#that was so fucking embarrassing I could die

[et6rnalsun]

accidentally walking in on bff!matt while he’s changing..

oh, you were so pissed off. so incredibly pissed off.

you couldn't believe how chris had the fucking audacity to throw away your lashes, despite you repeatedly telling him to be careful, and to keep them on their table until you came back to get them. your favorite pair, too.

it wasn't uncommon for you to stay at their house to sleep, and that you left pieces of your things around like an incomplete puzzle, which will probably remain so. but never, never in the fuckin history of your friendship, one of the three had lost or just thrown away something of yours. and when it happened to your beloved eyelashes, you knew for sure that you would have loved to commit a murder.

the wheels in your head were spinning non-stop in the evil creation of a plan against chris, all while you were walking briskly towards matt's room.

“i think it’s time for you to beat chris’s ass every fuckin’ day” you said with a huff escaping your glossy lips, opening his door — swinging it fully — without even glancing inside before doing so. only when you looked up you realized the fact that the boy was half naked in front of you. damn.

you stopped working for a few seconds too long, looking stupid in matt's eyes who was simply trying to change. your mouth wide open, a light shade of red dusting your cheeks as if a wave of freezing cold had passed through your soft skin like a caress, but in reality it was just the embarrassment of having caught your best friend in such a state.

his dark hair looked even thicker when wet, dripping from a shower you could tell he'd just taken. he was holding a t-shirt in his hands that he hadn't had time to put on, in fact, his chest was completely exposed to your eyes that betrayed your desire to just disappear from earth — traveling all over his body as if you were waiting for nothing else. his tattooed arm seemed even more beautiful in that context, and you found yourself sighing as you searched for something to say.

the gray sweatpants that were pulled down low enough to show the elastic of his calvin klein underwear, a v-line that you would love to touch with your tongue— "i'm sorry" you cleared your throat, fighting the urge to slap yourself.

his reaction surprised you, as he simply chuckled and finally put that shirt on. "what were you saying ‘bout chris?" matt quickly changed the subject, tilting his head as he looked at you intently. you shrugged in response, the urge to kill his brother suddenly gone. christ, you were too embarrassed to even breathe at that moment.

matt seemed to notice, and leaned in slightly as a smirk tugged at the corners of his pink lips. "don't tell me you're suddenly shy" he taunted, tortured you just for the fun of it. "you've only seen me shirtless, you haven't ended up in my sheets just yet" he added, making your eyes widen as your hand automatically moved to slap his chest. covered.

"shut up. you better shut up or chris won't be the only one to die today"

"i just have to undress and you'll change your mind—” another slap. in the face.

[marmorada]

This could not possibly get more embarrassing for you. Like I don't even see what the point is to responding logically to this level of rabid fanfiction bullshit, but since you can't drop it I might as well say something since you've finally said something on the actual post instead of lying to your followers about what prompted this outburst. No amount of whataboutism is going to cover up the fact that you don't care if brown men rape brown women. OOP here is a literal antizionist who agrees with you on every other metric and you couldn't even leave her alone because she dared to care. My "racist" crime is, apparently, believing that all men commit marital rape at the same rate. Or are you going to pretend I haven't brought up American martial rape laws ad nauseam?

Here's a quick reminder that all it took for this one-sided little feud to start was you reblogging a post saying "omg what did you expect the Palestinians to do though!!!" on the same day of the pogrom before any military response and flipping your everloving shit when I responded with "I expected them not to rape any innocent women". This previous reblog on this chain was the only way I have ever come close to speaking to you since that one comment in October 2023. And you are acting like I have come up to you and told you to drop dead.

Everyone can see I didn't. Everyone. I am framing you as overreacting because you are. (Being big mad about this won't cover up the rape apologia either.) Here you are a month later absolutely stewing because I never took the bait. I dare you to find even a single post where I advocated for killing a single Palestinian-- you can't. You've just decided that Hamas terrorists are 1:1 with the people they abuse, or perhaps, you are so propaganda poisoned that any support for native Jews is me hoping you die. Just the fact that I haven't responded to your continued messages and am not doing anything to bully or fuck with you is apparently sending you into the stratosphere.

This is the behavior of an antisemite DESPERATELY outrunning her own guilt and STRUGGLING to reconcile the person you KNOW I am from our years of being mutuals with this ridiculous image you have created. You can never stop acting this way because the second you stop, you might realize how you are behaving and why.

Peace.

Screaming.

