#that or drinks with hella shit mixed in

[diss-track]

*Cleaveland Brown voice* Turrible, turrible, turrible

[sheisjoeschateau]

"Oh, so we DO love Steve..." | PART I

Steve Harrington x Bauman!fem!reader enemies to lovers, heavy angst, hurt/comfort, upside down mayhem, S2-S4, post S4 universe hot-take, end-of-the-world / dystopian setting, ugly fights turned smut (...but with hella plot). 18+

WHEN THE UNEXPECTED NIECE OF MURRAY BAUMAN GETS THROWN IN THE MIX, THE GANG HAS NO IDEA JUST WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR. SCRATCH THAT - STEVE DOESN'T KNOW. YOU GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE WELL. YOU BANTER WITH THE ADULTS, WHO APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. THE KIDS LOVE AND WORSHIP YOU. YOU'RE HELPFUL ALL AROUND. BUT AS FAR AS STEVE IS CONCERNED, YOU'RE JUST NUISANCE. AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE REASON HE LOST THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND MISSED OUT ON A LIFE THAT "COULD'VE BEEN." IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THE PICTURE... IF YOU HAD NEVER GONE WITH NANCY AND JONATHAN AFTER THEY LEFT YOUR WHACK-JOB UNCLE, MURRAY BAUMAN'S, BUNKER? HE WOULD BE HAPPY. SO F*CKING HAPPY. BUT HERE YOU WERE. YOU WERE BASICALLY THE COOLER (...AND SURE, MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE) FEMALE VERSION OF MURRAY BAUMAN. YOU WERE SARCASTIC, QUICK-WITTED, TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, AND APPARENTLY BUILT FOR THE WAR. SURE, YOU WEREN'T AS BRASH AS YOUR UNCLE. BUT IN STEVE'S EYES, YOU WERE SOMEHOW FAR MORE OBNOXIOUS. HE DOWNRIGHT HATED YOU. HE WILL FOREVER HATE YOU... BUT WILL HE?

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY WORK TO BE COPIED AND/OR REPOSTED ON HERE OR ANY OTHER PLATFORM, OR PUT INTO ANY AI PROGRAMS. THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG, MDNI.

An original fanfiction series, written by Misha St. James.

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I did not proof-read this after Tumblr gave me hell trying to share. So pls excuse possible typos. hehe

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Let's just get to the point, shall we?

Once upon a time, a young boy named Will Byers went missing. Later, he was found in an alternate dimension by the world's #1 mom and a cynical cop turned hero. A girl with a shaved head had telekinetic superpowers, befriend's Will's four loyal friends along the way and helping them track down their missing party member. Then, whatever the hell was on the other side - whatever was in this...upside down...took back Eleven. She'd been missing ever since that dreadful winter.

Fast forward to now: you're sitting in your uncle's bunker, looking at his wild display of efforts.  Papers, files, whiteboards covered in multiple words, arrows, sketches - all in different colored markers. Murray Bauman was on a mission, and he would be damned if that grumpy, cynical smart-ass known as Jim Hopper honestly thought that he could dismantle his efforts.  Nice try, chum. Game on. Thankfully, you'd gone to school with Barbara Holland. That's whose parents had assigned the task of searching for her to your uncle. Murray was asking you tons of questions, and you were glad to help. It meant spending time with the only family member you cared for, despite his wackiness. You guys got each other. Bantered well. Got shit done. Honestly, it was also a great way of drinking safely and not with a bunch of rowdy teenagers at some stupid party. You got along just fine with everyone at school. But damn, they could all be annoying.  ...especially Steve fucking Harrington, who was now the topic of conversation. You know, given that his house is where Barbara was last seen. "It just isn't making sense," your uncle huffed, raking his hands through his oily dark hair.  You sipped on the glass of vodka that your uncle had poured you, hissing at the strong taste. Leaning across the coffee table, seated on his couch, you tried to connect the dots with him. "I'm telling you, someone in that group of teens knows what's up. Or at least has an idea." Your uncle swigged at his vodka, defeated but ruthlessly trying to piece together his clusterfuck of scattered evidence across his wall. "Well then, guess we better grill 'em."

And that's how you come into the picture. When Nancy and Jonathan came to seek out Murray. And when they arrive, they're surprised to see you. They recognize you from school. Jonathan took several classes with you. In fact, the two of you got along well at Hawkins High. No, you weren't close. But you both were cool. Nancy, on the other hand, didn't know anything about you. Just that you took political science with Barbara, and got straight A's across the board. You could've been class valedictorian. But you were not looking for any sort of title that demanded pressure or attention. At least not in high school. Career wise? Sure. Not here, though. Not Hawkins. "Your timeline is wrong," Nancy is saying, making you and Bauman freeze.  Nancy is telling you that the girl with the buzzed hair is not Russian. She is, in fact, from Hawkins lab. And her name is...Eleven? So they do know something. And something turns out to be everything.

