#that's my ugly mug

[t8oo]

[ventique18]

One person left to hit bingo

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

[hellboys]

happy trans day of visibility to all my trans homies out there!! i love you and i see you. stay safe lovelies 🏳️‍⚧️🫶

[transswordbian]

Figured I'd share a little transition timeline since it's been a hot minute since anyone's seen me lol

There's been a few changes lol

[mangosundae]

My sister got me this cool mug for my birthday and, well, I couldn’t NOT do something TPoH with it, right? Phenomenal comic btw; I don’t talk about it nearly enough. If you haven’t checked it out yet Go Do That Right Now.

[spidey-bie]

Stares Wistfully

He means everything to me

[pernillecfcw]

rules: post your lock screen, wallpaper, last song and last picture of an animal/something pretty

Thank you for the tag @thiagodasilva

Blocked my face cause I look awful and don’t wanna show my face

Tagging: @rainbowcaptainarmband , @inejghavertz , @littlebitofbluelittlebitofcoffee , @judeswhore , @neverinadream , @russos-one , @wileys-russo , @woso-scotland , @frankirby , @just-a-lil-lizard , @lcftuscheeks , @magdasgirl , @levicolwills , @h3llish , @girlgenius1111 @treblebluesblog @samkerrworshipper ( do not have to do if you don’t want too )

[vanderbilt-draws]

I saw a post telling me to tell you to draw, so can you do a pic of Kirk and Spock doing literally whatever. I just love them and need to consume Star Trek content

SPIRK MY BELOVED!!!!! THE SILLAYS!!

[mikeydoesntart]

A commission i did for a friend !!

[xovera-toz]

[smilekid]

[massivelimestonecube]

i look pretty different from the last time i posted a pic on here a couple years ago, so here's a new one i like

[icbrothers]

I don't think the universe wants me to partake in Hourly Comic Day

[whereowlsknowmyname]

So I have lost weight, lol

I was 300lb, and now I'm 220lb.

[icpe]