#that whole vid is just so cute
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Merry Christmas, veselย boลพiฤ, my dear @skiijumpinng !๐ฆโ๏ธ
Surprise, surprise! I am your Secret Santa! I was so very excited to make a gift for you. I love all of these little moments and hope you enjoy them too. Let me know which gif is your favourite. โจ
And with this I wish you peaceful holidays and a good start into to the new year, whatever it may bring! ๐ฅฐ
Your not-so-secret-anymore Secret Santa ๐
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#that's actually sevi pretending to be tired#it's from that one clip from the dsv nordisch insta from ga-pa where they say stuff along the lines: get up it's time for ski jumping#that whole vid is just so cute#and we have here pero's world record what a jump#gosh I just love to see them all happy#wsss2022#skijumpingsecretsanta#ski jumping#sj secret santa#it
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Auston Matthews on The Pat McAfee Show | 10.25.23
#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#hockeyedit#the pat mcafee show#egifs#2324#hes sooOOOFJSO HAPPY N CUTE N SOFT TODAY#tried to upload the vid direct to tumblr but it shut my whole computer down so#ill upload it to yt and post instead for the ppl that missed it#he is my baby literally hes so#just wants to love hockey n play hockey n grow the game (BUT NOT TOO MUCH)#the tennis elitism hes so funny
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Things that happened in Martyn & Cleo Double Life canon:
Cleo hoping to find her soulmate and start a life with them
Cleo dumping Martyn without giving him a chance to explain his side of the story, but hearing him out when he comes to her later
Martyn watching Cleo through his spyglass and telling the audience she seems safe and happy even though he thinks it's weird she's outside at night
Martyn, after he's had time to consider how he wants to play this, spinning a story about trying to be a provider for her and Cleo explaining that she wanted him, not things
Cleo not being remotely impressed by the "I was providing" sob story, lol
Martyn calling Cleo selfish for choosing to be with Scott because she's supposed to be HIS soulmate and he wants a partner
Cleo willing to forgive Martyn if he meets them halfway
Martyn refusing to meet them halfway because he doesn't think he did anything wrong
Martyn screaming about how Cleo's building bridges with Scott but "When will she think about mending our bridges???"
Martyn explaining to Cleo that he doesn't understand why his Session 1 actions bothered them
Martyn centering his character arc and roleplay on trying to win Cleo back without actually apologizing
Cleo giving Martyn a flower and stating that if he loses it, she'll be real cross with him
Cleo chasing Martyn out of her yard because he tried to put an HOA sign on her base and she wanted to make it clear that she wasn't associated with them and their hate for his base (even though she does think his heart base is strange)
Martyn attacking Cleo after she said attacking is a form of affection to her
Cleo setting boundaries with Martyn and explaining what he can do to get her back
Cleo sighing when Scar set her up on a date with Martyn, but taking the chance to talk to him instead of walking out
Cleo genuinely wanting Martyn in her alliance
Martyn and Cleo giggling constantly when they chat
Scar asking if Martyn wanted him to play a romantic music disc for him and Cleo (and Martyn getting excited and saying yes)
Martyn offering to take Cleo's armor and weapons to the deep dark so he can enchant them and bring them back while she stays safe
Cleo gifting Martyn diamonds, expecting nothing in return but not wanting him to die from lack of a good sword
Martyn and Cleo forming a secret alliance that allows Cleo to live with Scott while being on good terms with Martyn
Martyn expressing frustration that Cleo wants to keep this alliance secret because he wants them to be public allies; Cleo softly shushes him when people approach and might overhear
Martyn telling Cleo that she's putting out a lot of mixed signals because she keeps reeling him in and then pushing him away, claiming he is very confused about where he stands with her
Martyn teasing Cleo by punching her off a cliff and accidentally killing her and feeling so bad about it that he apologizes profusely despite roleplaying as someone who refused to apologize for Session 1
Martyn and Cleo immediately threatening Bdubs together when he said hi to them while they were hanging out, sdkfj
Martyn genuinely apologizing to Pearl for dumping her after Session 1
Martyn hiding under Cleo's bed while she defends him from an enderman attack
Cleo offering to let Martyn move into her house after Etho and Joel grief his base; Martyn saying he might take her up on that
Cleo and Martyn agreeing to move out and base together at Box
Cleo trusting Martyn with the location and resources of her red life base
Martyn rushing to Cleo's aid in the deep dark and trying to turn everyone against him instead
Cleo responding to Martyn's panicked shouts for her to eat by opening her inventory to get food (and drowning because she forgot she was in water)
Cleo hanging back and letting Martyn attack Scott while she does nothing to stop him from doing so, implying as much as she likes Scott, she won't kill Martyn (and herself) for him (and/or she trusted Scott to handle himself even though he ran away while Martyn was shooting at him)
Things that did not happen:
Cleo unwilling to forgive Martyn or consider being his friend and partner
Martyn and Cleo hating each other
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