Jonathan sits you both down to relay everything to you both. And woof, does it give you guys a headache. Strangely, though... it makes a whole lot more sense than some mundane explanation of sorts. Obviously though, that puts you all in a tough spot where you'll all need to put your heads together. So the two classmates of yours stay, sharing in chilled Smirnoff and having to endure the hilarity that ensues between you and your uncle. You and Murray both banter well with the two of them. Jonathan finds you to be hilarious. Nancy finds you intimidating. Very intimidating. You’re quick witted, darkly humored and independent. But there is a reserved, mysterious sort of feminine energy to you, despite your more masculine strengths and bluntness. Over glasses of stiff vodka, you all come to the conclusion on how to go about exposing the truth about Barbara Holland's disappearance: water it down.

At the end of the night, you're all winding down -- you and your uncle having convinced the two lovebirds to stay. But when you're telling them they can take your uncle's guest room while you take the couch, Jonathan's asking if he can take the couch. You blink. Huh? ...surely Nancy is not still with --

"Okay, I'm confused," your uncle's saying. "What's going on here? Lovers quarrel?"

You cock an eyebrow, leaning back into the loveseat.

But Jonathan and Nancy are then talking over each other with weird, flustered excuses...saying they're just friends.

You and your uncle bust out laughing. And then you're shrinking back in your seat, knowing what's coming: one of your Uncle Murray's lovebird witchdoctor speeches that he barrels into anytime that two delusional people have convinced themselves that they aren't in love. Or at the very least, not into each other. 

Uncle Murray is breaking them down, one at a time. He's reading Jonathan like an angsty teen novel, seeing right through him and his brooding, mysterious energy.  Trust issues, thanks to daddy issues. Yikes, that makes you sip some more drink.

And then he's onto Nancy, saying that she's harder to read. But he manages anyway.  It's the Bauman way.

He's telling her that she's likely like everyone else, "afraid of what would happen if you accepted yourself for you who you really are." He looks at you. "Am I in the right ballpark?"

You nod, swallowing the last drop of vodka in your cup. "That...and afraid of that might happen if she didn't retreat back to the safety of someone familiar."

Nancy looks bewildered. But more than that, she looks caught. 

"Name?" your uncle is prodding, snapping his fingers.  "Name."

You and Jonathan both say it. "Steve."

Uncle Murray's face is priceless. He feigns adoration, putting on a baby voice as he repeats the name. "Dawh. Steve. We like Steve."

"Yes," Nancy laughs nervously.  Eek, you think.

"But we don't love Steve..." Your uncle's words floor Nancy.

And when Nancy's saying something about still being with Steve, insisting that she loves him, you roll your eyes. Even scoffing, getting her attention. Maybe if the vodka weren't in your system, you wouldn't be so bold. But Jonathan's mopey look just gives you more confidence.

"Boom, ladies and gents," you say with a grin. "Second lie of the evening." "The hell was the first one?" Jonathan asks, blinking. "You guys being just friends." You and your uncle say something along the same lines, simultaneously. You both laugh together, clinking glasses. The two not lovebirds just squirm awkwardly in their seats. Finally, you sigh. "Look. You guys don't wanna give up the ghost? Be my guest. I'll happily keep my bed." You stand up, ready to turn in. But not until casting them one last work, pointing a finger. "But if I were you two? I'd cut the bullshit and just share the damn bed." Murray snorts, rising to stand as well. He stretches. "Welllllp. I'm turning in for the night." You begin mounting the stairs, hollering: "Better act fast, kiddos. At least before this poison in my system knocks me out cold. Don't worry, Nancy, I don't snore. So if you do choose me, you're safe." "But that's so lame," Murray adds to that wryly, heading off to his room. You both tell each other goodnight, leaving the two angsty teens to decide their fate. All you know is that Nancy ends up walking out and not coming back, at one point in the night.  Yeah, thought so. Breakfast the next morning is even more hilarious. You and your uncle ask every single question that drips with innuendo that you ever possibly could. And it's worth every fucking minute.

Murray's gonna need to keep that couch cleaned. To your surprise, Murray sends you off with Nancy and Jonathan, but given that you want to go and see it all for yourself you don't mind. You’re basically his little spy.  Most uncles send off their nieces and nephews with some good advice, maybe a packed lunchbox or snacks, and a warm hug. 

