#that's not to say that lucifer never loved him

[beef-brisket]

Adam quickly shot up. Lucifer chuckled at the deep blush on his face.

Adam: C-Charlie! I'm a man! N-Not a woman- I can't be a mommy!

Charlie: That's doesn't matter! You treat me like a mommy would! You're even better than my real mommy!

Adam had to cover his face. He was blushing too hard. He smiled when Charlie came up and hugged his legs.

Charlie: Can you be my mommy, Adam? Please!? Please!?

Adam smiled down at her. He'd love nothing more than to be her parent, especially her mother.

Lucifer: I wouldn't mind~.

Adam: Wait- really?

Lucifer: In fact. I hope you say yes~.

Charlie: Please say yes! Please, Adam!

Adam: O-Okay, I'd love to- oof!

Both Lucifer and Charlie hugged him tightly. Adam lent down and picked both of them up, hugging them back.

Alright, he was down really bad for Lucifer. And he loves Charlie. He'll never let anyone hurt them.

New au!

Adam's a soldier in the royal guard. He was sent to an orphanage by his mother and was taken in by the kingdom, with the sole purpose of being a soldier.

He's been in two long-term relationships, Eve for 6 years and Lilith for 8. He was with Eve since he was 14, then a few months after their break up, he met Lilith, and they were together for 8 years.

Both Eve and Lilith cheated on Adam.

Because of the stress of being in the guard, the abuse he suffered growing up, and being betrayed by the only two people he ever cared about, he reached a breaking point. Lilith cheating and moving away to be with her new partner (Lucifer), made Adam break down.

He used to hate killing and was moved from being a soldier to a guard. But after Lilith, he returned to being a soldier and started killing people for fun. Taking his anger out on the innocents.

After five years, Lucifer is begging Lilith to stay with him and Charlie, but she's not interested. She never wanted to be a mother or for her to stay with Lucifer long term. So she leaves. Lucifer is heartbroken, but he tries to be there for his daughter.

A day later, their town is raided, Lucifer tries to escape with Charlie, but there was so much blood, and every house and business were on fire. So, he just ends up going around in circles.

Until he sees a gaint, bloody solder walking out of the fire towards him. The flames make his eyes glow gold.

Lucifer holds Charlie tight as he shakes with fear. This man looks like a monster. He is a monster. The man's glaive dripping with blood as he slowly makes his way towards them.

The man speaks.

Adam: Where. Is. Lilith?!

Luicfer: W-what?

Adam: Lilith!? Where is she!!

Lucifer flinched and held Charlie close, the poor girl was close to tears.

Lucifer: She's not here! Lilith left months ago.

Adam cursed and kicked a nearby rock, that fucking bitch! Got out when the getting was good and before Adam could exact his revenge. If anyone deserved his blade in their neck it was her.

Adam: Where can I find her?

Lucifer: I don't know! Honest! Please just..... Let us go!

Adam: No.

Adam was going to kill them that day. He truly believes he was going to. But something inside of him stopped him.

Instead, he took Lucifer and Charlie as his prisoners of war.

[thrashkink-coven]

“Will my practicing demonolatry affect my loved ones and friends?”

This is one of the most common questions I hear from beginners, especially from those who are still in the broom closet and live with conservative or religious people. Will reaching out to Lucifer or Bune affect the people around you, either negatively or positively?

The simple answer is yes. The complicated answer is still yes but not in the way you think.

Although it is probably very possible, I’ve never had anyone close to me report having dreams about or seeing my demons/deities when I work with them. Your demons for the most part will not make their relationship with you known to outsiders. People have however, parroted direct quotes from my demons, or acted in accordance to what they say.

Is it a coincidence that my partner is suddenly obsessed with me and wants to be intimate after I invite Lilith or Astaroth into my space? Is it a coincidence that he suddenly wants to talk about music theory after Prince Cerberus asks me to study the power of sound?

When Leviathan tells me the winds are changing, and my partner absent mindedly says he feels like starting a new project, I can silently affirm that message.

Demons more often than not, communicate with us through our mundane lives. The people around you will not know that they are being used to deliver messages and lessons to you. My roommate isn’t aware that Lucifer is teaching me the power of empathy when she suddenly comes to me with her problems and needs a friendly ear or support. When I go to my altar and express to Lucifer that I feel ugly and unloved, and my boyfriend comes home with a bouquet of roses and tells me how beautiful I am, he doesn’t know that Lucifer is working through him, but I do.