#Listen. listen. I understand. but consider... them#Zombiewood#ZombieCleo#Martyn InTheLittleWood#Limited Life canon: Cleo making Martyn godfather to her kids#I 100% support everyone taking their own interpretations from the episodes-#but I often see ''Martyn and Cleo hate each other'' and I wonder ''Did we even watch the same thing?''#and with so many POVs that only see them from the outside perhaps we did not!! So consider... them. Let's rotate them <3#This post is about the sheer amount of 'Martyn dumps Cleo for Ren' fics tagged Martyn/Cleo vs. minimal affectionate fics. help??#also fics where Martyn/Mumbo was canon but Martyn claims he was never attracted to him- only Ren?? Fascinating.#sir can the whole plot be about that because hold up I feel like we should unpack your loveless marriage before you date Ren#I will 100% read a story about you charging into marriage with Mumbo and then going ''Uh I just made a big mistake.'' hilarious#I mean I'm not Ren but if my crush confessed he never loved his husband in the first place I feel like I'd have Questions#To each their own! And I for one greatly enjoy how much Martyn will chase Cleo without humbling himself. lol. idiot. get wrecked.#but just to be clear I am a huge fan of break-up 'fics and choosing to be with someone you want. ergo my interest in Grian/BigB#This post is about Martyn/Cleo and Grian/BigB being fandom rarepairs despite having canon interest in each other#which is 100% fine because everyone should write what they want but!! Come rotate them with me because they are so fun and silly#Grian the man who deliberately cuts comments about Grian/Scar and Martyn/Mumbo from his vids but pursues BigB?? hilarious#In-universe this man went from ''Romance? I do not see it'' to ''Actually I want the cute cookie man'' and took the leap??#Yes king tell me more about this journey of self-discovery. I am aspec-beam'ing you.#Anyway. Need more Martyn/Cleo in my life which is why I'm writing fics of that and other people write fics about what they like <3#but sometimes people don't like it when I pair Martyn and Cleo because ''They hate each other'' and I laugh sfdlkj
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2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#hello here are your daily old man gifs!!!#every time im like no no i shant gif this no one will care#he always sucks me back in w his cute face#i just love his polite listening smile ITS SO CUTEEEE#this is MY race debrief#anyways about the race itself#im still a bit sad about the whole strat thing like agh idk if he could have done any better if not#but it was really so much fun to see him cut thru the pack like that at the end with fresh tires#it just felt so effortless and it was so hot. especially that part where he almost completely wiped out but saved it so easily???#but ofc the best part was the unintentional war criminal lockup#apparently it wasnt fully his fault but nah im blaming it on him cause its so funny#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2024 chinese gp#also man aston takes so long to upload their fernando debrief vid#i wanna stay up for it cause i missed the other one and it was too far gone to gif#so i wish i could catch it but ah i gotta sleep its so late
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jake with his ๐ and ๐ฏ
#jake#sim jaeyun#enhypen#enhypenet#kpopco#kpopccc#*gifs#half sleepy as i post this#but like... i love him so much#he's very comforting to look at ๐#also the whole vid was cute just seeing them pick out snacks <3
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omg ๐ญ
#this is a cute interaction cause i love how cass just rolls with it lmao#but on the other hand....it's a bit insensitive#then again sigma's character as a whole is insensitive#so anything about him. i take it with a grain of salt#vid#personal
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"With Fรกbio, he's a great guy. Everyone can see our relationship and he's a great, great guy and I love him. He was supposed to be here but he's sick and I'm here for him."
#Gabi is SO CUTE SORRY#Gabriel martinelli#Footieposting#I'd have screen grabbed instead of scteenshotted but I'm at work alas.#As I just said to marthe#You know I'm whipped when I start watching press con footage#I love his little smile all the time he's so cute the whole vid...
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Now why on sleeps green earth was this hidden in the tags this is so funny (and true)
Vessel, IV, & III
(Source - the lovely dotComPtII)
#sleep token? more like sleeping together#<-yep.#vessel literally just arched his back while iii like. grinded into him.#and ehile iv held onto his hips? after giving a FAT smooch to ivy. and then another cute smooch to the forehead#theres no straight explanation at all#theyre a polycule and the fanfiction is making itself#i had a screenshot of this vid but couldnt find the whole thing for so long so im REAAALLL happy abt this#sleep token#vessel#iv#iii#tw flashing lights#vessel iv#vessel iii
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#the idol system is such a fascinating and scary thing to me#like hearing shit over the years it's like how does anyone survive it?#(i'm staying away from all the anti-blackness of kpop & their fandoms rn so just the system)#((that was more for me bc my brain wants to go in that direction bc hooooooo. it's the main reason i cannot vibe w more than a few songs#over the last almost 15 years cause like knowing.... anyway))#like i just got groundfloored w a group rn via jbrekkie shoutout michelle like literally their debut is 24 hrs from now i've rabbitholed#since i heard their snippet on her vid and like the way ppl talk about it already like... as an outsider it's like alriiiight here we goo#they're (mgmt) pipelining another group of ppl let's be sure to support it! streamstreamvote!! oo it looks like their taking the toy/doll#route w these girls super aesthetic let's goo. & like......????? and ppl are already rabid about it. it's wild. and like this is the system#this is it. they make groups and then tease and the people who follow the conglomerate see it and are waiting to#be fed another x amount of folks doing formations and looking cute/hot open wide and consume#(like ik some (or a lot) of those accnts are bots/plants to pad the release and gain traction against algos but like also real folks too)#like not to discredit their vocal work (&dancing though some (alot) of these grps are not nearly as lit w 'dancing' as folks hype em up to#be Frfr. good movers/formations/camera motion & body rolls do not a dancer/good choreo make) but it's really secondary for a lot of#folks atp it's so strange & fascinating. and like i dug the song that's why i'm here so no knock against that but just the factory of it al#it's so damn WILD to me. but at the same time let's be real here. same dish different kitchen for a lot of western pop#they're just more transparent about it and have streamlined finding their popstars & having the public be great w it#it's just... i think it would be less strange if stan culture wasn't a thing or at least more mild than it is now#if it wasn't blown up to this unfathomably massive ever-churning industry by people in literal droves#idk idk