Me: "You'd think these Palestinian men would stop impregnating these women while they're actively running from bombs."

Him: "It takes two to tango."

Me: "..Sir it's rape. It's marital rape. These women feel like they have to perform. There is actively NO WAY they want to be having a baby lying in dirt and blood."

[lumen-anima]

I thought I knew what I was getting myself into, but naaah I DONE DISGRACED MYSELF AND I WILL NEVER RECOVER BRO WHAT IS THIS PLSSS

⚠️⚠️ MCL NEW GEN EP 3 ROY SPOILERS IN REPLIES ⚠️⚠️

[velvet-games]

shipping jayvik out of spite now smh

[napping-sapphic]

You should make me fall so deeply in love with you that it’s embarrassing

[maliciousalice]

Hear me out (or don't... it's fine I'm just venting and mean) yeah um I don't believe Chakotay was saved in Prod*gy s2.

[piepiepiemag]

i’m home at my family’s and my roommate/landlord apparently had some potential roommates over to look at the house. the room i live in currently would be their room so they went in there to look at it. mind you this is out on my shelf

she saw… that…… and apparently she’s moving in. i’m losing it

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

btw not to be a disabled poor piss baby but the way ppl (SPECIALLY americans) treat struggling to recall things deemed common sense that you learned in school/straight up not knowing them as some personal moral failure is fucking weird lmao.every education system has a problem w failing disabled kids that cant follow along typical learning by just letting them fall behind w zero ways to catch up n my country has an issue w teenagers dropping out to support their families so they dont starve to death so it just rlyyy doesnt sit right w me when ppl claim if you cant remember some random fuck middle school class fact youre an idiot that doesnt remember bc you dont want to.i dont know how to explain to you all if a CHILD is being failed by adults to be taught smth its literally not their fault specially when in nearly all cases its bc of outside factors (i mentioned disability n poverty here but lets not forget stuff like abused kids being unable to focus due to stress or bc they lack a safe environment to study at home, for example)

idk ig my point is not everyone had a great home life w a stable financial situation n zero genetic conditions that let them get head pats from adults for being good at memorizing books, n its weird af to want to be superior than ppl who didnt have those bc its literally not our fault that as CHILDREN we were failed by adults n nowadays only managed (at BEST scenario, remember lots of ppl nowadays still cant even read bc they didnt even get the chance to do elementary) to remember actual essential basics that let us get by n not high school physics trivia.also if all those things r suuuuch big common sense idk why yall want to feel better than us for knowing them, by your own reasoning theyre completely worthless knowledge everyone has, no point in showing off you know smth like that, but ig at the end of the day its all abt feeling special for having success handed to you in a silver plate compared to the losers not born as lucky

[gethsemanegege]

my roommate’s girlfriend is absolutely shameless about moaning at the top of her lungs while I’m in the house and I’m torn between Asian mom disapproval (like girl get a grip) and utter delight because finally, a worthy opponent for my own shamelessness

[aeolianblues]

The worst feeling in the world is 'I reached out for an interview, oh, you left me on read. Oh I see you've just posted that you're curating and hour of music for the BBC tomorrow. Oh I see, the US tour has sold out in 3 hours. You knew that. I'm embarrassed I ever asked. Sorry for bothering you. I can imagine your smirk right now. I can see your mouth forming the words now, 'poor sod'. Sorry for embarrassing all parties, sorry for wasting your time. I'll go kill myself now to make up for it.'

[king-spite]

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[robertsbarbie]

talking to people who don’t have an anxiety disorder will never not be fucking wild like they truly view the world through a ‘if i don’t want to think about it i’ll just move on’ lens which i absolutely adore for them but trying to explain that you literally feel sick to your stomach and like you’re holding your breath in every conversation even when you’re merely listening sounds crazy to them

[mieltelecheycrema]

yk no one really talks about the ending glitch thing (from what ive seen) in f and c like yeah its a whole blink and you miss it type thing but the implications !!!!

more in tags

[mysicklove]

Also, why do you spell his name as "sakuna" 😭😭 it's "Sukuna" (I think it's pronounced sku-na but idrk)

LMAOOOO I TOTALLY JUST NOTICED I DID THAT HAHAHA

i’ve spelled it wrong once so now i have been so used to spelling it wrong that i didn’t even notice LOLOL

[kabretoss]

laying on the ground and having a little scream about art

[running-in-the-dark]

a super fun thing that my brain is really good at is hearing a random fact and remembering it forever. but only if it's bad :)