Likewise, if my parent is being abusive or mean to me, I can’t say that my demons won’t cause some misfortune upon them. If my coworker is giving me a hard time, I won’t be too surprised if Lucifer reports that they’ve been fired or got demoted. The people who interact with you will be interacting with your demons as well, and because those demons are there to protect you first and foremost, it is very possible that those people will be seen as a threat or obstacle and dealt with or removed.

Sometimes demons give us adversaries to push us towards action. My boss being a major dick while quoting Belial: “If the work must be done, it should be done now”. Might just be the push I need to quit this dead end job and find something better. When that toxic family member is parroting every intrusive thought Lucifer told me not to listen to, maybe it’s time cut them off and find a better family.

Now, this doesn’t mean that you have to live in fear that every negative interaction you have with people will result in their lives being ruined. Demons aren’t here to destroy all of your relationships. But it also shouldn’t be too surprising when things do happen.

If you’re looking for signs that your demon is near you, pay attention to the subtle signs that show up through your interactions with others.

[writteninlunarlight-years]

Hazbin Hotel Matchup

This is a prize for the lovely @citrusbatsandhoneybees for winning third place in the giveaway I set up. I want to thank everyone again for supporting and following me. I can't wait to do another giveaway!

I was really torn between Lucifer and Alastor, but hear me out on why I think Alastor is the better match.

Headcanons:

Alastor is fascinated with where you are located. Being from Louisiana and never getting to travel before his demise, he was curious about what was outside of his hometown.

He is a creative mastermind—you have to be to run and host your own radio show. So when your two creative sparks collide, something truly beautiful begins.

He loved to cook and would enjoy teaching you and learning from you. He may come off as this big, scary know-it-all, but he does know when to concede and allow you to guide him.

Don't be surprised if he shows up to your place or your room in the hotel with a damaged suit and asks you to help patch it up since the tailors are taking way too long. This will give him an excuse to sit in your room with you.

Though he isn't big on TV and Shows, he is willing to sit and read while you watch yours. He finds this a way for you two to bond while also being in your own worlds.

He loves listening to you talk on his good days. He still enjoys it even though he isn't much of a talker. He is always calculated in what he says and does, so having someone who can hold the conversation helps him greatly avoid stumbling over his words in those rare times.

Blurb:

The kitchen was full of so many ingredients and smells that it was intoxicating for the other residents; however, Alastor made it a point to make sure no one came in till you two were done. The food was prepared delicately and methodically between you, using and combining your favorite foods and his. The only odd thing about this interaction for the hotel residents standing outside the door waiting was the soft, gentle laughter and words being said as you two worked away on the food.

As soon as the meal was done, Alastor allowed everyone in, and if they thought the sounds of laughter were odd, seeing you two in handmade matching aprons was weirder. Especially with the Rosie blushes and flour handprints all over the two of you. As if you two had been kissing and touching one another all throughout the experience but never allowing another soul inside. That would be your little secret, though keeping the hotel on their toes is way more fun.

Bonus:

Alastor:<*Cleaning the dishes quietly*> Y/N:<*Sneaking up and brushing his tail softly*> Alastor:<*Bleats and blushes*> My dear, what was that for! Y/N:<*Giggling and shaking their head*> Just making sure I am keeping you on your toes, also

[autisticalastor]

the privilege of being born to be a man

Pairing: Alastor/Lucifer

Rating: G

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Genderfluid Alastor (his egg is cracking), Demiromantic Asexual Alastor, Colorblind Alastor, snippets of human!Alastor, slight TWs for internalized transphobia

A/N: Honestly, I just wanted to write Alastor trying on a dress and starting to realize he's Not Cis, but then I got Emotional about it. I like to headcanon Lucifer is agender and just plays fast and loose with femininity and mascuilinity, and this is just the perfect catalyst for Alastor's own little gender journey. Anyways, enjoy some snippets from Alastor's life as a human here as well! Title is from I / Me / Myself by Will Wood!

On his more feminine days, Lucifer takes forever to get ready. Alastor's fairly certain most of the time is spent just picking out an outfit, as if he can't just summon the perfect pieces with the wave of a hand. It can be a bit irritating when they have somewhere they need to be, especially since Lucifer never seems to know in advance when he's going to want to spend an hour or two trying to be the prettiest man in Hell. As if he wasn't already.

Today was one of those days, and Alastor was busying himself with some light reading as he waited for Lucifer to be ready. At least they didn't have anywhere important to be for a while.

“Alastor,” Lucifer calls, finally emerging from the bathroom. “What do you think? I haven't tried this style before, but I thought it looked nice in those old catalogues.”