i have a lot of thoughts on kpop it's truly a very interesting thing and to have been aware of it and into it to#an extent a while before the sonic boom in the west is an incredibly wild thing to look back on#like i wanna follow this (mostly cause i wanna hear the whole song) but also v curious but also like man the system is bad for many#reasons & here's another batch on the conveyor belt. idk :/#like as long as the participants are happy and healthy and being actually taken care of and not advantage of then great but#yk. the music industry at large is horrible (and esp to women) so like. god ide wanna think about the disparities btwn girl & boy groups#(like to start are they not referred to as 'male groups' on the reg but 'girl groups' more often than 'female'? always w the infantalizing#like given girl group has way more ring than female group but the words still conjure up different things it's just how language works#but boy group idk if i've ever really heard someone use that? and there's been a long time battle w the reclamation of 'boy band'#like it's still dirty for a lot of folks but anyway v western context but there's a large fanbase here so many fans speak as such#this is what we call our own pop groups etc. and it's just interesting and sad idk anyway it's just... huuuhhh a lot.) ok gn lol
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240106 : ๋ด๊ท์๋ต๊ณก Live Clip
#THEY SANG SO BESUTIFULLY IMMA CRY#was So sad they couldn't do the whole thing on the ep ๐ข๐ข๐ข sad sad times that we don't see reactions to rubys high note ...#coz besties his belting it top notch in this one I mean it always is but TRUST ME he shines in this one#and their voices are just so practiced together and perfect ๐#they also got the dating show edit which I'm obsessed with fndjdhd#everyone was like YOU GUYS SHOULD HOLD HANDS and they went okay sure nfjdjdjd#they're so silly and cute :(#anyway ๐ซถ go listen to my boys sing#woobin#seo woobin#minhee#kang minhee#cravity#with member#vids#๋ด๊ท์๋ต๊ณก#240106#Youtube
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MERCURY HOUSE CORE ยฉnovy2sirius
trigger warning: mental health issues, pedophilia, killing, physical health issues โ๏ธ
this is just a random post abt things ppl with these placements could experience โ๏ธ
these r only abt isolated placements so take it with a grain of salt bc the whole chart matters โ๏ธ
a lot of these r experiences iโve heard from my friends and ppl whoโve purchased readings from me directly โ๏ธ
๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ mercury in 1h core
being diagnosed with more mental illnesses than u can count, being very intelligent which leads u to be anxious just by existing bc of all ur knowledge, saying things u donโt mean cuz u were angry, being told u have a youthful face, knowing a bunch of random facts abt things and telling ppl and them asking why tf u know that or care, hyper-fixating on things u canโt control, getting internet hate by simply existing, getting dmed sexual stuff by random weird dudes trying to prey on u (especially when ur younger), getting nauseous bc ur anxiety is so bad (especially before school), having sexy hands, skipping school to be on ur phone all day and do nothing, asking way too many questions bc of ur curiosity abt everything and annoying ppl (especially as a kid), giving ur opinion when no one asked for it, being told u could be a good rapper/singer, being rly good at flirting bc of ur charm, cussing a lot
โฟ mercury in 2h core
being obsessed with mukbang/eating videos and then making urself rly hungry and being frustrated bc u canโt have the food theyโre eating in the video, valuing ur own opinions more than others, not answering texts or calls bc ur too lazy to but then liking those same ppls posts on instagram, saying โumโ too much or having a lot of pauses in between words bc ur a slow thinker, talking to ur toys as a kid when u were lonely, getting all ur food recipes from pinterest, buying online gift cards for ppl instead of putting effort into an actual gift/on the flip side if ur a more creative person putting a lot of thought into gifts, being good at making things from scratch, being more wealthy in online games than in real life, being obsessed w the papaโs food games on cool math as a kid, holding grudges against ppl who kill u on roblox, liking scents that smell like food or scents that make u smell rich/boujee, always making money, making money online
โฟ mercury in 3h core
double texting bc u have sm to say and will forget abt it if u donโt type it immediately, being able to get lots of followers on social media, being gossiped abt online, being a huge reader, enjoying hearing abt other ppls drama but not wanting to be in any, having a child-like energy (this can be in a positive or negative way depending on what vibration ur at in life), saying childish things in arguments when ur at a lower vibration (example: meh meh meh :p), drama following u wherever u go, aging well, being obsessed with sims, not believing things unless thereโs very good reasoning to back them up, being able to communicate well, being a talented writer, forming all ur opinions from ur older siblings (if u have any), math or literature being ur favorite subject, being a good driver, enjoying traveling but not for too long bc u get tired quickly of it, being charming af, being witty and quickly thinking of good jokes
โฟ mercury in 4h core
posting all ur feelings on social media or going thru that emo phase in middle school where u would post those sad lyric vids on ur snapchat, ur family gossiping abt u a lot and u overhearing it in the next room, having a super low pain tolerance, enjoying watching self care vids, getting baby fever after seeing tiktoks of cute babies, being a rly good person to come to if someone needs a comfort person, living in an rv/camper at some point in ur life, telling ur mom everything and her giving u advice abt certain situations but then u donโt listen and she ends up being right abt the whole thing, coming to ur mom for advice on everything in general, ur mom being more childish than u, being able to write stories that readers rly emotionally relate to a lot, ur mom having videos of u still up on her facebook from when u were little that still haunt u to this day
โฟ mercury in 5h core
