#thatd be cruel

[perilegs]

i'm in part charge of recruiting people for my department at work, and for our hiring offer we were about to write "minimum of [x years] of experience required," but i remembered how people with audacity will apply regardless of what it says, but that wording will push away potential employees, especially women, who are considerate and value the time of both others and themselves, and think they can't apply if they have, let's say a few months less experience than what we required, so i asked it to be switched to "around [x years] of experience required." and it's such a small change but it makes a big difference. and man idk what my point is but often it's good when you listen to people and their problems, so you might come up with low/no effort ways of helping even if it's just a little bit, instead of going "well that shouldnt be a problem, you should just act/do/etc. different"

[feng-shui71]

Wait, so how did Wesker turn? When did he turn, Would he be considered an ancient vampire? Would he later turn Jordan, or does he take the "no, you're better as a human" route? How does he decorate his castel?

You said Vampire Jordsker AU and I jumped to your inbox

Holy shit oomf I did NOT think too far ahead about this au I was just watching Hotel Transylvania high as fuck and thought Drac was hot and then my dumbass brain went holy shit Vamp Wesker… I’m rubbing my hands so hard rn thank you god for sending this. First Vamp! Jordsker post is here for a little exposition, if you haven’t seen it already.

In my Vamp! Au I don’t envision Wesker to be a human-turned-vampire, or even a Dhampir. Considering how he is in the regular Resident Evil universe, a self-proclaimed “god” with superior anatomy and superhuman abilities, I believe the Vampire! Au equivalent of this would be him being a pure Vampire, a cruel and ancient being whos bloodlust knows no bounds, a literal god in this instance. Definitely is a local myth within the Arklay Mountains, signs are strewn around the outskirts of the forest, warning unknowing visitors to stay away at all costs, lest they want to be mauled and have their souls stolen by this beast. Of course, nobody ever listens to those and he gets a free dinner all the time.

As for Jordan, in the Vamp! Au they’re way more complicated than regular Jordsker, exes that hate each other with all of their being yet can’t get enough of one another (this is deadass their worst timeline). Jordan is a vampire hunter here, so most of the time she’s trying to hunt down and kill Wesker, whereas he likes to toy with her and use her for a free snack. I think for a while he doesn’t really care/doesn’t give much thought to her mortality, the fact that he’ll outlive her, it’s an afterthought considering she keeps trying to stake him all the time. However as she starts to get older, starting to move slower, it’s harder for her to recover after a bite, It dawns on him. He mulls over it for a few days before he approaches her, no mocking chase, no horny aggression, his cold hand coming up to caress her cheek as he proposes the idea of turning her into one, I mean, he always knew he could’ve but he loved the adrenaline that comes with each chase, tearing open her fragile skin with his bare hands and tossing her around like a ragdoll, it was much more fun messing around with her knowing she could so easily die if he applied just a tad bit more force, ever the sadist, he liked the risk. But now, it was getting old, and honestly, a bit pitiful, she looked much, much more busted and blue recently, might as well settle down, to which Jordan obliges. Not like she had a choice anyway, unlike regular Wesker, Vampire! Wesker has an absolutely shit moral compass and would force it upon her anyway, head shoved aside as the surface of her neck is exposed to him, the sight always made his teeth, fangs specifically, ache, so fucking bad. He’d turn her and force her to live with him at his castle, god forbid she keeps trying to reject him, which, she will. He’d have an “If I can’t have you, Nobody can” mentality and kill her, playing hard to get is fun but it gets to a point darling!

Also as for his castle I think the design would be pretty similar to this ask here. Specifically the Re5 Wesker interior design bit, the Gothic designs would be much more abundant within Vamp! Wesker’s abode, everything would have ornate details ranging from a simple mirror with an intricate design engraved into the wooden frame (he’s so extra btw you don’t need that you can’t see your reflection) to an entire ballroom decorated wall to wall with red black and white furniture, a massive chandelier hanging from the top to match. Guy probably has something similar to the Sistine Chapel ceiling painted all over his walls.

[cringelordofchaos]

I DID IT. I ROMANCED SHANE

[apuff]

hey moots

not sure how online ill be in the future but i wanted to say my birthday is on the 8th :,,,,) yay

[royaltea000]

How (if at all) has Temp changed after the whole "being burned at the stake because the french were salty" deal

Well for one I think he has a big fear of fire now naturally and (I forget to draw this constantly but) burn scars over half of his body not just on his face. He’s kinda self conscious about em and has his bad confidence days but he’s learning how to love himself more these days and it’s getting better :)

I also wanna go the really angsty route and say that because of the smoke inhalation damage to his lungs - he can’t sing beautifully like he used to and even his speaking voice is raspier and a bit quiet now

He and France are very cold and barely civil to each other now - everyone knows not to leave those two in a room together alone. More often than not Gil ends up being the default mediator between em lol

[spatiotemporal]

wehh.. dont feel like finishing this

[saltavenegar]

I’ve been on tumblr all day forgive me. Anyways I do my little shit posty daily mercutio drawing. everyday . But it’s been a WHILE since I’ve done a full drawing . . . I might still have a little bit of free time to sneak one last proper drawing in before my student teaching and college gets into full swing. I have no idea what to draw tho

[c1trvswurld]

Ashamed to say at my age that sometimes....I still need a good pat on the back to burp or I whine and be grumpy

[librosamarillos]

pov: you're just cringe teens and your biggest problem is staying awake during your lessons with the maesters and nothing bad will happen and you still have hopes and dreams :)

passed down like folk songs on ao3

[sar3nka]

Ngl I kind of wanna drive her over the edge and see if she murders someone about it 💀

[heroes-fading]

just got an idea for an incredibly painful fic.

consider: joel and ellie just barely miss each other when ellie gets out of silver lake

ellie has to get through the absolute fucking worst time alone and they just keep barely missing each other on the way to salt lake because it's a big fucking continent out there and they're both trying to find each other and assuming the worse and maybe naively hoping for the best

[bettyweir]

Does b man anon know about that fucker sucking toes?

[timeisacephalopod]

The fact that cigarette companies exist is fucking dystopian and a sign of the failure of capitalism as an ideology- cigarettes are a product that undeniably caused a bunch of different cancers, we've all seen the tobacco death stats on the back of cig cartons smokers have, and yet. And yet, for some reason instead of saying "zero businesses should be selling cancer causing products to their customers, certainly not when those cancer causing products are so dangerous even the smoke of the product causes cancers in the people around smokers. Businesses have zero right to cause a massive health crisis in the population like this when their only function is to make money- you cannot give people cancer for profit."

Like you'd assume giving people cancer for money would be some kind of fucked dystopian novel that'd get ripped on for being way too over the top and unrealistic but no, we literally live in such a morally bankrupt capitalist brain rotted society that we think selling cancer is fine, we won't do anything about a set of companies that exist solely to get customers addicted to their highly dangerous product for profit. Instead we'll act like it's smokers who need to take responsibility for the industry that's exploiting them. Fucking disgusting if you ask me, that we're more okay with companies giving people cancer than we are with governments giving people welfare.

[gorillaxyz]

GIRL she better text me tomorrow before i do nothing about it and think about her nonstop

[29121996]

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[mx-m29]

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