#that man was a FRUIT
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Sometimes when I'm looking at Frankenstein fanart and I'll see people complain about Victor looking like a twink (cause apparently all really skinny men are twinks now), and I wonder if we read the same book. In what world is that man not a skinny thing? BRO DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF HES MALNOURISHED.
#even if they did make him a twink itd probably be accurate#that man was a FRUIT#frankenstein#victor frankenstein#gothic literature#gothic lit
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Your honor, I love them
#my art#art#gravity falls#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stan pines#old man mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#to all my sideblog followers who've seen me obsessing over them for the past few weeks#here are the fruits of my labours
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thinking abouuuuuut somno w needy! toji
but needy! toji specifically in the middle of the night and like he’s so tiiiired and desperate and ugh. I have a thing for needy, desperate, tired men pls lay off of me. Inspired by @theobsidianempress
needy! toji who wakes up hard behind you in your oh so tiny pajama shorts, warm legs tangled in his as you subconsciously push your hips further into him.
needy! toji who seemed to wake up most nights around this time, almost like his body was on an internal clock set to go off when you looked your best, all tired and a peaceful as you dream your night away.
needy! toji who never wore anything to bed besides a chain and his ring, which made your cute shuffling in the bed a problem for his now half-hard cock.
needy! toji who had fucked you once twice today, once in the morning before he left for work and once after dinner. but his appetite was never satiated when it came to you.
needy! toji who wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you impossibly closer as he grabs a handful of your tit, kneading it as he grinds into your ass.
needy! toji who was now going to take full advantage of this ‘free use’ bullshit you mentioned to him a few days back.
needy! toji who tries to be gentle, tries to keep you asleep as he satisfies you. his large, rough hands rub circles on your clit as you shift in bed, breathing heavy - unbeknownst to you.
needy! toji who dares to see how far he can take things before you wake, playfully biting your shoulder, sucking on the soft skin as he chuckles to himself when you let a quiet whine slip.
needy! toji who pulls your left leg up over his, up and out of the way so he can fish his big hands down the back of your shorts like the nasty bastard he was - shoving two of his thick fingers into your already soaked pussy from behind as soon as he finds your entrance.
needy! toji who debates finger fucking you until you wake up, deciding against it so he can hear your sweet, muffled noises when he finally pushes his throbbing cock inside of you.
needy! toji who lets a whine slip with the knowledge that you’re still asleep, so beautifully stimulated by your tight, gummy walls. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still so tight after being fucked twice already today. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still asleep.
needy! toji who didn’t realize you’ve been awake since his hands snuck under your waistband.
needy! toji who gets three full thrusts in before you’re pushing back into him with a giggle as he fills you sooo snug to the brim.
needy! toji who pushes you roughly onto your stomach once he realizes your little trick, trapping both of your legs tightly between his so he can fuck you mean like he’s wanted to all day.
needy! toji who had to be gentle this morning because you were ‘tiiiiired’ and needy! toji who let you ride him until he was spraying your insides white after dinner. needy! toji who hasn’t had the chance all day to take you like he needs, letting you get your way two too many times.
needy! toji who shoves your head into your pillow, ruffling your hair up purposefully because he’s such a meanie. “been waiting - hah.. for this, little girl” he says, the sharp jabs of his hips bringing you close to your orgasm already.
needy! toji who can’t believe how wrapped around your finger he is, can’t believe he let you fuck him how you wanted earlier today. needy! toji who can’t believe he even had any resolve to stop himself from fucking you how you deserved earlier. “been.. so.. fuckin’.. nice.. all.. goddamn.. day” he spits, each word punctuated by an aggressive, deep, slow thrust that left you breathless.
needy! toji who can’t believe how close he is already, thinking he’d be good to go for hours with how much he’s cum already today. “fuck you y/n.. your stupid.. perfect pussy’s gonna make me bust too quick,”
needy! toji who bucks into you faster now, staring at how the fat of your ass jiggles and bounces with each thrust as you yelp into your pillow. “yeah - that’s it. cum on me, squeeze me.. milk me, ma,” he begs, forcing the words out as he feels you clamp down on his length.
needy! toji who’s mad at how tight you get, mad at how dripping wet you are, mad at how incredible you look, mad at the cute noises you make, mad at how you have him so vulnerable in the moment.
needy! toji who’s mad because he knows - gun to his head, he couldn’t pull out. knife to his neck even, it’d take an act of god to pull him from your precious cunt.
needy! toji whose voice pitches up an octave or two as he cums, bearing his full body weight on your back, pumping so rough into you as you milk him dry.
needy! toji who tells you to use your shirt to clean up as he rolls back over, already snoring before you’ve got up to use the restroom.
