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thunderheadfred · 8 months ago

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threads has figured out I'm pregnant, which is a nightmare, because now I'm getting Horrible Takes from instagram moms in my "for me" feed, like this one woman "balling" her eyes out because she got her first stretch mark. at week 35

and I'm like. what. how. did you never experience puberty? have you never gained weight unexpectedly? what's it like to experience the first stretchmark of your entire life while 35 weeks pregnant and to lose your mind over it because "your body will never be the same"

my love. things are about to happen during childbirth that may. uhhh. suprise you

#fred is pregnant #like you are 100% entitled to your own bodily autonomy and independence and self-love and confidence before and after childbirth #but like #why is that tied to one single stretchmark #that's... not how it works #this lady was also worried about “looking fat” while pregnant so..................... ew #good luck with that #meanwhile I have embraced my hugeness for the first time ever in my life #today partner said my belly made me look like a shogun who has never done a hard day's work in my life (affectionate)#and I was like HAHA BRING ME MORE BEVERAGES LABORER

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starbuck · 2 months ago

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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

#honestly i have never read character analysis that i felt was 100% accurate #and it shouldn’t be #it’s a transformative creative work in and of itself based on the viewer’s subjective experience with the work #To Me is especially useful for less serious things #like. this random song applies to this extremely specific and emotionally fraught situation… To Me 😌😌#you know how it is

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scribefindegil · 2 months ago

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

#'where are you feeling this stress in your body' is OUT #'what tactile details will allow you to describe how your blorbo is feeling the stress in THEIR body' is in #listen. it works.#anyway guess who's having a terrible anxiety day and about to make it a traumatized mad scientist's problem. this girl.

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vamprisms · 2 months ago

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siren

#art #mythology #horror #artists on tumblr #my illustrations #anyone who knows how harnesses and rope shit works do not look too closely at this #blood cw

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eruditetyro · 4 months ago

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good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

#reblogging privileges revoked.#got annoyed at people telling me i’m wrong. about the weather where i live. which by virtue of how weather works is different.#from the weather where they live.

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tributary · 7 months ago

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#why are people so proud of not knowing how the government works

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w1lmuttart · 7 months ago

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The lake town

#woooooo I'm done ‼️‼️‼️‼️#this was really fun maybe i should draw more aerial view art #drawing to scale is a bit of a struggle still but I'll work on it 👍#I'm happy w how this came out :)#art

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cloudberrytroll · 4 months ago

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Hug

#my art #artists on tumblr #drawing #I’m never finishing this #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #hug #mortality #how tf do skeletons work

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fly-chicken · 2 months ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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rejoiceinsilverlight · 2 months ago

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i think mabel somehow finds a picture of stan and ford's prom outfits and goes ham recreating the suits for her and dipper's prom

#gravity falls #gf #dipper pines #mabel pines #standford pines #stanley pines #i actually hyperfixated on gf two years ago and tried to execute this concept then #but couldn't get it to look the way i wanted #and here i am two years later #hyperfixated again #and finally finishing this drawing #funny how things work out

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fox-bright · 2 months ago

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I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

#reddit #aita #I don't even know how to begin tagging this #gay #how would that even work though #could you imagine what a good rollercoaster could DO to you

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bamsara · 2 months ago

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I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

#context: user was complaining about letting 'bad writing' pass #you need to let people write badly #you need to know that what you think it horrible is someone's creation they worked hard on and care about #and i dont know how to explain to you that you need to have empathy towards people #your cruelty towards others is a visible public display and a blockable offense #sara shush

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prokopetz · 3 months ago

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

#media #fandom #fanfic #fanart #humanities #philosophy #tagging #penis mention #penis angst being here omitted because most of this blog's followers already know how that one works

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reactionimagesdaily · 4 months ago

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#they gotta stop using it as a get-out-of-jail-free card that's not how it works #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: called out

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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago

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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

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