still. Was that all of Agatha's trial? It seems so short/too easy. I think that Agatha's biggest fears are abandonment and betrayal (or some flavor of that) and this would really be the ultimate betrayal, the boy she thought was her son -for a minute- kills her. I still think Teen is Wanda's kid, but oh my god.

I simply refuse to believe this is what's happening. Also I am ready to be wrong and that's okay, leave me be

[eletricheart]

episode spoilers:

also teen's full name is teenager guys, my jaw dropped

Well i just lost my wife, lilia i'll avenge u

still upset it was only 30 minutes, i am very salty only teen got a 40 min backstory but im not gonna dwell on that

Now, i think the end of the road is gonna be like collective wish or something, it'd be weird for it to fr grant what everyone individually wants

For me, the end would be for alice and lilia to resurrect, since what they need is a coven. At least thats what this episode was about. Lilia also didnt read what teen was missing so it might not be his brother.

Teen saying Wanda is not his mom made so much sense considering he doesnt remember who he is, only the past three years with william's parents.

I do have to criticize ep5 again🥰 we have yet another trial that explained a character and helped her (even if resulted in death). Agatha was nothing more than cruelty, she had no personal growth and we just revised what we already knew by wandavision and even the start of the episode where lilia and rio just summarized salem. Also, seeing jen and lilia, especially jen, choose to continue the road to help agatha and teen right after betraying agatha and getting thrown off the road by teen. Its like ep5 never happened except we're keeping alice dead🙄 We get what less than a minute of them side eying him

Maybe they'll talk about it next episode, i hope (both the trial and down down the mud)

Overall, really good episode, i love my girls so much, lilia resurrection in 4k international holiday

I absolutely loved it, shouldve been longer, im gonna miss my wife

[zonatcannibalism]

Ok my billy thoughts after yesterdays ep

The William/ billy thing is definitely not like the comics and IMO does harm the character. I get why doing the "he was always like this" thing was too complicated for a tv show (and one they haven't even introduced mephisto in yet) but i would prefer it if he kept his memories of being a kaplan and was just... Different. And could read peoples minds.

However i do have hope that this can go well. I don't think that the end conclusion for his character is going to be "im not related to the kaplans im billy maximoff and fuck this random jewish family". I mean. The only thing he remembers are Tommy and his 3 years with the kaplans. When he told Eddie he wasnt William kaplan he didn't fully say "im not that dude at all who tf is that even" he said hes something "more" and "not entirely." Yes, he comes to the revelation that he is billy maximoff. Whoever if were talking writing, i dont think that the personality crisis ends there for him. Billy is an important character in the show. He has 3 more eps left and unlike characters like alice and jen who allredy found what theyre looking for on the road, he is still actively walking it in search of his goal. There is still development to be had for this character. He didn't just solve his entire internal conflict in episode 2- everything about the way he behaves after that episode shows hes still conflicted as fuck. Yes, he knows where he comes from, but he doesn't really know yet what it means about him as a person. He knows he is billy maximoff, but he doesn't know what being billy maximoff means.

And then we get into the subject of Tommy.

Listen, all writing rules say that there is no magic rock at the end of the road making wishes come true. They get what they're missing (NOT what they're looking for) as they walk the road. If the person writing this knows what they're doing, Tommy isn't going to randomly appear at the end of the road. Billys want for Tommy isnt just the cute brotherly bond- it is his want to belong and really have that sense of certainty and security of who he is. His arc isn't over yet, and thats why he keeps walking the road- he still has that want for belonging and knowing how to live as who he truly is. So. I think that at the end of the road he is either-

1. Realise he has something important with rebecca and jeff, embrace being their son with being a maximoff and live happily ever after as a nice jewish witch boy.

2. Get William kaplans memories

3. Be left on an open note and have his arc completed in another marvel show or movie

Anyway i think if top 2 happens he is going to start going by billy kaplan, showing him reaching a place of fully being comfortable with his identity and knowing who he is and where he belongs. Which will also tie him to comic billy.