Yours, however, sends you off with a full bottle of vodka, a thick wad of cash and some fun sarcastic banter. But he headlocks you in for a hug, and you cackle. He really is a nutcase, and man you can't help but love him. He is so not the parental type. Yet somehow, he's practically raised you. And in your opinion, you're pretty well-prepared for the world. More than most, in Murray's opinion. So off you go with Nancy Wheeler and Jonathan Buyers, and they both honestly enjoy your company. It helps them get past their umm...well...awkward new reality. That new reality that comes post-sex, after a long ass time of playing the tip-toe game. The sexual tension between them is hysterical to you. But you keep your thoughts to yourself for now. The vodka did most of the talking for you last night.

When you both arrive at wherever the hell your destination is, it's dark outside. And if you're being honest, it's pretty creepy. You're somewhere near the woods, and as you all walk closer you're beginning to see lights approaching you...along with a handful of shadowed figures. 

Fuck, you literally just got here.

But then, after a tense several moments... Nancy and Jonathan call out to them. You jump, startled at the fact that they do it so confidently. But the name that they call out suddenly makes it all make sense. "STEVE?" "NANCY...?" And that's how you became a crucial part of the most royal pain in the ass, King Steve's, life.

[vevobly]

Being Natalie Scatorccio Girlfriend Headcanons (Pre-Crash) [Part 2]

A/N: More headcanons for being Natalie's girlfriend pre-crash! Heads up for sensitive topics such as alcohol drinking, substance abuse, and more.

Now, Natalie can't help it but she often ends up thinking she's not good enough for you. I mean, she's just broken goods; what do you even see in her? It's cause of this that she tends to push you away, convinced you deserve better.

You have to constantly remind her how much she means to you and that she's worth fighting for, even when she doesn't believe it. Still, it pisses you off when she pushes you away, and sometimes you two even get into fights because of it. But it's nothing you guys can't manage to get through!

Now elaborating more on the first part of this where I mentioned Natalie will call you up late at night just to talk about whatever. It usually happens when her dad passes out drunk or another fight at her home happens.

In your relationship with Nat, it's not about what's being said or done—it’s just about knowing you’re there for each other. You two have a tendency to listen to each other talk before falling asleep. Whether it’s you or Natalie who falls asleep first, neither of you ends the call until you hear the other breathing quietly after a moment.

Sometimes, when things get really shitty for Nat at home, you guys just sneak off with alcohol from her dad's stash (stolen out of spite) and drink together. You're not proud of it, but it's one of the ways she copes. Besides that, she always feels guilty afterward, and when she does; you're there to comfort her.

Oh, and in case you don't drink, Natalie always brings an extra drink other than alcohol for you. Or if you feel like it, you just take a small drink of it. Maybe mixing in some water with it even though it doesn't make much difference if you do.

After soccer practice (assuming you're not on the team with her), you're always waiting for her outside; leaning against her car. It's like a little routine you guys have: she'll spot you as she's leaving the field and will be beaming.

If you smoke, you guys will share a cigarette before driving off together to wherever you two can find a little peace. If you don't, Nat will probably just take a quick drag of her cigarette before driving off with you.

Think of it however you want, but you and Nat practically share a locker at school. Well, to be more specific, she shares her locker with you. Whether you keep yours tidy or not, she always makes sure there's space for your things despite how messy her locker is (the old papers, cigarette packs, and gum wrappers).

Whether you're a fan of sports or not, you're always at the edge of the field and cheering her on. But of course, in a low-key way! Since your relationship with her is supposed to be on the down low, and she isn't one for big shows of support. She might never admit it, but seeing you in the crowd? It keeps her grounded and it's one of the few things that makes her feel like she belongs.

Now this completely depends on whether you have a fucking savior complex or not but despite knowing her reputation at school, you give a fuck ton of excuses to teachers when they ask about her. Like she's just running late, not feeling well, something came up, and whatever you can make up on the spot honestly.

You even went so far as to literally fake some stuff (excuse letters from her parents etc) up for her just so she could stay out of trouble. Sometimes when she gets caught skipping school or with something she shouldn't have and whatever, you take the blame or help her cover it up.

She feels hella conflicted on whether to fucking love or hate you for doing that just for her. Oh, and really guilty too. You'll try telling her some other reason than not wanting her to get in trouble and shit, she'll still feel guilty. If you were out with her and doing the same as her, that just doubles the guilt she'd be feeling if you weren't.

Just like every relationship, nothing is perfect. You two will fight, have outbursts, and these moments where one of you shuts the other out. But you both will keep finding your way back to each other despite everything.

