#that man was a FRUIT
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Sometimes when I'm looking at Frankenstein fanart and I'll see people complain about Victor looking like a twink (cause apparently all really skinny men are twinks now), and I wonder if we read the same book. In what world is that man not a skinny thing? BRO DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF HES MALNOURISHED.
#even if they did make him a twink itd probably be accurate#that man was a FRUIT#frankenstein#victor frankenstein#gothic literature#gothic lit
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Your honor, I love them
#my art#art#gravity falls#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stan pines#old man mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#to all my sideblog followers who've seen me obsessing over them for the past few weeks#here are the fruits of my labours
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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thinking abouuuuuut somno w needy! toji
but needy! toji specifically in the middle of the night and like he’s so tiiiired and desperate and ugh. I have a thing for needy, desperate, tired men pls lay off of me. Inspired by @theobsidianempress
needy! toji who wakes up hard behind you in your oh so tiny pajama shorts, warm legs tangled in his as you subconsciously push your hips further into him.
needy! toji who seemed to wake up most nights around this time, almost like his body was on an internal clock set to go off when you looked your best, all tired and a peaceful as you dream your night away.
needy! toji who never wore anything to bed besides a chain and his ring, which made your cute shuffling in the bed a problem for his now half-hard cock.
needy! toji who had fucked you once twice today, once in the morning before he left for work and once after dinner. but his appetite was never satiated when it came to you.
needy! toji who wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you impossibly closer as he grabs a handful of your tit, kneading it as he grinds into your ass.
needy! toji who was now going to take full advantage of this ‘free use’ bullshit you mentioned to him a few days back.
needy! toji who tries to be gentle, tries to keep you asleep as he satisfies you. his large, rough hands rub circles on your clit as you shift in bed, breathing heavy - unbeknownst to you.
needy! toji who dares to see how far he can take things before you wake, playfully biting your shoulder, sucking on the soft skin as he chuckles to himself when you let a quiet whine slip.
needy! toji who pulls your left leg up over his, up and out of the way so he can fish his big hands down the back of your shorts like the nasty bastard he was - shoving two of his thick fingers into your already soaked pussy from behind as soon as he finds your entrance.
needy! toji who debates finger fucking you until you wake up, deciding against it so he can hear your sweet, muffled noises when he finally pushes his throbbing cock inside of you.
needy! toji who lets a whine slip with the knowledge that you’re still asleep, so beautifully stimulated by your tight, gummy walls. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still so tight after being fucked twice already today. needy! toji who doesn’t understand how you’re still asleep.
needy! toji who didn’t realize you’ve been awake since his hands snuck under your waistband.
needy! toji who gets three full thrusts in before you’re pushing back into him with a giggle as he fills you sooo snug to the brim.
needy! toji who pushes you roughly onto your stomach once he realizes your little trick, trapping both of your legs tightly between his so he can fuck you mean like he’s wanted to all day.
needy! toji who had to be gentle this morning because you were ‘tiiiiired’ and needy! toji who let you ride him until he was spraying your insides white after dinner. needy! toji who hasn’t had the chance all day to take you like he needs, letting you get your way two too many times.
needy! toji who shoves your head into your pillow, ruffling your hair up purposefully because he’s such a meanie. “been waiting - hah.. for this, little girl” he says, the sharp jabs of his hips bringing you close to your orgasm already.
needy! toji who can’t believe how wrapped around your finger he is, can’t believe he let you fuck him how you wanted earlier today. needy! toji who can’t believe he even had any resolve to stop himself from fucking you how you deserved earlier. “been.. so.. fuckin’.. nice.. all.. goddamn.. day” he spits, each word punctuated by an aggressive, deep, slow thrust that left you breathless.
needy! toji who can’t believe how close he is already, thinking he’d be good to go for hours with how much he’s cum already today. “fuck you y/n.. your stupid.. perfect pussy’s gonna make me bust too quick,”
needy! toji who bucks into you faster now, staring at how the fat of your ass jiggles and bounces with each thrust as you yelp into your pillow. “yeah - that’s it. cum on me, squeeze me.. milk me, ma,” he begs, forcing the words out as he feels you clamp down on his length.
