#that was a hard one to digest

[speed-demon-doodler]

Act 3

Not a great introduction to Baldur's Gate city :^)

(I'd say act 3 as a whole but Orion got launched into orbit by a stray arrow the previous day so there's that)

[lilithofpenandbook]

Seriously how can M*r*uders stans like random Slytherins (who tf are Evan Rosier, Pandora (is that Luna's mum and why tf is she Evan Rosier's twin in half of these), and I don't even want to discuss Regulus) and make them Actually Misunderstood Good People Who Were Forced Down That Path when at least one of them *coughreguluscough* was obsessed with Voldemort

And then turn around and make Snape an awful person?

[nombitenary]

Say Aaaaaaaahhhh~

Prey doodle request from @melleothebutterfly of their creature-sona Seely getting eaten by one of my predators. To nobody's surprise, it's Chris again, this time suited up in his monster to form to lure in a wonderful looking little morsel. Don't worry though, he only digests when his stomachs are glowing! That means you...

...oh. Nevermind. Well, I hope you enjoy your trip through his digestive system. With all those stomachs, it's sure to be a long one.

Send your own prey doodle request here!

[mamawasatesttube]

i have a confession. i just dont care about vampires. i wish i did because the aesthetics go hard as hell! but i always get stuck on the fact that blood tastes nasty and i cant figure out how they work when they dont have pulses because shouldnt they all succumb to rigor mortis and [insert way too much overthinking that is not the point and should be handwaved by magic and i know this and yet i still get bogged down in it]. i KNOW it's not the point but i can't get around it in my head. if i had a vampire girlfriend she would first of all not want my blood probably because im anemic and that would just be miserable for the both of us but also i would make her wash her mouth out before i could kiss her and i think that would probably just not be a lasting relationship. this is my ultimate confession as a gay person on the internet. my shame. i am sorry fellow gay people on the internet. i just think blood tastes nasty and i can't figure out how creatures without a pulse work. i start overthinking and then i feel insane and the entire time im like god blood tastes nasty too. i cant do it

[coyotesinew]

Some recent thoughts about nonhumanity and my relationship to the community + my personal relationship with it that I cleaned up, my writing style is a bit disjointed, I would like to share more of my writing, if anyone would be interested in seeing that :)

[thedeafprophet]

The thing with me and portraying being hard of hearing is that its imperitiave, primarily, its not the lack of hearing thats a problem.

its all of society the expectsations and refusal to a accomodate thats the problem

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

Thinking of doing a

Signalis + Silent Hill 2 replay + Devotion + Mouthwashing

playthrough combo for this spooky season.

[mousegirlvorecast]

Fantasy fulfillment

Content warnings: hard vore, graphic digestion, blood, unwilling prey, depictions of pain, despair

I hope you enjoy!

Juniper stands at the threshold of the club she had read so much about. The low lantern light glints in her amber eyes as she walks inside, looking around nervously to make sure nobody she knows sees her. The front desk is made of a dark oak, and would barely be visible if it weren’t for the silver bell on top, along with a few fliers that boasted the claim that she had read online.

“‘A place to grant your deepest desires…’ heh, cute”

Juniper grins a nervous smile and rings the bell; her heart beating fast. She had never done anything like this before, what if someone saw her here? What if someone found out she wanted to go somewhere like this? A woman with fox ears and in a well tailored black suit walks in from the back and smiles at juniper, noticing her pink face and her gaze being miles away. The employee waves at her and tries to get her attention the best she can.

“Hey dear! Welcome to The Amber Lodge, would you like to book a room?”

Juniper jolts back into reality and her cheeks grow a deeper red. She didn’t even notice the fox-woman walk in, and to make it worse this girl is absolutely beautiful…

“Y-yes that sounds perfect! One umm, one room please!”

The employee giggles at how flustered this poor human seems to be. Juniper seems cute, but is clearly naive… the fox can’t help but think how it’s a shame she’s patron, as she would be perfect for that client…

“Great! The deposit will be $150 for a membership, and $50 for a room for the night. Furthermore you’ll need to give us an hour to prepare the room for your wishes.”