#need itttttt#fuck#like Ohmygod#the fact that this man isn’t real and can’t actually do this to me#criminal#absolutely horrendous#bruh#fruit punch#fpoc#toji smut#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro smut#toji x you#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji smut jjk#toji x y/n
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simon considers eating your pussy as one of his three meals a day.
he undertakes the task of eating you out the same way he tackles his food; voracious, messy, starved. christ, the first time you saw him tear into a burger made you wet just from a purely pavlovian response - the wet sounds and juices around his mouth were entirely gross and off putting… and yet you couldn’t help but squeeze your thighs beneath the table while you sat opposite him.
#he’s a messy eaterrrrr#do not get that man eating soft pitted fruits#peaches plums and mangoes arent allowed in his vicinity when you’re ovulating!!#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#this is so silly but true so i have to post#stelle writes n that
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gears basket? guilty fruits??
#my art#digitalart#fanart#fruits basket#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#jack o valentine#sol badguy#that man#asuka r kreutz#happy chaos#this is the first time I’ve drawn asuka and it’s him as a literal rat 😭😭#yuki was supposed to be ky and asuka was gonna be shigure but I changed my mind at the last minute#these are heavily referenced from the manga
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my beautiful evil fruit with a disorder who just realized he has so much power over the damn demon he's also obsessed with so he spends two whole episodes only manipulating, having cat fights, smirking and looking under his eyelashes
#fruit on fruit crime#i adore him my beautiful homo who just realized he's so beautiful he has that nasty man around his finger#inspired by the tweet that pointed out he started dressing slutty instead of straight the more he talked to hannibal#will graham#hannibal nbc#hannibal#hannigram#my gifs
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cooking lessons
#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#sdv harvey#sdv gus#the context behind this is. um. this is probably from one of the mods i have installed but before i proposed to him i had a conversation#with him where he talked about absolutely fucking up on making homemade pickles and i thought back on it when i got to the point where he#asked what my favorite gift is and i was like. hmm i also like pickles irl and i like the idea of harvey running around pelican town to#get me a gift for our wedding so. harvey getting gus to help him make pickles :-)#i will be the happiest man on earth when i see him walk down that aisle with a jar of pickles#SORRY IM A FRUIT. WHATEVERRRRRRRRR#pn.art#likeee yeah i could set my fave gift as a rare item but also. im a sentimental fruity bitch who gets way too into video games. whatever.#kinda gave up on the shading halfway through so. eh#oh also yeah sure u can see it as ship art between them too literally have fun idc :-)
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to wuming, hua cheng, san lang;
happy birthday, dearest a-hong. 🦋💘
DESSERT LATER !!!!!!!! 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹(WHACK WHACK WHACK)
#a peach for immortality and love. the hualian of fruits#hua cheng means so so much to me words cannot describe how much i love this beautiful strong courageous man. he is everything to me#you don't look a day over 500 my lord enjoy yourself today mwah#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#花城0610生日快乐#its still the 9th here in america BUT I WAS TOO EXCITED ITS THE 10TH IN CHINA
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AU where Jango time travels, saves Jaster, and accidentally becomes Dooku’s controversially young boytoy and accidentally convinces him to become Obi-Wan’s master when he meets the 10 year old in the temple while avoiding Jaster in the archives and gets attached to Smolbi-Wan. He is now a stepdad. Fuck. Jaster keeps stealing the kiddo while Jango is getting his back blown out by a sorta former Sith.
#star wars#jango fett#master dooku#yan dooku#janooku#time travel#padawan obi wan#young obi wan#obi wan kenobi#jaster mereel#Jango getting into arguments with a handsome older man about issues with the republic#when suddenly he’s pressed against the bulkhead with a tongue in his mouth and wondering how that happened#three months later and Jango is wandering around the temple looking for a fruit garden#when he’s suddenly protecting a tiny redhead from being bullied by other kids and now he’s a dad again#Obi is nearly as feral as Boba it would give Jango the WORST baby fever
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💬: please speak english
🥟: that’s very nice ☝️🤭
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#they called him from the cutie department and he said IM ON DUTY AT YOUR SERVICE#gifs#if i was a fruit i would be a mango cause i cant let this man go..
