#that's my HUSBAND you don't understand

[wildsaltair]

not to be horny on main (as always) but if I'm not waking up naked in his bed WHAT IS THE POINT

[mod2amaryllis]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[hansoeii]

GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING SO I SHALL REPOST ALL OF MY GOOD OMENS ART IN CELEBRATION!! 🥳❤️

WAHOO!!!

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

[beanghostprincess]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

[flashbastardsramblings]

We're winning this year folks

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

The Untamed | Episode 36 [Drunk Lan Wangji And His Chickens]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [19/∞]⬿

[radioactive-cloud]

oh for fuck's sake

source: x

+ bonus

whatever the fuck jure and bojan had going on

[suchawrathfullamb]

some of the polls make me realize you guys do not get Hannibal. you just don't. you project too much to actually perceive the character as he truly is. you project like crazy on Will and specially Abigail but at least those you get a bit better but Hannibal? damn y'all do not pay attention to my baby

[acheemient]

You guys will never guess what I'm making with Legos!

Well, okay. You might guess.

[fountainpenguin]

Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:

Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them

Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later

Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night

Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things

Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol

Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner

Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway

Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong

Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"

Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them

Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing

Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him

Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)

Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her

Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back

Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out

Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance

Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat

Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)

Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe

Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword

Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn

Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear

Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her

Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1

Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj

Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1

Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack

Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that

Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box

Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base

Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead

Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)

Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)

Things that did not happen:

Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner

Martyn and Cleo hating each other

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[introspectivememories]

yeah unfortunately i am afab, assigned ferrari at birth

[ineffablerainstorm]

Fic Rec: Runaway Groom

So uhm have you ever read a fic, watched an old trailer and then felt the immediate urge to recreate it GO style? No? Well I have!

This lovely story by @beerok23 is the Aziracrow take on Runaway Bride. I didn't know how much I needed an old romcom rewritten as facfic until now! This makes a movie play in my head, seriously! Go read it!

[immediatebreakfast]

Oh Mina,

Today we mourn you as you let the men around you promise to cut off your head if your being stops fighting the poison in your blood. We mourn the marriage life that you should have had after so many months of worry, and uncertain despair.

We mourn Mina's happiness as she leads all of the group towards the goal of slaying the man responsible for the suffering that he has caused. Such suffering which looks so small at the scale of the world, yet it means so much for all of the living, the dead, and the ones far away. The ones that had the misfortune of being face to face with that monster, just like she did.

Mina speaks of mercy, yet she doesn't even see her own salvation. There is nothing left to her from her own grieful perspective, nothing that could chase away the feeling of suicidal satisfaction as all of the men around her promise her to kill her. Mina finally feels that she will saved from the Count's grasp...

Maybe if she repents with all of her might, maybe if she suffers in the correct way, maybe when Mina finally crosses the line between living and undead her beloved husband takes a stake through her heart in the same as Lucy, but without a moment for Mina to feed on her fellow humans... Then maybe god will open the gates of heaven, and offer her soul peace.

[drawnecromancy]

Day of the fall of Neseah - Nelvaren

"I've envied you, Nelvaren. For too long have I longed for... something like this." He chuckles, his breath rasping against the kings strained throat. "Perhaps in another life, some would even call this an act of love. Sparing you the fate of seeing what i've done. I'll let you know now I'll agree that this... is a mercy. Goodbye, my muse." He slowly unsheathed his sword from the king's body. "I shall paint the ashes of your kingdom, in your blood."

Excerpt written by @lee-thee-bee, Keryth (on the left) also belongs to them !

[knightotoc]

"I don't want to rule the world! I don't want to rule anything! I never did!"

-- Lestat, Queen of the Damned