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@darby-rowe im thinking about fingering billy pls help me
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Live action Zoro is so pre~tty
*does a little dance*
Live action Zoro is so pre~tty
*does a little dance*
Live action Zoro is so pre~tty
*does a little dance*
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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various trad doodles i made while i was supposed to be paying attention in class
#hello. i am alive#once term ends either youwill get so much art or i will just sleep for three weeks we shall see#i doodle spidey so much in my sketchbooks for pose practice and now one of my teachers has clocked me as a fan from the poses i draw#its so over for me im being perceived#they are ruining my life dawg#anyways#spider man#spiderman#deadpool#spideypool#spiderpool#marvel#ok bye
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Why Dragon Age Veilguard isn't a "Cathedral"

Concept art by Matt Rhodes
"To disinherit the storylines of past games goes directly against the notion of building cathedrals."
What is inherent with Veilguard that keeps bothering me is the fact that the world's choices truly didn't matter--and it doesn't simply bother me from a player perspective, it's not simply a grievance borne of frustration to what I (as a longtime fan) have lost. It's about the very culture of the arts under capitalism's new media habituation cycle [x][x].
Yes, I spent hours of my life playing and replaying each instalment of Dragon Age. Yes, I painstakingly curated a 'canon' world state by replaying what came before in preparation for Veilguard. Yes, I am even more unsatisfied with the end product--time hasn't helped, it's just widened the divide. But, and I can't stress this enough, these very personal gripes aren't what hit home the most. It's the inherent disregard of legacy. A legacy that the previous writers and game developers were building towards.
In the DAV artbook, "cathedral" is the word used to describe the process of making a game. Matt Rhodes' exact words are: "One artist can make a painting, but it takes a team to build a cathedral." Cathedrals took centuries to build. The architect who drafted the first blueprints would likely never see his work realised, he had to rely on those who came after him, like-minded and passionate, to see it through--for the culture, for the future, for legacy. Painters took on several apprentices for this reason too--giant frescoes were not completed by one man's hand, even if it is one man's name that immortalises them. Similarly, if you weave a narrative around choice, what good does it do to take it away at the final act if not to fall to caricature?
To disinherit the storylines of past games goes directly against the notion of building cathedrals.
Late-stage capitalism and profit-margin-obsessed game producers forcing developers to churn out meager content, to make a known brand into something it's not, to chase a fad or a popular trend... o, how reductive and cliche you've been forced to become Bioware. We have lost the cultural thought patterns relative to Cathedrals. We know only of barn-raised churches--done in a day but unlikely to last the turn of the seasons.
And don't even get me started on the music of Veilguard either. From Origins to World of Warcraft to Everquest to Baldur's Gate to Dungeon Siege, you can hear the intricate interconnected weave of sounds inspired by the Dungeons and Dragons-esque fantasy genre. You hear it in the repeated use of certain instruments, in the harmonic weeping notes of a bard-like singer or the foreboding echoes of drums as if of war. In tavern songs. But then, rather than hire someone who loves these worlds and this genre, who is a hungry artist looking to make a name, a legacy if you will, for themselves with a spectacular score, you hire any already sated composer, one well-into the encroaching years of career fatigue, whose notes repeat in countless projects, who feels less concise and more uninterested with each new project. One who has long since cemented his legacy. Someone in it for a paycheck and nothing else! And, to top it off, you let him compose something so minimalist? I am offended actually.
Cathedrals! We should have witnessed the final tile being placed on the Dragon Age cathedral. Instead, some architects walked up, tore down the interior and installed IKEA furniture and called it authentic before having to call the previous architects to come and fix the "load-bearing issues", forcing them to rush and add a coat of varnish and a few 'aged' details for authenticity.

#dragon age veilguard#veilguard#dragon age#bioware#veilguard critical#da:tv#dragon age the veilguard#matt rhodes#veilguard concept art#dragon age artbook#a cathedral in ruin#i am being dramatic and in my feels but also it's not about me--it's about the literal disney-ification/corporatisation of media now#this post is also anti hans zimmer hype#like... that man has been phoning it in for a while now#pack it up#let new talent come in#stop gatekeeping the arts by flooding the mainstream with the same composers/actors/writers#media studies#as a solasmancer i got my happy ending#as a dragon age player?#yeah... no.#i couldn't sleep until this was exorcised from my brain
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No wonder felix folded so hard, if oliver was looking at me like that id also eat up anything this man offered me
#his neck#his jawline#his nose#i want to lick him up#i want to live in the crook of his neck#this man has ruined me#barry keoghan#oliver quick#saltburn#felix catton#jacob elordi#cattonquick#lgbtqia
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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier
#xmen#mcu#xmen movies#xmen first class#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous#i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself#in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society#sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM#and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that#NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair#for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY#the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig#i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented#anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik#genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show#more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day#bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days
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listen im not saying i want the real life pope to die or anything, but i DO firmly believe that if he dies while the conclave 2024 movie fandom is still going strong, a decent portion of that fandom would start following the proceedings of the ensuing irl conclave like sports. me included probably. and i think that’d be tremendously fun
#ramblings of mine#conclave#also of course there would be conclave old man yaoi rpf which would be the biggest win of all#i hear hes hospitalised atm which means he has the chance to do theeee FUNNIEST thing rn. cmon francis don’t ruin this for me
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I realised how thin Sylus' waist is only after the Praedator event. Like, I switched between Caleb and him multiple times and I was like "mmh, something's not right..." until it hit me.