The color drains from Juniper’s face hearing the price of the room; $200 was way too much, she barely had enough for rent this month…

“Oh, got it… I’m sorry to waste your time that: a bit rich for my blood”

Juniper turns away and starts to walk out of the club, walking slow as she hears people talking outside. The fox-woman watched her go, feeling guilty about the girl’s clear disappointment, but as a message flashes on her phone she decides that she may be able to help her out after all…

“Hold on; I think we can make an arrangement. If you agree to help out with a priority client, you may share her room and get free lifetime membership!”

Juniper pauses in her stride and feels her heart race. This is too good to be true; but she’s desperate for this. After all, being 22 years old and still a virgin, she needs to experience the intimate touch of another person. She needs to know how it feels She turns around with a smile and walks back up to the desk, sealing her fate.

“So! Where do I sign?”

Her heart rate hadn’t gone down the entire time she was here, not when she was told to strip in the employee locker room, not when her belongings were tossed into a trash bag for ‘safekeeping’, not when she was forced to shower and shave her entire body, while other employees looked at her with a mixture of pity and schadenfreude. It wasn’t all bad, she learned that the fox who had taken her in was named Betty; and Betty was not afraid to get handsy while cleaning. Juniper could have even sworn that Betty had purposely groped her in the shower, which made Juniper’s cock dribble eagerly. Once Juniper is all clean and prepared Betty grabs a pair of handcuffs and locks junipers hands together.

“W-wait what is this for? I don’t think I agreed to this?”

Betty gives her the same pitiful smile that the other employees did, which sparks a deep dread inside juniper’s gut.

“Don’t worry~ it’s just what the client prefers. Speaking of which, it’s about time for you to perform~ try to squirm she prefers her girls lively~”

Juniper doesn’t even have time to process the advice before being lead through a maze of clinical looking hallways; a stark contrast to the more intimate lighting of the rest of the facility. She is led to a large oak door which Betty knocks on gingerly.

“Room service!”

After a moment, a sultry voice calls out from beyond the door

“Bring it in to me~”

Betty does as she is told, opening the door and leading Juniper inside. Inside is the largest woman that juniper had ever seen; a large dragon girl with purple skin, dark black horns, and tits that spill out of her bra almost entirely, each being bigger than Juniper’s entire body. The poor human’s eyes are drawn to the dragons gut which spills out further than her tits do, and in her shock Juniper doesn’t notice Betty leaving the room, locking the door behind her. She only notices when she hears Betty call out to the dragon.

“Remember to return the cuffs this time!”

The dragon rolls her eyes and beckons juniper forward with a large claw, grinning wide with razor sharp teeth.

“Come here; quickly I don’t have all day~”

Juniper blushes deep and does as she’s told, walking over to stand in front of the massive dragon. The massive woman grabs juniper’s handcuffs, spinning her around forcibly to inspect her. While facing the door Juniper feels a large glob of drool drip onto her back.

“Mmm they found a nice meal for me today~”

Juniper’s stomach drops and her mind starts racing a mile a minute. She tries to make a run for it, dashing as fast as she can for the door, but the dragon holds her in place by the handcuffs. The panicked human shivers trying not to pay attention to the low groan of the dragons gut from behind her.

“H-hey um just here for fun I’m not some sort of meal! Shit did that… did that ruin the scene for you? I’m sorry but please let me go I’m really freaked out right now”

The dragon cackles at this and lifts juniper up, turning her around to stare into her amber eyes; the dragon’s yellow eyes piercing into juniper’s soul. She can’t help but stare into the dragon’s glowing red maw as she laughs, watching the soft muscles inside pulse.

“Adorable~ I didn’t think they’d honor my request for naive prey, I’ll have to thank Betty with an extra special tip today~”

Juniper tries to argue back but the dragon shuts her up with a nice long lick, dragging her large dripping tongue all the way up the girls body. The tongue is softer than juniper expected, conforming to her body like a soft mattress. Despite her fear juniper notices that she is incredibly hard, and the soft slimy tongue rubbing her entire body is not helping her girlcock calm down. The dragon lets out a long satisfied groan at the taste of the girl; which also causes her stomach to let out a loud indignant growl.

