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Eddie: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Steve: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Steve: All snacks are gone.
Eddie: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!
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Steve: You're alive.
Kas!Eddie: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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*Steve and Eddie enter a dive bar*
Steve: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Eddie, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Eddie: Who hurt you?
Steve: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Eddie: ...Yes, actually.
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Eddie: *nudges Steve at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Steve? Wake up, Steve! Listen! They're sexless!
Steve: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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Eddie, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Steve: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Eddie: Wow, Steve, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Steve: We literally slept together yesterday.
Eddie: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Eddie: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Steve: Eddie-
Steve: It- it was just an ant-
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Steve: How did you break your leg?
Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?
Steve: Yes.
Eddie: I didn't.
#FEAST MY CHILDREN#THIS MAKES UP FOR ME NOT POSTING#incorrect steddie#steddie#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#incorrect stranger things quotes#gay#joe keery#joseph quinn#kas!eddie#it’s kinda late to add this BUT I would like to agree with Eddie on the sun moon thing but like. hypothetically. the moon is so obviously#the boy. I cant describe. the sun? a girl.#that sounds horrible Ik#oh well
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i haaaaaate when ppl are going on about ‘oh im so unlovable nobody likes me’ shut up everyone is lovable. it came free with your fucking humanity bitch
#ik im gonna sound like a hippie but i love people and i love humanity and its just such bullshit to call yourself unlovable#even like. even horrible people have people who love them#if fucking elon musk is out here with all these tech bros worshipping the ground he walks on then youre worthy of love and devotion too#rambling
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bruh system communities on discord are so fucking toxic
#ik this is an unpopular opinion but ‼️🫶#like.#everyone is obsessed with being treated like their source#plus its like ‘omg if u dont identify this certain way then ur a horrible person and u should kys!!!!’#like u sound so dumb.#i used to be like that and im so fucking glad im not anymore#obviously never told anyone to unalive but still#syscourse#<- ??? kind of??? just in case#rant
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un/fortunately a way my brain works is that i was reading a post abt how to discuss menstruation in a non-cissexist way and predictably someone had commented "'people who menstruate' is too clunky! 'menstruating people' would be better!"
which like. i disagree with that particular take and kind of think it's a skill issue, but. then i thought, well, okay, if concision is the issue, i guess you could always just use 'menstruant' substantively? [this is not actually an improvement, bc it's not a term that will be familiar to most people, but. bear with me.]
and then i thought, okay, but would that make people who get IUDs or are otherwise oligomenorrheal… mens-truants???
#this all sounds like a horrible setup for a pun ik#and technically now that i'm retelling it i guess it is#but the first time around it was genuinely just the thought process that occurred to me#language#menstruation cw
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it is rlly that surprising irl that someone u know in college doesnt have a partner....
like, im getting these reactions
"what?? u dont have someone like that??"
like?? no? why would i, it's not a damn requirement to graduate lmao
i mean im also aroace, but these people dont kno that... they just know im not one for dating
#rambles#i wanted to say smthn but i dont wanna sound mean.......#anywayz im still gonna say it#buy me something and maybe ill consider dating u :/ ((a horrible thing ik))#like. pay for a week of my part in the class fund or smthn#*a month srry#not a week
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as people learn more about transmasculinity im debating if itd make me more dysphoric to be a permanently clocky tboy to well-meaning libs who still view me as a woman regardless or to keep embodying my cissona
#i know clocky tboy seems like the lesser of the two evils but idk#theres something uniquely humiliating abt trying and failing to pass#at least when i dont try i cant lose#and im extremely short have fem hobbies and big ol girl eyes#and im almost 30 like its joever for me#i say ‘as ppl learn more’ bc now a lot of ppl will immediately think ‘trans’ rather than ‘misshapen gay man’#disclaimer this is my own experience and internalized transphobia theres nothing wrong w being visibly trans and i know#this is a supremely first world problem to have#wherein its psychologically possible to stay closeted but still have the option to transition w/o risking death#like ik i sound horrible so#delete later
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And the mood of the day is......