Shit becomes incredibly different though when Natalie's father dies. She shuts down emotionally and you're the only one she lets in during that time. Nat isn't great at expressing grief and she'll hide her emotions behind drinking or other reckless behavior. And you? You'll be there for her through it all, maybe you'll try to help but there's really not much you can do than just offer her your support.

Even before Nat's dad died, she talked a lot about wanting to leave town and start over with you. Though, her idea is to just pack up and drive far away from home and the crappy town you live in. While you? You think more about the details—where you'll go, what you'll do, and how you'll get by. It was a nice thought.

At least before the plane crashed.

[oinkinpigprince]

I humbly request more Charlie X Reader content. I do not want anything truly specific, but maybe a camping scenario? I want you to have fun with it, if you are able.

~ Fancy Anon🌹

I LOVE CAMPING!!! I want to run off into the great nothing called the desert and LIVE in the BOILING rocks and DRINK from the toxic cacti.

Camping with Charlie

He actually really liked camping, he loves the outdoors and enjoys hiking. Charlie use to go backpacking as a small guy so he’s pretty talented in all the nature stuff

You two go camping every summer, he gets to show off how absolutely manly and rugged he is and spend time with you! It’s really fun

Charlie is kinda shit at packing though, it’s rarely organized and he forgets at least one thing at home. So it’s a gamble on what you’re without, keeps you on your toes

He forgot like ALL of the food once and he tried to catch some of his own. Bro cannot set up traps so you had to find a saltys and had wonderful burgers

You force him to go stargazing with you. Laying your head on his tummy gazing up at the endless stars. It’s really tranquil, like nothing could ever take away from this moment. Like the world stopped only for you two.

Bro is the opposite of Snow White, all those animals hate him. Every second your camp is being raided by a raccoon or bird. You don’t know who he pissed off but those animals are pissed tf off.

It’s funny watching him try and wrestling a squirrel out of your camp food. You’re munching on trail mix and you watch him try and not get bit. Oh you would help, but you’re just so tired!

He loves making smores with you. Gets REALLY heated about the ‘right way’ to make smores. It’s down right comedic how pressed he gets

Camping near a body of water is the best! You two swim around all day, get hella sun burnt and then spend the rest of the night absolutely freezing with aloe Vera

But it is fun, he loves sitting in the water with you and just floating around. Maybe he’ll go fishing and you two can have some fish for dinner!

[siffrins-therapist]

🏴magictrioinitiate-deactivated

Reblog if your name isn't Alfred F Jones.

🃏thekinglovesplayingwithmyballs follow

WE'LL FIND YOU JONES

🐺a-squared-omegaverse follow

As if he couldn't just lie, if he even is on this hellsite.

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He wouldn't cuz heroes don't lie.

🏴notafjonesprommy-deactivated

A hero would lie to protect his secret identity ;)

🎻sayakamikideservedbetter follow

THIS IS THE POST! ON MY DASH! I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING A CELEBRITY!!

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NO NOTES???????????????

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so i got like really hella drunk last night and out of what must have been a mix of desperation and hubris, I sent an email to Mr. Romano, askiNG FOR AN INTERVIEW OVER ZOOM TO ASK QUESTIONS FOR RESEARCH FOR MY HISTORICAL EROTICA WIP AND HE SAID YES???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

Doesn't he like never talk to historians and w/e? Holy shit what kind of magical persuasive powers did your drinks give you and can you send me some?

🦖little-arms-big-hugs follow

I wouldn't say *never*. He's given interviews before, he just has a really low tolerance for disrespect compared to his brother. But with his temper I wouldn't be surprised if his gov asked him to not accept as many interviews anymore.

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

True, true. I still want to borrow some of OP's persuasion magical drinks.

🦪clamoutjamout follow

my mom sent me a bottle of that liquor mr Latvia made and i didnt look at the proof before drinking like half the bottle (mixed with pop).

also... I finally pulled up my big girl panties and read what I wrote to mr. romano...............

... im going to kms.

🦖little-arms-big-hugs follow

Forget persuasion powers, I want whatever healing magic you have that drinking half of MR. LATVIA'S balsam didn't kill you!

🦪clamoutjamout follow

#we're almost there folx! #RIP OP #nation person mention #alcohol mention

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UM. HELLO????

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Yeah, Ch*rchill pushed hard for those two to get together, it's no secret. What about it? It doesn't mean they actually got together turn off your shipping brain.

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Sure and America definitely didn't talk about it in an interview

🌄cabininthewoodscore follow

😭😭😭😭😭 The link just goes to a 404 page NNNNOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

#usuk ship real is the only conspiracy theory i'll believe

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🐸enby-froggy follow

did anyone else see h/bomber/guy's new video??? PLEASE someone put that man in witness protection or something before K*rkland gets him

🍝spaghetti-breaker follow

wasn't he originally supposed to talk about that one bbc pirate show?

