#that no mortal should possess 🥺

[palespawn]

astarion’s love language for anyone interested is unsurprisingly words of affirmation and acts of service, like helping him ascend

[temis-de-leon]

Please make sure to take care of yourself 🥺 Write whenever you feel like it and when you have the time but don't force yourself to write 😤 - Romance Anon

Crush hugging him because of a horror movie - 500 F.C.

Characters: Diavolo x gn!reader

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Requested by: Romance anon

A/N: Toni Colette, the woman that you are. And thank you Romance, for your never-ending patience <3

C/W: a bit suggestive there at the beginning, pinning, very vague description of Hereditary's ending

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He would be lying if he said having you so close to him, practically sitting on his lap, while moaning a myriad of ‘oh my God’, ‘please, God’ and, his personal favourite, ‘Dia, Dia, Dia…!’ wasn’t affecting him in the slightest. It was, and heavily; he just wished it took place under different circumstances.

Mainly because he was low-key freaking out too, although not as much as you.

Having seen a fair number of sinners, he knew some mortal minds weren’t simple or kind, which made the darkness of life and the suffering of others a rather pleasurable affair for them. It was fascinating, apparently, a broadly studied aspect of human society, and not just one of many media genres, that propelled the pharmaceutical and therapeutic intervention businesses; a cause and a consequence, something that should’ve been avoided or couldn’t have been helped.

And yet, out of all horrors, you chose a demonic possession movie? Were you trying to tease him?

Paimon wasn’t even that bad once you got the chance to meet him properly! He was an erudite whose knowledge covered all the arts, philosophy and science. A friend of Lucifer’s, keen on reciprocity foremost and eager to start a conversation with anyone who offered him the same amount of time and interest as he did. Unfortunately, Diavolo had the tiny suspicion you wouldn’t be in the mood to meet the captivating demon, nor his demanding dromedary, after watching the disturbing movie, but you should really give it a try!

He could still understand you, though.

“Oh, dear” he said in a quiet breath as the boy on the screen slowly turned around and miraculously missed his mother crawling on the walls.

Your eyes, which had been previously peeking between your fingers, closed shut. You turned to press your face against his chest again and he deeply hoped your fear kept you from noticing the rapid beating of his heart and the way his hand closed around your waist to bring you closer. His cheeks burned, not bothering to hide an enamoured smile. There was no use in doing so when you were trying so hard to disappear from the world amongst the creases of his uniform.

Still, you had asked him to watch the film together and he would be more than damned if he disappointed you in such a trivial matter, so he forced himself to look at the screen intensely, even when a naked man loomed from the shadows and the boy had to run away for his life, tripping and falling and barely climbing to the attic on time.

“I have to say, MC” he mustered, eyes open wide as the woman (Annie?) violently banged her head against the trap door while Peter cried in desperation from the other side. “I can’t understand the appeal of watching this. When you said you wanted a movie night, I thought you’d choose something… tamer”

More romantic is what he wanted to say. Diavolo had hoped to understand love from a human standpoint and see what you liked in order to do the same. Rose petals and champagne by the fireplace? Or shopping and dining in the most expensive places in the Devildom? Dancing in the rain? Stargazing? As observant as he was, he had no clue whether you reciprocated his infatuation, so, sadly, he preferred having your full attention on him whenever he showed his feelings; and at that moment not even an emergency would’ve made you let go of his embrace. It's not like he would ever complain about that, anyway.

“I didn’t want to watch the movie alone” you finally whimpered, letting go only enough to look up at him. “And I figured if someone could make me feel protected it would be you”

Your glassy eyes vaguely reflected his speechless expression and, suddenly, he was aware of everything. The weight of your body against his, bringing warmth and comfort, the smell of your clothes and the softness of your skin; your scared pouting and embarrassed blushing. Not knowing what to do with it anymore, he let his free hand awkwardly drop over your calves and immediately almost imploded when you instinctively tucked even closer.

There was no noise for a blissful moment, save for the heavy breathing and the buzzing coming from the speakers, and Diavolo briefly asked himself if a horror movie was still a good background for a love confession.

