#that’s legit crazy lol

[fettiowi]

THROWS MORE SPINEL AT U EHEHE

I love her sm and I cannot stop

[groovytimes]

This interview makes me never want to live in a world without Al Pacino.

[ambivartence]

HANGYUL BAE173 ✧ 240402 ‘Fifty-Fifty’

bonus:

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Allumos redesign because why not

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

*voice of boy who just experienced romantic/sexual attraction for the first time* did you guys see that. that was insane. wdym you live like this

[its-a-me-mango]

Duuuude everyones AU's are all so cool and well thought out and so fun to interact with, I wanna make my own one too. :3

(50 billion hours of thinking later)

It's perfect.

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

Dazai fans: existing normally

Chuuya enjoyers: ^^

Soukoku enjoyers: ^^

Dazai-antis: ^^

iritjjfgjjjc: i will make this everyone’s problem

[bergoop]

The fact that Shane said that people who touch/fondle their hair a lot most likely have a hair pulling kink when THIS MAN IS ALWAYS RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR??! Shane?? The call is coming from inside the house, I’m afraid.

Hi Anon!

OK so... did he know he was telling on himself so bad? Because you're right! Shane plays with his own hair more than anybody else I can think of. Even when he's not playing with it, sometimes the video will be edited/cut to a different time and its been messed up, so you KNOW he's been doing it off-camera.

i think he's proud of his hair! and to be fair, it IS very nice hair. it looks soft and smooth and i'd like to touch it and tug it, too who said that

anyway back to the call coming from inside the house. i think he doesn't know. it seems kind of like an unconscious action, so he probably thinks he doesn't do it too much, when in reality, he's touching it all the time!

im not saying shane has a hair pulling kink... but im not NOT saying it. (disclaimer: we like to have fun here! this is not too serious. and now, i will get weirder.)

I'd also like to talk briefly about... his forcefulness.

He was NOT gentle with it in prev post and that's not the only example!

Take a look at this bit from a 2020 BFU video:

sir what are you doing that is a straight up TUG.

this might be my imagination, but he gets an interesting expression after he pulls it - like he was really enjoying it.

and i'd like to say that's where he was like, oh, i should probably stop pulling my hair on camera because it feels a little too good. except… he goes in AGAIN right after!

He really can't keep his hands off!

He seems to enjoy/be used to pulling it HARD. and if prev post is any indication… he's quick to have other people pull on it too :3c

OK thanks for coming to my Hair Pull TED talk. love you bye

[adriansblinkiehordingadventure]

Could you make some Penny Arcade blinkies?

YES!!! HERES A GABE AND TYCHO SET!

[3416]

When you reunite Marner and Matthews...

Leafs vs Kraken | 02.26.23

[overtake]

If i see one more person spread “news” sourced to outlets like f1-insider… please actually pay attention to sources and use critical thought about where it came from. these accounts want their engagement numbers and will share information derived from a fucking reddit comment if they think it’ll earn them a few extra dollars. there’s always an off chance these bullshit tabloids are right, but they almost never are, and a legitimate source will come along if there’s any whisper of truth to it. i just beg of people to simply wait for sources with the slightest bit of credibility to their name before they start sharing information.

[greenfiend]

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[fondcrimes]

maybe it’s just bc I’ve been in some shitty crazy fandoms in the past but the fact that labru is seen as a random yaoi ship with no basis in canon is beyond crazy to me. what more do people want/need… if you don’t believe in subtext just say that 😭 I know most of y’all have no issue shipping aggressively mediocre ships so why do the standards change when a character dynamic simply requires a deeper reading. actually labru is quite straightforward which is even funnier to me

[sobersonder]

Animal Crossing AU

I was thinking to call this AU "Less of a Nook, Double the Crooks" where the main thing is Tom Nook and Redd's beef never happened and Tom eventually became just like Redd. The two owns a shop in the black market together. Nothing matters to them except for bells and their loyalty to eachother. And yes, the tanuki and the fox still fight like an old married couple.

Due to this, Tom never adopted Timmy and Tommy. The twins were adopted by the Able Sisters instead. (Will be explaining further down below.)

Lyle was still once an insurance scammer who worked with the kitsune and tanuki duo but now owns the Happy Home Academy by himself. Without Tom, there is now a deadline/due day of rent, everyday of each playthrough [the player] needs to pay 15k bells.

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Additional Fun Facts:

⚜️ Sable didn't liked the idea of adopting the two tanukis since they remind her of Tom so much and she knows they'll struggle to feed more mouths in one roof, but Mable kept insisting.

⚜️ Timmy and Tommy would still have the shop called "Nukkling Junction". The spelling is changed because of not being adopted by Tom.

⚜️ Timmy and Tommy, fell asleep on a fruit truck when they were desperate to find food in the city that went into Tom's home town.

⚜️ Redd tried to scam Brewster, failed because of Blathers... And then Tom successfully scammed Blathers (The quote "If a kitsune has 7 tricks, a tanuki has 8" is very much prevalent.)

⚜️ Tom does sell furniture.

➥ The trick here is that occasionally you would receive fake furniture that would be just a pile of leaves. You'd only know if the item is fake by placing it in your house, leave the room where you put it, then go back to see the said pile of leaves.

➥ I still have a few ideas but those are still uncertain.

⚜️ I do headcanon that Joan is Tom's parental figure (I'm a Wild World user lmao). And when Joan saw what Tom had become she was devastated and disappointed! She very much blames Redd on this one

Edit:

⚜️ Pugsly is the one who will replace Tom Nook in the Resident Services. He will be there along side his sister because I want to give him the love that he deserves.

⚜️ Timmy and Tommy are older than their classic counter parts, they're around their teen years so to say. Even though their ages were not specified, their appearance would have some differences like they would be more taller, a little more chubbier since modern depiction of the tanuki yokai are usually fat (but hey, this is my hc for them!), etc.

⚜️ Tom does not know for the life of him to remember which is which with Timmy and Tommy. He kept confusing one over the other.

⚜️ Though, the twins still crave to have a parent figure that's the same species as them, they're still overall grateful for the Able Sisters taking them in

⚜️ Redd and Tom have the biggest beef with Lyle and to me it would just be so funny. Iykyk

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{Note: I don't really know if this AU has already been done with all of these concepts. This is just made for fun but if the name has been taken already, then I'm willing to change it :]]. If there's an AU similar to this, please send it to me because I wanna see it because I'm starving for more AC content. Again, this is just for fun I'd kill myself from cringe if I accidentally mischaracterized them 😭}

{I'll add more info if I remember or thought of!}

[wolfieolfie]

another late cringetober cuz i do what i want >:D day 2, self insert

bit of an infodump under cut OOPS LOL

i had a lot of self insert undertale (au) ocs, but most of them were solely created to save the day/ be a "fix it" au (of an au). but this one had a bit more lore! specifically this one is from handplates :D

from what i remember, they were basically like a lab dog for gaster's experiments, similarly to sans and papyrus. to break the barrier or something idk. but i thought of a bit more!!!

i'm thinking this little pupper also had sentience, and just communicated in barks!! i like to think that when they grew up, they became one of the dogs that joined the royal guard :]

i actually have a whole showcase on my self insert designs from back in 2017, which you can find in the content source!!!

[widevibratobitch]

(not quite logging back in just venting dont mind me <3 ill reply to everyone later mwah)