#that was you being nice????🤨
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“that’s it, no more mr. nice guy” — individual that’s the embodiment of villainy
#like bitch you razed a village you were visiting to the ground and salted the earth because your tomato soup#was two degrees off your preferred temperature#that was you being nice????🤨
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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
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the culling
#two-headed lamb that's the title baby#it's how they meet. a two-headed lamb is born amid all the death and plague on the commune so it's taken as a really bad omen#they said hey you gotta kill this lamb you're the butcher here but he didn't wanna so he wandered in the woods for a bit with it#and there ilya is. this is ilya pov the second they see each other. you see a freaky twink with a two-headed lamb. your next move??? 🤨🤨🤨#ilya kills it for him. anyway the lamb rig was being so so nice until i got to the ears </333333 ears are broken i can't put him in game#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 render#the sims 4#hinnry#two-headed lamb
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I love when I call a patient during clinicals like “hi can I request a 90 day supply instead of 30 for your blood pressure medication from your primary care physi—”
“NO. IT IS AGAINST HIPAA FOR YOU TO KNOW MY DOCTOR AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT MY MEDICATION.”
Brother that is what I get paid to do. The prescription your doctor sent to ME had his name, phone number and address on it how do you think I even filled it for you in the first place. Can the general public be so for real for two seconds of the day so I can just exist without wanting to swallow every pill in this damn pharmacy
#riv rambles#I’m tired#I need a vacation#like sir idgaf if u get 30 pills or 90 pills#how tf would it affect me#I’m doing this to make things convenient for YOU#using hipaa against me like that’s not the one thing that’s drilled into my head on this job smh#people be using hipaa against me like do you even KNOW what it means#tell me what it stands for#🤨#and I try. I really do try to be nice and understanding with these people#like okay our country sucks with healthcare so these people have to try and be advocates for themselves as best as they can#but some of them are just straight nasty for no reason while being COMPLETELY uninformed#they refuse to listen to reason like what do you want from me
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me getting self conscious knowing people read that jake thing i wrote in 2 hours:
#bbyun.txt#DO YALL ACTUALLY LIKE IT#OR ARE YOU BEING NICE 🤨#also why didn’t i write jay’s response#i should write a part two#maybe#idk
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CATEGORY FIVE DYKE MOMENT™️: i want kissie 🥺
#this is not bait but also it isn’t not bait#thinkin thots#i’m in a mood and my dykery is a hurricane and it *will* blow through this place#ever so slightly being like ‘are we just close friends 🤨’ in a classic display of lesbianism#like we’re not together technically but also like we *might* be in the future?#soi guess technically we’re friends?#but my brain is like ignoring all the shit that has been said to me that has made it pretty obvious that we are probably gonna be more than#friends in the future#bc i am a useless lesbian unfortunately#godddd i am such a huge dyke#i need them here saying things to me in that way that completely calms me down in like five seconds#this isn’t a spiral or anything i’m genuinely just like 🤨#‘but what if they’re just really nice?’#lesbians be like ✌🏻🤪✌🏻#was gonna be like ‘should i post this/leave it up but also i think it would be really funny for the future if something does happen for real#scott pilgrim i’m in lesbians with you type shit#and i’m over here like ‘haha gal pals!’#SHUT UP YOU STUPID DYKE#i feel like none of this needs confirmation and it’s not even serious imaoooo#anywayssssss#disclaimer: this is a funny haha no one needs to come in my asks being like ‘you’re over reacting’ it’s not that deep babe x
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...💇♀️