#mario will never sound as nice as he did#ik we always gave him crap but he always sounded so sweet and now we will never get that again#uhm also LBP is dead???#Oh and HBO or something decided it would be great if they made Over the Garden Wall lost media <3#I think I need to lay down but I will feel lazy stupid and nothing but a big ol lump#but I have been in a horrible pain for the last 3 days that there's a burn on my stomach from the heated rice pad#vent#feel free to use#sad#emotion#emoji#emotion picture#also someone keeps messing with that one post where I said don't comment and they're freaking hiding it I SAID DON'T I WAS JUST TALKING#ouch#dysmenorrhea
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pet peeve of mine when kpop stans pretend an idol they don't like doesn't sing well
#like you know that sometimes people you don't like and even horrible people are good at something?#and pretending they're not just makes your whole argument sound weak. like there's no reason to deny it#you can say you don't like them without saying something so patently not true 😭#ik it's hard because people love to do the old trope of bad = ugly good = beautiful but we do have to stop that fjjffjjg
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as much as i dislike the sick feeling that comes with unrequited love (which is how all my romantic encounters have ended up) life is incredibly boring without a crush to talk to
#ik that makes it sound like i’m the problem. bc why else has every person i’ve loved stopped loving me back#and it’s probably bc i AM the problem! but if toxic men can have romance then so should i😑#life isn’t actually horribly boring or anything i do have hobbies and friends but yk. a little romance wouldn’t kill me#r.txt
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stuck in a car giving a six year old the silent treatment.
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can people please stop turning furry worlds into fantastical racism/making up furry stereotypes. i do not want to read 'all cats are troublemakers. all bears are police. all rabbits are caregivers.' like, peoples features and bodies do not signify anything about personality, morality, political stance, etc. and the bioessentialism inherent to that concept absolutely reeks. this is not a politically neutral thing jsjfbvj
#esp in furry aus where you turn canonly human characters into these weird stereotypes#like. how is this not at least a bit uncomfortable for you to read about#like does this portrayal of a world not make you stop and think about how#limiting prejudicial and horrible to live in it would be#how can you use this to portray whats supposedvto be a lighthearted premise completely uncritically#dont you feel uncomfortable putting a character of color into any of those stereotypes?#like. ik animal fantasy is often a form of caricature in and of itself when multiple animal species are involved#but this is so overt and really doesnt fit the premise of a happy romantic story#to live in this world sounds like living in a form of hell actually.#ramblings#racism#but like. same reason i hate redwalls portrayal. like-#species is something inherent to every being in a furry universe#with actual significant biological differences irl#and to use species difference as a race allegory has so many issues#namely that it implies race is biologically differing rather than socially constructed based on features#which is a part of white supremacist schools of thought- the idea that people of color and white people are biologically distinct enough -#-that they should be treated differently because of inherent capability or lack thereof.#and to see this inherently racist school of thought recreated uncritically in fanworks#like. wholly sucks actually!#its why zootopia sucks! its why beastars sucks!#PLEASE look at animal fiction with a critical eye instead of using it as escapist literature#as- as is shown in rikki tikki tavi for example- the animals chosen to represent groups of real people#can and are often used to discuss irl political events including justification for said events#across multiple cultures.#biological essentialism
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TBB SPOILERS!!!!!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRECKER im joking i love him but im gonna be real and say i probably wouldnt have had such a huge meltdown if it was anyone else..
#tbb season 2 spoilers#tbb season 2#tbb s2#tbb tech#star wars#i sound horrible to say that ik#but i just luv tech sm pls im dead inside#screaming crying shitting throwing up
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well nvm gets scared. made a poll but now im scared bc its music based
#i have this horrible horrible fear ill mention liking a song and everyone will be like Oh no that song sucks and actually you shoild kys#for liking that song. and then i explode into 5billion pieces... sigh#N ITS NOT LIKE THIS IS EVEN A 'CRINGE' BAND OR ANYTHING. i do lidten to 'cringe'#bands but. whatever#and ik its dumb yk. like its music i like it thats fine.. but i do get embarassed t say im a lemon demon fan or whatever#bc ppl associate lemon demon fans with being So annoying (understandable)#but like. idk man i just like th songs... etc#lemon demon isnt th subject of th poll i made btw. its literally a rly well loved album and band and stuff im just so scares...#its hard being a girlie who loves music n loves talkin abt music while also being So incredibly scared of ppl making fun of my music taste#ITS SO DUMBBBBB ITS SO DUMB. IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF PPL THINK MY MUSIC TASTE IS ANNOYING BC IT MAKESME HAPPY!!#THATS ALL THAT MATTERS AND MUSIC IS SUBJECTIVE but still im so sensitive abt it. and its dumb as hell bc it isnt even that like. idk..#and im th same way with most of my interests likee. partially i dont post abt my interests bc i Fucking hate fandom so badly#another reason is bc likee. idk i dont consume media that much atm... I wanna start reading more books n watching more things tho#but th main reason is like. Sigh ig it ties into th hating fandom thang i dont want ppl to think of me as being In a fandom for something#not that im into anything heinous yk. but like i get scared publically being like Yeah im into cookie run. or whatever.bc theres like#already a preconceived notion of cr fans NOT THAT LIKE.. NIT THAT FANS OF THINGS R OPRESSED RJGNFJGNNG#but like yk. i get worried ppl will see that im a cr fan and think im one of Thise cr fans#not just cr..other things as well but crs th most like.controversial ig...#but even w/ fandoms that dont have baggage and stuff i dont want ppl t see that im interested in it and have that like. idk idk#i dont want ppl to think of me as A fan of a thing bc im my own person. idk if that even makes sense i think i sound dumb...#i just get rly rly rly worried abt peoples perception of me n like.every thing i do i imagine how ppl perceive that and how it changes#their view of me.yk... it freaks me out rly rly rly bad#whatttever tho. abd yes i understand i sakd Ya i wouldnt publically say im a fan of x thing..And then said it publically#but tags arent public to me.. this is my special zone for my besties only..#whatttever. if uve read this far ill judt tell you th poll is for umm. favorite song off of how to be a human being by glass animals#its likee. one of the Very few albums where i have the entire thing on my playlist.. th knly other one i cn think of that i dont Need to#get rid of JFFBHF is daft punks discovery ....#i have a couple other full albums but theyre from when i ws#15. so like..#whatever. idk . its dumb t be freaked out over a poll but its also bc Since i dont post abt my interests n stuff im like. well im nt llowed
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Every single person responsible for perpetuating APT by rose and bruno mars needs to be taken out back and shot.