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snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))
#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous fanart#mlb fanart#ladybug#mlb ladybug#chat noir#cat noir#adrienette#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#felix fathom#furuba au#i dont really know how to develope the comic story from where i left it so have some cute doodles!!!!#my favorite scenes in fruits basket are the ones with kyo surrounded by his army of cata#or any scene with kyo and yuki transformed#so fucking funny#anyway what a handsome man in the second slide 🥰🥰#and felix transformed is just a lil rat bastard (bird ver)#westy doodles
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kevin to neil in tfc
#‘easier to remain heterosexual’ brother look around you. you are in a fruit salad right now.#and you aint a fucking vegetable#‘easier to remain het’ ok self-titled queen now show me one relationship you have with a man that isn’t saturated with homoeroticism#also neil: just trying to get through the day and play exy while kevin is sighing at the sky like PLS DONT KISS BOYS#girl your lives are in danger. sort your priorities#aftg#tfc#neil josten#kevin day
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" Out of Line"
It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"

I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them
#short story#short poem#2min#spilled truth#truth#illustration#illustrator#story#inspiration#inspiring quotes#inspiringstories#eye opening#stories#poetry#praisethelord#my post#can you see it#can you hear me#can you imagine#can you feel my heart#can you feel it#testimony#fruit of the spirit#glorify god#poor guy#poor old man#student#holy bible#holy spirit#integrity
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Baker!Reader X Butcher!Simon
First little noodlings
You’re sat in your local Costa, sadly picking at an overpriced, sad sandwich and lukewarm coffee. Chains are never your first option if you can help it, but this small town doesn’t have a local cafe open past 10am.
Another sigh, you could do it so much better, you think, grimacing at a bite of soggy bread. As a baker, you know good bread and this, this is not good bread.
How difficult can it be, really, you sip from your cup; musing.
You could do it, you think, you already have a steady business as an online bakery and a presence at the closest local markets, known for your delicate bakes with pretty decorations.
The savoury side of things though…you know what’d you’d do, sandwiches with homemade focaccia, doorstep thick toast, savoury pastries.
It’d have to be right though. The voice pops up unbidden and you bite your lip, your need for perfection is both a blessing and a curse.
You abandon the remnants of your sandwich and head home thoughts churning.
In your kitchen, you create a focaccia, flaky salt, the good olive oil, rosemary and cherry tomatoes.
Once it’s cooked you realise you don’t have the right meats and you drag yourself to the store, you stand in front of the deli meats aisle for longer than you want to admit, until your fingers start to get a little numb and you take home a selection and painstakingly try a little of everything with the bread and nothings right, nothing works.
You hiss in frustration before cutting a large chunk and wrapping it in wax paper and grabbing your keys.
You know you must look like a crazy person, stomping into the butchers and dropping the bread on the counter in front of the mountain of a man who works there, bottom half of his face covered by a black mask.
“I need help” you say shortly “I’ve tried the supermarket meats and it’s not right.”
He stares at you, shocked, confused, you can’t tell.
“Look you’re an expert right?” A slow nod. “Good. I’m fed up of having no good cafes so I’m gonna do it myself but I’m a novice at savoury, so taste that.”
You wave a hand irritably at the wax-paper wrapped focaccia “and please tell me what meat is supposed to go in it.”
There’s a beat, two, before callused hands are unwrapping the bread and tearing a chunk off, corner of the mask lifting to accommodate before being lowered.
A moan. “I know” you say, slightly smug “so I’m not putting it with mediocre fillings”
The man hums, swallowing, before turning to a leg of something along the back counter and cutting a thin slice, dropping it onto a paper plate before handing it to you.
“Try that” he rasps, you take the plate and try the meat, it’s salty, slightly smoky and so much better than whatever you brought from the supermarket and combinations throw themselves into your head.
You’re unaware of the butcher staring at you.
“How much will I need to make at least….four sandwiches?” You half ask, half demand.
“Bout 15 slices” he replies after a moments thought.
“Great, that then please” you say sweetly, “and you can keep the rest of the bread.” you add on when you’ve paid and have the wrapped meat in your hand before almost running out of the shop to get home.
Simon stares for a long time, before devouring the rest of the bread.
#cod fanfic#honey writes#simon riley x reader#baker!reader#butcher!simon#butcher!ghost#Drabble#this may turn into a full fic idk yet#yeets this into the ether and runs#in case ur American and don’t know lots of working class towns have greasy spoons#that are specifically catered for builders/trades so they open at like 5/6am and close at 11am/noon#they serve full English and builders tea and questionable fruit maybe#and for some reason are always a man’s name like Ben or Alan
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#mcgucket monday#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#shitpost#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford fanart#gf fiddleford#gravity falls fiddleford#young fiddleford#fiddauthor#tate mcgucket#fruit snacks#bill cipher gravity falls#ford gravity falls#meme redraw#fandom art work#gravity falls ford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#young stanford pines#bill gravity falls#digital art#grunkle ford#fiddleford friday#stanford gravity falls#gf stanford#fandoms
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Byam Shaw (1872-1919) "The Woman, the Man and the Serpent" (1911) Oil on canvas
#painting#paintings#art#artwork#religious painting#byam shaw#oil on canvas#fine art#british artist#adam and eve#eve and the serpent#devil#christianity#flowers#garden of eden#female figure#female nude#female portrait#male portrait#portrait of a man#forbidden fruit#male figure#1910s#early 1900s#early 20th century
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