#so i went to the hairdresser's in september to get a trim after over a year of having NOTHING done to my hair#it was in suuuuuuuuch a poor condition but i loved how long it had gotten so i suffered through the summer#i just wasn't ready to say goodbye to my mermaid hair 🥺#(i should've got it done in the spring but didn't because. well. life i guess lol i wasn't feeling very well maybe)#and so when i finally went to get it done i asked the hairdresser to cut only what was necessary#fair enough i went home only to notice absolutely NOTHING had happened 🙃#i thought i could live with it until maybe later in the winter but i was getting so frustrated with how lifeless and tangled my hair was 😭#so i booked a new appointment at a different hairdresser (a new one has just opened near me)#and aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh my hair looks and feels SO much more healthier now!! 😭 nearly teared up at the hairdresser's feeling my new hair 😂#but at the same time i'm a bit 🥲 because it's quite a bit shorter now 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#it's not short per se but aaaahhhh I'm having a minor identity crisis lol (no i'm not i'm just being dramatic 💅)#but it's definitely better this way. i love my hair and i'm never ever letting it get in such a terrible condition ever again 🤧#also i'm not going back to that other place again because it wasn't the first time the same person had done barely anything to my hair 🤨#i mean. i guess they just did what i had asked but...#with all the other hairdressers there's never been any problem when i told them to ''only take what's needed''#i guess she was just too cautious to take TOO much of the length of my hair but gurl what's the point if you only take like 1 cm 😐#with ''what's needed'' i obviously mean ''enough so i won't have to come back here next month'' :\#anyway! i'm happy and keep sniffing my hair (and giving myself a headache in the process) because the products they used smell so nice 💖#pointless ramblings hi yess i'm bored by theflyingfeeling
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King riku: *asleep in his bedroom at the palace*
Doflamingo: *BUSTS WINDOW OPEN*
T H I S K I N G D O M B E L O N G S T O
M E N O W
#Doffy is foul for this#Like bro your ancestors gave up on it to become CDs man chill#Honestly i do understand that he can't go back to being a CD yadda yadda and all that#But come on man we all know you wanted it for the trading port... We know your lil mischievous ass is doing it for the money (and slavery)#Doffy doing his scheming and pirating: 😈😈😈👹👹👹👺👺👺#Doffy when he gets knocked out by a 19 years old and taken to prison: 🤔🤨😒#Like brah you had it comin#Honestly at the end of the day... And i hate to say it but it was somewhat homing's fault for being very naive-#And choosing to live among humans ESPECIALLY those who get wronged so many times by the CD#Anyways. Fellow doffy apologists pls don't get mad i-i'm just teasing ehehe#Lov me dofuramingo#King Riku should've also known better than to trust some man at his window wearing a pink feathery coat and giving him death threats#I just noticed that Homing and Riku are quite similar... Hmmmm#Makes you think if Homing came back to dressrosa (AND DIDN'T BRING UP THAT HE'S A CD OR CAME FROM MARIJOIS EVERY SINGLE GUCKING MINUTE)-#Then it might've worked nicely#One piece#Sorry for all the tags I'm just pulling random shit to get people to look at my lazy ass meme and laugh#Pls leave like doe... Thankies 🥺😔#Donquixote doflamingo#Dressrosa#Dressrosa arc#King riku#King riku III
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yeah being the small spoon is considered to be the more "submissive" position but tbh i think holding onto your partner as they sleep gives that same vibe
#sammy says shit#oh you are the 'top'? why hold onto your lover then 🤨#while they sleep? and arent going to leave? 🤨#i dont think i used the right words for this post but im sure yall get it#like dont get me wrong being the small spoon is nice#but i dont think big spooners get enough credit
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giggling while looking at your theme SIMP🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 (me too)
SIMP IS CRAZY — i prefer the term lover girl thank u very much 😟
#saying this while your bias changes every month 🤨🤨#wasn’t it just hyunjin 🤔🤔#AT LEAST IM CONSISTENT#(we don’t talk about that teeny tiny period of han being every stay’s bias wrecker - the crop top. yes THAT one.)#BUT ALSO#HI MY JULIE#I MISSED YOU SM LOVER#꒰ its nice to have a friend. ꒱#꒰ lover girls — julie. ꒱
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had a moment of whimsy followed by a moment of genuine irritation
