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I once lied and said a friend of mine died to get my ex to come over and fuck me but then he came over and didn’t even fuck me
you and my best friend would get along really well
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Learning to eat with your hands.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#art#labru#not rlly#whatever#toshiro dungeon meshi#HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL#kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian#and laios our local white dude#aweeesommmeee#okonomiaki trio#I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around#idfk where they could be eating#this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here#and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way#weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.
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Oh my god I've been out of the loop for long enough I've only just now heard that antron fleece just isn't being manufactured anymore
#there are alternatives that have been developed and appear to be an effective replacement#but damn dude#of course it's like $30/yard#fuck off#I'll just. go ahead and add that to the pile of stuff I'm not sure how to deal with.#i expect this one to hit me in waves#that sucks dude#in 2021?#and I'm JUST hearing about it
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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it's been deeply surreal to see the "curate your own experience" site become increasingly more comfortable with yucking peoples smut yums. And I mean that on both sides of the "problematic fiction" debate
#thoughts from the dufflebag#yes this IS about that post talking about people who write clear consent in their smut#and yes i AM salty because it is my yum being yucked#this does also apply to people who condemn cnc or dubious consent in fiction though OBVIOUSLY#ive seen it from both sides increasingly more and like#that sucks dude#filter your tags better idk#people who write clear consent CLEARLY like that and think its hot#theyre not like#lesser for it??? deeply weird to imply people who LIKE consent and thinks its hot to include in smut arent fun at partys#or have poor reading comprehension#like#WILD take#and same for people who get all pearl clutchy about unclear or outright ignored consent in fiction#have your toxic smut!!! write smut about people who should never be having sex if they were real!!!! romanize toxicity!!#also write characters who care about consent!!! write healthy sex and romance!!!! Romanize care and kindness!!!#just wild that its becoming a more and more popular take to be like#'i love things that are FUCKED UP and have NO CONSENT' like its a personality trait#and same for people that treat liking dubious consent as an actual moral failing like fucking christ
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best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”
#he LEAPS to defending her child queendom so quick it’s funny#dude u saw like a week of it#padme is telling you right now that it sucked she’s opening up!#but i get it also bc no one wants to think about the rammys (ramifications)#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#attack of the clones#star wars
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"How will you sleep at night"
"Next to my wife"
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL#THE POWER MOVE OF ODYSSEUS#SUCK IT POSEIDON SUCK ITTTTTTT
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do you ever think about how bleach is a subverted coming of age story?
ichigo is a boy who, over the course of bleach, is repeatedly trying to come into his own and sum up a scrap of personality for himself. he fights tooth and nail to hone these powers, and repeatedly, during the course of the plot, he's told that all of his work on himself was actually just following the footsteps of his family, totally stealing any glory he could have made for himself.
the height of the vs aizen arc, when he talks to his dad, and his dad finally drops it on him that, in fact, none of his achievements are on his own power.... he just looks so empty, and maintains that emptiness.
in the traditional coming of age, the mc would fight to find a scrap of independence or something to call their own, but ichigo as a protagonist repeatedly has his agency subverted, being told that basically everything he's been fighting for was actually a gift from his family history-- and it happens again with ywatch, too!
no wonder the poor guy is so depressed
#imagine being expected as the mc to pass your abilities on to the next generation and start a family#having never found yourself or coming to understand your unique traits#that sucks dude#do you even have hobbies?
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This 2chan board i found is making me fucking crazy. If you were curious if chan board users were universally pathetic
#these dudes both seem like they suck btw i didnt include the netouyo behavior but it was bad#im not a regular 2chan user i went and poked around on impulse#and yes if you were worried that the netouyo levels were normal this thread does start with the mad dude accusing someone of being korean#2chan is bad they just accuse everyone the dont like of being korean
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ugly yuck. die
#my artwork#digital art#my art#postal dude#postal 2#postal fanart#me and a friend (hi milo) were making a pinterest board of the worst fucking images that feel like postal dude (general)#and man. he sucks. had to draw this :]
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hey guys. runs into a wall
#ive been banging my head against a wall about these fucking idiots for the last six hours#tf#artists on tumblr#my art#transformers#doodles#transformers art#maccadam#starscream#soundwave#its so funny that the first time im drawing soundwave and shockwave was for a joke LMFAO#a joke that now in return has taken over my brain so.#shockwave#uh#wavewave#soundstar#shockstar#shocksoundstar#dude idk#shocksound#meow#transformers g1#first img soundwave is like gay panic but hes also Very concerned bc. why are you both being nice rn. whod you kill#erm. shoutout sounstarr on tiktok u got my brain#anyways i might be getting sick which rly fucking sucks ass#ravage#laserbeak#starwavewave#someone used that in a rb and ur actually a genius dude
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KAI. WHAT WAS YOUR VISION KAI. KAI WHAT WAS YOUR VISION
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEM LIKE THAT. WHAT WAS YOUR VISION
#was it abt him getting sucked into the forbidden five portal or smth??????#that's my guess#wyldfyre's vision was abt the wasting disease#but kai??? Dude.#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#levi's ted talks
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Day 15 of Sirentober / Doctober
Portal / Lost
Oh Stanley ☹️
Available as a print on my Etsy Shop
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#stanley pines#standord pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#sirentober#sirentober 2024#doctober#doctober 2024#he’s forever the real hero always yeah#objectively Stanford SUCKS as a brother#but Stanley never does 😤#what if when Ford was getting sucked into the portal#he told Stanley to pull the lever and turn it off#what if that happened LMAO dude wouldn’t have been stuck for THIRTY YEARS#also he lost his glasses as he went through the portal#meaning he woke up in a different dimension just like ‘WTF where am I bc I CANNOT see.’
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Source - chung0u0
(Artist's Patreon Fanbox and FurAffinity)
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry pits#gay furry anubis#artists twitter above#excuse me sir do you mind if i choke on it?#pardon me i must ask to work that thing like a melting popsicle#dude can i suck your cock
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Some dude named Darrien:
"I barely had a pot to piss in."
Also some dude named Darrien:
"So I put in my last few grand."
"stepping off a yacht"
"in the middle of the night with a thousand-dollar case"
"I started with a couple of small tests. Nothing huge. I bet a thousand quid"
#this dude sucked so glad he got killed early#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#not colin becher death countdown
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Long-haired country boys
#barefoot male#mens toes#male soles#guyfeet#brotoes#red soles#redneck#trucker cap#long hair#suck my toes dude
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