being creative as hell, being a natural performer, having a fun childlike energy, being a huge risk taker and thrill seeker, being a talented actor, being rly good at video games and possibly becoming famous from playing them, living for the drama but not wanting to be a part of it, downloading tinder and not knowing y u donโt just delete it, being sassy, being told ur trying to hard to be the main character but u literally r the main character and canโt help that, not having ur first love until ur an adult and only experiencing puppy love in ur youth, going to a bunch of concerts, being turned on by wattpad stories and feeling like a whore bc of it, flirting w ppl online and then being scared to say anything to them in person when u see each other, being a good driver
โฟ mercury in 6h core
ppl saying u come off super innocent (even if ur not), constantly doing things for others even when they donโt give the same energy in return, being obsessed with improving ur health or with videos online abt being healthy/fit, feeling awful before going to school bc it gives u horrible anxiety and makes u feel like ur gonna puke, thinking ur gonna get a stroke every time u have a normal headache (and being a hypochondriac in general), not functioning without consistency in ur life, having an entire pinterest board of cute animals, being good with animals, being obsessed w ur hygiene and feeling nasty when u donโt shower everyday, weirdly loving medical shows such as greys anatomy, having a lot of stomach issues
โฟ mercury in 7h core
convincing ppl to do things with ur charm, wanting to tell ppl something and be honest with them but being too scared bc u donโt want them to hate u and r constantly afraid uโll hurt them, copying ur romantic partners slang/ur partners copying urs, meeting lovers online, dating or marrying gemini/virgo placements, having age gaps in ur relationships, getting into a lot of conflicts online, ur ex partner/ex best friends posting abt u and subbing u (not saying ur name directly but talking abt u) online after u have a fallout, flirting with ppl on club penguin or roblox when u were younger, changing ur opinions easily based on what ur partner or close friends think, dating ppl when ur too young to even drive, posting a lot abt ur relationship online
โฟ mercury in 8h core
analyzing ppl well and understanding them before anyone else does, ppl randomly telling u their deepest darkest secrets when u didnโt even ask, being interested in the way ppls minds work which leads u to become obsessed w books abt psychology/astrology/tarot/etc, starting to masturbate from a rly young age thatโs almost concerning, having a lot of mental health issues bc of ur childhood trauma, using dark humor as a way to cope with ur trauma, not realizing how much trauma uโve went thru until someone verbally tells u that uโve been thru a lot (usually a therapist), being a tomboy as a kid, being obsessed with true crime, being told ur mysterious, saying out of pocket shit that has high shock value, being stalked online
โฟ mercury in 9h core
having a more optimistic mindset than everyone around u, enjoying traveling a lot, wanting to leave ur hometown as soon as possible, driving when traveling instead of taking a plane cuz u donโt wanna pay for the flight, majoring in communications or something involving technology or literature, having an interest in other cultures more than ur own, coming off as intelligent bc of the way u talk and ur mannerisms, being told that u could be a good lawyer from a young age, being a good interviewer, knowing multiple languages, having logical ethics, being a comedian, being an amazing story teller
โฟ mercury in 10h core
trying to keep ur daily life private and ppl still getting in ur business, being able to influence the public easily bc they seem to care a lot abt what u say, being famous on social media, being a famous singer, rumors being spread abt u to the public, having a talent for teaching others, having goals that u set as a kid that u feel u must fulfill, having a career involving cars, having a career involving technology, having a career involving writing/literature, being seen as someone whoโs intelligent (especially in ur workplace), having dad humor, coming off as a know it all (10h is associated with experts and mercury is the thinking/the mind), being known for ur humor and how funny u r, playing online games that involve having a job such as papaโs freezeria
โฟ mercury in 11h core
having random bursts of creative ideas and doing crazy stuff like writing an entire movie and then literally forgetting abt it the next day, ur best friends being ur siblings, having the most random thought processes, being able to make friends easily, having lots of online friends, being clumsy as hell, having a fan page/editing page when u were younger, being known as โthe weird kidโ in school (this doesnโt mean itโs always in a bad way tho it can mean in a unique/fun way), being popular online, having unique mannerisms, having a unique voice/unique speech patterns, being a good rapper, being dragged into online drama, cussing a lot, saying random things out of nowhere like ice bear from we bare bears, having a lot of ideas that r unique bc u think outside of the box, having unique perceptions, constantly changing ur mind abt things
โฟ mercury in 12h core
speaking/writing things into existence with minimal effort, being obsessed with the feeling of nostalgia and making urself feel it then regretting it bc it hurts, ppl interrupting u and talking over u a lot, ppl ignoring what ur saying and making u feel like a ghost, having a huge interest in spiritual things, manipulating and lying a lot when at a lower vibration, being bullied (especially as a kid/in school), feeling lonely even when ur literally socializing or at a social function, having an astrology account, having more online friends than friendโs in person, daydreaming a lot in social settings (and in general), gaslighting ppl when at a lower vibration, being able to speak to the dead thru ur dreams, hearing ppl talking when ur half asleep, sleep walking, being sensitive to things ppl say but trying to hide it, healing ppl through ur words, hiding ur true thoughts abt someone, hiding ur true intentions, having strong emotional intelligence when at a high vibration, easily figuring out what someoneโs feeling, being able to do rly good impressions
#mercury astrology#mercury#astrology#astrology blog#astrology chart#birth chart#astrology community#astro community
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enhypen hyung line x gn!reader | #youtube!!