“Sorry snack~ but my stomach is dying to meet you… hope someone remembers you cause I sure won’t~”

she lets out another cackle before dangling juniper above her, the handcuffs digging into her hands enough to make them bleed. She lowers the poor girl down into her maw, all the while juniper cries and kicks and shouts for help, crying out for Betty to come save her. Her cries stop with a shocked gasp as her legs land against the dragons tongue, sinking in once more as they start to slide down towards the pulsing glowing throat below. The air around her grows humid as the rest of her body is lowered down, all but her hands which rest against the dragons teeth just at the wrists, under the handcuffs. Juniper doesn’t dare move as the dragon’s tongue circles around her, lapping up her tears and precum in the same stroke. Warm drool coats her body in thick sheets, matting her curly brown hair to her back uncomfortably, and as the tongue rubs against her chest she can’t help but moan out. She is caught up in a moment of pleasure, which shatters when the dragon’s tongue comes to a pause, and she is pushed tighter against the teeth. Without the constant movement she takes a moment to look down, noticing the large pool of drool her feet are soaking in; and thanks to this observation she doesn’t notice the jaws above snap together until her nerves alert her brain to the agonizing pain of her hands being bitten clean off. She lands in the pool of drool as the dragon throws the handcuffs down onto the ground and tosses in her hands which to her abject horror hit her in the face.

“AAAAAAAAAA NO NO PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAVE FRIENDS I CANT DIE LIKE TH—“

Her cries are cut off with a swift

GULP

As she is drawn into the dragon’s gullet, disappearing into the tight thick throat, barely even making a bulge from the outside. The inside of the dragon is agonizingly hot, and as she gasps for air to scream out, drool from around her pools into her mouth causing her to choke. The immense pressure threatens to break her bones, distracting from the horrible pain of her amputated hands. The slow descent feels like it takes hours, each second her surroundings growing hotter and the pressure growing greater… until suddenly the pressure seems to let up, and she is deposited into a form fitting sack, which pulses against her body causing it to tingle and sting where she had been scraped by the dragon’s teeth juniper starts to kick against the walls, opting not to punch as to try to keep her bloody wrists safe.

“Fuck! Please no! I’ll do anything please let me out! I—I didn’t know this was what I agreed to there will be people looking for me! I’m a person!”

Her cries are only responded to by a loud

BUUURP

Which sucks almost all the air out of the dragons stomach, intensifying the pressure yet again. Juniper feels the dragon pat her gut… and then hears the dragon moan, along with sounds that juniper had only heard in porn….

“Are you fingering yourself to this?!”

She stops fighting completely, and instead starts to sob gently, realizing that her entire life would end just to get this woman off… and the stomach folds around her seem to affirm this by squeezing and caressing her. Feeling the slimy walls rub against her cock, she realizes she doesn’t have much time left… and she might as well make the most of this.

Juniper turns around, laying on her tummy. She lets the gut walls cover her front in digestive slime which tingles, but this tingle almost feels nice… kicking her severed hands down to the bottom of the stomach she begins to grind against the walls, slipping her cock into the folds around her. The slickness of the slime coupled with how tingly her cock head feels makes this experience perfect, enough that she is able to completely ignore how much her wrists sting. Precum mixes with digestive fluid and blood as she ruts into the dragons gut, moaning and whimpering as she feels herself growing close. A sharp pain rings out from her legs as the acids dissolve into her skin, exposing the bare muscle underneath; but she doesn’t care at this point. She grinds her cock against the wall until her legs give way, one breaking off after a particularly vigorous thrust. Once her legs go, her lower half is soaking in the acids which are dyed a deep red with her own blood. Her mind is barely hanging on due to both the loss of blood and the agony her nerves are signaling but she pushes through, thrusting all that her abdomen allows and relying on the peristalsis of the stomach to help. As she reaches her climax she grips the folds above her with her severed wrists, screaming in agony and pleasure as what is left of her partially dissolved cock spurts out ropes of thick watery cum. She collapses, gasping as the pain sets in. A single tear drips from her eyes into the acid as her body is churned away. She tries to call out last words but the acid had already reached her lungs, rendering them useless. Her only saving grace is that she quickly passes out, allowing her to miss the agony of the rest of her digestion.