I thought "Caleb is such a log" (a hot one), because his sides are fairly straight all the way to his hips, but I couldn't understand why I noticed that.
Then I saw Sylus and his stupidly pretty waist, the way it curves inwards in a way no other does and god, do I want to run my hands down his ribcage, feel the dip and squeeze. It's not even sexual, I just want to sit there all day, holding him and memorising his shape.
He's so pretty and elegant, he carries his 1.90m of height in a way that leaves me gaping. He's sharp, but he's also soft, he's sturdy but his body somehow looks more like a fine sculpture than a mountain of muscles. How?? How???
#this man has ruined me#i need him or I'll die#lads sylus#lnds sylus#lnds x reader#love and deepspace sylus#sylus x reader#l&ds sylus#lads x reader
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Vibrating with happiness I got them signed aaaaa
#wish I could have talked to kellen more#I was super awkward and nervous about saying hi#he did a very fun and cute moon and sun impression for me it was very sweet#he seems like a really nice man#also his panel was super interesting#he talked a bit about how it was voicing sun moon and eclipse#also he has a malleable epiglottis#which is how he gets really good monster sounds#and how sun and moon sound so different#super interesting stuff#sundrop#fnaf daycare attendant#moondrop#fnaf eclipse#fnaf#fnaf ruin dlc
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↳ ꜱɴᴏᴡ + ᴄᴏᴇʀᴛʜᴀꜱ ᴡᴇꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ꜱɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴇʀᴛʜᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴀᴍɪᴛʏ ʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟꜱ. ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇʀᴛɪʟᴇ ʙᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜰʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴍɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇxᴄᴇʟʟᴇɴᴛ ɢʀᴀᴢɪɴɢ. ᴀʟᴀꜱ, ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɢᴇᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴅ, ᴀꜱ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇʟɪʜᴏᴏᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ɪꜱʜɢᴀʀᴅ'ꜱ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅꜱ.
#FFXIV#FF14#Final Fantasy XIV#Final Fantasy 14#ffxivedit#Ishgard#Coerthas#ishgardposting#texture updates equal me immediately rushing to my favourite zone like:#the update somehow makes the zone even more horrific btw bc the dead dragons actually look like frozen corpses now it's extremely harrowing#not to be dramatic but few MMO zones have ever captured the horrific emptiness that CWH has. the zone feels like a ghost's wail of grief#surrounded by death on all sides. from the eternal corpses of dragon and man stranded in the waist-deep snow and the bones draped over#the mountain to the ruins of the dusk vigil and the battlefield next to it to the ruins of everything that had to be left behind to the way#the entirety of the zone is all but completely empty and abandoned and as uncaring and distant as the cold.#idk man not to get dramatic abt it but coerthas made me unhinged
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it kills me that angel clearly had such a passion for drawing. of course she'd turn to art because she had no other way to express herself. no one else to talk to aside from jack. its just. augghh. rip tween angel you would have loved scrapbooking in a little lock diary.
#borderlands#angel borderlands#nothing ruins me faster than thinking about angel getting to do normal kid stuff. she never even went to school man.#this has nothing to do with what im working on at the moment. totally.
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Do you guys ever think about how Simon, Edwin's class mate who had a crush on him, was in the 4th circle "greed" Instead of the 2nd circle "lust"?
which means what he felt wasn't lust he was just greedy for Edwin's attention
Because I think about that a lot more than I should
#I'm blaming hozier to be honest#That man's obsession with dante's inferno has finally ruined me#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#the sandman universe
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Gregory House | Brand New City
another day, another house edit set to a mitski song
#this one took forever i feel like you can pinpoint the exact moment i gave up#but it's done!#big day for house angst enjoyers (me) i made a folder on my phone for this video titled 'house suffering' and it has nearly 100 clips in it#probably could've found much more but i was lazy#love to watch a man ruin his own life#house#house md#houseedit#gregory house#greg house#*mine#*other#*video
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every day I wake up in complete and utter distress at the fact that no man will ever be able to compare to Gojo Satoru.
#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#jjk#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#gojo#gojou satoru x reader#satoru gojo#this man has ruined me#i fear how high my standards are now because of him#it's so over
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What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!
Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese
#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film#after hours#after hours 1985#griffin dunne#paul hackett#filmedit#mine#you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs#the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water#but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him#the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal#paul: breathes#everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside#this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin#but also#*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE#his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes
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