#that went well

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me: *unwraps the kindle I asked for, for Christmas* Oh, this is what I wanted, thank you!

Family: That's great, what will you use it for?

Me: Reading! I love reading!

Family: Oh? What have you read lately?

Me: *internally panicking* Uh....I don't remember?

[cinamun]

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Lot Credit <-

ICYMI - we'll be on a brief intermission for the next week or so and it looks like the readers have spoken. Hope, while telling her mother-in-law about how she added beads to Jayde's hair (Mercy never had girls so she's gagged over it), added a little:

"By the way, here's the card for our family's therapist. You remember Dr. Carter right?"

Hope was a Comms major. She's good.

Stay tuned.

[ceeyoutea]

saurbrand:

galadriel:

[pharawee]

"If you can win his heart, you can win the whole team's heart."

[thevelvetgoldmine]

BOJACK HORSEMAN S03E12 - "That Went Well"

[becauseimanicequeen]

I'm trying to figure out what to watch this weekend (or, more like rewatch since I haven't found any unwatched series I'd be interested in bingeing), so let me ramble on a bit to figure this out...

I'm choosing between something:

Entertaining (e.g. funny, fast-paced, chaotic...)

Visually pleasing

Or for horny reasons

(This is my usual m.o., btw.)

At the moment, I'm choosing between:

Not Me (entertaining + visually pleasing)

Why R U? (horny reasons) (I mean, it's Zee and Saint!)

TharnType (horny reasons) (it's Mew, after all)

180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us (visually pleasing)

We Best Love 1+2 (entertaining + visually pleasing)

Manner of Death (entertaining + visually pleasing + horny reasons)

KinnPorsche (entertaining + visually pleasing + horny reasons)

Considering 2 series have the holy trifecta (ticking all three boxes), I'll choose one of them.

(*Checking my movies & series database in Notion*)

And since I rewatched Manner of Death in October last time and KinnPorsche in September, I'll go with KinnPorsche this time.

KinnPorsche, here I come!

[dongslinger--420]

Ok right new game. Send me a suggestion as to why the Egyptians in BoJack Horseman still love cats. In one week I will choose my favourite one.

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

'Let's go for a short walk to the circus' I said.... 'I'll be a nice break from all the fights' I said.... 'Just relaxing and saving up our strenght' I said....

5 minutes later.....

*Orin shows up* *shapechangers attack* *bad clown puns*

*blood pools everywhere* *corpses* *colateral damage* *1 dead companion* *everyone is bleeding on the ground* *a women crying the dead guy aka the colateral damage*

*conjures rain bath to wash off the acid giving me -5 on armor*

'Withers, I need you to ressurrect Shadowheart'

'Shadowheart, I need you to cast a restoration spell on all of us'

[percival-p-pups]

Passed. Out.

[softshuji]

WHEW IM BACK EVERYONE HEH

[sedlex]

[allo-frouto]

Up for.snap?

I don't have one. xx

[rolllikefish]

I tried this at the park earlier but then the mosquitoes chased me out, so 🫠

how long do i need to go outside for to fix my mental health. will 5 minutes do it. please say yes

[twinliches]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[nat-20s]

Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan

[dongslinger--420]

what do you MEAN the Egyptians know how to treat a cat. What does that MEAN. WHY do they know how to treat a cat. I NEED to know what's going on there. What the FUCK