Then, a wet sound; a sawing motion.

You slowly turned to the gigantic TV, impending doom in your expression quickly morphing into heavy distress when the mother appeared once more on the screen. Your appalled scream almost made him cover his ears before you hid your face in his chest one final time.

“OH MY GOD, DIA, OH MY GOD”

Diavolo just hoped Barbatos wouldn’t ask any questions in the morning.

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Taglist: @ilovecandys2010 @ollieoven @kingofspadesdelusion @whimsybloom

[sea-lanterns]

noooo the mention of dragon eula 🥹 my sweet bbygirl... aaaa eula the proud and noble ice beast who dwells in dragonspine... when the people of mondstadt sacrifice you to the ice dragon that dwells there without even any protective garments against the snow... eula who is initially annoyed by the prospect of having company on her solitary mountain, but when she sees the way you tremble from the extreme weather, she gathers you into her dwelling and bundles you up against her and she's surprisingly warm!!

but also eula the prideful ice beast who yearns to have a whole litter of children with you to prove her noble race is capable of breeding with the best of women—you—and how she may seem so aloof and distant but when it comes to you all other things like her pride and disattachment melt away. what she feels in her heart is a puzzling sensation of... fondness, she daresays, and it should be beneath her to experience such sensations towards a lesser being, but when it comes to you she is ever so sweet and at your beck and call.

eula the ice beast of dragonspine, who terrifies mortal men at the mere mention of her name, and yet casts the most picturesque figure of beauty and grace as she dances amidst the snowflowers and crystals of her dwelling, before noticing the way you stand agape, and extending a hand to you in invitation!! and when you slow dance with her, her tail wraps around you both and try as she might to ignore it, a rumbly purr growls possessively in her throat as she sways with her bride 💃

aaaa eula my love 🥹🫶 imagine that once you've gained her mating mark, you gain an immunity to the cold, and are now able to traverse dragonspine freely, too! not that there's anywhere else you'd want to be, rather than there in here arms.

- sincerely, a very passionate eula lover

Going a little insane at the thought of Dragon Eula warming up her bride begrudgingly 🥺

Like, she wants her own solitude up in the mountains, not really wanting a bride in the first place, yet when she sees how you’re shivering in such thin attire, poor Eula just feels so entitled to your safety and growls before dragging you into her cave to heat you up <3

You wake up from your cold nap to find yourself sitting on the lap of the tall, towering, ice dragon of Dragonspine. Eula staring down at you while you’re buried in her feathery and scaly chest as the body heat shared between you is enough to finally warm you up. You can’t see her face but Eula is practically blushing, trying to play off the “cold and mean” part of her personality whilst trying not to admire how small and soft you are…

Eula may not have wanted a bride, but judging by the way she’s gently petting your head and blowing hot steam into your face, it’s safe to say that she’s slowly growing attached 💕

[meteor752]

Some silly Odyhermes ideas:

While I see Ody as bottom with Zeus or Poseidon, I think he'd definitely be a switch with Hermes 👀

Odysseus doesn't know that Hermes is his great grandfather, Hermes thinks that Ody actually knows, so he doesn't say anything. Ody realizes the truth only when Hermes tells him a funny story about Autolycus, his demigod, shapeshifting son, and Ody is like "what? that was my grandfather??". Hermes is just confused for a minute.

Hermes is really possessive, despite his silly guy persona. His blood (ichor?) boils when Calypso throws herself at Ody. He gets angry seeing the rivarly between Poseidon and Odysseus, whether it's shippy or not. And he gets annoyed, when Ody talks about Penelope, or spends time with her. He tries to somewhat tolerate her, but he does poor job at it.

Ody doesn't believe in Hermes' story, about baby Hermes making a lyre out of a turtle, and killing the immortal cattle of Apollo. That is, until Hermes "jokingly" wants to show Ody how he did it. He drops it seeing Ody getting flashbacks about Eury killing the cattle. He may be a little shit, but he still cares for Ody, and doesn't want to see him distressed 🥺

Ody usually can't see Hermes' eyes (typical hc in this fandom lol). When he does, it's either when Hermes gets really serious about some topic, or when Hermes is acting like a silly guy in love, making him lose his helmet, when his guard is down. Ody thinks his (probably inhuman) eyes are pretty, but he won't say that.