However. That is what would have happened if i would be writing the show. That is the progression i would give his character. Everyone on the show is doing a really goor job, but i just can't forget that they are the same people who seemingly wrote in a fan favorite character with huge implications and then said "ha that wasn't real heres a bunch of dick jokes."

Anyway i hope they don't fuck this shit up.

A bunch of really cool details from the episode:

- the dogs name is greg. As in greg norris??????? That is funny as fuck

- billys parasha is about the death of nadav and avihu- the sons of aharon. There is a lot more detail you can go into with this. Its really good symbolism. It also means we can semi accurately track his hebrew and gregorian birthday. Oh the things i am too lazy to do.

- they are reallllllllly walking the line with this eddie dude. I feel like if the fans like him they're going "ha eddie is just another nickname for theodore say hi to teddie altman" and if not they're giving them an off screen break up and just saying billy has a type.

- Agathas boner family reunion shirt lmao

[pumpkinsy0]

can u feed us hcs of mark flirting with pony and papercut’s reaction(s) to it

jumped up n down for this one

•OK LOOK, mark isnt GENUINELY into pony, he mostly does it bc thats just who he is as a person but also its to get under curlys skin, riles him up a bit

•mark WILL get a lil physical w pony let that b known, put his arm on his waist/shoulder, whisper to him, he has 0 shame, get him away from pony NOW🗣️🗣️

•ponys def not used to it, so when it happens hes a lil put off but he doesnt exactly???? do anything that gets him immediately away???? pony just sits there uncomfortable, at most he physically moves away a bit, but this is new to him so he doesnt know how to react

•most he does is try to remove marks hand, pony doesnt know him like that😭😭

•i dont rlly subscribe to the #superpossesiveandjealous curly ppl hc him to act when just about any one flirts w pony, but when it comes to MARK???? hell yea, THATS when hes possessive, like even saying “hands off, jennings” he gets into last name territory so u know he hates him

•bryon is simultaneously sick of it bc hes not a huge ponyboy fan but seeing curly upset??? hes watching, just from the sidelines, if curlys not there tho hes just stopping that he hates it

•pony is NOTTTT folding for mark btw, him and mark arent rlly friend friends, mark just keeps finding and pulling pony along places and pony has no clue how he even ends up there

•its not a DAILY thing btw, it happens in sprinkles, doesnt make curly hate it any less

•pony doesnt tell curly EVERYTIME it happens cause he just, doesnt have the time to, u less he was like ESPECIALLY uncomfortable, he forgets it anyways

•so basically almost everytime curly speaks up about mark hitting on pony, its bc he SAW it w his own two very observant eyes, or bc someone told him, and that just angers him more

•if papercut arent together while this is going down, curly would still b possessive btw, maybe even more so bc curlys already trying to get w pony, he neeeddsss to look cool and mysterious but my god is mark fucking that up

[crybyemissamericanpie]

Gn!Actor!Reader talking about Josh Hutcherson through the years(2012-2023)

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Gn!Actor!Reader talking about Josh Hutcherson through the years(2012-2023)

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2012 - The Hunger Games Era

"So, y/n, you've been working with such talented people, who's the one who you really grew close to"The interviewer asks with a smile as he shifts in his seat a bit

Y/n chukles a bit at the question"It was probably with Josh Hutcherson we just kinda got each other instantly"They say with a small smile

"Any memorable moments behind the scenes with him?"He asks

"Oh,there was a time when they-the team-ere filming scenes when me and Josh weren't in so they let us go into the bakery,that is actually a bakery and make something" They say with a smile, the memories flooding back

"Well how tasty were the goods?"He asks with a small smile

"Let's just say, we're better actors than bakers" they say with a small laugh

2013 - Catching Fire

"Well people love you and Josh,so what do you think about further movies together?"The interviewer asks with smile as she fixes her own hair a bit

"There will definitely be more movies together, and I don't know why people cast us together all the time"Y/n explains, with a small smile while furrowing her brows

"It's the dynamic between the two of you"She says with a smile

"Maybe!"

