#thats hilarious actually
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the fact I got 77 notes from a post I made about me thinking txt are semi bitchless is insane
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wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#Shadowheart#bg3 shadowheart#baldur's gate 3 shadowheart#jenevelle hallowleaf#personal#IM IN TEARS LMAO#kinda wish they used an angle in game that actually showed her face in that scene cuz thats hilarious 😂
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did the actual tomska reblog my stupid decade old rageface??
#or was it a false tomska#that era of my doodles was extremely asdf influenced so it would be hilarious if thats actually him
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me: "haha I think my voice is pretty annoying though I have an iPad kid voice lol"
therapist: "..I think it has a sort of... charm... to it..."
DEAD FUCKING SILENCE
#bumpyramble#i was like#no fuckin' WAY#lmao#thats HILARIOUS actually#that he said that#the hesitant 'charm' though#ha
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okay but jjk somnophilia is like
gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru
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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento
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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#satoru gojo#kento nanami#suguru geto#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo smut#nanami smut#geto smut#i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO#to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it#gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me#geto tho. geto's just hilarious#again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy#tw: somnophilia#honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that#the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon#sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol
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Dev this is serious stop beatboxing.
#fop nature au#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#dev dimmadome#fop dev#dale dimmadome#emetophobia#art#digital art#fanart#comic#Sorry for taking so long on this I was procrastinating bcs its just kinda a context page that needs to exist for other stuff to happen#I love it when they interact like disgruntled roommates#like on one had he SHOT HIM on the other hand whats Dev supposed to do? Go no contact?? Hes ten#This takes place like 2 days after the deer attack#Dale got whisked away to fairy world to get speed healed and had his memory wiped of the whole thing#Devs relationship with his dad is so messy cause like yes his dad hurt him but also thats his dad and he loves him.#even if his dad doesnt love him back#He wants to Want To Hurt his dad. thats the right way to feel about after what he did. and he does feel that way sometimes.#but on some level its was kind of a relief to hear that he couldnt wish harm on people#because even if he could he isnt sure he could go through with it#and there would be nothing worse than having the power to do something and yet. not#sorry if that sounds insane#complicated relationships with your abuser my beloved#also just the quiet acceptance Dev has for (what he thinks is) Peri straight up lying to his face#Dev likes Peri a lot but he is also deeply aware that Peri hides a lot of things from him#I think he appreciates that Peri tries to shield his feelings. His dad doesnt do that#ofc Peri isnt actually lying here I just think the layers of such a small interaction are hilarious
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#i think i ran out of material then suddenly my archives are no longer redundant and the cycle never dies.#ive had a lot of these in waiting for a day they're useful and mannn. depends on how you see these posts.#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#hsr aventio#hsr ratiorine#hsr firefly#hsr trailblazer#hsr stelle#hsr sampo#hsr black swan#hsr sparkle#i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious#hsr black sparkle#hsr swan sparkle#personally i think dark spark sounds good but thats too out of balance for common ship names rip#hsr march 7th#MARCH WTF DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT#hsr misha#hsr himeko#hsr dan heng#hsr silver wolf#hsr natasha#hsr serval#hsr servasha#this is like my 3rd top fav ship in this game and my fav rare pair because i don't understand why its rare#hi3 kiana kaslana#ggz raiden mei (I think)#gi lumine
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"WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO YOUR FEET AS 'DOGS', ISABEAU. STOP IT."
[id in alt]
#isat#in stars and time#poorly drawn isat#isat isabeau#isat odile#luckily my computer didnt crash this time while trying to draw odile.#You Know What This Is About.#i dont actually think the joke is unfunny it just must be really confusing from the standpoint of someone who doesnt know where it came fro#or like anything about the jordans joke in isolation from isat.#i think odile would hate it though. bc no one will give her any context for it.#and isabeau would bring it up repeatedly specifically bc he knows it pisses her off.#and he thinks thats hilarious.#the hot peppers that get snuck into his sandwiches for three weeks straight are worth it For The Bit.#well thats my tangent. good night!