🐸enby-froggy follow

spaghetti-breaker He was but he ended up going off-track after he found some reddit post that led him down a rabbit hole of research. tl;dr: K*irkland yo-hoe-hoeing isn't just a meme

🦐butisbugsshrimp follow

I'm more worried about dickland's teaboo white knights getting him tbh

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Lmao looks like he saw it!

#wait a min i gotta search something #THE VIDEO IS ALMOST 3 HOURS WTF #now i gotta watch

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dylan's collab with mr canada was just them trying to out-do each other with all the gay jokes sjflsfjsifhsifjsij someone make one of those 10 hour videos with just the cuts of that please? 🙏🏼

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SOMEONE DID FUCK YEAH!!!

#canada nation person #vintage baker man #someone send me the video i refuse to download tiktok

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🎲dev1ld1c3 follow

If we try hard enough, do you guys think we can convince Mr. Denmark to do a girl month donation goal?

🛸area51searchandrescue follow

Tbh I'm surprised he doesn't have a subscription goal like that already

🔦berwaldsfleshlight follow

There's a rumour he's trying to convince Jones and Beilschmidt to do it with him first before he makes the goal official

#pretty sure those two dont need convincing

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[1800-page-not-found]

Omg yjh being all "bromance with kdj is over... sad boi hours moment" wait what about the constellations?!?

Uriel would either be, my brotp!!! Or slay kdj

Constellations reacting to kdj getting kisses from you--link of kimco reactions

Uriel's reaction

[the constellation 'Demon-Like Judge of Fire' wants to request baby names]

[the constellation 'Demon-Like Judge of Fire' wants to be an auntie to your children]

She'd be really excited over this relationship

yk how sometimes people will ship characters with different people, (ex. someone shipping kdjxyjh and hsyxkdj or something??)

but instead, its uriel who ships kdjxyjh and kdjxyou

she's really happy

gifts a bunch of coins

Sun Wukong's reaction

pulls his hair out

our balding man frfr

can't believe he has to witness more romance in the future

but he supports kdj so he accepts it

threatens to beat u up if u break kdj's heart

Abyssal Black Flame Dragon's reaction

this kid is hella mad

like-

you incarnations are in the MIDDLE OF AN APOCOLYPSE?

isn't there supposed to be blood and fighting and shit?

one of those teens that go 'ew love'

turns emo

Secretive Plotter's reaction

doesn't really know how to feel tbh

mix of emotions

if he was in persoon he'd be like "woo hoo."

unenthusiastic about this

whenever you guys do something romantic, he becomes silent

watches the two of you intensely from now on

Dionysus's reaction

giggles like his favorite ship came true

encourages you two to drink alcohol

you guys flat-out reject this guy lmao

[ronkeyroo]

Hi! I'm the amalgamation of every soul who ever left any positive comment or piece of support on your art; past present or future. You had something you wanted to tell us?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE ANON HNGHFN, You've left a conflicted, yet all the more warm smile on my face.

Each and every kind soul that shared their support and love with me throughout my struggles is an individual i want to cherish and thank personally ;_;) To cover everything with a blanket Thank you is always something I can do, and if im blessed by an abundance of people far greater in realistic measure to be able to thank individually - I will. But right now, i want to focus on recovering from my blockage, to learn to experience how its like to communicate with people again; Granted, i am going through such a hectic, stressful period in my life - That even that still proves to be a slow process, but its one im willing to put my heart and effort into whenever the time and energy rises for it ;A;

But alright alright, I WILL take the opportunity still!

Everyone, if there's anything I could tell you right now: Please... Imagine me extending out my dumb werewolf arms to hoist you all into a warm hug; my eyes starry and my lip quivering...MAKE SURE YOU STAY WARM THIS WINTER OKAY ITS FUCKING COLD ,GET YOURSELF A HEATBAG AND A CUTE PAIR OF FLUFFY SOCKS, DRINK PLENTY AND PISS PLENTY TOO OKAY, WHEN YOU DONT DRINK IT LITERALLY CREATES A STRESS RESPONSE IN THE BODY YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN BE AWARE OF AND THAT MESS FUCKS WITH YOU ESP IF YOU ALREADY DEALIN WITH SOMETHIN. I KNOW ITS TEDIOUS TO DRINK WATER ALL THE TIME SO JUST MIX IT UP WITH THINLY SLICED CUCUMBERS, MINT LEAVES, AND LEMON AND LEAVE THAT GOODINESS IN A BOTTLE OVERNIGHT, IT COMES OUT HELLA REFRESHING, TASTY, AND YOU GET DEM H20 INTO YOUR BODY WITHOUT IT BEING BORING. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BY BEING KIND TO YOUR BODY AND UR INNER SELF , nONE OF THAT SELF SACRIFICIAL/BERATING SHIT, YOU DON NEED THAT. And lastly - Thank you, thank you for being here to share in the joy, for loving my work and hyping me up whenever I upload ;_;) I keep repeating myself like that one red vox song from my spotify wrapped but i screw it ill say it again; I love being here with you all so much, and i couldn't have asked for a better platform for all of our silly, heartful and disastrous wonderful shenanigans ♥