different types of videos you make with the boys genre. hcs, non idol au, established relationship for some & fluff!! wc. 1.2k cw. just some cursing
heeseung
โhe has no idea what heโs doing.โ you giggled with every word, watching as you boyfriendโs eyebrows furrowed with each makeup product he pulled out of your bag. being a popular makeup youtube channel, you wanted to try something new.
you had seen many girls have their boyfriend do their makeup and with a grin more sly than a cheshire cat, you quickly called up your man with a video idea.
heeseung was more than happy to film a video with you (mostly to show your one million subscribers how much he loved you). heeseung had seen the way male fans talked about you on twitter, he was excited to finally show everyone that you were his.
โwhy do you have so many lip products?โ he asked, his expression showing that he was clearly baffled. heeseung made you giggle quite often, but you really couldnโt contain the laughter constantly spilling from your mouth.
โyou can add some highlighter now, hee.โ you spoke up once you had finally calmed down. heeseung nodded, grateful for a hint on what to do next. he rummaged through the makeup bag, happy once he found a small round container that said โhighlighterโ. he picked it up eagerly, the quickness of his fingers trying to wrap around the item caused him to accidentally drop it.
you gasped as the highlighter cracked and spilled onto the ground, looking up at heeseung who looked extremely guilty. his round doe eyes were wide, mouth slightly agape as he observed the small mess on the floor.
โiโm so sorryโฆโ he mumbled, dramatically covering his mouth in shock. you began to laugh once more, finding your boyfriendโs reaction to be adorable.
comments:
y/nloveees โ they are so cute omg!!
angelbabie โ heeseung loves y/n so much you can just tell
strawberryshortcake โ pls bring heeseung back for more vids!!
jay
โyou sure this recipe doesnโt call for cutting anything?โ jay asked, observing your blindfolded face with an amused expression. the two of you decided to film a video on jayโs account shortly after publicly announcing your relationship. he often did cooking videos and you had suggested doing a blindfolded cooking challenge with him.
โok hand me the apples.โ you said after getting through the first part of making the pie. jay tried to keep his giggles to a minimum, observing the mess that was supposed to be apple pie.
he placed a bowl of previously cut slices in front of you, watching as you fumbled around the bowl and pick up a piece.
โugh, i shouldโve cut them moreโฆitโs too big.โ you sighed, reaching out for jay to ask if he could cut them again for you. but while reaching out for him, you accidentally smacked the man in the face, causing you both to go into a fit of laughter. you apologized multiple times, lifting your blindfold up so you could finally see your boyfriend.
you grabbed jayโs face, placing a light kiss below his eyes where you accidentally scratched him. jay blushed at the affection, already knowing that he was going to keep the small moment in the video.
comments:
jayjayparks โ aw y/n is so cute!!
0x1lovesongs โ jay being so worried for her the whole timeโฆmy heart
givenxtakennn โ CUTE!! y/n kissing jayโs โinjuryโ and him blushing oh im giggling
jake
โremember, donโt curse.โ you warned the man sitting next to you, already giggling at the idea of joining voice chat in roblox. jake nodded, pretending to zip his mouth shut as the game loaded. you and jake were popular for playing games, mostly streaming on twitch but you often posted on youtube because you liked vlogging. you decided that playing roblox with jake would be a fun video idea, especially since your subscribers liked you two together after he appeared in a โday in my lifeโ video.
โwhy is this dude following me.โ jake whined as soon as the game had fully loaded. he moved your character around, trying to run away from the random player who decided to terrorize him.
โyour voice is weird.โ the player replied, sounding as if he couldnโt be any older than thirteen. jakeโs jaw dropped while you began laughing hysterically, smacking the boy on his hoodie clad arm.
โgo do your homework.โ jake shot back, trying to move away from the player once more.
โgo do my mom.โ the kid replied, a very obvious young boy remark but you ended up giggling anyways. especially since jake seemed so offended.
โwhat the fuck.โ jake laughed, making you gasp and slap a hand over his mouth.
โi said no cursing!โ you scolded him, waiting for a few seconds to see if you two would be banned from the game. when nothing popped up, you both breathed a sigh of relief.
โsorry that was my badโโ jake spoke up, stoping his sentence short when a pop up appeared on the screen. your profile had been banned for using voice chat for a few minutes.
โjake!โ you groaned dramatically, slumping onto his shoulder. jake began to laugh, leaning his head on yours.