#i went outside for 20 mins bc i felt like crawling out of my skin and thought swinging alone in the windy weather would maybe help me calm#down just a bit. like a little tiny bit#for the first 5 mins i felt like my heart would burst from the anxiety of being in my neighborhood and ppl seeing me through their windows#i get so weird about existing in public (has an anxiety disorder)#i started swinging aggressively and started calming down a bit#then this little kid got onto the swing next to me and his dad started pushing him#and i could hear the kid laughing through my headphones blasting music#i started smiling without realizing and then made eye contact w the kids dad while smiling 😭#and tjen i took off my headphones bc i felt obligated to say hello just to be polite idk!#and i was like aww how old is heee so cute#the kid was 5#and then the dad was like how about yourself? i went: im 20 haha#and he was like. Oh? i thought you were like 12 years old. 🤨#PLEASE?#and then i was like haha yeah! i get that a lot! (no i don't?)#im actually a uni student#and he asked me what i was studying so i said psych#and he was like yeah youll need a masters there arent any jobs in that with just a bachelor's#and i was like I know right! ill probably get a PhD haha the job market is so horrible!#and then he was like so you live at home? and i was like yeah its so much cheaper!#and then awkward silence i said nice to meet u and got the fuck out of there#like why did he have to tell me i needed a masters Bitch I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW my life is already falling apart dont remidn em 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#it was way more wholesome when i jjst smiled silently at him and his cute ass chuld#z.post
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pics from like two days ago
#RANT ->#now that i FINALLY got my wifi installed lemme yall yall what happened🤦🏿♀️#so like an hour before i took these pics i was on the bus going back home from class right?#but since everybody and they mama is getting off from class too the bus was packed asf#and im like the last person to get on and there were no seats left BUT this one guy decides to get up and give me his seat#so i don’t have to stand#and im like okay he’s just being nice whatever whatever#and when the but gets to my stop i obviously get off so i can get my ass home#but lemme tell you#as im literally going ok the stairs to get into my apartment#tell me why this nigga i see this nigga from the corner of my eye tryna wave me down😐#he was calling for my attention and everything but i didn’t hear his ass bcs i had my earbuds on#anyways he was standing at the bottom of the stairwell like a dumbass and goes onto say ‘oh hi i just wanted to tell you that ur cute🤓’#and then he asks for my name and shit and then tells his#even though my ass did NAWT care to know that shit#and then ofc im like ‘what grade you in?🤨’#come to find out he’s a SENIOR??#after that i basically was like hell nah imma freshman dawg💀#and cuz this mf was hella lame he left and said sumn like ‘oh well have a good one even tho i still think ur cute🥹’#like bro you followed me all the way back to my building just to waste my time tf wrong witchu😐#me. [🧍🏿♀️]
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the byIer vs steddie fight + some byIers' animosity towards steddie is kinda funny sometimes bc it's pretty clear to see that some people base older byIer off of current steddie and it's like um. well. ok i guess . those characters could not be any more different from each other, but ok 🙏
#like. why are you hating and then just doing a copy and paste.............. not even of the OGs like youre copying the new blood idgi like#scratches my head .... i thought u were a hater? 🤨#''some people'' is me being nice btw bc we've all seen the notes some concepts get . we all have eyes here ok we Know.
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"The next batch of flowers you plant, might wanna plant them in other spots beside here. The rest of the dorm could use the attention~" In reality, the flowery scents are starting to mess with his nose, giving him a headache if he hangs around his balcony for too long.
Leona / @jinanreona
If his senses weren't muffled by the effects of the transformation magic, Jade would have also picked up on the overpowering smell of the flowers he'd grown on Leona's lawn. He stops shoveling more dirt from one part of the ground to the other and turns around, a brow lifts in question. It had been oddly nice of Leona to approach him with a request, rather than using magic to demolish what he simply did not like.
