#that was you being nice????🤨
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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 1 year ago
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“that’s it, no more mr. nice guy” — individual that’s the embodiment of villainy
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hijinxinprogress · 6 months ago
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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
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#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
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tricoufamily · 1 year ago
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the culling
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euthymiya · 14 days ago
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I love when I call a patient during clinicals like “hi can I request a 90 day supply instead of 30 for your blood pressure medication from your primary care physi—”
“NO. IT IS AGAINST HIPAA FOR YOU TO KNOW MY DOCTOR AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT MY MEDICATION.”
Brother that is what I get paid to do. The prescription your doctor sent to ME had his name, phone number and address on it how do you think I even filled it for you in the first place. Can the general public be so for real for two seconds of the day so I can just exist without wanting to swallow every pill in this damn pharmacy
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babeyun · 2 months ago
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me getting self conscious knowing people read that jake thing i wrote in 2 hours:
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gregmarriage · 3 months ago
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CATEGORY FIVE DYKE MOMENT™️: i want kissie 🥺
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theflyingfeeling · 1 year ago
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...💇‍♀️
#so i went to the hairdresser's in september to get a trim after over a year of having NOTHING done to my hair#it was in suuuuuuuuch a poor condition but i loved how long it had gotten so i suffered through the summer#i just wasn't ready to say goodbye to my mermaid hair 🥺#(i should've got it done in the spring but didn't because. well. life i guess lol i wasn't feeling very well maybe)#and so when i finally went to get it done i asked the hairdresser to cut only what was necessary#fair enough i went home only to notice absolutely NOTHING had happened 🙃#i thought i could live with it until maybe later in the winter but i was getting so frustrated with how lifeless and tangled my hair was 😭#so i booked a new appointment at a different hairdresser (a new one has just opened near me)#and aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh my hair looks and feels SO much more healthier now!! 😭 nearly teared up at the hairdresser's feeling my new hair 😂#but at the same time i'm a bit 🥲 because it's quite a bit shorter now 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#it's not short per se but aaaahhhh I'm having a minor identity crisis lol (no i'm not i'm just being dramatic 💅)#but it's definitely better this way. i love my hair and i'm never ever letting it get in such a terrible condition ever again 🤧#also i'm not going back to that other place again because it wasn't the first time the same person had done barely anything to my hair 🤨#i mean. i guess they just did what i had asked but...#with all the other hairdressers there's never been any problem when i told them to ''only take what's needed''#i guess she was just too cautious to take TOO much of the length of my hair but gurl what's the point if you only take like 1 cm 😐#with ''what's needed'' i obviously mean ''enough so i won't have to come back here next month'' :\#anyway! i'm happy and keep sniffing my hair (and giving myself a headache in the process) because the products they used smell so nice 💖#pointless ramblings hi yess i'm bored by theflyingfeeling
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kyros-tha-soldier · 1 year ago
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King riku: *asleep in his bedroom at the palace*
Doflamingo: *BUSTS WINDOW OPEN*
T H I S K I N G D O M B E L O N G S T O
M E N O W
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totentnz · 10 months ago
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yeah being the small spoon is considered to be the more "submissive" position but tbh i think holding onto your partner as they sleep gives that same vibe
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wishmemel · 10 months ago
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giggling while looking at your theme SIMP🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 (me too)
SIMP IS CRAZY — i prefer the term lover girl thank u very much 😟
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mainfaggot · 9 months ago
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had a moment of whimsy followed by a moment of genuine irritation
#i went outside for 20 mins bc i felt like crawling out of my skin and thought swinging alone in the windy weather would maybe help me calm#down just a bit. like a little tiny bit#for the first 5 mins i felt like my heart would burst from the anxiety of being in my neighborhood and ppl seeing me through their windows#i get so weird about existing in public (has an anxiety disorder)#i started swinging aggressively and started calming down a bit#then this little kid got onto the swing next to me and his dad started pushing him#and i could hear the kid laughing through my headphones blasting music#i started smiling without realizing and then made eye contact w the kids dad while smiling 😭#and tjen i took off my headphones bc i felt obligated to say hello just to be polite idk!#and i was like aww how old is heee so cute#the kid was 5#and then the dad was like how about yourself? i went: im 20 haha#and he was like. Oh? i thought you were like 12 years old. 🤨#PLEASE?#and then i was like haha yeah! i get that a lot! (no i don't?)#im actually a uni student#and he asked me what i was studying so i said psych#and he was like yeah youll need a masters there arent any jobs in that with just a bachelor's#and i was like I know right! ill probably get a PhD haha the job market is so horrible!#and then he was like so you live at home? and i was like yeah its so much cheaper!#and then awkward silence i said nice to meet u and got the fuck out of there#like why did he have to tell me i needed a masters Bitch I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW my life is already falling apart dont remidn em 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#it was way more wholesome when i jjst smiled silently at him and his cute ass chuld#z.post
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wasteland-lover · 1 year ago
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pics from like two days ago
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bylertruther · 2 years ago
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the byIer vs steddie fight + some byIers' animosity towards steddie is kinda funny sometimes bc it's pretty clear to see that some people base older byIer off of current steddie and it's like um. well. ok i guess . those characters could not be any more different from each other, but ok 🙏
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muraenide · 1 year ago
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"The next batch of flowers you plant, might wanna plant them in other spots beside here. The rest of the dorm could use the attention~" In reality, the flowery scents are starting to mess with his nose, giving him a headache if he hangs around his balcony for too long.
