Orange, Pink and Purple (affectionate) like, YER BRAAAINNN
@benkaaoi, why wouldn't you pick yellow?!
I'M WHIMSICAL!
I'M JOLLY!
I'M SILLY!
But I'm okay with your choices because I, too, just wanna chill on a blanket in a park, touch some grass, and eat some snacks with you. Just know that my PB & J has to be made with strawberry jam and not grape jelly. Also, I like crunchy peanut butter more than smooth.
However, if you keep me in a lab and study my brain, I HATE the smell of bleach, so we have to disinfect with another chemical, but my brain is just filled with colors and the knowledge that Hero will tie Pop up with a GREEN ROPE in Addicted Heroin because even the toxic moments must be color-coded. (bless!)
Basically, you'll get bored quickly, but at least we'll have the PB & J's and smooches!
Swerving into trees to limbo underneath meese?? (If the plural of goose is geese, the plural of moose should be meese, right? Don’t correct me if im wrong. Because I’m right.) should be the first and only option.
I appreciate both your enthusiasm for moose pluralization and also your desire to have me die in a hideous car crash because I was so determined to see a moose's undercarriage. I've got to die of something, you know?
i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again