#that's just how it works

[secondbeatsongs]

the real life lesson is that if you tell small children to be quiet, they will ignore you or forget, but if you ask them to be sneaky, they will take it as a challenge, and it will become their mission in life

[youngchronicpain]

physically? I'm suffering

emotionally? yea h fuck not great there either

and so

I MUST EAT A SWEET TREAT TONIGHT

[rinto190]

my wisdom teeth hurt so chai gets it

[squishmallow36]

This was my creative writing class's bellringer today and I felt like it might do numbers here so:

Tag yourself. I'm 7.

[potatoplace]

dun dun

[cademygod]

next 'all summer long' chapter will be the longest yet i think!! it's mostly done, i just need to make reg a tad more emotionally miserable first tbh

[killerandhealerqueen]

It always amazes me when I go into the comments of a video (idk why i do it, it's just a habit that i really need to kick) showing context for a scenario but people try to give context for another scenario to fit what's going in the video

[critical-thinking-is-mandatory]

people who like dogs are the WOOOORST. you’ll read any news about a violent crime and as long as a dog is even mentioned people will ask about the dog before the HUMAN VICTIM WHO IS MOST OFTENTIMES A PERSON OF COLOR.

It's not even like, liking dogs, like I love dogs but at the end of the day...they are an animal. An animal that bloody well kills people to death. Quite frequently still actually!

Like I'm just baffled and concerned by people who refuse to understand that? Like, your typical dog is only a couple steps down from wolf. But every single time I go somewhere, I will see dogs practically dragging their owners around like ragdolls and I just. Every time, I need a moment to process that. Because if you can't even walk your dog without risking it pulling you on your face or into traffic, that is a serious problem and probably only the tip of the issues going on there.

Like bloody hell. I grew up rural, where hunting invasive pigs is a pretty common pastime and/or job, and most of the time, hunters use dogs. Dogs that will absolutely fully rip those pigs to shreds. Most of those hunters also have young children! And not a single one of the hunters, has had a child mauled or killed by one of their dogs.

But people with the exact same breed of dogs have had children, pets, fucking electricians and postal workers, mauled and killed by their dogs. And the only real difference is the owners.

And I honestly, genuinely think there's some kind of overarching problem with the way society views dogs as these...loyal fur babies that can do no wrong. They're not! And honestly, genuinely, people who are unable to train their dogs properly because it 'hurts their feelings to be mean sometimes' should not own dogs. For everyone's safety. At the very least nothing bigger or more aggressive than a Charles spaniel.

[chavisory]

Guy who’s new to this coffee shop, apparently: “Hey, can I sit here? I promise to ignore you.”

[lemonnbug]

"He's so cute, I need to bite into him like a freshly baked croissant." - me, for some damn reason

[wornkindnessa]

also you can bet @senatoriaa, @lokadottr, @viaminvenia’s breha & @tachiisms are all known as aunts to the obilia kids idk what else to tell you

[sunny12th]

just saw someone say jaime is doomed 😩 actually jaime is gonna live a long life yall. he might be somewhat miserable for it but he's gonna live regardless

[juieon]

idgaf if changmin isnt a cat canonically if he has whiskers he is a cat TO ME

[0sbrain]

alternatives for ai to design ocs

hero forge

picrew

the fucking sims 4

your local furry artist

bitmoji

shitty photoshoped collage

DeviantArt bases

zepeto

making edits of your favorite character

searching "dress up game" on the app store

learning how to draw

[trekkerac]

he's like a faulty lightbulb