Leona / @jinanreona
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If his senses weren't muffled by the effects of the transformation magic, Jade would have also picked up on the overpowering smell of the flowers he'd grown on Leona's lawn. He stops shoveling more dirt from one part of the ground to the other and turns around, a brow lifts in question. It had been oddly nice of Leona to approach him with a request, rather than using magic to demolish what he simply did not like.
He sets the shovel against the earth and crosses his arms above its handle grip, back bent. Giving his hat a flick, he crooks a smile at the Housewarden. "I thought Savanaclaw was a desert." It certainly wasn't like Leona to bother himself with decency or politeness, and certainly wasn't like him to approach him out of his own accord instead of making one of his boys send the message. If Leona truly didn't like seeing Jade walking around Savanaclaw, he would've been stopped a long time ago and this little garden of his wouldn't have sat here for more than a few hours.
Jade hadn't complained about the strangeness of Leona's leniency, but he would be lying if he didn't admit to enjoying the benefits of bringing some of his precious plants here. It was next to impossible to grow anything in Octavinelle; the sunlight would have been too obscured for any surface plants to flourish. The greenhouse had been his next choice, but it's no secret it risked other students accidentally trampling on his corner. It was, after all, a public facility.
Still, he didn't see the point for Leona to be indirect about his flowers meddling with his nose. "Think I can't take no for an answer?" He chuckles softly. "That I'll get my feelings hurt?" Earlier in their relationship, Leona had done his part of destroying some of Jade's handiwork in Sanavaclaw. It would be too odd now for his behaviour to seem almost nice. "You can be honest with me, you know. There are differences in the Coral Sea and the Surface, or in Octavinelle and in Savanaclaw." He leans back up. "Now, would you like me to remove the ones that produce too much pollen?"
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arinakaard · 1 year ago
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why is this site full of uppity assholes
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siphoklansan · 2 years ago
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How I picture their first meeting (/hj)
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She tapped the fellow prefect on the shoulder.
“You seem troubled, Miss Siphok. Is there anything I can do to help you with that?”
She was surprised. Despite being in Ramshackle for this long, she had never seen her before. She didn’t know how she knew her name either.
“...Who are you?” She asked the girl unknown to her.
Instead of replying at first, the girl before her simply laughed and then she gave an answer.
“Just someone who keeps an eye on people to make sure they are alright.”
Now she was confused. The girl spoke again.
“But if you need to hear a formal introduction, I am more than pleased to give you one.” She clasped her hands.
“I’m asking you again. Who are you? Why are you here?” She asked the girl.
But she simply smiled and spoke again.
“...My name is Renée Rose Menken, and I look forward to get to know you better, Miss Siphok.”
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(p.s: I also drew a small comic of your ship with Floyd before, but I’m sorry for not showing this. I forgot to take a picture of it... *cries in traditional artist*)
WHDNSOAHDNSOHSKSOSNALAINK💗💞💞 I LOOK FORWARD TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER TOO RENEÉ🥹MY BELOVED- MY CUTE LITTLE SCRUNKLY SHE’S SO PRETYYY???? HELLO?????
AND ALSO WWHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT WHAAAAATA⁉️⁉️ WDYM YOU DREW A COMIC OF FLOYD AND ME AAAANSSKKSJSKXOS /POS
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