Alastor looks up, and he must say, he's impressed. The dress Lucifer has picked is a vintage 1940s-style dress, mostly white, but patterned with small yellow flowers. It does look rather stunning on him, and as Lucifer gives a little twirl to make the skirt spin out around him, Alastor can't help but think he was made for outfits like this. Some part of him idly wishes, not for the first time, that he had the same freedom Lucifer did in that regard.

“Absolutely stunning, dear,” Alastor responds. “I do so envy your ability to pull off such lovely outfits.”

Lucifer gives him a warm smile. “Y'know, you could always join me. Bet I could whip up the perfect dress for you.”

Alastor looks away, a bit conflicted. In his time, it was rather unheard of for men to dress in women's clothing. Those who did were certainly not treated well. Part of him had always wanted to try it, envying his mother and the ladies from their church in all their pretty dresses and skirts. But he had pushed the feeling down, the shame of how he'd be perceived enough to keep him off the idea.

Now, of course, there isn't really anything stopping him. Except for this odd feeling that it's perfectly fine for someone like Lucifer or Angel Dust to play fast and loose with masculinity and femininity, but not for him to do the same.

“No, I don’t think so!” he replies, voice a bit tight. “I don't doubt your design skills, but I do doubt I'd make quite as pretty a picture as you do.” He's deflecting, and he's certain Lucifer can tell.

“Aw, c'mon! It's really fun! Plus, it can be just for us. You don't have to go out in it if you don't feel comfortable. I just think you might like it if you tried it.”

“I don't know…”

“We can design the dress however you want! I'm sure there's a style out there you'd just die to get your hands on.”

And there is. Alastor can picture the dress he'd ask for perfectly in his head, as if he's already got it in front of him. If nothing else, I could at least keep it as a memento…

“All right,” he agrees with a sigh. “You truly do live up to your reputation as the master of temptation, don't you?”

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[sharp-silver4795]

Kate the Chaser HCs

Damned love, brainwashing, lack of freedom.

I’ve had a mild hyper fixation starting on her-

This is definitely one of the more depressing interpretations.

Story Elements:

She’ll never say it, but she wants freedom. She wants to be released so she can live again.

Because, in truth, she’s just a shell of someone who used to be…

She’s not very social. She likes to be alone and with her thoughts. No she doesn’t

It’s just because Slenderman puts her almost under a spell that makes her WANT to be alone.

She’s very passionate about any of her interests.

But, slender man won’t let her dwell on anything she enjoys other than slitting the throats of her victims.

She will fucking stomp on anyone who gets in her his way.

Slender sees her as a high risk since she longs so much for things on the outside with little to no fear of him.

In the Mansion:

Definitely the most dedicated proxy

The Operator gave her super speed to get her victims and set up his pages for him.

She doesn’t go on a lot of missions, but when she does-

She’s efficient and concise

She put the phrase “No Names, no faces, no games” to a whole new level

If anyone so much as looks at her in a way that could barely imply they’re planning something

They’re not lasting long at all

Sexuality, Gender, etc.

Being ace isn’t a choice nor anything other than a competition

She doesn’t exactly think about it though.

She fell in love with Scarecrow long before now, but she can’t go anywhere near her. Their bosses won’t let them.

Thats partially why she barely has a thought outside of the mansion.

Divider Creds: Sister-Lucifer

Header Creds: MEE!!!

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Him. It had been about Luicfer, Adam needed a way to get his feelings for him out of his system. It's one of his softer rock songs with the rawest emotion.

He never said because heaven would explode. And the off chance someone down here saw it? Or Lucifer saw it?

He couldn't risk it.

And now here he was, his muse right in front of him saying he loves his music, THIS specific song that Adam wrote for him.

But he was so scared. What if Lucifer didn't feel the same?

Or worse, laughed.

Adam looked down and gently set the guitar aside.

Adam: I uh, wrote it for someone I've always lo-...... Cared about. But it doesn't matter.

Lucifer frowned: Why not?

Adam: Because they don't feel the same.

Okay so we do a lot of Lucifer wooing Adam stuff. But imagine if Adam and Lucifer are arguing it get aggressive but Lucifer leaves and Adam’s left standing there going, “why aren’t we making out right now?” Cause half of his sexcapades happen because of an argument and he thought that’s where it was headed.

Adam trying to wrap his head around an argument he thought was sexually charged as Vaggie tries to talk sense into him. That no, that’s not how normal people have sex. And trying to give him common sense advice like, Charlie says her dad is super romantic, ask him out on a romantic date. But Adam’s like, so rib contest and rock concert? Vaggie is just

“Come on man, work with me here. That’s like, a fifth date. You’re the one that taught me this shit.”