needy! toji who’s mad at how tight you get, mad at how dripping wet you are, mad at how incredible you look, mad at the cute noises you make, mad at how you have him so vulnerable in the moment.
needy! toji who’s mad because he knows - gun to his head, he couldn’t pull out. knife to his neck even, it’d take an act of god to pull him from your precious cunt.
needy! toji whose voice pitches up an octave or two as he cums, bearing his full body weight on your back, pumping so rough into you as you milk him dry.
needy! toji who tells you to use your shirt to clean up as he rolls back over, already snoring before you’ve got up to use the restroom.
#need itttttt#fuck#like Ohmygod#the fact that this man isn’t real and can’t actually do this to me#criminal#absolutely horrendous#bruh#fruit punch#fpoc#toji smut#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro smut#toji x you#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji smut jjk#toji x y/n
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my beautiful evil fruit with a disorder who just realized he has so much power over the damn demon he's also obsessed with so he spends two whole episodes only manipulating, having cat fights, smirking and looking under his eyelashes
#fruit on fruit crime#i adore him my beautiful homo who just realized he's so beautiful he has that nasty man around his finger#inspired by the tweet that pointed out he started dressing slutty instead of straight the more he talked to hannibal#will graham#hannibal nbc#hannibal#hannigram#my gifs
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to wuming, hua cheng, san lang;
happy birthday, dearest a-hong. 🦋💘
DESSERT LATER !!!!!!!! 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹(WHACK WHACK WHACK)
#a peach for immortality and love. the hualian of fruits#hua cheng means so so much to me words cannot describe how much i love this beautiful strong courageous man. he is everything to me#you don't look a day over 500 my lord enjoy yourself today mwah#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#花城0610生日快乐#its still the 9th here in america BUT I WAS TOO EXCITED ITS THE 10TH IN CHINA
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hina... have you ever drawn nanami & yuji. pls i need to see them. my reluctant mentor and ray of sunshine. maybe eating together after a mission
cleaned up this request doodle from a while ago <3
#my art#answered#anonymous#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#nanami kento#yuji itadori#jujutsu kaisen fanart#sorry for getting to this so late anon :'<<<<#also sorry the art technically isnt new shkdg i tried to come up w a different setting fr them#thought abt them going fr ramen or something ? like an izakaya scene#but i wasnt happy w any of my sketches n took the easy way out gomen gjdghjj#i hope u still like the cleaned version!#well . “clean” gjhgssgj yuuji sweetie do u need a napkin#both of these pastries r based off ones we sold at the bakery i used to work at#u know . the one that put me into a 7 month depressed artblock n made me want to kms/srs#and speaking from experience. those filled croissants r not user friendly#crumbs + cream + fruit + syrup drizzle + chocolate...all EVERYWHERE smh#also nanami's looks like a cookie but it's not i promise. it is a raisin danish bc he has th palette of an old man at 27
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💬: please speak english
🥟: that’s very nice ☝️🤭
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#they called him from the cutie department and he said IM ON DUTY AT YOUR SERVICE#gifs#if i was a fruit i would be a mango cause i cant let this man go..
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snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))
#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous fanart#mlb fanart#ladybug#mlb ladybug#chat noir#cat noir#adrienette#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#felix fathom#furuba au#i dont really know how to develope the comic story from where i left it so have some cute doodles!!!!#my favorite scenes in fruits basket are the ones with kyo surrounded by his army of cata#or any scene with kyo and yuki transformed#so fucking funny#anyway what a handsome man in the second slide 🥰🥰#and felix transformed is just a lil rat bastard (bird ver)#westy doodles
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kevin to neil in tfc
#‘easier to remain heterosexual’ brother look around you. you are in a fruit salad right now.#and you aint a fucking vegetable#‘easier to remain het’ ok self-titled queen now show me one relationship you have with a man that isn’t saturated with homoeroticism#also neil: just trying to get through the day and play exy while kevin is sighing at the sky like PLS DONT KISS BOYS#girl your lives are in danger. sort your priorities#aftg#tfc#neil josten#kevin day
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" Out of Line"
It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"
I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them
#short story#short poem#2min#spilled truth#truth#illustration#illustrator#story#inspiration#inspiring quotes#inspiringstories#eye opening#stories#poetry#praisethelord#my post#can you see it#can you hear me#can you imagine#can you feel my heart#can you feel it#testimony#fruit of the spirit#glorify god#poor guy#poor old man#student#holy bible#holy spirit#integrity
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The Odyssey would have been a lot shorter if Odysseus gave the Cyclops weed instead of wine.