#rose and bruno mars first and fore most#HORRIBLE song and ik its only 'popular' rn bc its being forced to be 'popular'#circular ass logic but#i think half the reason its so common on social media is bc its a new sound from a major artist#so ppl use it for the alogorithm#either way it should be punishable by death i think
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actually had a dream abt jjong again and it's been YEARSSS so ofc i cried
#forget the horrible racism / antiblackness i experienced in tht restaurant LOLL i saw my idol after years and girl ...#he was singing and just humming along - getting his food n what not#and wow was he shining <33333 my heart bro..#i woke up crying LOL that was a bad dream ngl but it was only good cus i was w my friends (except one LOL) and saw him ;;#i missed him sm i havent dreamed abt him since like . right after he passed#and in tht dream it was at his last concert.#ughghhghghgfj my heart i might play some shinee songs#i been listening to leon thomas album (first time btw!!) AND OMG...he rly is a musical genius i loveeee#his sound is like earlier frank ocean sksks ik every1 saying tht rn but YUH#anyways.. happy monday#chatter
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the worst part is like . I know it sounds like ocd and i know a lot of ppl with ocd and i watch them talk abt their experiences and i relate a ton but then my brains like How dare you relate to them and try to compare. youre just an evil person and youre trying to pretend you have ocd . and its actually different and the fact you even thought for a second "oh thats similar to what i experience" means that you will be a bad person forever and you cant fix it and you need to go to hell. and you dont have ocd youre just actually an evil person. so i cant actually let myself think abt it being ocd basically
#And like you know . i dont actually know what it is and i cant like. Decide i do bc i relate a lot to ppl who do have it . its just even if#i dont say I think i have ocd bc i relate to this. i cant even think Oh i relate to this without feeling like an awful person. you know .#does this make sense to anybody at all. its very very exhausting#also this is phrasing it like being ocd is the same thing as being evil Obviously it isnt i just mean like ik a lot pf ppl with ocd#experience similar like. worrying theyre an evil person and i also do that but my brain says that i actually Am an evil person as opposed t#just. worrying that i am. and that i only worry abt it bc its true. ok .#idk i worry i sound whiny as hell in these posts im sorry 😭 its just rly kicking my ass tonight the terrors#but its like. no matter what i do im evil bc if i think to myself Oh i relate a bit to this person with ocd my brain says Oh youre awful fo#trying to pretend to have ocd you couldnt possible understand your evil. and if i say youre right then its Oh so why is having ocd such a#bad thing do you hate ppl with ocd you couldnt possible have ocd bc you think youre better than them youre awful but if i say I think youre#being a bit dramatic its like oh so what you think you can just claim to have whatever mental health issue you want. you think you can just#fake mental illnesses and use them as an excuse for why youre so horrible youre going to hell youre going to hell youre going to hell and#then it just loops eternally and i cant get it to stop unless i do little things to make it stop like hitting my head or scratching or#pacing in tempo or tapping rhythms . Which yes i know sounds like ocd . you do not have to tell me . but i cant think abt how it sounds#similar to ocd bc then its starting again.#and even the like. posting abt it is hard bc my brains like seeee youre just making it up for attention why do you haaave to talk abt it#where ppl can see. its so you can convince other ppl and trick them into thinking you have ocd . but its just that i always post whatever#i think abt on here this thing is my diary and also if i dont let people know what im thinking all the time it means im hiding things and i#evil . so . this is how it is
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