Hermes, despite everything, is a really sweet boyfriend. Whenever Ody tells Athena about Hermes, she gets snnoyed. Hermes would talk about how cute and smart Ody is, when he's with Hades or Persephone, doing his job.

I thinks that's all of these? I just really like this rarepair ���👈

How did I become the person people come to for Odyhermes things. Like I don’t mind but like still huh

(Also, I wanna make it clear that while I do love Odyhermes, I love it in like a slightly unhealthy context, with a clear power imbalance and a very obsessive Hermes. That shit’s my jam people)

I once saw someone say that Hermes has the vibe of either a mean dom or a bratty sub, and like I couldn’t agree more, and I say both. He’d probably enjoy it a lot when Ody takes control (even tho he’s being a menace about it), but he also likes putting his mortal in his place

Poor Ody would probably have a bit of a crisis and possibly be a bit weirded out over the fact that Hermes is related to him, and like poor silly guy just has no idea why because his family is basically just incest, he has no idea that it’s seen as bad for mortals. (Ody has even more of a crisis when he realises he’s fucking related to both the Cyclops and Poseidon)

Dude I liiiiiiiive for possessive Hermes (case that wasn’t clear lol). Especially him being extremely jealous at basically every god who interacts with his mortal. He’s more fine with it when it’s other mortals, since he sees the majority of them as “lesser”, but Penelope does get on his nerves occasionally.

Hermes does not understand the concept of PTSD, or why sometimes when he does certain things or mention certain people his mortal gets all distressed and upset, but he does try and correct himself when he can. Maybe he should ask Dionysus about that

I imagine the first time Ody saw Hermes eyes it was by like, complete accident, like they were both a lil drunk and Hermes accidentally knocked into a low hanging branch of a tree, and his lil helmet just flew off, and the messenger god was to busy giggling to even notice. Despite their haunting emptiness (I have always headcanoned Hermes eyes to be just the sclera, which is why he tends to hide them, he thinks they look boring), Ody finds them strangely beautiful. So if Hermes allows his helmet to come off a little more often when with his mortal, or if he “accidentally” forgets to put it on sometimes, well neither of them comment on it.

Oh Hermes will just never shut up about Odysseus. The messenger god is a gossip and a chatter box, so he usually fills the silence in some way, no matter who he’s with, though it’s usually discussions about the happenings on mount Olympus. The moment he met Ody tho, he was all that mattered to him. When he wasn’t watching his mortal, he was chattering about him to anyone who would listen, which is for the most part not a lot of people, as one can only stand Hermes for so long. But even his usual conversation partners, Apollo, Hestia, Thanatos, Iris, Dionysus, grew kinda tired of hearing about this one mortal and his escapades. Wing boy don’t care tho, he will hover after his targets, chittering away, until they either attack him or try to rip their own ears off. That won’t stop him though.

Odyhermes shippers, feel very free to rant to me about the ship. This is a safe space and I love having you here, even tho I’m confused. We’re scarce but we’re strong!

[chaotic-vibes-only-please]

you’re delirium post ( which was *chef’s kiss* btw ) got me thinking— what if (y/n) DID get pregnant ?? how would yandere ej react , then ?

(Good Question! And thank you bestie 🥺)

Yandere Eyeless Jack Pregnancy Reaction Headcanons

He'd be both equally content and terrified. Not just anything can scare this man, but a baby? Yes.

Jack will stop all harmful punishments including mental/Psychological methods. He understands that you're going to be weaker and doesn't want to accidently hurt you too much or the baby

Would surprisingly let you choose if you want to keep it or not. Jack himself doesn't know if he'd rather you get an abortion or raise the child. It wasn't like he planned to get you pregnant, his heat came early and this was unexpected. Jack has boundaries when it comes to his cruelty since this is a sensitive matter that involves both of you

But, his demon is proud that you two have got your own pup coming along. Speaking of instincts, he will be extremely over protective if you do choose to keep the baby. Won't let anyone of the other creeps near a ten foot radius of you. Would growl and gnash his teeth at anyone who tries to come close.