He sets the shovel against the earth and crosses his arms above its handle grip, back bent. Giving his hat a flick, he crooks a smile at the Housewarden. "I thought Savanaclaw was a desert." It certainly wasn't like Leona to bother himself with decency or politeness, and certainly wasn't like him to approach him out of his own accord instead of making one of his boys send the message. If Leona truly didn't like seeing Jade walking around Savanaclaw, he would've been stopped a long time ago and this little garden of his wouldn't have sat here for more than a few hours.
Jade hadn't complained about the strangeness of Leona's leniency, but he would be lying if he didn't admit to enjoying the benefits of bringing some of his precious plants here. It was next to impossible to grow anything in Octavinelle; the sunlight would have been too obscured for any surface plants to flourish. The greenhouse had been his next choice, but it's no secret it risked other students accidentally trampling on his corner. It was, after all, a public facility.
Still, he didn't see the point for Leona to be indirect about his flowers meddling with his nose. "Think I can't take no for an answer?" He chuckles softly. "That I'll get my feelings hurt?" Earlier in their relationship, Leona had done his part of destroying some of Jade's handiwork in Sanavaclaw. It would be too odd now for his behaviour to seem almost nice. "You can be honest with me, you know. There are differences in the Coral Sea and the Surface, or in Octavinelle and in Savanaclaw." He leans back up. "Now, would you like me to remove the ones that produce too much pollen?"
#jinanreona#𖦹 ⋆꙳ ⁄ ic.#𖦹 ⋆꙳ ⟡ ⁄ ᶜᴴ⁰⁰³ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜꜱ *:・ MAIN VERSE.#// leona stop being nice 🤨🤨 its not like you at all
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why is this site full of uppity assholes
#dont come at me tho ive heard of she past away. but u should know most ppl just think of clothes when they say goth lol#sorry to be negative but im sick of this attitude everywhere on this site </3 like shut up and sit down#why are YOU on the loser site 🤨🤨#i knowits the internet but dont u get sick of being mean. dont u wanna be nice#arina.txt#negative cw
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How I picture their first meeting (/hj)
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She tapped the fellow prefect on the shoulder.
“You seem troubled, Miss Siphok. Is there anything I can do to help you with that?”
She was surprised. Despite being in Ramshackle for this long, she had never seen her before. She didn’t know how she knew her name either.
“...Who are you?” She asked the girl unknown to her.
Instead of replying at first, the girl before her simply laughed and then she gave an answer.
“Just someone who keeps an eye on people to make sure they are alright.”
Now she was confused. The girl spoke again.
“But if you need to hear a formal introduction, I am more than pleased to give you one.” She clasped her hands.
“I’m asking you again. Who are you? Why are you here?” She asked the girl.
But she simply smiled and spoke again.
“...My name is Renée Rose Menken, and I look forward to get to know you better, Miss Siphok.”
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(p.s: I also drew a small comic of your ship with Floyd before, but I’m sorry for not showing this. I forgot to take a picture of it... *cries in traditional artist*)
WHDNSOAHDNSOHSKSOSNALAINK💗💞💞 I LOOK FORWARD TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER TOO RENEÉ🥹MY BELOVED- MY CUTE LITTLE SCRUNKLY SHE’S SO PRETYYY???? HELLO?????
AND ALSO WWHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT WHAAAAATA⁉️⁉️ WDYM YOU DREW A COMIC OF FLOYD AND ME AAAANSSKKSJSKXOS /POS
#FLABBERGASTED#WDSJDOAJSMX#honestly the struggle of being a traditional artist-#felt frfr🤝🤝#and also—#i just realized#why do#like do people#like why do they#why are they so nice#like how#a COMIC??? OF FLOYDHOK??#AND A BUNCH OF NUKE FICS??#(i’ve been through a lot)#(looking at you ceru and rubia🤨)#AND ALSO A FLOYDHOK ART#THATS UNDER MY PINNED POST#LITERALLY FAINTING#LIKE DROP DEAD#PASSED OUT#DECEASED#THE COMIC WILL PROBABLY#KILL ME FOR GOOD—#But jokes aside that’s so sweet of you🥹💔💔#༄siphok-chatters༄
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