โiโm sorryyyyy y/nnnnnn.โ
comments:
ikeuismz โ the chemistryโฆcan i be y/n??
angelluv โ this video was chaotic until the end I NEED MORE
10monthsluv โ ouuuu the flirtingโฆ
sunghoon
being very popular on youtube for your traveling vlogs and โa day in my lifeโ videos, you wanted to introduce your boyfriend in one of them. you had mentioned to your followers that you were starting university in korea but never mentioned that you also had a boyfriend of one year that you were excited to see again.
sunghoon was a very private person and at first didnโt want to show his face in your videos. you respected his privacy, blurring his face out when the two of you hung out together with friends whenever you happened to be in seoul. but upon your recent visit, sunghoon agreed to be in your video, wanting to show off his relationship with you to the world.
โsoโฆyou guys donโt know this butโฆi actually have a boyfriend here that iโm meeting up with today. heโs a private person so he didnโt want to be shown on camera before but today he finally decided to say โhiโ to you guys.โ you explained to your camera as you approached sunghoonโs apartment.
when you knocked on the door sunghoonโs roommate, jake, answered. he gave you a hug and welcomed you back before telling you that sunghoon was in his room.
after reuniting with your boyfriend and hugging him tightly for about ten minutes, you turned your camera back on.
โthis is sunghoon, everyone! we met about three years ago when i first visited korea and weโve been together for over a year now.โ you introduced the boy, watching as he shyly smiled and waved at the screen.
the idea of over a million of your subscribers seeing his face was a bit scary, but sunghoon was ready for show the world that he was your boyfriend. seeing men hit on you in your comments irked him a bitโ he just had to show them who your heart belonged to.
โheโs a little shy so please show him lots of love.โ you giggled, cupping his chin.
โweโre going to eat nowโฆguys. so come with us as weโฆdo that.โ sunghoon said awkwardly, sending the camera a thumbs up and tight lipped smile. you began to laugh at the cute boy which caused him to laugh as well, his shoulders relaxing a bit.
โyou heard hoon, letโs go eat.โ
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sweetxvenom โ SO CUTE!! i need more of y/n and sunghoon!
sweety/n โ aw heโs so shy how cute :(
lovelysky โ you look so happy with him iโm so happy for you!!
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nepo sister?
pairing: lando norris x fellow driverโs sister!reader (no faceclaim).
summary: your sister is one of the most famous f1 drivers in history and when she suddenly has a barrage of hate and online users comparing her to a certain lando norris, youโve gotta step in and sort it out. you couldnโt foresee the man in question being into you.
warnings: jokes about adoption but itโs lighthearted. also mentions of racism and sexism. also y/n bullying poor lando in defence of her sister.
authorโs note: as i do with requests, i put my own little spin on it! hope u enjoy ๐also i used aaliyah as your sisterโs faceclaim but sheโs your adopted sister so y/n is still pretty much whoever you view her to be. i refer to ynโs older sis as o/s. in case you were wondering who tf that is. reminder that requests are currently still open!
edit: now part of a series ! <3
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yourusername: why is my sister so dramatic? she picked me up from the airport in a FUR jacket in a LIMO? also this cat is evil. genuinely evil. cat satan. catan?
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oldersister: i was at an EVENT! ๐ญ youโre lucky i even picked your ass up anyways ๐๐๐พ
-> user1: their dynamic is so funny.
user2: y/n in melbourne for the grand prix??? ๐
user4: o/s looks sooo good ๐๐๐
user3: the cat is so cute ๐ฅบ
-> yourusername: no need to lie bae โค๏ธ
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yourusername: my sister before, during and after the race. plus our dad!! heโs new to this ig shit so be nice or iโll bulldoze your grandma. let me start by just say somethingโฆ my sister is one of the best drivers in the world. i see a lot of people cussing her out and all iโm gonna say is donโt pmo. sheโs my sister but even besides that, her multiple historic accolades speak for themselves. quit playing with your misogynistic and racist shit before i drag your whole lineage.
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oldersister: stop being so aggressive ๐ but thank you. love you.
-> yourusername: posted this to cover the fact i spent $82 on fast food using your card ๐
-> oldersister: thatโs it? thatโs not the worst youโve done tbf.
hater1: be real. lando is better than o/s in every shape and form. itโs just a fact.
-> yourusername: so why is o/s a two-time world champion and lando isnโt?
user1: SPEAK ON IT!!! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐
hater2: o/s is overrated.
-> yourusername: snore. ass take. come up with something original and not completely false.
user2: y/n said might i suggest you donโt fuck with my sis!!!
-> user6: sheโs in her solange era ๐ญ
user3: is this because someone said y/n was worse than lando?
-> yourusername: like ๐คฃ donโt ever compare the two. o/s is a world champion and lando isโฆ lando.
-> landonorris: NO CAUSE WHY AM I IN THIS???? ๐ญ
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landonorris: just woke up to my name trending on twitter. what you say fuck me for ๐ญ๐ญ stop using my name to drag my fellow drivers iโm begging you.
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user1: no cause if anything these haters are lando antis and not o/s antis. they set your ass up omgggg. pure insane hate.
user2: fighting for my life defending you.
user3: the three diff angles of the same george crying vid is crazy work ngl.
-> georgerussell63: no cause HE got dragged and now heโs setting ME up.
-> user3: dw king. find solace in that he either searched google purely for this photo or had them saved onto his phone. haters nowadays are fans in denial.
-> landonorris: nah iโm just a hater.
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yourusername: i met lando nowins. i guess heโs cool.
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oldersister: now thatโs just not right.
