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“Pluck out thy eyes”
Everything that has happened seems difficult, and I am sorry you have suffered such a fate. Currently all sides are hurting in different ways, and her pain is just as valid as yours. I think you both need time to heal, to allow the pain to soften.
But time can bring that, time and friendship. Don’t be alone right now, and later you should talk to her. Communication should occur, I recommend finding a mutual friend who can help mediate.
It’s ok.
The world is large, larger than this town. Everything may be overwhelming right now is fine.
i don't think she wants to talk to me though and i don't know if we have mutual friends. i only have like 2 friends anyway
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just saw someone say the grand turnabout wasn't even that good. they want me to kill myself
#that's a joke.#aai2#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations 2#kai's ramblings/obsessions#[batshit insane] you guys just don't get him like i do#NEVER criticize aai2 in front of me i will SCREAM#well. no. jusr dont criticize the grand turnabout#second case was a little. too long#some of the others i have criticisms wiiht#but i will never be normal about simon keyes
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"of course a book written more than a century ago is not going to be in line with contemporary values" well skill issue. witbd continues to be more progressive than most opinions i hear from people around me
#that's a joke.#but some people seem to think that feminism was invented in 21th century or something#no 'everyone' didn't 'think like that' 'back then'#if you claim to be aware of the features of time you have to acknowledge all the emancipatory ideas&movements that arose in that time!#and that the reactionary author you are reading was in fact reactionary#unless you are like talking about plato. but i mostly see people talking like that about books written like at most two hundred years ago.#chernyshevsky posting
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posting my words is so embarrassing... like, what, you're taking this seriously? this? you slice yourself open to show your innards, glistening and colourless, and that's it?
#ic#ohhh. why post it if you're just going to be embarrassed for having something to say?#becauuuuse. i want attention.#that's a joke.#because it gives me a record with timestamps.
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Can I confess something? I did not have pure intentions when we first spoke. I had heard legends of you, and I desperately wanted to know if they were true. I wanted you to see me and think the very same. But... my plans fell apart so quickly. I saw you, and the idea of seducing you was dismissed immediately. Perhaps I could've had you that first light. I wouldn't have been satisfied with only once, though. Not when I felt a fire blazing in me. Not when arrows (yours. Cupid's.) struck my heart with ease. Not when I looked at your colour with so much warmth, sweeter than I have in my entire life. I have never loved blue. That is, not until you.
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RPF is all abhorrent amoral garbage except for Oscar Isaac/Pedro Pascal that's just having eyes and using them baby!
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so#xx#stolen from instagram#jory.jpg
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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#Ginny Hogan#comedian#funny#lol#donald trump#republicans#politics#government#us politics#America#USA#vote#voting#democracy#beauty-funny-trippy#democrats#trump#haha#hilarious#comedy#aesthetic#jokes#humor#election#elections#twitter
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
#does the joke work? probably not but oh well#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#also no ‘stan likes men aswell’ i dont care its for the joke
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
#i made a version of this as a joke in my first months but after staring at it for a year+ there is something real in it#phdblr#grad school#studyblr#gradblr
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