[9800sblog]

Hey freeeen! I was wondering if you can do a tarot reading about Mingi’s future spouse? Examples like Are they a foreigner, are they in the entertainment industry, their personality, what’s their possible physical appearance, their relationship dynamic? Thank you in advance if you do this request! - 🪼

mingi tarot reading

his future spouse

do I have his energy permission to do and share this reading? ace of pentacles

ethnicity, race, nationality

probably mixed, one of the parents is darker, the song fly me to the moon came up, they were probably born on the other side of the world, very far from him. there's constant image of yin-yang in the cards which points out the sun/moon difference of both ethnicities and nationalities. and with the ace of pentacles and 4 of pentacles reversed, I don't think he will marry inside his race, it's not that he has a preference, it just happens that he'll find his person elsewhere.

career and fame

they do work in entertainment, but they are not a major celebrity, I don't think mingi would feel safe or relate to someone like that. the cards show they made a career investment that's gonna grow in the future, so they will get more famous but not in the moment. I don't know how famous they would get, but I think those two will work together often. definitely not an idol.

personality

innovative, creative, intelligent, strong as fuck, they went through a lot of shit and they felt lonely, probably has trust issues. prone to overwhelming themselves mentally and physically, probably not on purpose, their body seems weak so they're extra sharp minded. this person knows how to deal with people, they know how to find middle ground, fix problems in a way that everyone is satisfied, they have positive mindset, looking at the potential and the bigger picture. they care a lot about their appearance and reputation (fits mingi), they seem to like simple life (like mingi), slow and calm, mindful and grounded, I can see these two growing a little garden together for sure and loving the bugs visiting, matter of fact, they'll probably have many pets together. they're not opposed to partying, drinking and all that type of fun, it's just not their daily thoughts, "I'll go if you go" with these two. perfectionist, detailed, sharp communication; reading for mingi is always easy but I have a hard time putting things into words with him, with this person, it's all coming through smoothly, they're precise, complimenting each other's weaknesses. it's interesting, I've worked with other people that claim they're private and they always share very little on the readings, this person does not shut up tho. i think they're like "if you talk to me, I'll talk to you". most people think they're innocent and sweet, angel vibes, they're private and family focused, they constantly giving me mom vibe. oh yeah this person struggles a lot, very uncomfortable like all the time.

appearance

mingi said "coffee with milk", light appearance, light makeup, simple clothes, extra fashionable but not super out there, they dress for the occasion without putting comfort aside, pretty conservative, again, they're private. they're exactly what you would think mingi's type is, they're super super similar. they look a little vintage, often uncomfortable, nervous, fidgeting, they're an "ideal" type of appearance, easy beauty, everyone agrees they're pretty. really, angelic vibes, may look younger, more innocent, they look like they haven't forgotten what it's like to be a child. if you see them, you see mingi, and vice versa, they always together, they look like best friends and lovers, in their own little world but not closed off. they look hella romantic, relationship goals, straight out of a TV.

dynamic

acts of service, emotional and physical safety, work buddies, partners in crime, mingi's a major simp only for them. gossiping a bunch together, pranks, getting into trouble because they know they can get away with it, sex anywhere, they really compliment each other, they're definition of yin-yang, they're OBSESSED with each other, I don't think it would take them long to make their relationship public, and everyone would know already. kids are a major point for this couple, they definitely want the house, the kids, pets and legacy, heritage is important, that's the goal, it seems. they work really so well together, those that don't know them well would think they're faking and there's no way.

