#that was so sexy of him
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syl-stormblessed · 1 year ago
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WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
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shamebats · 1 year ago
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Suddenly I felt some guy moving up close & says "Your place or mine?" I looked up at him, kind of laughing, he walked away, winking, "Think about it." I looked over at him called over, "Thanks, but I don't think I can deliver." Realizing he could have taken that in the wrong way, I tried to smile at him more. Obviously I was very flattered-he was a Black guy, probably my age, though built quite chunky (but then I'm used to T's slender torso).
He strutted over and planted a big juicy kiss on my mouth, which I participated in. He asked, "You think you can deliver now?" I said
"I'm afraid not... you see I don't have a cock." We kissed more & then he asks, "Now explain that. What do you mean?" I shook my head, "I don't." He asked why I debated whether I felt like dealing with telling him the truth, but I was even less creative in coming up with a different line, so I simply said, well, I was a female-to-male transsexual & haven't had all the surgery yet. He said, "Now wait a minute. You were a male-to-female..." But I slowly shook my head, and he corrected himself, "a female-to-male..." and I slowly nodded. He drew me back & said "I don't believe it." I said well thanks for the compliment, but it's true. We kissed again, long sloppy, I said while we were kissing, "I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged." When we stopped, he said, "You used to be a female & you still have the..." and I nodded. He said, "Oh, but you don't like getting screwed?" I looked at him nodded eagerly. He asked "Well, then, what's the problem?" meaning it was OK with him.
- Lou Sullivan, We Both Laughed in Pleasure
Who are you random unnamed 80s gay guy? I desire you carnally
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01432853 · 1 year ago
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The antidote.
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regardingjenmish · 2 years ago
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….Remember the nail art? [x]
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doortotomorrow · 2 years ago
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MURPHY + EMORI - The 100: 7x03
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wrestlezaynia · 1 year ago
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Remember when Kevin made Theory's nose bleed?
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avsmfs · 2 years ago
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dennis fucking malgin said
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katsu28 · 3 months ago
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YES OSCARRR
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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
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devilish-moan · 2 months ago
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lotus-pear · 3 months ago
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
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theeroticlover · 3 months ago
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Let's get into the shower together... :)
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snarkspawn · 14 days ago
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... but we're more like brothers. Caterina took us both in... (We're brothers...)
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egophiliac · 3 months ago
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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navybrat817 · 2 years ago
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Oh, my. 😍
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"But you... They literally programmed you to kill. James, do what needs to be done."
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sophsun1 · 6 months ago
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Interview With The Vampire – 2.08: And That's The End Of It. There's Nothing Else
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