#that punim

[oeuvrinarydurian]

The. Smile.

The hair.

The. Smile.

Did I mention the smile? And the blue coat? And then there’s the smile.

[fanghaunt]

questionable lgbt rep

[oeuvrinarydurian]

Omar Sharif-Stache

[jimmyspades]

THE PENTAGON PAPERS (2003)

[i-am-literally-ur-bubbie]

Ah, what a shayna punim. Look at my grandchild! So sweet and beautiful.

[yatiso]

for the first time in my life someone guessed my age as older than i am… i think this is due to my serious nature at work with most of my coworkers… but what if its bc i have lost my babey face…

[propalitet]

dobro jebote, zašto nigdje nema normalnih slušalice nego samo ove odvratne bežićne

[noisytenant]

also her baby design is so cute i love the little star hairties

[vertigoartgore]

J-336 : All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs, one episode at a time (28).

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 2X10 :Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim ?

Director: Alex Hardcastle — Writer: Dan Gregor and Doug Mand Aired: 1/13/17 — Season: 2 — Episode: 10 — Nielsen ratings: 0.55 Description: Rebecca returns to Scarsdale.

Song #78 :

"We'll Never Have Problems Again" Performed by: Rebecca and Josh Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerJosh and Rebecca believe all their problems are behind them.

Song #79 :

"Remember That We Suffered" Performed by: Naomi, Rabbi Shari, Josh, Audra and the people at the Bar Mitzvah Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerRabbit Shari reminds everyone of the Jewish peoples history.

Next : Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right ?

[oeuvrinarydurian]

I’m whale watching and I’m drenched and pissed but happy hot man in a tux today.

[jimmyspades]

He’s talking about me again..

[honestlycasualheart]

Tonight, Homestuck Act 2. Starting at 8PM CST

[hindahoney]

If you want to code-switch so often that you are nearly incomprehensible to goyim, here is a list of my favorite and most-used Jewish terms:

Schvitzing - Sweating. (Ex: "I'm schvitzing so much it's showing through my clothes.")

Schlep - A tedious and long journey, depending on usage it can mean that you were carrying something. (Ex: "I had to schlep all the way across campus, my backpack was so heavy." Usually denotes a long walk, but other forms of transportation are acceptable too. "You drove all the way to New York from Florida? That's quite the shlep.")

Shtati - Something really cool. (Ex: "I visited my friend's place and they had a shtati mezuzah!")

Neshama - Soul. (Ex: "Mazel tov on your conversion, you have such a strong Jewish neshama!")

Balagan - A big mess, chaotic, confusing (Ex: "Moshe forgot to bring challah for shabbat dinner, and it turned into this big balagan")

Achi/Achoti - "Achi" literally means "my brother," but can also be used like bro or dude, "achoti" is the feminine equivalent meaning "sister"

Yalla - Come on, let's go (Ex: "Yalla yalla, you're going to make us late again")

Mishpacha - Family. Doesn't have to be literal blood relatives, usually a sign of warmth or friendship. (Ex: "I care about every Jew, they're all my mishpacha.")

Pshhh - Interjection sound, to express respect or agreement with what someone is saying, but can also be playfully poking fun at someone taking themselves too seriously, can be used sarcastically.

Achla - amazing, awesome, great, the best (Ex: "You graduated from university? Achla!")

Sheina Punem (Shayna Punim) - Pretty face (Ex: My bubbe kept pinching my cheeks and calling me a sheina punem) Can be used ironically, in which case it means "a disgrace."

Ahavat Yisrael - to love your fellow Jew (Ex: "I firmly believe in ahavat yisrael, even if it's hard sometimes.")

Schande - Shame, dishonor among the nations, meaning a Jew who represents Jews badly, a serious insult. (Ex: "He's a schande, he feeds into antisemitic stereotypes.")

Schmutz - Dirt, stain. (Ex: "Use your napkin, you've got schmutz on your face.")

Amalek - Any enemy of the Jewish people. ("[Fill in blank] is the modern Amalek, they hate the Jews.")

Lanceman/Landsmen - Two jews from the same place, a point of connection between two Jews who now live far away from their hometown. (Ex: "Your grandma is from Crown Heights? Mine too, our grandparents are landsmen!")

Goyisch - Something not Jewish (Ex: "I don't listen to Taylor Swift, her music is too goyisch for me.")

Goyischekop/Goyische-kop - Goyisch head, a jew who thinks/sounds like a non-jew. (Ex: "How could you say about your fellow Jew? Do you have a goyische-kop or something?")

Kindaleh/Kinderlach - Little children (Ex: "I passed by the school and saw the kindaleh on the playground, they're so cute!")

Chamud/Chamuda/Chamudi - Sweetie, cutie, usually aimed at children, but can be a term of endearment between a couple. Can be condescending when said rudely to another adult, like "Sweetheart" can be in English. (ex: "Goodnight, Chamudi. I can't wait to see you tomorrow.")

Daven - to pray ("Are you going to join us for davening?")

Frum - A religiously observant Jew. ("He's frum, he davens three times a day.")

Treif - Unkosher, generally something not good, doesn't have to literally refer to a food. ("I trained my dog to stop barking when I say 'treif!'.")

Bubkis - Zero, nothing, nada ("Moshe got a gift from bubbe and I got bubkis.")

Kvetch - To complain ("I'm just kvetching, I'm not that upset about it.")

Kvell - Extreme pride. ("I heard your daughter made it into her top school, you must be kvelling!")

Mensch - A good, admirable person. ("He volunteers every week, he's a mensch.")

Chillul HaShem - Disgracing God's name, someone who does something that makes Jews look bad.

Kiddush HaShem - Something that sanctifies God's name, brings honor to God. ("I love seeing you wear a kippah, it's a kiddush HaShem!")

Bubbe meise - Little white lies ("He told his teacher a bubbe meise about his dog eating his homework.")

I should acknowledge that these are mostly Yiddish words, as my experience is primarily with Ashkenazi Jews. If you would like to add common slang from your community (like Ladino phrases, Judeo-Arabic, Italki, etc) I would love to learn about them!

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

Gets him more than cookies with me lol

Mmmmm u handsome engine

Just Sir Handel staring into your soul as it's currently 4:18 in the morning and I have nothing better to do lmao

[grecoromanyaoi]

in another world charedic pop (chaipop, if u will) got rly popular n disturbed ppl from all over the world would spend a ridiculous amount of money on photocards of avreymale n doxx ppl for saying they didnt like the shayne punim debut n make conspiracy theories abt how shmulik and mendel r secretly fucking n start learning yiddish to understand the songs. a better world, perhaps