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i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#nenekasa#<- i like them.#sorry i like mygo + avemuji but cant make fanart of anything im not Fucking Crazy about normally#had to touch it up digitally because i tried coloring a Pen Drawing in with Watercolor. in earnest.#Everything think the announcements gonna be a new unit. I think that would be hilarious and the worst possible timing#Given where everyone else's arcs are but the miku design looked cute so if its jsut a new game that would cheese me#My tag blabbering... what else ... im artfight slacking. my wrist hurts. course selection is next week. SCREAMS#please pray to God i do not have any 8am classes. PLEASE. my college commute takes over an hour. If i have to wake up at 6am i will k#Oh my God i have to go to the dentist tomorrow too please fucking helpme THEYRE GONAN FIDN AMILLION CAVITIES AND KILL ME. AAAAAHG.#Every time theres another proseka broadcast announced i get scared cause i have so many song covers i want in the game but.#I want to draw them first. So that if they Do get added to the game i cna go HEH... >:)....#Thats whyi did skeleton orchestra emnn and scissorhands rks. I want scissorhands in the game reallybad i love that song#3DMV EVEN PLEEEASE but also nothing can too miumes choreography from like a decade ago i wanna do a cosplay performanc eof it someday...#i ❤️ waacking.#actually the one i Really want to draw is ALSO nenekasa. record red save me. ILL DRAW IT OK
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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my takeaway from natla is that og atla zuko is hot topic flavored gay and natla zuko is barbie flavored gay
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#natla zuko really does give YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL#thinking of natla as a weird fanfic that occasionally has some oddly clever ideas#but drops the ball pretty often#makes it a lot of fun#spoilers below#we fucking died when it was revealed that jet was going to actually blow up the mechanist and bumi#like its so bizarre and weird and hilarious#even typing it out i cant believe thats a real thing#we're only on episode 3 and i'm excited to see the other wacky shenanigans#natla#natla spoilers
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more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc
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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME
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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal
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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH
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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore
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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO
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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--
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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dpxdc prompt#dpdc#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny#danyal al ghul au#danyal al ghul#flanderizing the vlad and danny dynamic just a little🕺 🕺 🕺 as a treat#parental vlad masters#my vlad masters could beat up your canon vlad masters#my vlad masters also wears a ribcage corset and is permanently cursed with BabyFaced 20 Year Oldness when he's plasmius#danny: hey so my foster mom also never talked to you when you were hospitalized tho | vlad: oh shit u right | danny: i am#vlad: she's also not blameless in your death either. | danny: uh oh | vlad (ultimately A Dad First): this means i have to kill her too#bc if phantom can be a permanent 14yo then plasmius is also a permanent college student and i think thats hilarious. he physically cannot#grow a goatee as plasmius. he can get all the facial hair he wants as vlad but not as a ghost. L to him. this only fuels his vendetta#SB Vlad: im gonna kill maddie | canon vlad: you WHAT#hc that maddie got her doctorate with her maiden name first and refuses to change it. jack and vlad both supported this decision in college#and still do. im taking Vlad's creepiness about maddie out back and shooting it in the kneecaps. boom gone now i can just make him Parental#vlad saw maddie try and shoot danny once and promptly did a 180 on his feelings.#vlad: ah well actually fuck you too now. you shot my kid | danny: NOT YOUR KID#i want everyone to know that i was listening to thunder bringer when i was making the vlad plasmius design and so that is now attributed to#him forever and ever. i curse him with the Zeus Boss Battle Theme Song
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oh he's never lost a case cuz this is his first fucking job?????
why is every prosecutor Phoenix goes up to some smuck with a perfect record.
I didn't know a whole lot about Ace Attorney before playing but I know who this man is and his relation to Mia Fey, somehow I do know that. What I mostly want to know is why he switched from defense to prosecutor (and possibly why he assumed a new identity, unclear to me if he did or not. i just know he was the lawyer guy poisoned by Dahlia in the last case.)
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Happy GTB day. Here are some airport doodles
#guess the build#this is so stupid#gtb#sure I’ll main tag. why not#grian#smallishbeans#geminitay#skizzleman#impulsesv#solidaritygaming#thats all#actually trying not to cry laugh in the airport watching it. this might be the most unhinged round of gtb yet#i swear every time they just lose it more and more#less and less pg as well#i might end up doodling some of Joel’s ep too because that one is also hilarious#my art
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cowboy!matt who puts his hat on top of your head when you ride him :/
#ᯓ꒰cas.talks꒱#sorry if thats been said before but it just came to mind watching this vid#ALSO this vid is actually fucking hilarious#so much fun
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It's kinda refreshing to see the companions in Veilguard being actively bisexual instead of playersexual. Emmerich begins a relationship with Strife if Rook doesn't, and he talks about flings with women. Lucanis gifted a dagger to Viago a male crow, and starts seeing Neve if Rook doesn't.
#i can only speak about those two bc they're in my party most of the time so I get most of their banter#but im sure this goes for other companions as well? or I just happened to pick the two characters this applies to#in which case ignore me lmfao#veilguard#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#emmerich volkarin#dragon age veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#my posts#also idk if its actually viago who he gifted a dagger to but it would be hilarious so thats canon to me
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