#ask:alexis

[kinglyben]

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

[text  → alexis]: pleaaaase tell me i’m not the only person in the kingdom that hesitated when i saw this. [text  → alexis]: you’re good at science, would you have imagined it was possible even for a second?

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[marykatehood]

✂ for a catty text

[text  → alexis]: can we maybe not have soccer balls in the cafeteria for like, one day? i get the sports love, i really do, but i don’t really want a black and white ball raining down on my cheerios again today.

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[dawnmilne]

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] I’m so sorry, I should have warned you about how smooth that Tennesee Honey goes down! It’s really easy to drink way too much.[text] Would it make you feel better if I pretended to have as bad of a hangover as I do?[text] Can I bring you french fries?

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[becclaw]

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✉  to Alexis→ I really appreciate you giving me a chance to write a story for the Herald, Alexis, but... Quidditch? I don’t know anything about Quidditch, it’s so boring! I mean, not boring for the people who are good at it, but I know nothing about it. I was just kind of hoping that if I ever got to write something, it could be, you know, something I’d be good at.

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[lydiayen-blog1]

2. jeremy, ana, alexis

marry, cuddle, sleep with

Marry: AlexisCuddle: AnaSleep With: Jeremy

[marykatehood]

♣ for a bitching text

[text  → alexis]: okay, can we please talk about this ‘no food in the chapter room’ rule that we’ve got going on lately? because i seriously need snacks if i’m going to survive all the presentations exec has been making lately, and especially if there’s a ring ceremony, how can i take it seriously if i don’t have poptarts to stuff in my face to keep from laughing at the sappy love stories?

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[kinglyben]

☽ for a sleepy text

[text  → alexis]: you know, a guy plays tourney for years and years and gets a little cocky thinking he’s in shape, but i’m beat after playing soccer with you earlier.[text  → alexis]: wanna school me out on the field more often? i feel like i’m going to get an amazing night’s sleep tonight.

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