Reads all about Maternal care and gynecology text books from his library of medical subjects, studies them closely.

Lays his head on your belly as much as possible. He likes it because he's close to you and your child. His hands are always on it too

Will be so much sweeter/ kinder. Like I'm talking breakfast in bed, massages, and cuddles on the couch. Would make you take every pre-marital vitamin you can. Checks on the baby using his medical knowledge and equipment. Makes sure your as healthy as possible

But of courseJack is still a yandere, so he will use this situation to its full advantage. Even though he'd never actually hurt the baby, if you try escaping he'll threaten to eat it. This is the perfect way to keep you under his control and trapped by his side forever

Jack has a sick sense of desire knowing that it's his pup growing inside of you. It fuels his possessive side to the max. Also boosts his ego in a wierd way

On another note, he does not know anything about children. Jack will probably do a lot of research regarding what parenting techniques work best. He puts in a surprising amount of effort. After all, it's still his child, his own flesh in blood.

Is also terrified about losing you because if the baby is demon or part demon, he is clueless as to what will happen to your weak mortal body. He always has that anxiety swinging over his head

Jack can't remember his own parents, he doesn't know how dad's are supposed to act and is secretly insecure and scared about accidently screwing up the kid's life. For the big bad intimidating cold blooded person he is, this is new for him to feel

This may be your chance to gain back some freedom by telling him that he should let you live back in your old house so that if the kid looks/acts human, they can be raised normally

[nadiasatrinava]

You’ve mentioned the prakran werewolf myth a couple of times and what if nadia was a werewolf 👀 wouldn’t be hot👀 I’m not saying you should write about it👀 Unless-👀

I think this went darker and violent than what you wanted. No steamy stuff I’m afraid, my dear anon. I’ve never really written for werewolves but here you go… I’ve tried my best *presents this shamble of a story* 🥺

Inspired by Florence & the Machine’s Howl

Warnings: violence, gore

Werewolf Nadia x MC

It’s a full moon. The beast is awake and leaves bloody tracks in her wake. She is no longer of mortal flesh as she runs on bloodied paws, bathed in the cold light of the moon. She howls blood-soaked omens to the moon that breaks the darkness of the night with a mouth frozen in a maddened snarl, baring rows of sharp teeth ready to tear into flesh. 

She devises the ruin of those who dared steal her precious MC from under her. The beast has been sleeping dormant until this night. Nadia had tried to reign it in but MC is in peril. The monster had reared its ugly head and it’s second nature for Nadia to fall into the intrinsic precedence of her wolf.

Her transformation had been bloody and painful. Her bones breaking and fusing with vicious cohesion into an exoskeleton of violence that hides her teetering humanity. The beast howls and the ancient call of the hunt thrums through her blood.

She shoots in between treelines with unnatural grace and dexterity. Her tyrian fur gleaming under the moonlight that fuels the animal within to howl, to hunt, to beat her paw against the unyielding ground and leave destruction in her wake.

Nadia catches scent and she picks up her speed. She lets out her vexation in a threatening growl. How dare those filthy scoundrels to lay their undeserving hands on her MC.

Nadia had always been a possessive and protective lover but her wolf… Her wolf takes it to the extreme. Her wolf knows no lines when MC is in the jaws of danger. It speaks only in thundering ultimatums.

Her beloved is in danger and so she sheds her humanity and embodies the wolf written in among the myths the young and the old alike fear.

They had challenged her to play their foolish little game by using MC as leverage. That was their first and certainly their last mistake. Nadia knows their game better than they could ever hope to. It’s written on her bones as it was for those that came before her.

She knows how to play this archaic sport. Knows the mechanics of a hunt the way she knows her clockwork. Knows how easy it is for her claws to tear into flesh and her teeth to rip the throats of those who oppose her.

