#that's no good

[canisalbus]

What if Machete's nickname for Vasco was honey? (Because milk and honey 🍯 🥛)

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[pickapea]

my job is reactivating and rehabilitating patients in post surgery care and one of the first things i tell them once they've tried to drink some juice and stand on their legs without throwing up is "every bite is a good bite" and i think that's a good sentiment for everyone

[winterreigned]

"i burn for you" from theon in westerton au eyes emoji // @prodigum

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒, drowning under the heat, suffocating over the tension. theon greyjoy is much like the waves of the ocean ; appealing, though eager to push you under the weight of his force. sansa is more than willing to drown, for the water would extinguish the flames he has caused to arise within her. though at times, much like this, she feels it is impossible to cease the fire he has started in her heart.

her expression remains startled, despite these being the very words she so desperately craved to hear. it is impossible, she thinks, for someone like him to want someone like her. he was her brother's best friend, a duke ──── unobtainable in every way. he himself has declared that he would not take a wife. yet, here they were, engaged in a standoff she was ready to relinquish. for if it meant even an evening as his (though society forbid such a temporary release), would be an evening well worth it.

❝ theon, ❞ she whispers, dropping formality of titles. they were past this, they were so much more than society has dubbed them to be. sansa is very seldom speechless, she always is in control ; though the more time she spends around theon greyjoy, the less she finds this to be the case. I BURN FOR YOU TOO, she wants to say. in fact, she is so engulfed in flames, she is ready to scream it upon rooftop after rooftop in westeros, for all to hear. sansa remains hopeful a confession will extinguish her from this torment of longing.

❝ i beg of you, ❞ the lady begins, voice hushed as they're hidden away from view in the gardens. ❝ free me from this torment. ❞ the torture she endures is him, from not being his, from not being touched and loved by him. how easy a remedy, though the pride in asking for such a cure could kill her. in this moment, she is practically pleading. blue eyes much more desperate than words or tone can convey. sansa steps forward, hands cupping his cheek, her own teeth coming to tug on her bottom lip.

I BURN FOR YOU, EXTINGUISH ME.

[littlehen]

For Christmas, a family member got me a hideous and expensive mug with the word 'Love' on it and they'd left the price tag on, so I took it back to the shop and asked if I could maybe exchange it. (In my old shop, if there was no receipt then we would exchange it or put the same amount on a giftcard, so I thought it was worth a try.) The sales assistant said no, their policy was no refund without proof of sale. I said, okay never mind. The sales assistant looked at me sadly and said, haltingly, 'it's just... the mug... it says 'Love' on it... and you want to return it?' I didn't know what to reply so I said, 'oh I just don't like things with words on' and she looked at my sweatshirt which said 'the dogtor is in: I prescribe walkies' and said 'oh...'

[coffincoitus]

barry ended when it needed to end but I miss it. I miss the casual violence. with prestige tv you usually have to wait a billion episodes to see some guy's head get blown up. but with barry it was brains and blood every week

[mortuusrege]

love/violence

when i become so ecstatic that my bones are buzzing underneath my skin, i do not yell and shout and dance to show it, but instead i sink my nails into my flesh and drag, down, down, down as if i will somehow relieve my ecstasy if i open enough holes for it to escape from i have never found love in kisses and affection, but instead the blue marks of nails on my skin, stunning, dazzling crescent moons, fallen onto me to create craters where i may store it.

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[the-uncanny-dag]

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.