The dragon climaxes feeling the girl cease moving, her entire body tensing up resulting in a loud

SNAP

From her guts. She tosses the handcuffs into the laundry bin and lays back, quickly dozing off. By the time her eyes closed she hadn’t even remembered the girls hair color; and when she woke up the only memory she had of the girl’s existence was a new layer of pudge on her gut. The dragon leaves $1000 on the table and opens the large door in the back, flying off back to her mansion.

Betty comes back in after the dragon leaves and grabs the handcuffs, throwing them in a biohazard bag to prepare for cleaning. She assigns a few employees to clean the blood splatter that was left, and pockets the $1000. After the cleaners leave she pushes in a tile in the wall, revealing a small hidden camera. She pulls out the tape and installs an empty one, before closing the secret compartment, pocketing the tape, and bringing it to her own private room to masturbate to; after all that girl was adorable, and her dying screams must have been beautiful.

[pokemonruby]

just reverse came out to my father after he hit me with one of these mid-phonecall:

[thebramblewood]

Ulrike's Big Night, Part I

Previous / Next

Transcript under the cut.

Helena: “Enough stalling, Faust! At this rate, it’ll be over before we reach the front door.”

Ulrike: “Patience, Zhao. One should never enter the hornet’s nest stone-cold sober.”

Helena: “You make it sound like torture. I thought art was, like, your reason for existing.”

Ulrike: *sighs* “It’s the art itself that matters to me, not the bullshit surrounding it. Sadly, participation is required if you ever want your real art to be seen.”

Helena: “Well, if you’re intent on getting through this thing stoned, I can’t in good conscience let you do it alone. Now, hand that over.”

Ulrike: “Let’s just get this over with.”

Helena: “You won’t even give me a hint?”

Ulrike: “Nope. But they wanted postmodern and I think I outpostmoderned everyone here by a mile.”

[ghostlyheart]

hello only other person on this website who likes the apoc players. what’s your top three fave scenarios of theirs?? 🎤 the world needs to know

@downton-not-downtown-smh hello I just wanted to say that this has been sitting in my inbox for months (😬) but I've been thinking about it The Whole Time. And I'm sorry I took so long to answer!! I've been battling my own personal lovecraftian horrors this summer and have finally emerged with a shred of sanity

1. A Residence at the Bay- I loooooove this scenario so much. This was my introduction to Jamesian horror and I fully intend to go down the M.R. James rabbit hole when I have some time. I actually listened to it before A Christmas Inheritance, which left me slightly confused by the end but didn't pose a huge problem (and made going back and listening to the first scenario all the more tragic). I'm very into the atmosphere of subtle but creeping dread that culminates in the realization that things are deeply wrong but you still have no fucking clue what actually happened. I think one of the players (Danaan?) said in an Instant San Loss episode that horror is at it's best when no explanation is offered, and that definitely rings true here. This probably also has my favorite batch of characters. The way McCuthcheon, Carraig-Muir, and Lady Bjalmier play off each other is so entertaining. The balance of truly disturbing moments, heartwrenching emotion, and insane humor is perfect (and really encapsulates why I'm so drawn to this podcast in the first place). Danaan is such a wonderful keeper, and I can't wait for An Uncommon Burial!!