She stays in the shadows as they gather around in a small clearing with a bound and gagged MC right in the middle of it all. The beast becomes enraged every passing second but Nadia knows the value of silence and staying in the shadows.

For if there ever was a fear that men were born with, it's the fear of the unknown.

The last thing they see are gleaming fangs bared and enraged bright blood-red eyes. Her fangs rip throats and limbs, claws digging deep enough to pierce through torsos. The wolf opens its jaws to feast. She’s strategic in her kills. In her chaos there is calculation. Blood and flesh stain the forest ground until she satiates the ancient need that demands to be filled claws its way out of her skin, to devour.  

They scream for the Gods and the Arcanas. But none of them can save them now. Not when her wolf and wrath are unbound. Not when Nadia stands in between them and their pleas. Her wolf revels in the adrenaline and power of a righteous kill. There is no doubt nor terror in her heart now.

It ends when the screaming finally ceases and Nadia is panting with slight exhaustion. Relief washes out the bloodlust as she sees MC is relatively unharmed. Her tyrian fur soaked in blood as she delicately approaches a quivering MC. There is relief and awe in their eyes, yet it is the tinge of fear that makes Nadia stop in her tracks. She wants to speak, wants to comfort MC and take them in her arms.

She bows her head and gently brushes her temple against MC’s throat as an offer of peace. She’d never dream of her hurting her beloved. MC must know that.

She undoes the rope restraining MC with a tug of her teeth, so gentle and so sweet, before pulling back. MC collapses against her, muscles sore from being tied for so long. Nadia gently licks their fingers as a show of affection.

She blinks and MC shivers.

[trinrose3]

I forefit all my mortal possessions to Amelia 🥺

Good good as you should

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Some more CW: cursing,sexual themes and mentions of mental illness

P.S: green

197:just do not

198:token mentally stable friend

199:he didn’t get mesmerized by ass he’s gay (/j)

200:HIS NAMES KAI HES TRANS

201:who hurt you? Olive oil

202: This whole generation is fucked so why don’t we get fucked in style

203:anyways I wanna die 😜 (this ones so cringe sorry)

204:I’m sorry you might have broken your arm and your mum won’t be back in two hours so here’s a moaning fish emoji to cheer you up

205:I would throw my baby at you

206: She looks possessed in a cute way

207: I am immune to the mortal desire to simp

208: I headcannon him as an alcoholic

209: do you like cults?

210:may they rest in hell

211:I am going to throw water bottles at you

212: I want to throw that child out the window (boo, tomato,tomato,)

213: Stfu :]

214: Wait who’s the pussy fart and who’s the pussy fart in the relationship

215: *elegantly fans out fan*

216: His hair?fuck no.his face?I’ve seen pickles that look more handsome

217: Wait who’s the kitten now?

218:wow you must either life a sad life or have a fucked sleep schedule or in my case both

219: Why has everyone labeled me as a manipulative bitch cus of the month I was born in

220:shit up your jar of roasted cashews

221: ✨ Milfs ✨

222: twosday didn’t land on a Wednesday for me and now I’m sick🥰😍😍😘😘😘😘

223: my kidneys are not slaying fucking help

224: THE AROS AND ACES WILL TAKE THE ROMOS AND PENETRATED HOLOS AND MAKE IT PLATONIC

225: You’re a cool kind of bitch he’s a bitchy bitch so don’t worry

226:Sans x Garfield 4life

227: I just wheezed…..am i a Weezer

228: you chihuahua ass bitch

229: well fuck me in Spanish and call me daddy duo

300: *angry hon’s* -17:14

153: *remastered* nyehehe body dysphoria my arch nemesis

301: Omfg I should make a y/n x Weezer fic

302: Honestly tired of writing in English google translate will be your new friend

303: Hopefully i’ll have Velcro balls soon

304: Allo people scare me

305: *slides in and trips platonically* hey B]

306: YAY ITS THE GAY MF’S

307: poppy stinky alert 🥺🥺🥺

308: phantom penis my beloved

309: cannibalism I love it 👍

310: I COULD HAVE SENT SHREK VORE

311: TW: homosexuality

312: L-L-L-Llyodie poo 🥺🥺🥺

313: FUCKING DAHR MAN IN MY DREAM IS NOT LUCKY

314: I would tell you the most colourful of curses that a pride parade would look dull