#the odyssey#odysseus#non mdzs#Worse part of this is that this isn't even the first time he's seen this movie.#I don't think I captured the sheer genuine confusion and distress when the Nobody gambit came up.#Mans had his world upheaved for a moment. Know the risks when you blaze it I suppose.#My dad has great taste in films and I can always count on him recommending something really unique.#We've been going through various Odyssey adaptations and I must say; Odyssey (1997) is a good one.#Telemachus is appropriately a moody and emotional (crybaby) teen boy.#Hermes is the twinkiest little fruit I have every seen. No exaggeration. It is truly a sight to bear witness to.#Athena is sadly a weak point. And while the olive tree is constantly drawn attention to...there's no wedding bed gambit.#Penelope fans will really enjoy how she has lots of good scenes. Her plight runs parallel through the whole movie!#The scene with Anticlea on the beach particularly stands out. 'You'are my mother! You're my father! You are my strength!'#She's losing everything and everyone important to her. She has no control in her life or her home.#All she can do is wait and keep her head high despite the rising waters. God I love her.#All in all; I highly recommend this one as another good adaptation. It rearranges and cuts out some scenes but hits the mark overall.
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Based on that one scene in the first few episodes where he hits that slutty ass pose in his slutty little marines uniform
Plus some shitpost content bc it’s what makes the pain go away
#I’m a simple woman#I see two fruits with a red and blue color scheme respectively and I’m sold#jokes aside I actually like joplittle more but these two idiots are so fun to draw and their dynamic has so much potential#also I KNOW that ned is only 5’8 or something but he has tall man energy BIG TIME#I am scarred by the fact that tozer (or rather his actor) lowkey looks like the german national football trainer#who himself looks like a groundhog#anyways#the terror#the terror amc#edward little#ned little#solomon tozer#solittle#froggerart
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Pleinairpril 5/30!
I spy 3 cats at a market in Granville Island, Vancouver.
#i rly did not take enough pics in vancouver#all i got r these market pics man!#but they rly do stack their fruits that high it's so precarious!#weiwei art#yan#oc#original character#cats#pleinairpril#pleinairpril 2024#warriorpainters#nopleinnogain
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AU where Jango time travels, saves Jaster, and accidentally becomes Dooku’s controversially young boytoy and accidentally convinces him to become Obi-Wan’s master when he meets the 10 year old in the temple while avoiding Jaster in the archives and gets attached to Smolbi-Wan. He is now a stepdad. Fuck. Jaster keeps stealing the kiddo while Jango is getting his back blown out by a sorta former Sith.
#star wars#jango fett#master dooku#yan dooku#janooku#time travel#padawan obi wan#young obi wan#obi wan kenobi#jaster mereel#Jango getting into arguments with a handsome older man about issues with the republic#when suddenly he’s pressed against the bulkhead with a tongue in his mouth and wondering how that happened#three months later and Jango is wandering around the temple looking for a fruit garden#when he’s suddenly protecting a tiny redhead from being bullied by other kids and now he’s a dad again#Obi is nearly as feral as Boba it would give Jango the WORST baby fever
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Etoiles is suffering.
#Etoiles#Fruit Mountain#April 20 2024#''Racist moment'' LMAO#I don't understand this game well enough to really get what happened here but I know man was robbed
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