2. Crimson Letters- This one is so zany and over the top, and has some of the moments that have made me laugh the hardest. It sports such an iconic cast of characters who would be standouts on their own but combine forces to become an infinitely entertaining force for chaos. The guest players gel super well with the main cast and the way it keeps dragging on and on very much has up late at a sleepover energy. I'm such a sucker for classic era cthulhu and this scenario is just very very solid. I have the keeper's handbook now so I'm excited to get to actually read through it! Really hoping I can run it for my game group one day. Abner Wick is a legendary NPC and Dom in general is very good at embodying a huge cast while still making them all feel fleshed out.

3. MTSK-37- Genuinely creeps me the fuck out!!! I listened to this before reading The Colour Out of Space so I was completely lost and had no idea what the threat was supposed to be. I'm actually very happy that's the way it worked out because I think the ultimate way to experience lovecraftian horror is to be thrown into the middle of it and just let it wash over you. The intra-party conflict is so delicious and the players did such a wonderful job at adapting these pre-made characters and making them their own.

Honorable mentions go to The Crack'd and Crook'd Manse (the one that started it all 🥺), The Moonchild (still trying to figure out exactly what happened aksjsks), and Unland (completely heartbreaking)

[themyscirah]

Some portrait doodles I did during my flight today

[blackberry-s0da]

you focus on all the other people who look up to *you* for your creations

.

[derww]

its such a treat to see your writing on here, i love how you see the lifesteal server world and use mechanics in interesting ways, you have a really cool style that always makes me excited to read

hi! :D

I do not know how I can call you, I have heard people calling you cosmic, but that's it. we may not have interacted much, but I really appreciate your texts (and cosplays, i really like your cosplays!) and seeing you in my notes. and I'm glad you like my writing! i am confident in my writing in the native language, but the language barrier still confuses me and i am glad that this does not prevent you from liking what i write. ty!

[vendettasfanfictioning]

Since I can't, y'know, shut my mouth, I decided it's better to make a whole ass post about this so thank you @juniperjello for asking.

Here are my Top 13 Destiel Traxx AKA Fic Recs:

And This, Your Living Kiss (M) is a GODSEND I've read this more times than I can count, I even have NerdyNerdenstein's podfic of it saved on my phone, it is that good. It stars poet! Dean relearning his love for the arts and Literature professor! Castiel, whose favorite author just so happens to be Jack Allen (AKA Dean). I also love love loved the family dynamics here, it's all so homey and cozy. The poetry in this is stunning too. Highly recommend this one!

A Thousand Lies (E) follows con artist! Dean on his latest assignment of unraveling rich businessman! Crowley's secrets by playing as his secretary, all the while juggling dates with accountant! Castiel. Except there's more to them than meets the eye, and the plot gets thicker and thicker until you find yourself stuck to your phone for more than 4 hours, hopping from one chapter to the next. Yes that's exactly what happened to me lmao I was hooked, and stories like these where the angel fam are humans are always so fun. I love spotting the parallels and whatnot.

(goldenraeofsun, author of the previous fic, has a ton of fics I highly recommend so if you vibe with their style, go check out their account! I was torn about what to put here between "The Original Apple Pie Latte", "Not the Fire, but the Spark" and this—also I'm pretty sure I have half of their works bookmarked by now 😭)

Forget-Me-Not Blues (E) has all the correct vibes of a classic early 2000s romcom. It's set in Sam and Jessica's wedding, with Dean as the former's best man and Castiel as the latter's. Oh, and did I mention they have history? A particularly roughly-broken high school love story? That they absolutely refuse to acknowledge so now the wedding prep is so full of tension it's choking everybody? Yeah... This is a good one.

An Exercise In 'Worthless' (M) is one of the first destiel fics I've ever read. At that point, I was only on S2 or S3 and had no idea what was happening or who most of the other cast was, but the vibes were immaculate and reading it again as I progressed through the show, it just kept getting better. It's got tattoo artist! Dean whose shop is set up beside Gabriel's cafe (it's called the Physical Graffitea heh). It's got grad student! Castiel attending the same uni as Sam for a niche course in dialects. It's got Dean thinking Cas is more interested than Sam (missing the heart eyes Sam and Gabe are giving each other). It's got family feels!!!!!! as these four idiots live normal, non-supernatural lives!!!!!!!