[the-fire-bubble]

Summer Mocktail -Cherry Lime Cucumber

Shit you'll need

Cucumber (1 whole one sliced)

Ghost Energy Can in flavor Cherry Limeade (can swap for can of frozen cherry limeade from freezer section if caffeine is too much for your heart)

Lime Juice

Gatorade Electrolyte Mix in flavor Cherry Lime

Blender bottle

Jigger (or shot glass for measuring)

Fuckton of water

First things first, take your Cucumber, slice it. (Slice dice cube whatever. Make it smaller pieces that can fit into a big cup or pitcher or jar)

Put slices into big container (Jar, Pitcher, Tall Starbucks Reusable Cup from the thrift store, whatever is hella tall and bigger than your cuce slices)

Fill with water and leave for either a few hours or overnight. (Idk how much time or patience you got. Minimum an hour and a half tho) Refrigerate

Grab your blender bottle, packet of Gatorade mix, can of Ghost drink, jigger, lime juice, and be near your water source (brita pitcher, tap sink, whatevs you drink your water from)

Start by opening the Gatorade electrolyte mix, dump the full packet in

Fill the bottle with Cucumber Water about 3/4 of the way full

Pour Lime juice (I usually do a few squirts)

Take your jigger (or shot glass) and measure about 3/4 to a full shot of Ghost energy Drink

Fill the rest of the way with regular water (assuming you don't have a huge pitcher of Cucumber water, if you do, more Cucumber water here is fine too)

Replace lid on blender bottle and shake it up

Boom! A refreshing Cherry Limeade Cucumber Mocktail perfect for summer

😎 Serve chilled and/or on the rocks if so desired

[marengogo]

Veeeeery quick update as I am feeling like shit due to wrong selections mainly mixing wrong food with wrong drinks made by yours truly 😷😷😷, but indeed: THIS HAPPENED.

When I tell you I was WAY TOO EXCITED; I WAS WAY TOO EXCITED.

I bought a whole bottle of wine, I was that happy and completely scared the ARMY on my left I AM SURE, but the ones on my right I was vibing with so well, we sang all songs together and it was amazing (one was Joonie bias and the other was Yoongi bias).

Now I really wanted to exchange contact with the ARMYs I vibed with but that wine i chose ... wrong idea most likely. ANYWAYS, I have more videos from the whole thing which you will NEVER SEE because I can't stand the sound I my voice jesus I sound like something human ears should never have to be tortured with but YES:

IT WAS HELLA FUN.

One thing I will say though is that my cinema was CRAAAAAAZY FOR THE RAP-LINE, like, every time they appeared someone "died" screaming 👀

So you know me ... whenever anyone from the vocal-line showed up, I showed out 😂😂😂😂.

ANYWAYS, it was fun and now I just need to rest my ass up and have my stomach recover the bottle of wine I bought at the cinema for the shoe DEFINTELY DIDN'T help.

Hope everyone is alright and hope you all had a great Sunday!

Always respectfully yours,

Marengo.

[groovetrill]

B-b-brakence

Dro-Dro-Dropped out, I was 17

Wasting all my money, mixing dope and LSD

Man, mama said "Don't get ahead of me"

But I don't wanna finish college, I got hella dreams

Well, I don't know what's gotten into me

Ever since I stopped pretending, it was history

Dropped out, I was 17

Now I've got more freedom than I've ever seen

Life don't have directions

And I been tryin' to quarantine

The thought of heaven in the meantime

I've realized I've been there before

All the doors are closed

Wanted so much more

Now it's nice to know

There's no inner me

Or a victory

It's all costumes, funny dances to-

(I can do anything)

Dro-Dro-Dropped out, I was 17

Wasting all my money, mixing dope and LSD

Man, mama said, "Don't get ahead of me"

But I don't wanna finish college, I got hella dreams

Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into me

Ever since I stopped pretending, it was history

I dropped out, I was 17

Now I've got more freedom than I've ever seen

I dropped out, now I pop out

At Nobu in a Bentley coupe

With the top down, my smile white

My skin glow and I smell good too

And I work hard, I save money

I don't drink, 'cause it make me sick

And I wonder how my teachers feel

When they hear my song, thought I wouldn't be shit, oh, yeah

[prince-the-computer-genius]

🍷 - Do you Drink?

“Yes I do, but it also depends on the mood, if I want a relaxing night in I drink my favorite red wine. If I’m stressed and going through it I bust out a bottle of vodka or soju and down that shit like there’s no tomorrow. And if I’m out partying and feeling hella good then that Hennessy and Don Julio 1942 is coming out along with some Fae alcohol mixed in bc human alcohol taste good but it don’t do shit.”

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

“I don’t smoke weed or cigarettes but I do have a vape so does that count? “

♥ - Do you like anyone?

“Well I thought I did. But he and I haven’t spoken since I was living in New Orleans. I often think about him to this day, wondering what we could’ve been but it is what it is.” Prince says sadly.

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

“Spooky season. Halloween is my favorite holiday and I celebrate it every year. I just love scary things and all the costumes, candy, decorations. Halloween is so under appreciated because everyone skips over it and goes straight to Christmas.”