[koukouture]

Script for a comic I don't think I'll ever make LMAO

Context: This is sort of Emet Selch's monologue about Azem during Shadowbringers. Yeah. That's all you need to know.

"You don't know me at all. So shut up" that's what you said.

You were dying. I could see it- the light infecting you, seeping into your head, heart and very soul. You were no longer a distant star but a blinding supernova. Hot to the touch, dangerous, dying, faded- but in a way- beautiful.

You always did shine brighter than the rest.

So how dare you say I don't know you?

Know you?

You are my other half; I am nothing without you. You are all I know.

I knew you across thousands of years, across hundreds of incarnations, across a dozen and some worlds.

Know you?

I am you.

Everything that I am now is because of you. All of it! I traveled far and wide and every single time I cannot stray from your light. Every single road I took went back to you. Every single path, alleyway, staircase every labyrinth- you were at the end of all of them.

Sometimes we are lovers, sometimes we are friends, allies, enemies... sometimes we are strangers.

Do not accuse me of ignorance. I am under no delusion that I know you- I know you better than anyone.

And you know me too.

Don't you?

Azem

Lucifer

You know me... right?

You can feel it surely- this is fate! You know me! I'm your soulmate! Can't you feel it!? Can't you feel me!?

WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!?

okay i think that's it lolol. bye

[dnangelic]

(finally able to put a floaty thought i've had into concise words) thematically it's great that dark isn't an actual angel because then he really does become undefinable and incomprehensible to everybody else. an angel is generally recognizable and readily digestible as a concept in people's minds and dark gives off every impression of one; the wings, the inhuman aspects, the grandeur, and yet he's still not one, which plummets him from any graph of divinity and the religious to the realm of the beast; the mysterious and the monstrous.

in other words, there isn't really ever an apt descriptor for what he is apart from vague ones, (let's see you try to encapsulate 'live artwork ripped in half whose out of control magic ended up imbued into the body and bloodline of humans as an entirely second set of DNA and second self' into a defining species---) and when people ask what he is, dark himself only calls himself a thief. he doesn't dare to try to call himself human (with his wings? his teeth, his eyes his talons?? he's obviously "not", and he's acutely aware of the fact too,) yet he doesn't want to go so far as to ever call himself a monster either out of respect for daisuke; his body and heart. (even if he can't stop others from judging or declaring him a monster, anyways.)

when it comes to dark and his 'existence' as something nonhuman, without counting company that gets close to either side, (for example, the rest of the arts like towa or argentine and baku, who are 'pure' live arts,) dark and daisuke truly do exist 'alone' as the sole members of their 'species,' excluding only hiwatari who can be in a friendly or antagonistic space, or other niwa ancestors like daiki or taize, who were once prior but no longer 'are' dark. "satan has his compansions and fellow devils to admire and encourage him, i am solitary and detested -" bittersweetly enough, the closest thing dark and daisuke ever are around others is either a strange monster or a strange human.

[quietwingsinthesky]

I feel like much has been made about the fact that, if left unattended, Michael will put Adam on the pedestal God previously occupied and try to love him the same way, which makes things Worse for both of them. And not about Lucifer doing the same thing to Sam.

[beef-brisket]

Angel: Kick his ass, Adam

Angel flipped Vox off as he walked away.

Vox: You whore! Val will hear about this-!

Adam growled and stepped in front of Vox, blocking Angel from him.

Adam: You're here to see me, ass hair. The fuck do you want?

Vox: I have a proposition for you~.

Adam cringed: I'd rather not know what that is, thank you.

Vox: Oh, don't worry. This benefits you and your little hotel.

Adam: Really? Well, if it doesn't involve touching you, I'd be happy to hear it!

Vox: How childish are you, Adam? Really now. Touch ME!? I wouldn't give you the satisfaction~.

Adam: My, my. Look at how confident you sound. Hm... I like it~.

Vox blushes: R-Really?

Adam: No. Now, get on with it. I'm very busy.

Vox growled. He's remembering why he lov- hates Adam.

Vox: Fine. I'm sure you would like an advertisement deal for the hotel-

Adam: I can handle that.

Vox: Oh- come on, Adam! Radio!? Really!? We're not in the 30s anymore!

Adam: I'm still waiting for your proposal. And if you don't hurry, I will make you regret ever coming here.

Lucifer watches from the stairs as Adam starts to become more demonic. The lights flicker, and the air fills with static. Because of his increase in power, he looks a lot more terrifying.

Lucifer has to stop himself from laughing as Vox actually cowers.

Vox: F-Fine! Shit!

Within an instant, Adam returns to normal and fixes his suit.

Adam: Get on with it then.