2014 - Escobar: Paradise Lost

"Another film with Josh in one year,how was it? What happened off screens"She asks

"Well.. Not a lot actually"They say with a small chukle"uhm,he basically tutored me in Spanish all the time behind the screens,so there were no 'omg we did this!' Behind the scenes but it was fun"They say

2018 - Future Man

"You and Josh have both directed and acted in the show,correct?"the interviewer asks, fixing his glasses

"Correct" They say,giving a small nod

"Its a very humorous movie with many... interesting scenes, how did those came to mind?"He asks

Y/n chukles knowing what kind of scenes he meant"while we were writing the plot and the script one of us would go like 'wouldn't this be funny' and the other one would say ''thats hilarious' and then we wrote it in"They explain with a small smirk"it was interesting,let's just say that!"

2018 - The Disaster Artist

"How did you and Josh prepare for that role, since both of you had to play a very different character pairing it to other movies?"She asks, looking between y/n and Josh

"We did Method acting,actually"Josh says, as his gaze moves to y/,a smile creeping on his face

"Yeah, we attempted to make our worst movie, ever" They says with a smile"but it ended up pretty good"

2023 - Mockingjay Part 2

"Back to the 'Hunger Games' franchise with 'Mockingjay Part 2.' How does it feel knowing that you were apart of such a famous and beautiful trilogy with such amazing actors?"

"It's bittersweet, but I can't complain.I made many friends in the way,Jen,Josh,Sam and I could go all day" They say, with a smile

"Could you even say that it's the best cast you ever had"He asks with a small smile as he raises his eyebrow

"I could and I would say that,everyday when I go to bed I wish that when I wake up I will be back in 2012 in the filming set, but you know all good things must come to an end eventually"

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Emily Prentiss x Baby Daughter Reader

Summary: 3 year old Y/N is sick so Mama Emily calls on two people to help her look after her sick child.

Third person pov...

Loud crying wakes up Emily Prentiss, the black haired woman, jumps up form her bed gun in hand, the crying was coming from the room her kid was is, yawning the Mother tucks her gun into her waist band.

She then makes her way out of her room and to the room next to hers, she turns on the night light by the door before walking up to the crib in the middle of the room, the woman does a quick look around before bending down nad picking up the crying child.

"Shh Shh your okay, your okay N/N it's me it's mama" she whispers to the child. Y/N had snot running down her face, so Emily grabbed a tissue and whiped her face, but the snot keep coming which made the child cry even more.

Emily holds the child to her hip and rubs a hand up and down her back trying to calm the three year old down, soon Y/N was only sniffling slightly.

Thw three year old was sucking her thumb with her had leaning against Emily's bare shoudler, she now realised she was only wearing a tank top and short knowonder she felt cold.

"Whats wrong N/N can you tell Mama?" Emily asks the baby in her arms, Y/N shakes her head and cuddles closer into her Mama still sniffling. "head hurt" came the mumbled croaky voice of Y/N.

Emily frowns, "oh no poor baby" she coos as Y/N cuddles more into her,  Y/N is only this cuddly when she isn't feeling well, Emily touches her hand to Y/N forehead, it felt a littler warm, Emily looked closer and saw a red ting to Y/Ns cheeks.

"No need for the hospital yet" mumbles Emily, she then lifts YN head up and listens to her breathing. "Sounds a little chesty" Emily was at a loss at what she should do.

The woman stands rocking Y/N for a minute before remembering who else has kids. "Of course Hotch and JJ" she exclaims grabbing her phone from her room and bringing up her contacts.

She paused, who should she call JJ or Hotch, both have kids ans both should know how to help. She then looks at the baby in her arms.

"Who should I call Y/N?" She asks thr three year old, the E/C eyed baby looks up at her Mama and coughs loudly before she starts bawling again.