-> landonorris: i know!! after the four hour long convo y/n and i had, she still drags me ๐๐
-> oldersister: i wasnโt talking about that. iโm talking about the picture she chose for me. why did she use that photo after catching me off guard??? and if you know y/n, get ready for the bullying. she does it to all her loved ones.
user2: HELPJSJSJAKA
user3: this is the content i follow you for y/n.
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โฅ๏ธ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ | charles leclerc x reader smau
โฆ pairing : charles leclerc x fem!wife!reader โฆ summary : in which charles is a proud soccer dad and he got too enthusiastic during his daughter soccer match โฆ content warning : use of yn, badly translated french, attempted humor, crack fic โฆ faceclaim : girlies from pinterest
a/n: henlo !!1! idk why but i just feel like charles would be that type of soccer dad who gets too competitive and heated for no reason. had this idea randomly popped in my head while i was at work lol. lemme know what u think! enjoy~ (requests are open)
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yninstagram not to be that soccer mom, but look!! fleur's already a star player!! xx
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charles_leclerc โ ma fille! ma fiertรฉ et ma joie, regarde-la!! (my daughter! my pride and joy, look at her!!)
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user1 fleur is not even my kid but im crying,, shes so cute in her little soccer jersey ๐ฅน
user4 wow the talent in sports must run deep in the family
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scuderiaferrari โ Fleur Leclerc for the next AS Monacoย Football Fรฉminin's star player ๐๐
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maxverstappen1 โ replied to your story โคท thankfully you're not the one playing โคท one leclerc that can actually play football ๐ โคท charles_leclerc โ bro get off my page fr
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charles_leclerc โ the sport genes truly does run in the leclerc family ๐๐ so so proud of my fleur, you will always be my number one champion ๐ซถ๐ป
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maxverstappen1 โ yes she gets the genes from yn. certainly not from you ๐๐
โคท charles_leclerc โ you do not want to play that game with me, mate. โคท maxverstappen1 โ is that a threat??? hello?? โคท user6 ๐ญ๐ญ soccer dad charles is not playing any games w anyone
user8 yall saw that vid of charles beefing with a 5 year old over a damn soccer game?? LOL
โคท user34 he was serious abt it too LMAOO
yninstagram CHARLES LECLERC PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
โคท charles_leclerc โ oh no we gotta go.. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐จ โคท user34 nahh aint no way ur getting away with it bruh ๐ญ
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charles_leclerc โ in all seriousness, i apologize for the misunderstandings i have caused and the video that has been circulating around on the web. after hours and hours of apologizing to my beautiful wife (im forgiven thank god), i just wanted to say that my fleur and yn are both the greatest gift i've ever received in my life, no championships can ever compare. Papa sera toujours fier de vous deux et sera votre plus grand fan jusqu'ร la fin des temps. (daddy will always be proud of you both and will be your biggest fan till the end of time)โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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yninstagram je t'aime, mon monde entier ๐๐ฉท (i love you, my whole world)
โคท yninstagram papa, je t'aime mais s'il te plaรฎt, ne viens pas au prochain match de football - fleur xx ๐ฉท (daddy, I love you but please don't come to the next football game) โคท pascale.leclerc.355 les amours de ma vie ๐โค๏ธ โคท charles_leclerc โ ๐ญ๐ญpleurer et dormir sur le trottoir ce soir (crying and sleeping on the curbside tonight)
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this is my element (+ album)
asking me to pick my fave album is like asking an orphan matron to pick her favorite baby boy
thats some weird and cruel circumstances to put upon me i feel like it changes every damn week like a rota
i mean what if my beats misbehave and i gotta put 'em in time out i cant play permanent on that theyre too cute
but yknow what i can show you one thing thats been on my mind lately
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so when i was a kid we had this skateboard vid by "element skateboards" on DVD
they were this skateboard kit slash apparel company that was all about progressivism and shit and they did these much lauded comp tapes of dudes riding around on their boards and doing the dopest of macho tricks on the shit
flipping it turnways
putting the rock in the house like a big man
we had some of their merch actually
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so anyways the one we had back then was This Is My Element
released 2007
mostly clips from cali i think and i mean the camerawork is fucking insane on some of those shots
this is gonna sound lame as fuck but i prob spent so many cumulative hours just peelin through the footage and ogling the shit outta it
that framing was tight
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so you may be asking yourself or me
dave you genuine dicksucker i asked about your fav album not your favorite sordid ass display of smooth dudes hardcore riding and grinding them boards in public dude you have a problem
ok well that wasnt a question first of all so jot that down
but anyways to THAT i say
listen to the music
the whole thing has an original soundtrack of ambient beats
got some abstract hip hop jams, got some more indie stuff, lots of acoustic sampling
HELLA underground
and basically every track minus one is done by sampler beast david p. madson AKA "odd nosdam"
dude is my hero seriously
he is the master of the beat machine i shit you not hes always been kinda my idol on this stuff
aside from bro obviously
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obviously.
