#that's exactly what happened tho

[ponury-grajek]

Happy Light Death Day!!! 🥰🥳💕❤️✨🎂

Commission for lovely @nachtyr-haus-comics ~! 💕

[holographings]

they got me. they fucking got me. jayvik nation hello

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[hinamie]

itakugi sillies fr the soul

[wardensantoineandevka]

it's kind of funny that we're back at the start, as it was known from the very beginning, as the story always was, the old lore: "the Divine Gate was built in response to the destruction and suffering of the Calamity as the Prime Deities realized was far too much and, as such, they needed to also remove themselves from Exandria to protect it from the ruin that the gods dwelling here brings"

[sereniv]

Can someone who is NOT a zionist tell me why Jewish people have so much conspiracy and hate? when did it start and why? how and why did it spread?

Preferably someone who is jewish or really knows what theyre talking about answer

[theo-notts-doll]

i haven't had the time to watch percy jackson ep 7, and i hate how that means i cant go on any social media in fear of spoilers for a show based on a book series i've read like 50 times

[mollysunder]

The biggest tragedy of Jayce's raid on the shimmer refinery wasn't just that he killed Renni's son, it's that that kid died slowly without any sort of comfort or aid. That boy was alive and wheezing by the time when Jayce and Vi slowly (kind of reluctantly) made it down to the ground floor and was still alive enough for Jayce to look directly at him as the light left his eyes.

What's worse is that he died surrounded by shimmer, a single drop could have saved his life! Anybody at the refinery that could have helped him, even in theory, was held at gunpoint by the Enforcers Jayce and Vi brought and could only watch him die. And then his body's just left there for his mom, Renni, to see. This boy was the kid that pulled the alarm on the Enforcers in the first place, he absolutely knew why shimmer was so important to their operation and once Piotover got involved he's deprived of it's aid.

[tsutsumi-kurose]

yugi twins + rejection of authority

[calypsolemon]

sometimes people negatively criticizing DR will say things like "it must be bad writing otherwise it doesn't make sense why the ninja act differently in [DR situation] than they did in [MOS situation]" with no further justification for why that would be the case and it's like. my brother in spinjitzu the Situations are Different

[rev-velvet]

Nintendo doing reruns of special Fest themes is cool and all but we all forgot one important thing. BESIDES GRAND FESTIVAL BIG MAN HAS WON EVERY SEASONAL SPLATFEST WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

[spacejip]

this day can’t be worse.

not only you couldn’t pass the test you’ve spent a year and a half studying for, this being the third time you retake the whole class; but you also forgot your umbrella. no, actually, you brought it. but forgot you had it on your bag the whole time you had to walk under the storm.

“thank you” you say to the driver, getting on the bus. he saw your drenched body while you desperately waved at him to stop and decided to wait. “finally something good”. you say, this time, to yourself.

you walk inside, while trying to catch your breath for all the running you had to do. until you reach chenle. he smiles at you, a chuckle almost leaving his lips as he sees your form. he grabs his bag and moves it so you have more space.

you sit next to him, brushing your wet hair with your fingers, trying to look a little more presentable for your boyfriend. but he couldn’t care less about that.

“i can’t believe it started to rain just when i got out of classes.” you say frustrated. “yeah, i made it just in time. you on the other hand…” chenle chuckles, but deep down he feels bad for you.

without noticing, you start to tremble. your side bumping with his. the hoodie you put on is useless at this point, as it is soaked.

“i’ll make soup when we get home” he looks at your trembling body, noticing your sparkly eyes when his eyes move up to your face. you love the food he makes, specially that chicken soup.

you let your head rest on chenle’s shoulder. he feels the water dripping off your hair through his shirt but doesn’t flinch at all. “you are wet” he says faking a whine. “and you are warm” you smile apologetically, wrapping your arms around his waist.

he moves slightly to put an arm around you, pulling you closer towards him and leaving a kiss on your forehead. you sigh, relaxing in his arms as you think “this day it’s not that bad after all”.

[3gremlins]

me watching the new fallout series: idk about this ghoul, i think they tried to make him too good looking of a monster, idk if it's working for me

*they show a flashback of this character pre-ghoul* also me: oh no he's much hotter as a ghoul, his pretty ghoul face is growing on me -pause in realization, turn to my partner- omg i'm such a monster fucker i'm so sorry

my partner, sitting next to me: i made my peace with this long ago...

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

[rynnerie]

Rendering practice + Xie Lian suffering

[ryllen]

Please don't crucified me if this headcanon is deemed unrealistic in real life. (´；ω；`) More notes / detailed notes:

stayed & travelled with the Figs for awhile -- after being found, before finally dropped of to an institution, as the Figs think their travelling life style is not really suitable to raise a child

quickly picked up civilization as he is an intelligent child (that's why he is a ravenclaw)

exchanged letters with the travelling Figs during his time at the institution / orphanage

was a really helpful child during his time at the institution / orphanage that he is close with the staff

he thinks of befriending people is a way of learning & by helping them he gets to experience a lot of different things

a mellow temperament child in general (just like how it is ingame)

likes exploring (bcs damn! we really going places in that game)

picked the silly 'Alex Xander' name himself, maybe he heard a mother called her child with that name once and he is obsessed with that name ever since.

he always writes Xander as his 'family name' to show that he is complete even without a family

actually a bit older than his classmates, as he went through extra few years to catch up to civilization as a feral child

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#anyhow i really love our barn owl; she's so beautiful but with a face like biscuit