[melodyofthevoid]

50 :3

Favorite alcohol... I'll admit, Ginger. This is harder than I expected because I know jack shit about alcohol. I don't really drink, and the amount of information I've retained from outside sources is minimal at best.

Mariza: Probs an ale/beer person. Doesn't seem all that picky in terms of what she can get her hands on and cares even less when feeling the effects.

Delta: Generally not picky but for some reason I could see her liking something hella specific like bourbon or something. Idk

Samira: They would do straight shots of tequila and not flinch.

Larus: Absolute lightweight, probably has one beer and loses it.

Dahlia: Loves wine/mead/ciders. Doesn't affect her all that much but she likes to vibe

Ebeko: Doesn't mix well with alcohol. It's flammable my guy

Willow: Wine. Is def an alcoholic but likes wine the best. Wine aunt.

Jackie: Doesn't partake much but dabbles in a bit of whiskey once in a blue moon. (Willow hates the stuff so that's the only reason she'll keep it on hand)

Louis: Doesn't drink. Neither does Sylvia

Illia: Like (1) fancy drink that's 90% alcohol and 10% fruit juice.

Riker and Raya: Beer, nothin fancy.

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

COOKING WITH MAT:

chop an onion. cry over a boy. the onion is ur excuse.

Ok next take your minced chicken and leave it out to thaw a lil

And then cut up two tomato and swear at how blunt your knife is

OIL DA PAN (not me, the deep- pan. Enough so that the bottom is covered in oil)

PUT THE JEERA IN. NOW. IT WONT SPLATTER I PROMISE

oh I forgot to say put the thingy on medium high heat so um TURN THE STOVE ON

Put turmeric and red chili powder and DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LET URSELF GET BURNED BY THE OIL SPLATTER

think about Thai iced tea

Garlic paste BOOM

ginger paste BOOM

stir and leave that bitch alone

Idk if I said put onion in but that was supposed to happen after the jeera

LET THE ONION GET BROWN. LIKE HELLA BROWN.

Okay I lowkey died

Ummmm put the tomatoes in CAREFUL THEY WILL SPLATTER BC OF THE WATER CoNTENT

Stir

Put a lid

Keep lid for five mins

Hit ur friends up

Drink some water

OK NO HOPEFULLY THE TOMATOES IN THE POT ARE SQUISHY

Put the minced chicken in and cut it up with your spoon to make it look like pastina or sm shit

COVER WITH LID

five mins later there should be water coming out of the chicken

Mix that shit in

Leave for another five minutes

BOOm

Hopefully if u did that right you just made chicken keema 😁😁😁

(I burned myself twice making this)

[done-drinking]

Had a bad week of drinking since my last posts. Only one beer tonight, going to be hitting the gym in the morning tomorrow. Finally making some jerky, hope it comes out well, this seems like itll be a mint batch.

Payed for my bartending course today as well, hopefully be good at that and can start making money mixing drinks soon. Classes arent till next month though, ngl im hella anxious about them and trying hard to constantly tell myself i can do it.

Im capable of doing and learning shit, just gotta constantly tell myself that and stop thinking i cant do it with literally everything.

Praying for some peace of mind.

[tadpoleatemybrain]

Having a lot of thoughts about vampire alcohol right now

Tw: blood, alcohol

Ok, so obviously, if they drink wine, it taste like shit to them. So, they need a different method. My headcanon is that substances in blood can affect vampires. Alcohol is one of them.

This is what I think happened with Astarion and the bear. That the bear had had some fermented fruit and been a little drunk, and since Astarion drank the bear dry, he got wasted. Which was probably not a thing he knew could happen.

In my modern au, bloodwine is now mass manufactured. I'm going to assume there are regulations on how that's done. Assuming a traditional route.

.20% BAC can render someone unconscious

So I'm gonna say that's probably the limit.

The maximum recommended limit for drawing blood is 550 ml. That's a little over 2 cups. A bottle of wine is usually 750 ml.

Now we are playing in a fantasy setting, so maybe the blood bags can be given something that increases their output or replenishment rates. They probably water it down to. Mix in some other blood without alcohol in it. Really stretch it out. But still, it would be difficult to produce a lot.

They could have also developed a way to put alcohol into the synethic and subvert the whole getting people dangerously intoxicated thing.

Vampires probably also get drunk very quickly and probably don't need much to get drunk.

Bloodwine is also probably hella expensive, so going to the bar and taking someone home is probably the preferred option. Ethically dubious, but certainly cheaper.

If anyone knows more about this feel free to correct me despite working in SUD Tx for 4 years I still know nothing