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anyways he had an E-mu SP-1200 which is a really oldschool sampler invented by dave rossum in the late 80s
revolutionary to the hip hop scene
nosdam had this mega distinct sound to his music that i always wanted to replicate on my own beats
still do
i dont know for sure if he used it on T.I.M.E. but he uses some of the same samples from "vol. 9" which was exclusively SP-1200 so im gonna get a lil jโaccuzi on that
it couldve been a boss dr sampler SP-202 though idk
he had one of those
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so aside from beating the shit out of the pause/resume button to flip my whole cranium at the cinematography or whatever i would also kinda play it on loop to listen to the soundtrack and space out at 2am
the lonely broner seemed to free his mind at night
ok shit broner is good but i didnt mean it like that
that was goofy lets just keep movin
it was the only way i had to listen to it back then but i mean the video is 50 mins long so its basically just an odd nosdam album with accompanying ambient skater sounds and random expletives and whatever
random car sequence
yknow what i dont think people respect enough?
the dude who catches all the "mad stunts yo" on camera
i swear to god at least half the time hes ALSO on a board and that shit is bananas to me
bros gotta be on some whole other level of zen to skate good AND catch all them glamor shots of his fellow skater
thats like an express ticket to the ER imo
the ambulance is already on the scene watching you like an eager crow watches a half dead dog
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ok gonna go ahead and lay it out flat
not great on a board myself
kinda dogshit at it actually
so maybe im not exactly an arbitrator of skateboard heinousness
but i always kinda liked watching THEM do it i mean who doesnt?
whats an even crazier layer to stack on the "dave" cake is
and dirk told me this because unfortunately it kinda happened post-2009
he would do all these collabs with one of my childhood favorite underground rappers david cohn aka serengeti
surrounded by daves left and right dude even before all the time travel horseshit
thats like
serendipitous as fuck i think!
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if sburb was just a revolving door of artists called dave that i could bump fists with
instead of other mes in various states of aliveness tending toward extremely dead
i wouldve probably given it something higher than 2 stars on my TGN review
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so yeah you ask me my favorite album its T.I.M.E. by odd nosdam i guess
bump that shit on a walk your mind will go places unknown to man
#dave strider#homestuck#comix#this is my element#the way i drew dave posing here is rly heavily inspired by askinsufferableprick btw#welcome to strider infodump hours
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DONT FORGET ROT FOR THE MALE MOANING AUDIOS
My dear, I'm going to use this ask of yours as a catalyst... All of my personal favourite ASMRs, vids, etcetera... beneath the cut. Not all of them are only male moaning! Literally just all my faves I've collected LOL.
Links will not only be audios; a majority of them are videos.
Links will be from any of the following: Twitter, the Hub, Audiomack, Soundgasm, and likely other sites, so be prepared because they're not labeled, lol. And sorry if any of the links are repeated; my bad.
BUT YES, THE MALE MOANING AUDIOS UGH ๐ฎโ๐จ
BLUE TEXT MEANS NEW LINKS HAVE BEEN ADDED.
Links with sparkles are my personal faves.
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CerberosVA Now, if y'all like your man extremely vocal, if you like whimpering, or lowkey, you like the whole subby bf thing, PLEASE, THIS MAN, I cannot recommend his shit enough. He's on twt, the hub, probably the mack; please support his official work on Patreon, if you can.
x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x
softxwarm (hub) This guy does both asmr and stuff with his girlfriend, but his solo ASMRs are pretty coo'. I'll just share my top three since you can just sift through his videos, anyway.
one (video; solo) | two (video; solo) | three (video; solo)
moonxx911 (twt) ANYTHING by this man. I won't even both being specific; I listen to his shit on repeat, rotated.
Akiradubs (hub) He mostly does character dub audios, but he has some simpler ones that I enjoy, like this one.
one (audio, gn!; sub male, ig?)
RedactedASMR I haven't gotten so deep into the lore of it, but Redacted has a whole series of ASMRs that tell long ass stories, so if you have the time, I recommend searching him out. I believe most of them are on YouTube? Personally, Lasko is my favourite (he's so cute with the stuttering, ughhhh). I'm just going to link my personal Redacted playlist I've started, rather than link specific ones. You can find him on more platforms, but I don't think his n/sfw ASMRs are on Youtube... idk.
ncvb RedactedASMR playlist (the mack)
SeikyuuVA (hub; also on the mack) Look, Seikyuu isn't everyone's flavour... there's only a couple specific ones I enjoy, just because he really goes over the top with the sounds and aggression sometimes, LMAO, and it gives me second hand embarrassment...
Lxvesickk (twt) Just found him, hehe. Just listenโฆ
WickLuvsU (twt) His audios are... immaculate.
X | X (play these both at the same time... you're welcome.)
Video Links, general
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 โจ | 19 | 20
21 | 22 โจ | 23 โจ | 24 | 25 โจ | 26 | 27 | 28 โจ | 29 โจ| 30 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 โจ| 36 โจ| 37 | 38 | 39 โจ| 40 โจ
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Video Links, mlm
I had to put these links in a separate post because I reached Tumblr's 100 link-per-post limit? Didn't know that was a thing. So, please find them here! There's about 80+ links.
Video Links, wlw
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Characters Like, the fake dubs. I dunno what they're called.
Hanma Shuji (hub, audio; Akiradubs) Zhongli (hub, audio; Akiradubs) Akira/Joker (hub, audio; Seikyuu) Take this Audiomack link, too; it's my other personal playlist that has a shit ton of character ASMR dubs on it, and then some...
I'll have more to add along the way; keep an eye on the update date!
#twt links#asmr#n/sft asmr#n/sfw asmr#idk what else to tag this?#male moan#voice kink#โฆ nice chats.#priya<333#โฆ nc vb.
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