Vox: ...I uh... yes- well... I would like to endorse your hotel!

Adam: It's not MY hotel, Vox. You should get the ownership right before you offer endorsement. Not that we need it. I'm perfectly capable of handling this place myself.

Lucifer could tell Vox was getting angry. Adam has that smug smile on his face. One that used to piss Lucifer off as much as it is Vox, but now he finds it charming.

Vox: You need me, Adam. Just- please... give me a chance. We used to be friends! Partners even!

Adam: We were never partners, Vox.

Vox: I know you say that- and I understand where you're coming from... as much as it hurts. I just... I need... you.

Adam: ...You need me?

Vox: I do. I'd like to work a deal out with you- a mutual deal. I have something that would really interest you.

Adam: A deal? Now you've interested me~. Go on.

Vox: Look- we should discuss this at a mutual place- come to the Vee tower tomorrow at 12pm-

Adam: That's not mutual ground, Vox. And you're making this sound like a trap~. You wouldn't do that to me, would you Vox?

Vox tenses as one of Adam's tentacles rubs past his face.

Vox: O-Of course not-!

Adam: Because you understand that you've never stood a chance against me~. And your two bedwarmers can't help you. So, if this is a trap or you waste my time, I'll show you pain you've never known existed. Ha! How ironic! I may even have you on my radio show! I'm sure my listeners would love to hear you beg and scream~.

Vox tried to fix his composure: U-Uh- yes! I'm sure! But luckily, that won't happen! You'll love what I have to show you, trust me.

Adam: I don't trust you... but I won't lie, I am interested. And, thanks to a recent development, I'm a lot stronger~. So, why not! I'd love the chance to blow off some steam, and if you three get in my way, that'll be double the fun~.

Vox: ...S-So- see you at 12?

Adam smiles, flashing his sharp teeth: Yes. See you at 12.

Vox: Fantastic! It's a date!

Adam narrows his eyes as Vox walks off. One day, he'll love to smash that screen all over again. Maybe fuck up the other antenna.

Lowkey want an au where Adam has Alastors' powers.

The tentacles

The eyes

The changing size

The shadows

The sass

The deal making

Him owning Husk and Nifty

The musical numbers

The radio control

The tentacles- have I mentioned that before?

The rivalry with Lucifer

Maybe he replaces Alastor entirely. No Alastor. Only Adam. It's always been Adam.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Only Adam lol This is good! His Husk and Nifty could be Lute and Peter.

He doesn't have to smile all the time does he?

Yessss, and he plays rock instead of jazz lol And yes of course there is a rivalry lol

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

god forbid we have a horrible murderer woman with the eyes of that painting of lucifer and the disposition of a rabid street dog in an alleyway. god forbid we have one thing.

[samiferboy]

i am not immune to the idea of s1-2 samifer

[baekuras]

“I’ll just google some info on this archangel to get their vibe for a design down-wikipedia should be enough for rough info as I don’t really wanna go deep/detailed into any of...that”

Wikipedia “and then God burned every angel who didn’t fully like him making humans, leaving only Michael and Gabriel alive, and Raphael seeing that warned his army to just say what a FANTASTIC idea making humans is because God will just do whatever he wants anyway and he really doesn’t want to see them burn-oh and God renamed him to Raphael only after that, his name was different before that”

Me imagining God just burning what basically amounts to what I had assumed be his first kids basically

like on one hand: thanks for defending our existence on the other HOLY SHIT WHATTHEFUCK OH WE ARE SO FUCKED WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN HELLFIRE-THIS IS WHY HELL EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE, GOD JUST WANTS TO SEE EVERYONE HE MADE BURN LIKE HE *JUST* CAST TRUTH OUT FOR WARNING EVERYONE THAT HUMANS CAN LIE AND THEN KILLED THE REST WHATTHEFUCK

[lifblogs]

Lucifer only thinks he cares about Sam. He cares that Sam was made for him. He cares that Sam’s body is his. He cares that Sam is his. He cares that Sam is supposed to be him. He doesn’t see Sam as an individual but rather just more of himself. They’re the same person, or they’re supposed to be in his eyes. All of this is one reason that he tortures Sam in the Cage. He doesn’t just hate him for putting him back in his prison. He hates him for defying him, for being an individual. But at the same time he doesn’t know how to give up that belonging and intimacy, so he just becomes obsessed with him.

[noxtivagus]

thinking abt lucilius n belial hdfkajsdlkfd

[theboykingsmichaelsword]

sam winchester is a freak and i say that with only love in my heart like that boy is Deranged and that's not even going into the demonblood shit don't ever let anyone tell you he's normal or well-adjusted