Kissing Strangers (T/E) is a happy(!!!!!) queer awakening story, wherein Castiel realizes he's not as straight as he thought when he gets kissed by Dean for a social experiment. There's actually three fics in the series, the first one covers The Kiss while the next two are insights on the progress of destiel's relationship. It's really neat, and the author—sharkfish—has a lot of fics I've been reading this past week. (They have a lot of good ace! dean and/or ace! cas fics!!!!!!!!!!)

In Due Time (Dean Winchester is Saved) (T) is not only touching as hell but also mind-blowing. 26-year-old Dean is zapped to the future by an unknown power, and what does he see? Himself, happily settled; married to an angel of the frickin' lord with a son; and his brother, still hunting. THIS FIC IS AN ABSOLUTE GEM!!!! Baby Dean interacting with Cas means So Much to me.

Broadway Musical (T) is, in my humble opinion, an absolute banger and a classic. It's got the fun, lighthearted tone of a romcom and my favorite trope of "they may all be dicks but at least there's no murder" with the angel family. It's a reimagining of the first ever Armageddon: what if, instead of being the Righteous Man himself, Dean was chosen to father the two brothers of old with Jo Harvelle, with the entire Host of angels excitedly chattering about it in heaven. Except the cupid's arrow doesn't sink in, to either Dean or Jo, and they don't fall in love. So good ol' Cas comes down to take matters into his own (awkward) hands.

Sand and Salt (E) continues off of S9 fallen angel! Castiel. The timeline is important to me for two reasons, namely: Kevin and Charlie. Destiel are highlighted at the second half but the first is just Sam, Dean, Kevin, and Charlie helping Cas settle in as a human. They go to a mall to shop and eat and bond and they are so, so precious to me.

Carnival Oasis (E) is a series as well, but it's honestly SO worth it. We have creature! Castiel who eats sin and extremely guilty! Dean who first confessed his sins to Cas as a way to gauge what the fuck he is. But then he kept coming back. They get all gooey and shit here, as they should be. Plus the reveal on Cas' background??? It made me go insane I swear.

Convenient Husbands (E) is honestly just. So good. I've reread it multiple times over the past few weeks and it never gets tiring. This one's about hunter! Dean and Garuda! Castiel forming a marriage bond... Purely for convenience, of course. I'm also obsessed with the set-up of the hunting community in this AU, they got a whole network and base and it's awesome you should definitely read it. (Annie D also has a lot of fics on AO3 that you should check out—I'm very partial to "It's Always the End of the World Somewhere"!!)

This Witch!Cas AU series is based off of probably my most favorite story prompts to ever trend in Tumblr history: it's about witch! Cas who's moved to town after his grandmother's passing. Madame Novak's will is all that everyone's talking about, as it states that Castiel needs to marry to not only inherit the estate but also to keep his magick. Gardener and shopkeeper! Dean finds this tasteless, what with everyone treating Cas like he's just some prize and not, y'know, a person. Then, Castiel makes an announcement: he ties the key to the estate to his cat's collar, and whoever gets the key may take his hand as well. Everyone scrambles to chase after the surprisingly smart feline... except for Dean, who's slowly warming up to the little guy, and the cat to him in return.

it's brighter now (G/T) is actually a series but!!! It's a babyjackverse like come on, how can you resist that? This speaks for itself and it says all you will ever need in a fic, which is BABY JACK!!!!!!!!!!

conversations between brother & sister (T) is, simply put, criminally short but perfectly encapsulated my ideal ending for Supernatural. It's two fics; the first is about Jack and Emma, and the second is about Jack and Claire. The reason this is here is because I am a firm believer that this deserves more recognition and love and we need more AUs like this. Destiel are so, so tender and sweet but the main focus is, of course, Jack's conflicting feelings. I would leave a hundred thousand kudos on this if I could.

[iftitah]

im so glad ive come in terms with the fact that i couldn't form a solid meaningful forever friend in college after screaming and crying over it for around two years