#thatalexischick

[kinglyben]

TEXT ✉ ALEXIS x BEN

Alexis: Glad I could help and hey if you can pencil me in your busy schedule I can definitely make time to beat you in soccer again. Besides who doesn’t want bragging rights that they beat the king?

Ben: I could definitely try to pencil you in! Or even pen you in, then I can't break the plans no matter who tries to get my attention for something else.

Ben: Although speaking of attention for something else... I think the best I could do with keeping the labs open later is try to find one professor a night to do office hours, those chemicals are too much of a liability to be used without supervision :/

[meltriton-blog]

♬ for a music rec or lyric text

Text: Have you listened to the newest song by Fall out Boy? Its called The Last Of The Real Ones and its rather deep but its so good.Text: I promise you won’t regret it.

[dawnmilne]

[text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. (Jay)

[text] Was the bleach what you stole from the hospital? Because that party you guys had was super wild, I can see how you might need bleach to clean up after it.[text] I’m sorry again that I let Brownie inside and she got so excited about the ping pong balls that she knocked all that beer pong beer onto the floor :( [text] Your secret’s safe with me! I steal things from the vet sometimes, either so I can practice and look cool and know what my future’s going to be like, or just because Brownie really likes their treats and I can never find them anywhere else O:-)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME

[marykatehood]

✂ for a catty text

[text  → alexis]: can we maybe not have soccer balls in the cafeteria for like, one day? i get the sports love, i really do, but i don’t really want a black and white ball raining down on my cheerios again today.

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[jordanjinn]

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again.

[ text  → mad scientist ] : Congrats, Lexi, it’s tomorrow. How much do you hate your life on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 being you accidentally invented a time machine and 10 being you kissed a frog and then turned into one.

[ text  → mad scientist ] :Also, what bad life decisions did you make? 

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

[ text  → mad scientist ] : Are we talking like you Zapchatted them to me or sent them on Crowner?

[ text  → mad scientist ] : Or they are on one of those pervy websites like Is Anyone Up?

[ text  → mad scientist ] : Because ngl, you’re hot and I’d be curious but I’m all about a woman’s right to her own body.

[ljsongs]

[text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.[text] never. drinking. again.[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

[text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.[text] never. drinking. again.

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : But Allllll, what do you have against the beauty of true love?

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : I know sometimes it can be lonely to watch couples be happy when you’re single, but don’t let it make you a hater.

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : If you really don’t want to be alone, I’d be happy to offer my services. I’ve watched my mom matchmake for years and I know exactly what not to do!

[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. 

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : How much did your parents freak out???

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : Do you need me to come get you?

[ text  → beautiful mind ] : If not, I’ll make you care package. Full of romcoms to make you laugh and facemasks and herbal tea to help with the hangover you must have.

[mindateasee-blog]

[text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship[text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.[text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special.

[text]: i feel like vodka just does that to people.

[text]: first of all, how rude. ..did you know i never had birthday cake?

[text]: LOL i have to try that out next time, did you get it for free?

[meltriton-blog]

[text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

text: Im so sorry to hear that Alexis, do you want me to come over? I can bring some things over to you, if you’d like.

[kinglyben]

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

[text  → alexis]: pleaaaase tell me i’m not the only person in the kingdom that hesitated when i saw this. [text  → alexis]: you’re good at science, would you have imagined it was possible even for a second?

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[marykatehood]

♣ for a bitching text

[text  → alexis]: okay, can we please talk about this ‘no food in the chapter room’ rule that we’ve got going on lately? because i seriously need snacks if i’m going to survive all the presentations exec has been making lately, and especially if there’s a ring ceremony, how can i take it seriously if i don’t have poptarts to stuff in my face to keep from laughing at the sappy love stories?

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[dawnmilne]

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] I’m so sorry, I should have warned you about how smooth that Tennesee Honey goes down! It’s really easy to drink way too much.[text] Would it make you feel better if I pretended to have as bad of a hangover as I do?[text] Can I bring you french fries?

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME

[kinglyben]

☽ for a sleepy text

[text  → alexis]: you know, a guy plays tourney for years and years and gets a little cocky thinking he’s in shape, but i’m beat after playing soccer with you earlier.[text  → alexis]: wanna school me out on the field more often? i feel like i’m going to get an amazing night’s sleep tonight.

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[dawnmilne]

TEXT ✉ ALEXIS x DAWN

Alexis: You think? But the damage it done and it’s not like I didn’t want to drink it anyways. I should have known better than to drink most of the bottle anyways.

Alexis: No, that would only mean we’re both suffering and that’s not good on my book. Just next time don’t let me drink as much as I did that night.

Alexis: Do you really have to ask? Girl, food is the way to my heart!

Dawn: True... hangovers are the gift that you can't give back! All you can do is stay in bed all day and whine and hope your puppy understands to go out the dog door instead of wanting a real walk.

Dawn: I'll be a much better drinking buddy next time! I'll match you shot for shot and make you stop when I do :-p

Dawn: And the way to feeling better and enjoying the rest of your weekend!

[ljsongs]

Texts 💛 Alexis & LJ

Alexis: Okay so I might have been a little bitter, but honestly I don’t want a relationship. It’s only a distraction and I have way too many thing to do.

Alexis: I don’t mind being alone, but I will admit I miss the idea of being in love. You know when you have that one special someone and they instantly give you butterflies and all that corny stuff.

Alexis: I’m okay, thanks. My abuelo took care of it but ma still found out about it so I’m working extra hours in the shop. Oh! Care package? I’d love you even more for one of those

[jordanjinn]

Texts 👻 Alexis & Jordan

Alexis: Um, I’ll say an 8. I agreed to play truth or dare with my teammates and lets just say that I apparently don’t know how to pick anything but dare when I’m drunk.

Alexis: Definitely not in a pervy website. I would have Zapchatted you… I mean if I actually did it.

Alexis: Well right back at you, but I was asking just in case that had been one of the dares. I can’t remember.

Jordan: I admire that, although people drunkenly promising me truths is an excellent source of gossip for my vlog. But dare is definitely the ballsier choice overall.

Jordan: Oh no, I don't accept nudes over Zapchat. Not even from someone as pretty as you, I have a strict and necessary policy thanks to men.

Jordan: What else /did/ you get dared to do?