315: sans has no reproductive organs,no skin,no dick,no balls and definitely no bitches

316:I bet it tastes like blue

317: Brain queer-both confused and gay

318:thanks I can hit people better with this

319: gay trashcans :00

320: Omfg am i really questioning the meaning of life over material girl being a dead meme

321: nothing is timeless the only mercy we have is the blissful release of death….damn I turned emo

322: LMFAOOOO HEADBANGING RN

323:shit on my eyes baba grill

324: Kurac, definition: A DICK A COCK A MANHOOD A ROD A CUM SHOT THE PEE AIMER A MEMBER A TARGET HITTER A SPERM DELIVERY

325: now you do as I say or *spits lemon threateningly*

326: I fucked genders mother

327:KEEP THE GAY COMING

328: GOD BALLS_HAVER YET HAD NO BALLS

These would be amazing shit posts on their own

Here’s more things I said @seabunnythatlikeshorror

Tw mentions of suicide (yes I cope with humour why do you ask?)

135:tumblr is like the NYC of apps

136:love the homocidal vibes

137:you are not queer unless you used Tumblr at least once

138:sorry was laughing at my dumb ass sister

139:thanks me I knew I made a good decision to hate you

140:I haven’t eaten this good since the last day of school party

141:you’re the main character and take that as an insult

142:I’m abt remake the bible with ATLA characters

143:sleep tight don’t survive the night

144:he looks like he’s abt to say “I’m a big boy and big boys don’t cry”

145:can I freestyle about suicide?

146:can we not mention Bruce Wayne’s Emo and I’m 37 and this is deep phase thank you

147:my asexuality said no

148:if my Pinterest page doesn’t turn out like that I will commit arson

149:I don’t understand jack shit and I don’t want to

150: No, just gonna feel bad for your older self having to deal with that while trying to sleep at 1 am

151: Gonna go pray what ever the fuck that was away

*101:you know I have the pain tolerance of a youngest sibling

*108:im about to do something called a “fuck you move”

152:finally geometry has a good use

153:nyehehe body dysmorphia my arch nemesis

154:if she cuts me with that voice it would be smooth like butter

155:so you’re a simp (unlike most of these I said that irl)

156: You might be less mentally ill but at least I’m older

157:I want to gag him and not the Doja Cat way

158:she’s adorable being crushed flat

159:and you didn’t even say “bad night”

160:I hope my hamster poops on you

161:it’s like thanos

162:I deep throated a camera

163:I accidentally spat on my own face

164: I just realized something, full on Mental instability is imaging your fav characters in a music vid instead of yourself

165:your honour…they’re gay

166:don’t think you’re hot shit when you aren’t even a shit

167:damn he be rocking that my chemical romance fit tho

168:am I a furry?

169:where can I find mascara that stays after death

170:I trust him cus he screams and I kin that

171:it’s hard being a main character okay

172: eyyy * i-need-therapy-finger-guns*

173: ✨ arson✨

174:and gulag is gulag

175:Tito president of Yugoslavia my beloved

176:you made one mistake there, it’s thinking I understood anything (said that to my math teacher)

177:it’s a minion flute want me to play something on it?

178:its too early anytime for everything

179:but who’s gonna be the poop?

180: But they’re cute and traumatized

181:not attracted you mentally unstable sicko’s

182:I’m an ok sign away from killing myself

183:her existing is some sort of phobic

184:just be careful gaslighting girlbossing and gatekeeping

185: okay lover mustard’s

186:this could be an album cover in a bad way

187:he’s my fav gender

188:I found a telatubbies fic at one am again

189:not in an among us way

190:don’t ask if I have a life

191:you yawn in German

192:MY SLINKY DOESNT SLINK

193:what does support even do in rpg games? Be a therapist friend

194: What deserved that reaction the Sam and max vore or the Freddy x chucky cheese

195: another day another gay

196:why *do* birds sing so gay