#that's... not how it works

[thunderheadfred]

threads has figured out I'm pregnant, which is a nightmare, because now I'm getting Horrible Takes from instagram moms in my "for me" feed, like this one woman "balling" her eyes out because she got her first stretch mark. at week 35

and I'm like. what. how. did you never experience puberty? have you never gained weight unexpectedly? what's it like to experience the first stretchmark of your entire life while 35 weeks pregnant and to lose your mind over it because "your body will never be the same"

my love. things are about to happen during childbirth that may. uhhh. suprise you

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[cloudberrytroll]

Hug

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[reactionimagesdaily]

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[scribefindegil]

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[bloodraven55]

i’ve seen too many people arguing that marcille was already a full grown adult when she went to school at 35 despite literally all of the canon evidence indicating otherwise

[prokopetz]

I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.