Emily comforts her  "Ohhh ohh shhh shhh it's okay N/N, your okay" she whispers kissing her daughters head lovingly, she then clicks on JJs contact, she then put the phone on speaker and waited for JJ to pick up.

As she waited Emily looked at the clock on her desk, it read 3.30am "sorry JJ" she mumbles realising JJ would be a sleep still, then finally said Blonde woman answered the phone. "Emily is everything okay?" came JJs worried voice through the phone.

Emily then grabbed it and held it up to her face. "Hey Jen, sorry for calling so late, its Y/N i think shes ill but im not sure what to do" explained the black haired woman, silence is hear before JJ starts laughting.

"baby troubles, thats what you called me for" laughed the blonde making Emily blush. "well it was either you or Hotch because you both have kids" pouted the Black haired woman as JJs laughter died down.

"okay, so Y/Ns ill, have you checked her forehead for a fever?"

"yep done that she did feel a little warm, also she has quite chesty coughs as well and she complained of a headache. im not sure what to do JJ" whines Emily, she was clueless and hopfully JJ might be able to help her.

"okay okay i get it, Have you given her any medicine?" askes JJ

Emily face palms internal, the one thing she didnt think to give her 3 year old. "no i havent done that it didnt even cross my mind" confessed Emily, she was greeted with JJ laughing at her misery. 

"of course, its natural you're a first time parent, it takes time to learn to be calm during these kinds of situations" JJ says, Emily begins walking to the bathroom to get some nedicine for Y/N. 

"yeah thanks for the help JJ"

"of course Em, good night"

"night Jen" 

Emily then ends the call and puts her phone in her pocket and uses one hand to riffle through the medicine cabinet. she soon finds some paracetamol, she then grabs the right amount for a three year old, the then went to the kitchen and filled a cup of water for Y/N.

Emily then pried her arms away from her neck so she could sit on the counter and have the medicine, Emily crushed the tablets into half and gave them to Y/N, the baby whines but swallows them.

once she was done Emily whiped Y/Ns nose again and picked her up. "hopefully that will help your head ache N/N" she mutters before walking back upstairs and into her room knowing Y/N will want to sleep with her.

once they were both under the covers Emily made sure Y/N was breathing before falling asleep, herself. It was only an hour later she was once again woken up to crying, the mother bouced awake and turned around to see Y/N bawling her eyes out once again.

Emily then sits up with Y/N in her arms, Emilys tired to comfort her but nothing will work. "what should i do, i cant call JJ again" mumbled Emily before groaning the only other person she could call would be her Boss.

She looked down at her still crying child and gave in for Y/Ns sake, she turned on her phone and clicked on Hothes number, Emily rubs Y/Ns back comfortingly as the girl cries and coughs, it breaks Emilys heart.

A few rings later and Hotch answers. "Prentiss? is everything okay" he asks as Emily shhhes Y/N. "Hey Hotch sorry for calling so late i jsut really need some advice" she yelled over the crying.

she could practically see Hotch raising an eyebrow. "of course that that would be?" he askes

"Children advice, pacifically when they are ill" she say, Hotch goes silent before he speaks. "it Y/N okay?" he asks worried about the baby.

"thats the thing Hotch, i don't know whats wrong with her, she has a small fever, she complained of a headache, shes coughing alot, runny nose, possible sore thraot" says Emily listening of Y/Ns sy,toms. 

"sounds like she has a cold to me Prentiss" says Hotch

"of course the most simplest thing and it went completely over my head, sorry to bother you with this Hotch" Says Emily now she felt bad waking him up for a cold.

she hears Hotch laugh slightly over the phone "its all okay Prentiss i understand, first time parent is hard especially when your child is sick, you could make a honey and lemon water for her to sooth the sore throat" said the man.

Emily thought about it. "sounds like a good idea, thanks Hotch sorry again" says Emily before ending the call, she looks down at the child who finally stopped crying and fell asleep in her arms.

"finally" she whispers before deciding to stay in her positions she didnt want to wakw up Y/N again.

the end!

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