#that would be mortifying

[gophergal]

I keep forgetting to post these! So, here are the Merc paintings I did for class projects lmao

They're mini studies of artists. In order: Nebojsa Zdravkovic, Michael Borremans, Michael Leonard, Odd Nerdrum, and Masami Teraoka

[doriantomybasil]

i was talking with my flatmate’s boyfriend today because we’re the only ones home and he randomly said “hey has [flatmate] told you about the bats?” the what😀 she most definitely has not told me about the bats

[emerald-oceans]

Why is my ibs acting up so bad today? I’ve been at work for 2 hours and have already gone to the bathroom 4 times.

[numinous-void]

if any person irl i haven’t shared the fact these accs exist and they FIND these fanart accs i would rather eat raw meat with prions in it and die

[stealingpotatoes]

What would Anakin life be like if Master Yoda sent Cal or Caleb instead of Ahsoka to be his padawan?

(commission info // tip jar!)

[curapicas]

This whole scene is so mind-blowing that I missed the obvious shape of Laios' speech bubbles here. At first I thought it was a cheerful roundness laughing at the absurdity of what he's saying, but looking closer; it's wobbly. It's fake cheeriness, passive aggressive even. He just heard he was lied to for reasons he doesn't understand, and now this man is trying to sell an even more outrageous, sweeter lie?? Laios is SO hurt, and while he wasn't understanding what Kabru was saying, he was trying to be patient. Now he's not even trying to hide it.

So it's on Kabru to double down and convince he means it, which he does by /punching/ him and screaming "actually I DO want to be your friend, dumbass!!! I've been looking from afar and think you're interesting, you idiot!!! There’s things I find weird about you but that just made me invested enough to even eat harpy eggs!!!!!" and I just have to cry. I HAVE to

[theyellowotter]

Why must the tilde be so close to the exclamation point on a keyboard?

Do you know how close I've come to typing "Hi~" to my coworkers on multiple occasions?

[sameboot]

Paraphrasing again buuut I wanted to try illustrating this scene!

[justaz]

merlin notices knights trailing after him while he dashes around the castle and then they follow him into town and they follow him out into the woods and arthur is being super weird about it and none of the knights at the round table are saying anything so oh fuck arthur definitely knows about merlin’s magic and is having him closely monitored bc he thinks merlin is dangerous omg its so obvious. whole time arthur is just in his chambers giggling, twirling his hair, and blushing as he writes in his diary journal that he found old rules that were used to keep his mother safe and he implemented them for his queen his beloved merlin to keep him safe

[morganbritton132]

Eddie has the band over and they’re jamming together on a live-stream when Steve gets off work and interrupts them. He’s all smiles when he’s like, “Hey, guess what. One of my students called me the D-word today.”

Eddie; One of your students called you a dumbass and you’re happy about it?

Steve: No

Jeff: Then why are you smiling?

Steve: They didn’t-

Gareth: Did they call you a douchebag?

Grant: Dipshit?

Steve: Dad! One of my students called me dad today.

The band:

The band: Oh

Eddie: That’s great! How many times is that now?

Steve: Thirteen!

[bet-on-me-13]

Technically a Cult

So! Danny has been hearing through the Grapevine that a large Cult has been Summoning all the biggest Magical Creature's for some reason. Demon Lord's, Fae Kings, even a few Gods. Clockwork was summoned a little while ago, and so was Fright Knight and Pandora

And he has been patiently waiting his turn for a while. Apparently everyone they summon has gotten a really good deal from them, all in return for a few favors, sometimes a promise to not go to a specific place.

Danny really wants to strike a deal with them. He wants to ask them for a favor so he can get out of work for a few weeks, he's been planning on taking a vacation with Sam and Tuck, but the Eyeballs are being annoyingly resistant.

He feels the familiar pull of Summoning, and realizes that it's time. Awesome, time to meet this mysterious Cult!

...

Why is the JLA standing in from of him?

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

[ ID in ALT ]

he giggles

[laurellala-comics]

Wow guys ace attorney is so cool, I wish lawyers were real

[ultravioletbrit]

“try” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 384 words

James is standing by the bar staring at the most beautiful man he’s ever seen. He hasn’t been able to take his eyes off him the entire night. However, it’s the guy sitting across from the beautiful man that eventually grabs James’ attention and nods for him to come over. 

As James is walking over to the table, the guy is mischievously smirking at him. James gives him a curious look and the guy’s smile grows as he flicks his eyes to the beautiful man then looks back at James and raises a questioning eyebrow. James smiles and hesitantly nods, but he has no idea what he’s just gotten himself into.

“I’m Barty.” The guy introduces himself as soon as James gets to the table.

“James.” James shakes Barty’s hand.

“Are you single?” Barty asks.

“Barty.” The beautiful man hisses.

“Yes, I’m single.” James answers with a chuckle.

“Are you straight?” Barty asks.

“Oh my god!” The man says and drops his head in his hands.

James looks over and the man lifts his head slightly and he is the most adorable shade of red all the way up to his ears and he gives James a small, shy, apologetic smile.

“I am most definitely not straight.” James answers Barty but doesn’t take his eyes off the man.

“Are you kinky?” Barty asks.

“What?” James looks back at Barty at the same time the man seems to kick him under the table.

“Ouch!” Barty yelps, but he’s not deterred. “Are you kinky?” He asks again with a smirk.

“Well…” James starts with a smirk of his own. “I guess it depends what your kinks are, but I’ll try anything once.” James tells him.

“Great! This is my friend, Regulus, and he’d love to dance with you.” Barty finally introduces the beautiful man, who is now an even deeper shade of red.

“Hi, Regulus.” James smiles as he reaches out his hand and Regulus slowly lifts his eyes to look at him. “Would you like to dance?”

“You don’t have to—"

“Because I’ve been wanting to dance with you all night.” James smiles even wider.

Regulus looks at James for a moment then shifts his eyes to quickly glare at Barty then looks back at James and his expression settles into a sweet smile.

“Sure.” Regulus says and he takes James’ hand.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Duke doesn’t know what’s going on with the crime lord that sometimes is, and then again isn’t allowed at the cave.

All he knows is that the mood of the entire manor takes a nose dive each and every time there‘s an altercation with him, and everybody goes out of their way to NOT explain anything to Duke.

So, as the only one in the manor with more than one brain cell dedicated to proper human interaction, he decides to take the easiest route and just ask Red Hood himself. Considering he‘s the only one the guy hasn’t tried to maim at least once.